Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-32003826-20190520180003/@comment-28170158-20190522190258

1pizza877 wrote: MexicanJesus69 wrote:

WBH-LM27 wrote: WBH-LM27 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: MexicanJesus69 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: 1mavstone wrote: 1mavstone wrote: 1mavstone wrote: 1pizza877 wrote: 1pizza877 wrote: Deadpool: Hey Tracer!

Tracer: What is it Wade?

Deadpool: Happy 3rd Anniversary! Tracer: Thanks Wade!

Deadpool: Your Welcome!

Today.

Deadpool: Well today's the day, the day Ben 10 VS Green Lantern gets released on Youtube. Scorpion (to Deadpool): Then prepare your helmet, for Green Lantern may come for your arse! Later, the winners suddenly started hearing the sound of a train, when they looked out, they see Green Lantern with a construct of a train coming towards the bar and DeadpoolGreen Lantern: Choo, choo, mofo!

Deadpool: Holy macaroni! Doomsday realizes the train coming and stands outside getting ready as he cracks his knuckles and headDoomsday (english accent): I've been waiting for this day to come. ahem RAWWWWWWR!

Doomsday punches through the construct and punches Green Lantern out cold.

Doomsday: Doomsday's puny b*tch. ahem (english accent) You're welcome, everyone.

Doomsday then walks into the bar As a few hours passby, Green Lantern gains consciencenessGreen Lantern: Ow.

Dr. Fate: Hal Jordan, I welcome you to the winner's bar. GL : Hello there Fate, (Sees Deadpool) ... Hi.

Deadpool : Hello fucker.

Every DC character present cheers, except Darkseid, who facepalms.

Darkseid : Six battles and we keep winning, this is ridiculous, when we are gonna loose? Dr. Fate: While that is concerning, right now Hal needs to return something. Green Lantern: "I do?? Oh, yeah, I do."

Hal then teleports to the losers bar.

Deadpool: "Serves him right, the jerk." Hal teleports back to the Winners Bar, just noticing Batman and Superman glaring at him. Green Lantern: "What? I won, didn't i?? Aren't you proud???"

Batman: "You killed a child."

Green Lantern: "Ah, come on, guys! You killed people before!"

Superman: "In self defense."

Green Lantern: "Well so was mine!"

Batman: "You crushed him under a boot."

Green Lantern: "I was- that's- ...yeah, that's fair..." Agumon : You killed a child? that´s disgusting.

Deadpool : Two things, one, this is the first time you ever talk. Two : Have you seen your own fight? Green Lantern: What about it Spider-Man?! Deadpool: "I'm saying I've still got the moral high ground, so HA!"

Batman: "You've still murdered hundreds."

Deadpool: "Oh, don't gimmie that, Kal-El over there nuked the planet!"

Deadpool then points, not to Superman, but to DeDeDe, doing his Smug Smash Crouch

King DeDeDe: "Well, I appreciate the gesture, kind merc."

Green Lantern: "...what."

Deadpool: "Don't question it."

Green Lantern: "I'll question what I want, Wilson."

Deadpool: "Whatever, Harold!"

The two then scowl at each other, gritted teeth and all - though they know they can't fight, and choose just to glare at each other from afar.