Shao Kahn VS M. Bison

This is the 27th Death Battle released. The fighters are Shao Kahn from Mortal Combat and M. Bison of Street Fighters. This episode was sponsored by Gamefly.

Description
''Episode 27 - Mortal Kombat VS Street Fighter! The ultimate showdown between final bosses! Can Shao Kahn's tenacity outmatch M. Bison's raw power?''

Interlude
Wiz: The final boss. A nightmarish foe meant to test your skill to the fullest.

Boomstick: And sometimes they're just playing cheap, like Shao Kahn the Konqueror...

Wiz: ...And Master Bison of Shadaloo.

Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.

Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a DEATH BATTLE.

Shao Kahn
'''Boomstick: Shao Kahn is the evil ruler of Outworld, Konqueror of worlds, and owner of one of the most badass voices ever. Excluding yours truly of course.'''

Shao Kahn: Too easy.

Wiz: Though it didn't start out that way. Oddly enough in a manner similar to Raiden's assignment to Earth, the Elder Gods personally selected Kahn to protect the rather bleak realm of Outworld.

Boomstick: Uh, turns out it didn't really need protecting.

Wiz: Shao Kahn became the chief advisor to Outworld´s ancient ruler the Dragon King Onaga. Together they began a wart spanning the multiverse, conquering the other realms of existence one by one.

'''Boomstick: Good choice on that one, gods. And why did they even think this guy needed a bodyguard?'''

Wiz: But Kahn doesn't like sharing power, and soon poisoned Onaga, taking the emperor´s throne as his own.

Kahn: Mwhahahaha!

'''Boomstick: He now rules Outworlds with an iron fist, and a giant maul: the Wrath Hammer. He can summon this monstrous sledgehammer out of thin air to finish foes in seconds. Or decimate whack-a-mole records! '''

Wiz: He is a master of the dark arts, and often uses his magic to enhance his lethal attacks or create energy constructs of weapons, just as deadly as the real thing. He has even used his sorcery to manipulate and erase the minds of others.

Boomstick: It´s like magic Vegas

Wiz: He can also access his inner beast to turn into...this thing

'''Boomstick: Quick! Make me forget that shit!'''

Wiz: Right, never happened! Now, despite living in a completely seperate dimension, Shao Kahn is well versed in two variants of Chinese Kung Fu: Tai Tzu and Lui He, which generally focus on powerful strikes and solid defense.

Boomstick: He mixes these arts with his magic for a move set tha´s all aout absolutely obliterating his opponent He rams people with charging spikes, and even shoots fireballs from his mouth, and laser beams from his eyes.

Wiz: And if his opponent gains the upper hand, he can deflect any kind of procectiles back with his mystical Emperor Shield.

Boomstick: And ocourse he always finishes his fights with a brutal fatality and an epic one-liner.

(Shao Kahn rips Krato in half.)

Shao Kahn: Is that your best?

'''Boomstick: He´s a living tank, bulldozing down anyone dumb enough to get in his way. He's taken deadly blows time and time and keeps getting back up, more pissed off than anything else.'''

Wiz: But while his tenacity may be his biggest strength, his arrogance is easily his biggest weakness

Shao Kahn: You will die- (Liu Kang kicks him)

Wiz: His endurance and longevity stems from his ability to stealthe souls of others. Devouring a soul grants him longer life and the inherited power attributed to the victim. He is not a perfect conqueror, se he is restricted

Boomstick: But he outsmarted the Elder Gods and outlasted every opponent to reach the status of Armageddon...until Raiden reversed time because he's a sore loser.

WIz: But Shao Kahn's most accomplised deed is his takover of Edenia, the most respected realm of all. As trophies to this victories, he took Edenia's queen and princess, as his own wife and daughter.

Boomstick: Hehe, nice!

Shao Kahn: I am Shao Kahn! Konquerer of Worlds! You will taste no victory.

M. Bison
Wiz: M. Bison is the leader of the crime organization Shadoloo, and is public enemy number one of the Allied Nation.

Boomstick: Oh, so the M is Master.

Wiz: Well, yes and no. In Japan, M. Bison is Vega. Our Vega is named Balrog. And Balrog the Boxer goes by the full name of Mike Bison.

'''Boomstick: I get it! Like Mike Tyson! Why the hell was it such a deal changing all the...oh.'''

Wiz: Anyway, after murdering his parents, he was raised by a nomadic tribe of gypsies.

Boomstick: Wait, are we still talking about Tyson?

Wiz: The gypsies took Bison under their wing, and taught him the use of Soul Power, the ablilty to use one's soul as a tool.

Boomstick: But since Bison's a prick, he quickly mastered Soul Power, and began to develop his own, much better version.

Wiz: See, Bison realized long ago that his soul was composed of two parts: one good, one evil. He forcefully expelled all the goodness from his soul, pioneering one of the deadliest powers in fictional history: psycho power.

Bison: This place shall become your grave!

Wiz: Yes, he literally weaponized his soul. And uh, weird little thing, the good part manifested into a woman named Rose. Anyway, using this power, he decided to take over the world, one day at a time.

Bison: The day Bison grazed your village was the biggest day of your life. But to me, it was Tuesday.

Boomstick: Haha, fan service!

Wiz: But Bison's motives aren't even close to what you would expect.

Bison: The governments of Earth are polluting it and wasting its resources. Shadoloo will step them out and rule this planet!

'''Boomstick: (sings) Master Bison. He's our hero. Gonna take pollution down to zero.'''

Wiz: His psycho power-

'''Boomstick: Gonna help help! Conquer the world! All he's got is an army of kung fu bitches!'''

Wiz: His psycho power allows him to teleport and psychic brainwashing, which has become quite a hobby of his. Also, he developed his own fighting style.

Boomstick: Shadoloo-ism!

Wiz: Shadoloo-ism focuses on speed and strength over all else. Such moves made possible are the psycho cannon, the head stomp...

'''Boomstick: And that cheap-ass slide kick. Over and over and over again!'''

WIz: His psycho crusher is the most powerful, and can kill a normal human being in just one shot. He considers himself no less than a god. And for good reason. He has been impaled, electrocuted, shot point-blank, crushed under a building, but can resume the fight as if nothing happened.

'''Boomstick: But if his opponent gets the upper hand, Bison thinks screw caution! and busts out one final move: Final M. Bison.'''

Wiz: The final form unleashes the psycho power to its fullest. Sure, it completely mutilates his body, but its sheer power is overwhelming.

'''Boomstick: There is only Street Fighter that took Bison down, and that was Akuma. But the Raging Demon was supposed to destroy a person's soul. So Bison survived, to fight another day.'''

Wiz: There's just one major flaw in psycho power. Bison's body cannot contain its full potential, and will eventually break down. However, he can transfer his soul into more compatible bodies, and of course he can posess some poor person's body.

Boomstick: I told you he was a prick!

Bison: Yes, yes I killed your father. What is it with you women anyway? I killed my father too and you don't hear me whinning about it!