Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-32003826-20190520180003/@comment-32003826-20190602210816

1mavstone wrote: 1mavstone wrote: MexicanJesus69 wrote: WBH-LM27 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: 003GreekGuy wrote: 1mavstone wrote: 1mavstone wrote: 003GreekGuy wrote: 1mavstone wrote: MexicanJesus69 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: Terry Bogart noticed Deadpool looking a little stumped.

Bogart: Is something the matter?

Deadpool: Yeah, don't you think Master Chief is a little different recently?

Bogart: What do you mean?

Deadpool: There was that one time where he has been missing during the bar's incidents, not to mention when I did see him after the incidents, he always look like he's hiding something. Ultron : Coincidentally, he isnt around the bar. Something feels suspicious. Zero: Maybe he is a Master Chief from another timeline.

Scorpion: I think he is an imposter.

Yang: I think he is an otaku secretly. Sora: Dunno, maybe another replica made by Vexen? *summons keyblade*Another similar looking soldier crashes in Carolina: Doubt it. Epsilon?

Epsilon/Church: Scanning, just hold on a minute. '''As Epsilon is scanning, Master Chief? came behind Carolina holding a Magnum behind Carolina's head'''Master Chief?: I don't think so. Carolina: sigh I should've known.

Deadpool: Carolina, care to explain what you mean by what you said?

Dr. Fate: She means he is an imposter. Snake?

Snake: Got it.

'''Snake throws an EMP Pulse Bomb on Master Chief?. Revealing him to actually be Felix.''' Felix: Gah, shit.

Yang: How come you don't eat some?

Felix snaps.

Felix: OK Now you're pushing me little girl.

???: Snipes at Snake

Shot pasts through Snake's face as Sora uses Stopga Felix: C'mon Locus, I had them.

Carolina: Wait, Locus? I thought you were good.

Dr. Fate: He is. But something is not right.

Deadpool: Yeah, yeah, you can explain it to us later. (To Felix) Who are you and what have you done with Master Chief.

Felix (to Deadpool): My name is Felix, also known as the mercenary coming after your arses. And to answer where your missing Chief guy, I killed him. Deadpool: "Oh, what a shame, poor guy, yada yada, let's get to the fun part!"

Wade draws his katanas and enters a fighting pose. Felix: "Wait, how come you're not upset."

Deadpool: "B*tch, I know people who've died more times than I can count. Chiefy ain't the first, he won't be the last." Deadpool : Besides, i think you dont remember the rules of FPS, buddy.

Felix : What do you me-

Someone grabs Felix from behind and puts a energy sword close to his neck, it was the real Master Chief.

Master Chief : Nice try copycat, but that aint enough.

Felix : How in hell did you-

Deadpool : Yeah, about that, you cant never kill a FPS character for real, motherfuckers can respawn. And knowing you arent a FPS character, despise being a fan-character of Halo... Start talking or my boi Chief will behead you, that (pulls out Fat Man) or i´ll nuke you down.

Everyone is nervous about Deadpool holding a Mini-Nuke launcher. Felix: I will never tell you!

Deadpool: Alright then, i'll just fire away!

Batman: Deadpool, no!-

But it was too late as Deadpool fired the launcher that was about to destroy the entirety of the bar and half of the city until Doctor Fate went back in time

Deadpool: Start talking or my boi Chief will behead you, that-

Doctor Fate smacks Deadpool as he lets go of the launcher

Deadpool: What the hell, man?

Doctor Fate: You'll thank me later. Doctor Fate: Darkseid!

Darkseid: On it.

Darkseid then summons the boom tube back to his timeline

Felix: No, wait! I tell you... not why Locus and I are here, but about Master Chief and anime!

Deadpool: What?

Felix: Yes, I can tell you, he used to like them, until a tragic moment happened that-

But before Felix could finish, Master Chief uses the Gravity Hammer on Locus and Felix, placing them back to their universe. Master Chief: All done.

Deadpool (Master Chief): What did he mean by that?

Master Chief: Man's discovery of Nunya.

Deadpool: What's Nunya?

Master Chief: Nunya business.