Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-27305742-20190914155421/@comment-34073020-20191202005923

Godzillavkk wrote: MexicanJesus69 wrote: Godzillavkk wrote: MexicanJesus69 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: MexicanJesus69 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: MexicanJesus69 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: 1mavstone wrote: 1pizza877 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: Tifa (to Edward): What will it be?

Edward (to Tifa): Some water will be fine.

Edward was about to drink his water but then a skeleton approaches the bar and gives Edward some milk.

Edward: Get that flith away from me!

'''Edward tosses the milk aside and pisses off the skeleton. Suddenly, more skeletons appeared and attacked.'''

This is inspired by this, by the way. Suddenly the skeletons hear the noise of Ryu Hayabussa withdrawing his sword.

Ryu Hayabussa: Leave him alone! One of the Skeletons: He refuses to drink his calcium, therefore he must punished in the way of the Calcium Army.

Pikachu: Oh sh*t, I heard of these guys.

Ryu Hayabusa (to Pikachu): Explain.

Pikachu (to Ryu Hayabusa): These guys go around raiding stores of all kinds of milk and finding those who drink other than milk and offering them to drink it, if you refuse their offer, well, I just hope Ed's alright. Edward: Enough!

​​​​​​​Edward used his alchemy to destroy them only to discover they survived that despite being skeletons.

​​​​​​​Edward: What the hell?

Calcium Soldier: We drank enough calcium to a point where our bones are stronger than everyone in this world. Pikachu: Hey, hey, let´s try with diplomacy, what do you want?

Calcium Soldier: Simple, get those bones strong or we break your dong. Edward: I refuse to drink something that was secreted from a cow!

Calcium Soldier: Then we are going to have a problem here. (to the other Calcium Soldiers) Men! Prepare to capture him, he must be... Calciumized. Edward Elric: Hey what the he-

Pikachu: Elric drink your fucking milk and get these done. Edward: I... REFUSE!

Edward uses his alchemy to launch the Calcium Soldiers out of the bar

​​​​​​​Thanos (to Edward): And just like that, you just unleashed war between us and them.

Edward: Whoops. Pikachu: Bravo Elric, you have obtained the clown costume.

Deathstroke: No, he´s the entire circus. Cut to Deathstroke in great pain Deathstroke pulls out a revolver and shoots at Elric in the head.

Pikachu: Alright alright, let´s calm down and think about what to do. Thanos ressurects Elric with the time stone

Thanos: What if I tried snapping them? Deadpool: Fucking useless, not even Darkseid can get rid of ´em

Pikachu: Then what?

Deadpool: Dunno, Mask suggested using the brain.