Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-27305742-20190228035234/@comment-34073020-20190324192844

1pizza877 wrote: 1mavstone wrote:

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1mavstone wrote: 1pizza877 wrote: 1mavstone wrote:

MexicanJesus69 wrote: 1pizza877 wrote: 1mavstone wrote:

MexicanJesus69 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: Pikachu (to Reaper): Wait, why are you kidnapping me? Isn't Tracer the one you wanted? Reaper : No, i want to use you for infinite energy supply for Talon. Pikachu: Oh, but you forgot something, Reaper, my buddy.

Reaper (to Pikachu): What is it?

Pikachu: You see, the potion Deadpool made not only granted me the ability to talk, but also grant me abilities of Ryan Reynold's Detective Pikachu, while I can use other moves like Quick Attack and Iron Tail, break the 4th wall, and use brilliant deduction, for the electric-type moves that a normal Pikachu should use-

Reaper: (to Pikachu): Wait, you don't mean-

Pikachu: Yes. Sorry bub, but you just caught a powerless Pikachu.

Reaper: DAMN IT! Reaper: Guess your free then. (Reaper lets Pikachu go and then immediately leaves) Pikachu : Phew, that was clo-

someone that is not reaper grabs Pikachu and lifts him, he runs forwards grabbing and lifting him, then another person appears out of nowhere, jumps and dropkicks in Pikachu´s face, after doing that, that person disappears and who was grabbing Pikachu, throws him to the ground, a portal appears from above and the same person that dropkicked Pikachu, falls from the sky and smashes Pikachu with his feets, the stomp was so powerful that Pikachu bounces in the ground, and the person that stomped Pikachu grabs him by the neck. Pikachu recognizes the person as Noob Saibot.

Pikachu : Agh... That was... That was so painful man.

Noob Saibot : You have luck that i didnt use my weapon (shows Pikachu his hook sword)

Pikachu : W-Why did you do this?

Noob Saibot : For two reasons. The first one is that i wanted to test my fatal blow in someone, and you were the closer person in the area, and the second one, is that i want you to tell me where is Scorpion, because i know that you are a Death Battle loser, and for that, you know everyone that participated in Death Battle. Pikachu: Well, sh*t.

As Noob Saibot was about to kill Pikachu, he was suddenly hit on the back of his head causing him to be knocked out.

???: Are you alright?

Pikachu: Yes, sir.

???: I better get you out of here before more edgelords come for whatever reason.

And so the unknown person takes Pikachu back to the losers' bar safe and sound Pikachu: What about my friends? ???: I told them what happened. They should be back about... now. Black Widow kicks down the door, dropping off the unconscious Widowmaker'Dr' Strange: "Ah, Natasha, congratulations on your win."''

Black Widow: "Thank you, Stephen. Now, if you excuse me, I'll be returning to the Winners Bar.

As Black Widow exits, she decks Scout in the face. Widowmaker is suppose to go to jail right? Yes. Ok anyways back to the story.

Widowmaker whose her whole face was beaten up gets up consciously.

Widowmaker: Where, am I? RoboCop : In jail, as it has to be.

RoboCop leaves and WidowMaker notices that it has a partner in the cell.

WidowMaker : Goddamn it.

??? : First time lady?

WidowMaker : Who are you?

??? : Kano, leader of the Black Dragon, and who are you?

WidowMaker : I am Wi-

Kano : I dont care.