Talk:Beast VS Goliath/@comment-24281142-20150501230430/@comment-26458135-20150502213400

"''I now know the way I want to die." (Number 3)''

"Did a turtle get really drunk one night and then come across a tank and was like "Eh, I'll put my dick in that!" Then 9 months later the tank showed up at his door and was like "BOOM, this is your's." Then he raised it out of shame until one day it evolved and all the other turtles were like "THAT'S FUCKING AWESOME!" So then they all started banging tanks?!" (Number 2)

"''"AND DIARRHEA JOKE FOOT"?! HAHAHAHA! What does it do?! Kick people in the stomach so hard that he takes them to Brown Town?" (Number 1)''