Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-32003826-20190918032001/@comment-34073020-20191004191443

Blue Midnight04 wrote: MexicanJesus69 wrote:

1pizza877 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: '''Joker was in the bar. smiling at something'''

Deadpool (to Joker): sigh Alright, i'll bite. What are you smiling about?

Joker: Well, I'm glad yoi asked! My movie came out and I am waiting for people's reactions.

Deadpool (to Joker): Alright, i'll tell everyone their thoughts on your movie. You promise no Joker Venom?

Joker: Didn't have it with me!

Deadpool: No nukes?

Joker: Not with me!

Deadpool: No bombs, no electric hand buzzer, no guns to cause mayhem?

Joker: Nope! I'm 100% clean of any weapons!

Deadpool: Alright. (To the writers) Don't get any ideas! No worries Deadpool, a promise will be kept.

Deadpool: Thank you, I highly appreciate it! (To the combatants) So how do you guys think of the movie? Venom: I lik-

Joker: (Shoots)

Deadpool: Dude what the fu-

"Character´s opinions" Take Two!

Venom: I actually liked the movie for being from DC, most of the actual ones sucked.

Deadpool: Hey, Aquaman was great.

Venom: Yeah.

Deadpool: Shazam too.

Venom: Alright, i got your point.

Mario: Too violent for my-a taste.

Deadpool: You literally nuked Sonic...

Mario: But that was a one-time occasion

Deadpool: You made Bowser fall to the fucking lava pits more than once.

Mario: Well, uh...

Deadpool: YOU THREW THAT LITTLE BABY PENGUIN TO THE VOID IN MARIO 64. Mario: Youa gotta me, ima guilty. Scorpion: I´ll say it´s a good movie because im being paid by Warner to say good things about the movie.

Sub-Zero: Why i am not being paid?

Scorpion: Im the mascot of MK.

Sub-Zero: Im as mascot of MK as you are.

Scorpion: But you dont say "Get Over Here"

Sub-Zero: No, but i rip spines off.

Scorpion: You are not Ed´s favorite.

Sub-Zero: Screw Ed Boon.

Scorpion: Take that back you a-hole.

Dante: Calm down you two.

Scorpion: Fine!.

Sub-Zero: Fine.

Spawn: Im totally kicking this guys asses when i got into the game.

Deadpool: Yeah, like they said, patience is a virtue, Mister "Comes in March".