Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-27305742-20190227210243/@comment-36984106-20190227232413

WBH-LM27 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: 1pizza877 wrote: WBH-LM27 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: 1pizza877 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: WBH-LM27 wrote: MexicanJesus69 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: 1pizza877 wrote: MexicanJesus69 wrote: Master Chief : So... if it wasnt the robot, it would have been you. A grenade then hits the window.

Master Chief: Everyone get down.

The grenade then explodes.

Tracer: What was that?! A clone of Soldier: 76 appears in the barClone Soldier: 76: Lena Oxton, you are in violation of Blizzard company, come with me to be rehabilitated. Master Chief : That´s my ancient rival.

Tracer : Ancient rival?

Master Chief : It´s Shadow Jesus

Deadpool : WTF? Shadow Jesus? Clone Soldier 76: "You must come with me, or you will be forced to."

Tracer: "Sorry, mate, but I'm afraid you'll have to be laid off on this one."

Deadpool: "HAH, good one!"

Tracer then equips her pistols and crashes into Clone Soldier 76, taking them outside to commence their duel away from the bar.

EXE: "So, does this-"

Deadpool: "-Happen regularly? Yes, yes it does..." Deadpool: Wanna do that thing I mentioned before when you came in here for the first time?

EXE: I don't see why not.

And so Robocop, Ultron, MegaMan.EXE, Zero, Deadpool, and Astro Boy went to the simulation room and beat every single Robot Master in history. Suddenly a mysterious person also from Blizzard comes to the bar revealing to be Jaina Proudmoore from the Warcraft series .

Jaina: I'm not here to fight but I'm here to give a warn Tracer that Robert Kotick is sending an army of clones against you. Iron Man: Here. You may this.

Tony tosses Tracer an unknown device to help her against an army of clones and Robert Kotick Tracer:  "Thanks, both of you, but I think I've got this..."

CUE LONG TRACER-KILLING-SOLDIER-CLONES MONTAGE

After the montage, only one Soldier clone remains, lying on the ground with Tracer standing triumphantly over him.

Tracer: "Any last words, punk?"

Clone Soldier 76:  "Do you really think this is it... this is only... 76... A..."

The clone then dies.

Deadpool:  "Well, at least now you're the only gay one."

Tracer: "Dude..."

Deadpool: "I know, I know, poor taste..." Tracer: Thanks for the warning Jaina.

Jaina: Not at all, but if there's any warning regarding you, I'll let you know.

Tracer: Thanks.

Jaina then teleports out of the bar. Deadpool: Ok, but, what about that Robert fella?

Iron Man: Lady, you may press the button.

As Tracer presses the button, it would appear as if nothing happened

Tracer: Nothing happened.

Iron Man: Something did happen. That device protected you of being nerfed all the way. Tracer: "Oh, good. Thanks. Was so caught up in that whole thing, almost forgot about that, haha..."

Iron Man: No problem. Don’t worry it’s on the house, though if you could hook me up with that Angel lady, what’s her name?

Tracer: Mercy? No she has a boyfriend, I think? I don’t know if they are a “thing”.