Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-36984106-20191223150454/@comment-32003826-20200114222954

"Well, there I am. Conker the king. King of all the land. Who'd have thought that? "But how did I come to this?", I hear you say. "And who are those strange fellows that surround my throne?", that you also say. Well, it's a long story. Come closer, and I'll tell you. It all started yesterday. What a day that was. It's what I call a Bad Fur Day."

- Conker Taskmaster