User blog:Ditto132/Waluigi VS Lanky Kong



Wiz: Aside from the other characters in their franchise, these two have disproportionately long appendages...

Boomstick: Heh, long appendages.

Wiz: Waluigi, the purple clad rival of Luigi.

Boomstick: And Lanky Kong, relative of the god known as Donkey Kong.

He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.

Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skils to find out who would win.. a Death Battle.

Wiz: Waluigi is essentially a taller, skinnier, bad version of Luigi. However, he is way out of Luigi's league. Waluigi posesses the ability to crack megaverses with his punches.

Boomstick: Thanks to his long legs and natural agility, he is capable of running at 10 times the speed of light.

Wiz: As someone who primarily appears in Mario sports games, he would be expected to carry sports equipment with him, such as a tennis racket or golf club or other things of the sort.

Boomstick: Both of those weapons can fully destroy megaverses.

Wiz: When he gets serious, he activates a massive power increase by saying "Waluigi time!"

Boomstick: This technique multiplies his power so much, that it allows him to obliterate hyperverses with his attacks.

Waluigi- "Arghhhh, Waluigi no win this time."

Boomstick: Now onto my second favorite Donkey Kong character, other than the main man himself, Lanky Kong!

Wiz: Lanky Kong tends to be on the lazy side, but when he's needed in combat he's sure to show everyone his real power.

Boomstick: His long arms obviously give him a good attack reach, and he can easily maneuver around most battlefields.

Wiz: While running on all fours, he can move at speeds of up to 20 times light-speed.

Boomstick: He carries a Grape Shooter on him, and he can shatter 10 megaverses with his most powerful attack.

Wiz: Finally, he can use the Trombone Tremor to weaken and temporarily disorient his opponents.

Boomstick: Most matches where it appears he will lose are won with this technique.

Lanky Kong- "Cool move, DK! Gotta get some fresh air. I’ll help you by collecting blue bananas."

Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set, let's end this debate once and for all.

Boomstick: It's time for a Death Battle!!!



































































Boomstick: Aww, man!

Wiz: Sure, Lanky Kong had the speed and maneuverability advantage, but Waluigi's strength was just way too much to handle.

Boomstick: Base form Waluigi however would lose, due to being weaker in that form.

Wiz: Since he had the Waluigi Time ability though, it easily makes turns everything around, making the fight one-sided in his favor.

Boomstick: Looks like Lanky couldn't hang in there long enough.

Wiz: The winner is Waluigi.



Boomstick: Next time on Death Battle...

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