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1mavstone wrote: 1pizza877 wrote: While the combatants were chatting, they could hear someone laughing as it turns out to be Frieza.Vegeta: Frieza!!!!!

Frieza: I ain't here to fight you Vegeta, Prince of Saiyans and but instead came here to deliever a friend of yours whom I just recently defeated. (As he drops the injured Mewtwo) So, this is must be the bar where you keep hanging out with most Earthlings and I remember correctly crossing from here before when I was fighting against that pathetic transforming machine (Megatron).

Deadpool breaking the 4th wall: See Season 2! Without hesitation, Ultron then came to attack FriezaFrieza: What the hell? I said wasn't going to attack the bar.

Ultron: Doesn't matter, all intruders must leave or die!

Ultron prepares his fist but is stopped by Luke Skywalker via the Force.

Luke: That's enough, Ultron.

Ultron: You forget. I'm the guard of this establishment, I make the rules around here. Deadpool: Well, you're being too restrict right now-

Ultron hits Deadpool like this. Master Chief: Wilson's right, you are being too restricted and for the record that's not how the guardsmanship works and how I know is because I have been the guard of this bar for 4 years until my expiration. Ultron: "Things change in a few years, Spaceman... now, where were we-"

Ultron turns around to see Frieza flying off.

Frieza: "Since you so rudely decided to attack me, I'll take that as a declaration of war! Prepare yourselves, pitiful fools... for you won't stand a chance against the might of the Frieza Force!"

Frieza zooms off into space, the plans for his 'war' being made up by the second. Deadpool: Way to go, Ultron.

Master Chief (to himself): Suddenly, I miss the Fake Ultron. Ultron: "His 'army' won't stand a chance. Even if most of you are severely outmatched, the heavy hitters - such as myself - will make quick work of the fool."

Deadpool: "I mean, yeah, but I was kinda looking forward for a few weeks of peace, y'know?" Ultron: Yeah, well things don't stay the same forever. And while you think i am restrict, I am still the guard here and here, I am the most power-

Darkseid (looking pissed): ULTRON!

Ultron looking scared while keeping it cool comes to Darkseid

Ultron (scared while keeping his cool): Hehehe. Hey, Darkseid. Darkseid: "So, I hear you've been taking your role as guard a little too seriously... keeping a tight leash on the others, and treating outsiders without respect. I've also heard you just instigated a war with another powerful foe, have you not?"

Ultron: "Wait, that just happened, how did you-"

Darkseid: "So you confirm it?"

Ultron: "No! Well, I don't deny, I mean-"

Darkseid places his left arm on Ultron's shoulder, before giving an eery smile.

Darkseid: "Normally, I would be fond of these kinds of things..." '''The smile fades away. '''"Unfortunately, my affiliates think differently."

Green Lantern and Mega-Man.EXE stand in the background, nodding silently. Ultron: Ohhhh, (got to his knees) please don't send to the Omega Sanction!

Darkseid: We'll think of your punishment later. Right now, we got to deal with our current problem. Iron Man: Wait, Ultron wouldn-

Deadpool: Hush, this is good for the story. Vegeta: Ever since Ultron started to attack Freiza, he would attack in any moment but no matter because he is no match against the might of our power that lies through the combatants such as us. Deadpool: Then I suppose we should get ready for when he comes.

Frieza then came suddenly

​​​​​​​Deadpool: Damn you, bold text! Frieza: I'm back back b*tches!

Vegeta: About time you've come! (As he goes Super Saiyan and attacks Frieza but Frieza teleported from behind)​​​​​​​

Frieza: Before you start continuing fighting Vegeta, I want to announce that I changed my mind.

Vegeta: Are you serious about this first you came in peace then started to attack us because of Ultron and then all of a sudden change it's mind?!

Frieza: Yes because while I was planning, I know about the show Death Battle while also knowing that this is the place where most winners meet after their victories against their counterparts so I've decided to not attack until I get my own Death Battle matchup, so therefore enjoy the remaining of the time that you all have because it might not last very long. (Frieza then laughs as he leaves the bar) Deadpool: Well at least that escalated quickly! Roshi (to Ultron): https://youtu.be/sd3O3v5B-Q4 Ultron: Hey, I apologized.

Deadpool (to Ultron): Yeah, apparently after you tried to threaten Frieza which results in a war that almost happened.

Master Chief: Not only that, but when Frieza wins his battle, he'll try to kill us!

Green Lantern: I could time travel back to warn past Ultron about his restrictions. Deadpool: That might work. Green Lantern: Very well.

​​​​​​​Green Lantern time travels to when Ultron was selected to be the guard and told him to lessen the restrictions. Deadpool: "Wait... if Lantern changes the past, does that mean we stop existing?"

Iron Man: "Either that or a parallel universe opens up."

'''Green Lantern returns... with a severed Ultron arm.'''

Deadpool: "Dude, stop taking people's arms when you time travel!"

Green Lantern: "It's a habit, sorry. Besides, he tried to attack me... but things should be more or less sorted."

Deadpool: ​​​​​​​"Ah, convenient powers to solve a problem - I love 'em!" Ultron: ahem Green Lantern sees Ultron with one arm missing

Green Lantern: Oh, sorry.

​​​​​​​Green Lantern gives Ultron his arm back Ultron: "Thanks..."

Deadpool: ​​​​​​​"Well. guess that's that then. We successfuly started, and then stopped, a war in a day - how eventful!" Ultron: May i suggest you stop collecting arms, Hal Jordan?

Green Lantern: ... Listen here you little sh*t, who told you about it?

Ultron: Yourself.

Green Lantern: Wha- When?

Ultron: When you beat me to garbage and ripped off my arm. I know you have Wayne´s arm, Wilson´s arm, Thanos´s, Parker´s, X´s, Stark´s, Lobo´s and even Darkseid´s.

Everyone is mad as hell

Green Lantern: Uh... i can-

Darkseid: You dare to take my arm?

Deadpool: The hell´s your problem Jordan?

Spider-Man: Why to even rip my arm!?

Ghost Rider: Ripping arms is a sin, worse if it´s several of them.