Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-27305742-20190227210243/@comment-34073020-20190320232646

1mavstone wrote: WBH-LM27 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: MexicanJesus69 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: 1pizza877 wrote: Deadpool: What mission was it? Black Widow: You see, a new generation of Nazis called the Gates of Genocide has created a serum that turns people into something greater than a super-soldier.

Master Chief: I was sent there to get rid of the Gates of Genocide and the serum and that's when I came across her. At first, we fought but I later learned that she was also trying to kill the Gates of Genocide. So we had a truce and decided to work together.

Black Widow: We succeeded and we also found out that the scientist who worked on the serum was actually a prisoner of the Gates of Genocide. We released him from captivity and blown up the lab, and after that, we never saw each other again.

Master Chief: Until now. Until she called on my intercom minutes before Yang sipped the strawberry sunrise and got drunk. Optimus Primes is sitting on the ground, grabbing his head.

Sub-Zero : What´s happening Prime?

Optimus Prime : I just recently found out i killed a human in my Death Battle.

Deadpool : Oh shit, it´s about to happen.

Optimus Prime : I made a promise to not harm any humans in my lifetime. I break it. It´s a monstruosity.

Deadpool : Prime, buddy, it was you or him, you did what you had to survive.

Optimus Prime : He probably wasnt even a threat, but my instincts turned him into one, it was probably my fault.

Sub-Zero : Remember he killed all of the autobots with his gun.

Optimus Prime : That´s something i could have prevented.

Deadpool : Prime. Dont do again what i think you´re about to do. Superman stops Optimus before he commits suicideSuperman: Look, pal. I get you killed a human. I was supposed to protect people too. Until all those horrifying times I killed some of them like Zod. But I don't let those moments happen to the best of me. You can still be a protector, just don't let those moments take the best of what makes you you. Batman: "And that's just inside our own realities. We all have been forced to break our moral codes in this blood sport, even more so against our own wills. I'm afraid it's something we've all had to deal with... in our own ways."

Deadpool: "And besides-"

Deadpool brings out a random scroll

Deadpool: "-the rules of comics state that 'if you're a character of high significance or popularity, your death shall be undone regardless of preset permanence'. So you can't really kay-wy-es yourself. Not to mention he's technically still alive." Optimus Prime: You're right. I suppose I'll just let it slide. Optimus Prime : You´re all right, i cant fix my mistakes or protect anyone else if im not alive, i must stand, not fall.

Deadpool : Yeah, like that.

Master Chief is playing Halo 5 against the Meta, with Carolina specting.

Master Chief : Im going to show this casual who´s the real spartan here.

Master Chief kills the Meta and teabags him.

Carolina : Great job!.

Deadpool hears a loud noise in the losers bar.

Deadpool : I think Meta is angry.