Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-32003826-20190520180003/@comment-28170158-20190520221023

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1pizza877 wrote: Deadpool: Then why did you mention that you hate them first? Ultron: "I hate My Little Pony, not horses as a whole. Horses are fine, but those... things... are just repulsive to me. There is a difference." Rainbow Dash: BOO! Ultron slaps RD to the wall.

Ultron : I´ll not tolerate this kind of jokes!.

Darkseid : (behind Ultron) And i´ll not tolerate violence in this bar).

Ultron : Ah, heck. Shredder: Basically the reason why he hates them is probably because he finds them to sexual according to him similar to Master Chief's point of view towards anime women. my body: im glad to be around for another season and i still have my arena if you guys want to fight. Deadpool: We already told you so, we disagreed with that idea. Ultron : Sexual? I am a machine, i cant feel attracted, i hate them because they´re too childish, little, many colors, huge eyes, it´s an abomination. Shredder: Says the one who owns a waifu of himself and not to mention the first time you went here the day you were trolling both bars by showing 2 Girls, One Cup and...

Before Shredder could finish his sentence, he gets vaporized by Ultron's laser beam and all it remains was his skeleton.

Deadpool to Shredder's skeletal remains: Ha, hope you deserved that you asshole! Ultron then vaporises Deadpool, turning him to ash.Ashpool: "Why me!?"

Ultron: "Just kinda wanted to do that."

Darkseid: "Just this once, I'll allow it. But never again, robot."

Ashpool: "Well f**k you too, Raisin-Face!" Shredder´s skeleton moves, and somehow is able to talk, he looks at Deadpool´s ashes.

Shredderton : Take that you whimp.

Ashpool : Oh go to hell Shredderton.

Shredderton : No, you!.

Master Chief : What the heck am i seeing? Ultron: Guess I should have vaporized you to ashes then.

Shredderton: Fuck.

Ultron then vaporizes Shredderton again thus turning him to ash. TJ Combo: Someone fix this before it gets out of hand.

And so, the writers thought of a way for Shredder and Deadpool to revert back to their usual selves.

TJ Combo: Thank you!

But while that happened, Deadpool just got to a state of nervousness.

Bogart: What's wrong?

Deadpool: Anyone else getting a "You're so dead" vibe? Leon: Not really.

Master Chief: I'm actually feeling a "anime incoming" vibe. Tracer: "No."

Terry: "Nah."

Iron Man: "Yeah, but probably not the same thing you're feeling."

Deadpool: "Oh no... that only means one thing!"

Deadpool: "I LEFT THE OVEN ON!!!" The combatants stayed confused. Prime : There is no oven here.

Deadpool : ... Oh right.

Prime : And if i recall correctly, Kenshiro touched you earlier.

Deadpool : Wait, when he touchs you in some parts, you... (Wade starts to feel weird) OH SH-

Deadpool explodes in blood.

BloodPool : Okay, quit with the "Slaughtering Deadpool" bullshit already! Deadpool, as he regenerates: "Anyway, Master Chief, you were saying something about anime vibes or something??"