Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-32003826-20190520180003/@comment-28170158-20190520201906

MexicanJesus69 wrote: WBH-LM27 wrote: MexicanJesus69 wrote: Zenbreon wrote: WBH-LM27 wrote:

MexicanJesus69 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: MexicanJesus69 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: Zenbreon wrote: 1mavstone wrote:

Zenbreon wrote: Tracer: "Ah, don't worry, mate! We'll be here to protect you!"

Mega-Man.EXE: "Yeah, we can make sure he doesn't make you feel the pain."

Deadpool: "Thanks, guys, I appreciate it..."

Barry Allen: Don’t worry Wade, I’ll talk to GL MegaMan.EXE: You do that, Flash. Also, good news, since this is the sixth season, we'll need a new guard. MegaMan.EXE: How about... Samus Aran! Samus: I'll pass.

MegaMan.EXE: Why though?

Samus: I might be busy.

MegaMan.EXE: Ok then. Ultron : (Irritated tone) I am so tired of seeing you guys copying ideas of Smash Bros to do our own intros. Cant you be more original?.

Master Chief : To be honest, i dont care, im just here to enjoy. Deadpool: Hey, give them a break, will you?

Ultron (to Deadpool): Alright, but what about you, Green Lantern will come giving you or Pikachu the Pain Train, what will you do, Wade? Deadpool : I´ll get f*cked, and then i´ll f*ck him up.

Ultron : You are guard no longer.

Deadpool : ... Shit.

Optimus Prime : To be honest, Ultron is right in one thing, we used Smash too much. The fourth season had a Smash trailer as an idea of the intro, the fifth season also had a Smash cutscene for the intro. And this season also has Smash in it. I think we need variation, because seeing another Smash cutscene for the seventh season of this bar will be boring, and make Ultron go mad. '''Hulk then busts through the roof. '''"SOMEONE SAY SMASH!?!"

Deadpool: "Wrong bar, buddy..."

Hulk: "Aww...."

The Hulk then leaves, making another hole in the roof, which some of the combatants begin fixing up.

Mega-Man.EXE: "They have a point, y'know?"

Deadpool: "Yeahh, but Smash is cool!"

Tracer: "Maybe we could make our own intro? For us!"

Deadpool: "HA! It's not like anyone here can animate."

Deadpool then turns to the screen, facing the writers.

Deadpool: "Right?"

Right.

Deadpool: "Cool, so that idea's dead."

Toph: "It doesn't have to be animated, could just be a description with some music." Spider-Man: That sounds cool! Ultron : See? I knew we could be creati- (Ultron heards someone saying something about MLP for the intro) What the hell have you brought upon this cursed land?.

Deadpool : What? im giving ideas.

Ultron : But not about that horse *peep*.. What the *peep* was. Quit doing that!

Mega.EXE censored Ultron´s swearings.

Optimus Prime : Right, about the ideas, i have been talking to Ultron earlier and he really doesnt like My Little Pony, is like Master Chief with the Anime, just that Ultron cant hold his wrath about it.

Master Chief : And that´s odd considering he likes horses.

Deadpool : Wait, Ultron likes horses?

Master Chief : Nah, i was just joking. Ultron: "Yeah, joking..."

Ultron then seeps back into his mind, where he plays a simulation where he rides off into the sunset on a majestic stallion.

Ultron (Mind): "Let's go, Silver!"

Silver (Mind): "Neigh!"

SNAP BACK TO REALITY, and Deadpool's waving his hand in front of Ultron's visor.

Deadpool: "Hello? Earth to Ultron??"

Ultron: "-what? Oh, yeah, what Chief said." Ultron didnt pay attention to Master Chief talking to Prime, and he said "what Chief said" the moment Master Chief said "He probably likes horses but doesnt want to admit it"

Master Chief : So it is true machine, you like horses. Ultron: "Wha-I-ahh-yes. Though purely for artistic reasons."

Deadpool: "Artistic reasons???"

Ultron: "Yes, paintings and sculptures, the works. Those are the only organic life forms I have a semblance of gratitude for, that and I still hold code from my western days..." (See: Cowboy Ultron)