Talk:Knuckles VS Donkey Kong/@comment-12846745-20150725025916/@comment-4450205-20150725064629

Knuckles may quick, Knuckles may be swift,

but against Donkey Kong, his fists don't do SHIT!

Knuckles can't stand up to what DK is slammin'

So Knux might as well suck on Kong's coconut cannon.

Hittin' like a truck, smackin' down moons,

All DK's might makes Knuckles look like a bafoon.

Knuckles may feel safe on his little island,

But this is DK Country, and he owns the highland!

You, a genious? You must be bananas, son.

To think that crazy shit you smoke is any good? Ha, I've already won!

Knuckles has fur the color of blood, that's red.

And that doesn't come out unless you're injured, or dead.

Ahh, the pink Hyper, so much power,

Too bad it never lasts more than an hour.

From Green Hills to Angel Island, Knuckles will fall.

By a giant fist headed straight for  his quadruple balls!

Donkey Kong swings from vine to vine.

And there's no doubt he'd break Knuxy's spine!

Now like Knuckles, I gotta run.

The battle was surely fun, but now we're outta time.

Who won, who's next? YOU DECIDE!