Talk:Deadpool VS Pinkie Pie/@comment-30439961-20161224201239

Okay, since everybody thinks Timmy's unfunny...

I'm about to be even unfunnier.

Two men are sitting next to a tree.

Their names have been recently carved into it, with a big heart around it.

The first man said,

"Something's been worrying me lately."

The second man replies,

"What is it? The fact that we're a gay couple in Iraq?"

"No."

"The fact that we could be bombed any second now?"

"No."

"The fact that we'll never be able to even adopt a child?"

"No."

"What is it then?"

"The fact that you brung a knife on our date."