Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-27305742-20190618163425/@comment-4708902-20190723173340

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Godzillavkk wrote: 1pizza877 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: The TV suddenly starts to glitch out and shows the combatants this. Tracer: I have to admit that while it's nice that Overwatch has added another hero but I have a feeling that they might have to change the name because I mean, there already exists a character by the name Sigma.

Deadpool: I agree but hey at least Overwatch gave him a good introduction and of course like with most Blizzard characters, I'd really love to hear more about him especially from the upcomming story which of course along with the trailer has teased about it. Ultron: At least he'll liekly be a better Sigma than the one I fought. Deadpool: Holy shit man that was harsh.

Ultron: You dont know what´s easy when you have to act like he is actually giving you a fight mutant.

Deadpool: Wait, wait, wait, you saying you hold back in the fight? Why?

Ultron: To make a good spectacle for the viewers, what other reason could it be?

Deadpool: (Surprised) YOU BETTER STOP DOING THAT.

Ultron: Doing what? Breaking the fourth wall? Everyone can do it if you convince them that they are fiction.

Deadpool: You´re not supposed to be able to break the fourth wall, im dead serious.

Ultron: And what will happen? a tear in reality will trap me in a interdimensional rift where there is no hope?

An actual tear in reality sucks Ultron to a interdimensional rift where there is no hope.

Deadpool: Holy f- FATE. GET YOUR ASS HERE.

Iron Man: Yeah, about that.

Deadpool: What?

Iron Man: All magical and cosmic beings around here have gone to some sort of reunion or something.

Deadpool: You kidding me.

Iron Man: Im not.

Deadpool: You´re telling me i cant get Ultron off that rift because all of the stupids able to get him out have gone to a gay party?

Iron Man: I think so, yeah.

Deadpool: Yeah, but you have a cosmic armor to this things right?

Iron Man: Uh...

Deadpool: (Pulls out gun) RIGHT?!

Iron Man: You are in no position of thretening me Wilson.

Deadpool: You aint in the suit Tony, so im in all position of threatening you.

Iron Man: Alright, first: Im actually covered by an invisible force shield, so shoot all you want, and second: im not actually covered by a force shield, i was just making time so japanese-fighter behind you can turn you into tomato sauce.

Deadpool: Wait... wha-

And so Deadpool turns from solid to liquid in just one touch of Kenshiro. Iron Man: I'll get him out. Deadpool: (Regenerating) Be careful, Ultron could have seen bad sh*it that could have break his conception of reality and maybe think everything is a lie made by a higher being and will probably try to put a tube in our asses to probe his theory of order and chaos.

Optimus Prime: What about people who dont have anus.

Deadpool: Too bad, he´ll make one for you.

Fulgore: That sounds bad. Optimus Prime: Well I do have a boiler.

Iron Man then returned from getting Ultron out from the rift. Deadpool: Hey Ultron, what´s u-

Ultron: I have decided that Deadpool is a reptilian.

Deadpool: There it goes.

Iron Man: What? Where do you get that from?

Ultron: Everything i have seen in the rift points to it, the stars alligned in front of me an gave me the answer, i must-

Deadpool: Put a tube in my ass?

Ultron: He can read minds, im a robot, i dont have a mind and he can read it anyways, this just proves my theory.

Iron Man: Relax for a s-

Ultron: Shut up Stark, you have some nerve to confront me after everything you´ve done.

Iron Man: Hey! i had beat your ass because you were going to destroy the world.

Ultron: You extinguished horses you prick!.

Iron Man: What?! I never did that!.

Ultron: Not only that, you cancelled Half-Life 3 and kept me captive for 45 years hearing Cardi B.

Deadpool: Damn.

Iron Man: Whatever yo saw there, is not real, okay?

Ultron: No, i´ll tell you what is real Stark, the theory of-

Deadpool: Order and chaos?

Ultron: No, the theory of chaos and order.

Deadpool: Ah c´mon.

Ultron: The theory implies that if i extinguish Deadpool from all timelines, the universe will be perfectly balanced.

Deadpool: Hey, hey, hey, you arent really thinking about doing that right?

Iron Man: Ultron is out of his damn memory card. Deadpool: You have Hank's number right Tony? Iron Man: Yeah, i have it righ- Wait a minute, where´s my phone?

Ultron has grabbed the phone.

Iron Man: Ultron drop that thing, uh... It´s a reptilian device that will make you homo.

Ultron: Nice trick Stark, i know this is a tool to call the void.

Deadpool: Void is what you´re gonna feel  in your life if you dont give us the damn phone.

Ultron: Screw y-

Iron Man: Fine, i´ll just call with my ear plug... Hank? Yeah, remember Ultron? I need some help... No, i dont owe you nothing, you broke the planetary shrinker by yourself!. It´s not even a good plan! Making the planet smaller will not make it difficult for Galactus to devour Earth. Iron Man: Look right now we're dealing with Ultron and we really need your help. Iron Man: You´re gonna come? Thanks. I DONT OWE YOU.

Iron Man stops talking.

Iron Man: Alright, if anyone has something against Ultron, it´s your lucky day, we have to restrain him until Ant-Man comes.

Deadpool: (Sinister laughing) Naruto: Ok, I think I got it, but just in case, tell me the whole thing again, I wasn't listening.

​​​​​​​Iron Man groans and rolls his eyes. As Iron Man explained to Naruto what happened, someone blew up Deadpool!Iron Man: Who did that?!

???: That would be me!

A silouhette is revealed to be the real Deadpool.​​​​​​​ Real Deadpool: That fake is the real one responsible for all this. Iron Man: So this was the fake the whole time.

Real Deadpool: Techincally no because I was the one that gave the reaction to the Sigma announcement and the one that got nani'd by Kenshiro because if this were to have been fake the whole time, it would've been totally different and would've been dead after that nani explosion so therefore, that was the real me in the beginning. Naruto: I’m confused. Superman: Me too. And I thought comics were confusing. Deadpool: The fake me came probably when he did his sinister laugh.

Iron Man: Right now let's have our focus on Ultron before something happens! Ultron: I am Ultron! I am invincible! As Ultron is saying his speech, Ultron suddenly turned off as it was revealed that Ant-Man did it.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​Ant-Man: And that should take care of it. Darkseid: How'd you get here? I thought only DB winners were allowed here. Ant-Man: I got here when Deadpool shot the other Deadpool.

Iron Man: Oh.

Ant-Man: So, anyway, he should be back about some time, so I'll be off. See ya, guys!

Deadpool: See ya when you fight Atom! Doctor Fate: Not unless the Atom wins.