Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-27305742-20191031122237/@comment-4708902-20191203022144

1pizza877 wrote: Godzillavkk wrote: Dig Dug, Optimus Prime, and Dracula have just finished watching The Small OneDig Dug: (Trying not to cry) Yes, follow that star, help them birth the Messiah.

Optimus: Why are you soo emotional over a faith that's not dominant in Japan?

Dig Dug: I don't care, it's a damn good special.

Dracula: Why did I let you two talk me into this? Dig Dug and Optimus Prime: I don't know?

Dracula: I'll just go. Kenshiro: Not happy around this time of year, Drac?

Dracula: First off, call me Dracula, second, NO, I hate Christmas. Why? I'm the enemy of God Himself, why should I kiss his son's ass?

Ultron: Do not give us the pouty bat face, for I have access to the full spectrum of the Internet, and I know that Christmas started off as a Pagan holiday. Christianity simply adopted it.

Dracula: I... I did not know that. WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST SAY!?