Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-27305742-20190618163425/@comment-34073020-20190725001753

UTC Scrappy wrote: (Superman sees the next matchup)

Superman: Oh no, not Lobo.

Dante: What's so bad about a guy named Lobo?

Superman: He's a bounty hunter like Deathstroke. But he cannot die, not even Deadpool can surpass his healing factor.

Deadpool: Hey, I heard that!

Hawkeye: Is he similar to Doomsday? I heard the two of them fought each other once.

Superman: Yes he is, but while Doomsday can adapt to anything that kills him, Lobo can just take the same punishment over and over again without change.

Dante: Still don't understand why you don't like him so much.

Superman: The members of the Justice League and I have come across him many times before and that was before we dealt with Deathstroke, Doomsday and Bane.

Zero: And?

Superman: And over the years, we've grown disgusted by his attitude and means of fighting. He has fought for good before, but was only when he was paid to capture said bad guy. He's grown rather fond about the Flash, Hal and myself. Someone knocks at the door. Spider-Man goes to check.

Spider-Man: Yeah?

Someone lefts a package in the bar. It´s a teddy dolphin.

Spider-Man: Oh, huh, it´s just a teddy.

Batman: GET DOWN, THAT´S LOBO´S SIGN.

The wall gets f*cked up for the 45th time: it was Lobo with his flying motorcycle.

Lobo: Whassup fellas?

Superman: Leave. Now.

Lobo: yeh, i know, imma leave but i just wanted to pass ovah here, to see how does look the place of real mans. not like the possers of the losers bars, haha!. Im heading here suckas, and you know it. And Deadpool! Yeah you. We have unfinished business.

Lobo gets out and leaves a lot of smoke in the bar, everyone that is not a robot is coughing.

Superman: *cough* I really hope he doesnt.

Green Lantern: Me too, he´s *cough* totally stupid.