Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-27305742-20191031122237/@comment-27305742-20191208020000

AwesomeEthan48 wrote: 1pizza877 wrote:

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AwesomeEthan48 wrote: Mario walks into the bar with a shopping cart full of Christmas cookie ingredients.Mario: I'm-a back!

Sonic: Where were you? It's been nearly 6 hours since you left!

Mario: Well, I was-a going to get-a cookie mix, but there were all-a sold out-a. So I bought-a the ingredients instead.

Sonic: And you took 6 hours to do thar because?

Mario: Long line at-a the check out.

Sonic: How long was the line?

Mario: About-a 5 whole hours.

Sonic: So you spent an entire hour shopping?

Mario: Yep! Deadpool: Don't forget the time can get screwed up because of the fight between Dr. Fate and Dr. Strange.

Sonic: Oh right, got it. Mario: So, Deadpool, is there a place where I can-a start baking some-a cookies?

Deadpool: Well, this is a bar. I don't think there would be a kitchen here.

Sonic: How about you use an EasyBake Oven?

Mario: Do-a people still-a use that-a?

Sonic: I don't know!

Mario: Well, I need a place to-a start baking, and I'm-a not gonna do ot on the bar-a counter! Deadpool: I know someone that could help, hey Dr. Fate?

Dr. Fate as he appears: Yes, what brings me hear Wilson?

Deadpool: Mario needs help in making the Cookies, mind if you take him to the same place of where the Thanksgiving feast was cooked.

Mario: Yeah, I need to bake some cookies.

Dr. Fate: Will do, thank you for informing me Wilson.

Deadpool: Np!

'''Dr. Fate then teleports Mario to the same kitchen of where the Thanksgiving feast was cooked. ''' Sonic: Well, I guess while that's happening, we can talk about what we want for Christmas! Right?

Spyro then enters the bar.

Spryo: Wait, who's gonna write all of that down?

Sonic: Wait, where were you?

Spryo: Eh, I was flying around looking at Christmas decorations. Why?

Sonic: Just wondering...

Sonic then grabs a pen and a piece of paper from a drawer.

Sonic: So, what does everyone want for Christmas? Deadpool: For me, I'll like an Mortal Kombat 11 pass.

Scorpion: No.

Deadpool: Just for one ladder game, please because I mean how bad could it be?

Scorpion: Alright, only for one ladder game.

Deadpool: Thanks Scorpie.

Scorpion: Don't mention it. EXE: A new Battle Network game would be nice, though I know how much Volnutt wants Legends 3.

Yoshi: Why not both?

EXE: Eh, maybe...What do you want for Christmas, Yoshi?

Yoshi: A Switch.

Sonic: Wait, you haven't got one yet?

Yoshi: Well, I had one, but I gave it away to a Toad.

Sonic: Why?

Yoshi: Because I wanted to. Spawn to Deadpool: I would admit, I thought you wanted to ask for an N-word pass.

Deadpool: What no, like I said before, there is no fucking way that I would ever say that shit and besides I'm not black for fucks sakes and plus I have asked for an Mortal Kombat 11 pass twice before.

Spawn: True.

Deadpool: Plus even if I were to have been black, my name would have been Blackpool. Black Panther: Blackpool, sounds like a good name.

Sonic: So anyone else have anything they want for Christmas? Spyro: Well, what do you want?

Sonic: A new Sonic game that doesn't suck...you?

Spyro: Maybe some fruitcake.

Everyone stares at Spyro in disbelief.

Spryo: What? I like fruitcake!

Tails: Liking fruitcake is like saying my fight wih Luigi wasn't cpntroversial. It's wrong!

Spryo: Well, you do you, pal. Suddenly Mega Man's robo arm flies out into the window which shocked the Winners.

Deadpool: Don't worry about that folks, it's Classic MM's arm, he got himself a new one and before you ask how I know, 4th wall.

The Winners then sigh in relief.