Thread:1mavstone/@comment-34073020-20190801003417

Lobo

Everyone is minding their business while Lobo goes to the bar at full velocity with his Spacehog, what Lobo doesnt know is that the bar´s walls are reinforced in vibranium.

All of a sudden, everyone hears something smashing against the walls, then an explosion (The Spacehog explodes by the collision.

Deadpool: Hehe, dumbass.

Then Lobo enters for the door covered in flames and with all of his skin carbonized, he sits in a chair looking to everyone while he regenerates.

Lobo: Ouch...

Deadpool: Well hello Lobo, thanks to you i lost the bet and made Darkseid get mad but welcome.

Darkseid: Seriously, this winning streak has to stop or the thoughts of Death Battle being DC bias will overgrow.

Shazam: This isnt happening right?

Superman: Unfortunately it is. Lobo won.

Flash: Aww man, we have to tolerate his bastard attitude.

Lobo: Shut up you dirty fraggin red frackin sons of a-

Deadpool: Mind your tongue motherfucker.

Lobo: You just contradicted yourself punk.

Darkseid: Stop now or i´ll crush you all with my feet.

Ghost Rider

Everyone is minding their business while Ghost Rider is travelling to the bar at high velocity.

Deadpool: Oh boi, here he´s coming.

Then something crushes against the walls, but nothing explodes, Ghost Rider enters in the bar, his head is turned around and one of his arms is missing, that arm being holded by his other arm, when he sits in the bar counter, he fixes his head position, puts his arm in place and asks to Fulgore for a bottle of Whisky, he drinks all of the bottle and then turns back to see everyone.

Ghost Rider: Greetings.

Deadpool: Yo, Johnny, how´s everything?

Ghost Rider: Good, i have crashed into the wall and get all fucked up.

Deadpool: Yeah, sorry about that, we reinforced the walls because everyone was destroying them.

Ghost Rider: No, it´s my bad, i should have enter by the door.

Darkseid: Good, the DC win streak is over.

Shazam: Yes! we dont have to tolerate Lobo in this bar.

Flash: Hell yeah!

Superman: Let´s celebrate at the bar counter.

Shazam: I´d rather not drink, alcohol tastes like crap.

Batman: You can drink orange juice.

Shazam: Hey, im not that childish. 