Starscream VS Rainbow Dash

thumb|300px|right'''Death Battle! Starscream vs Rainbow Dash''' is the 17th episode of Death Battle. It first aired on September 23rd, 2011. The characters featured in this episode are Starscream from the cartoon/toyline Transformers G1 (1985-1992) and Rainbow Dash from the cartoon/toyline My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. (2010- present)

Starscream
Starscream is the air commander of the Decepticon Battle fleat. He constantly seeks power, and often attempts to usurp Megatron's leadership of the Decepticons, with little success. He has two forms- giant robot and jet. His robot form is primarily ment for ground travel. Though it can fly short distances. This form's weaponry consists of cluster bomb, missiles, machine guns, and his trademark null ray, a lazer that shuts down anything that uses electricity. He can transform into an F-15 Eagle; a twin engine, all weather fighter jet with top speeds reaching mach 2.8, nearly three times the speed of sound. '''In jet form he can fire three different types of homing missiles, from short-ranged Sidewinders to long ranged Slammers. And if those don't do the trick, he's equipped with a M61A1 Vulcan Gatling Gun, that fires twenty millimeter ammo at six-thousand rounds per minute. Fun fact: it also works great for hunting!''' Starscream is a coward, and uses cheap tactics, often shooting his opponents in the back. However, his deadlist weapon is arguably his silver tongue. While he is not the strongest Decepticon, he is a cleaver and deceiving speaker, who can worm his way into favorable positions. Despite this he is a terrible strategist. Most of his plans instantly go wrong. Like when he took over the Decepticons because Megatron had a sore throat:

Megatron: (in a incomprehensible sort of way) Autobots!

Starscream: Too bad! He's blown his vocal components. I guess that makes me the new leader!

It was short lived. And yet his perstance payed off, and he was eventually crowned leader of the Decepticon Faction. Again, short lived. Starscream was king for a whopping twenty seconds, a personal record. However, after his death, Starscream discovered his spark, or life-force, was, somehow, indestructible. And a good thing too, because since then, he's been dying nearly every episode. His ghostly spark can possess machinery. He has taken over several other Transformers, robots, and even a cybernetic schoolgirl while she was using the bathroom. What?! Unfortunately, his poor knowledge of human society led him to forget to pull up the girl's underwear, making him the laughing stock of the school. '''Props to you, Japan. I didn't see that coming.'''

Megatron: You're an idiot, Starscream!

Rainbow Dash
Rainbow Dash is a pegasus pony from Equestria, the magical land of ponies. (Sighs) After dropping out of Flight School, Rainbow found a job in Ponyville as Weather Manager. She is a stong, agile flyer wioth great durability and resilience. She can smash through trees and solid rock and get right back up. She is also training to join the Wonderbolts. a superb team of flyers who are kind of like the Blue Angels. ...Except, they're ponies. She is also a black belt in karate. '''How does a pony learn karate? Let alone master it.''' As a pegasus pony, Rainbow can control weather. She can use the clouds in the sky to manipulate lighting strikes and precipitation. Also, she can create and control giant tornadoes. '''She's also got some other moves, like the Buccaneer Blaze, which is apparently so amazing it can't be shown on screen. And, somehow, it creates a huge explosion.''' Rainbow often brags that she is the fastest in the world. And you know what? She's right. By calculations according to this guy, Rainbow Dash can fly up to five times the speed of sound with ease. This is apparent through the mach cone that often forms around Rainbow, which indicates that she has broken the sound barrier. And the angle of which proves she can reach up to mach 5 speeds. '''This is a pony, an baby-hourse girl toy, Why is it so awesome? '''And upon reaching mach 5, she entered hyper sonic speeds to create the Sonic Rainboom. With this her speed doubles instantniously to mach 10. And somehow the resulting sonic boom completely shatteres the visical light spectrum. '''Not to mention the sonic boom itself is apperently strong enough to shatter solid rock and shake entire moutains. '''Rainbow is rash, athletic, and extreamly competative. But while she's stead-fast and loyal, she sometimes cheats to get her way. Well, let's make her fight a giant robot.

Rainbow Dash: "Yeeeeaaaaahh!"

Results
Boomstick: Forget all doubt, that pony is a monster!

Wiz: Rainbow's speed and agilty were more than a match for the clumsy Starscream, and it doesn't help that his aim is even worse than a Stormtrooper's, not to mention the Null Ray is designed to destroy electronics, not living ponies.

Boomstick: She just ate a transformer!

Wiz: Yes, and while Rainbow might experience some mild indigestion, Starscream's not going anywhere anytime soon.

Boomstick: Well, she put the 'pone' in 'pony'.

Wiz: The winner is Rainbow Dash.