Thread:CanCan967/@comment-27762054-20160428212503/@comment-28219241-20160501182855

CanCan967 wrote: When will you ever learn?

No, seriously. What I'm looking at right now is a ball of salty tumor. You call me biased while you don't give any solid evidence to prove me wrong. I'm not downgrading Mario, I'm just taking into account what a character is actually capable of. If you actually stopped being a hardcore Nintendo fanboy, you could look at each character objectively.

Mario is NOT on DBZ levels. He has never wielded power to destroy planets, he never ran faster than an ordinary man and he never had the durability of Superman. B***h all you want, I've looked at all official Mario games and I've never come across a single moment where his powers turned him into Beerus.

Snake's real power comes from his stealth skills. Mario has no chance to bypass any of those. Before Mario can activate a power-up in time, Snake would make quick work of him just like how Leonardo did to Zitz. Oh, did I mentioned that Samus would be the one who would one-shot Mario? You immediately assumed it was Snake and you enraged for no reason. Snake would not even engage in a direct fight.

As for Scorpion, he can't die. It's simple. Unless there is a soul-killing move which Mario doesn't have, Scorpion can't die.

Ok, let's get this f**king straight. You're not doing it on your own accord. A guy named NoctumBros pushed you to this after reading your lies, didn't he? I'll make sure to let him know of your false accusements about me. I fucking hate you motherfucker....

First off, YES, Scorpion CAN die. He can die from fatalities ingame. He just respawns eventually in the Netherrealm, but 1 problem: DB only allows you to die ONCE, and it's over; otherwise, Kratos would have gotten up after Spawn stabbed him, and it would have reset to the start of the battle after Mario was killed. Even IF Scorpion was unkillable.....

Mario could hurt his soul. (As for proof, well, what the hell do you THINK Boos are?)

Now for the rest.

Anyways, now YOU are the one wanking Mario. SUPERMAN level durability? O_O. Don't take what we say out of context, we're just saying Mario's very powerful. He survived a CASTLE exploding in his face in SMW, and that's a low end feat. He's also taken big falls before.

Never ran faster than an ordinary man... You're shitting me, riiiight? Wait, you're serious? Wait, you're fucking CanCan, why am I not suprised.

Here you friggin' go. In that boss battle, Mario can dodge LIGHTNING, easily making him hypersonic in reaction speed at the very least.

And you think Snake's stealth will kill Mario..... even though Mario is vastly more durable, faster, and stronger..... and has gone on more adventures.. and basically outclasses Snake everywhere. Projectiles? Mario's Cape says hello. Hand to hand? Mario, easily. And so much more.

And yeah, you mentioned Samus would OHKO Mario (she dosen't, it's a close fight), but you still think Snake beats Mario, which is several flavors of idiotic.

Just stop downplaying and actually listen to reason, asswipe.