Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-32003826-20190918032001/@comment-34073020-20190925194326

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1mavstone wrote: 1mavstone wrote: 1mavstone wrote: 1pizza877 wrote: Deadpool: So is everyone ready for the new Death Battle? Everyone: Sure am! Everyone prepares as Darkseid does an "Got my eye on you" look at the writers in case someone complains about the fight As everyone got ready, they see a black silouhette out of the window.​​​​​​​Deadpool: Oh lord, he's coming.

Naruto: Oh boy! The winning combatant enters the door as Naruto comes to hug him​​​​​​Naruto: SASSSSUUKKKEEE!

Naruto opens his eyes to see that it was Hiei

​​​​​​​Darkseid: Welcome, wielder of the Jagan Eye. This is the Winner's Bar, where people who win their fights come to celebrate, you gave us a surprise as we thought it was your opponent who should've won. Naruto: Wait, you’re not Sasuke! Which means you killed Sasuke! DIE! Dante: Aw crap.

Naruto chrages his Rasengan at Hiei but was blocked by Dante

Dante: Calm down, Naruto. We all have these moments too.

Naruto didn't listen because he was blinded by rage

Dante: Sh*t. Ghost Rider! Green Lantern!

​​​​​​​Ghost Rider and Green Lantern summoned their chains and grabbed Naruto by the arms. Deadpool: That was predictable, okay, and the next time is....

Deadpool stops talking for one minute.

Shredder: Who´s next time?

Iron Man: Deadpool.

Deadpool is still silent.

Spider-Man: Say it already.

Deadpool: Ganondorf vs Dracula.

Ganondorf was drinking and when he hears that, he throws the cup.

Ganondorf: WHO!? Iron Man (as he takes a look at Deadpool's computer): Dracula from Castlevania, apparently. Ganondorf: Oh no.

Deadpool: What´s wrong with it? Dracula is like your best opponent.

Ganondorf grabs Deadpool by the neck and stares at him.

Ganondorf: Oh no.

​​​​​​​Deadpool: Dude, you´re stabbing my face with your nose.

Iron Man: Why so much problem with fighting Dracula?. Ganondorf: Why so much problem? I'll tell you my problem! Everyone thinks Dracula will win which means i'll be at the losers' bar and Bowser has a score to settle with me! Deadpool: That´s what guards are f-

Ganondorf: Not only that!, If Dracula wins, he´ll be a huge pain in the ass, not just for me, but for everyone.

Deadpool: Why so?

Ganondorf: He loves to mess around throwing cups at people, and drinking all the alcohol, also it´ll not stop debating about what is a man. Darkseid (to Ganondorf): It's alright. I'll keep an eye on him if he wins. Ganon: Thank you so much! Ganondorf: He´s also likely to summon his goddamn castle out of nowhere.

Iron Man: What do you mean?

Ganondorf: You are in a place with him, and then sudddenly, you´re in his castle, he could maybe destroy the bar accidently if he does that. Hiei: ahem ​​​​​​​Can I at least get a speak in this?

Deadpool: Oh sure. I always wondered why you were quiet.

Hiei: No one asked.

Deadpool: Oh.

Hiei: Well, there was a good point from Rockface and Orange Sasuke.

Darkseid: What?!

Hiei: You never told me your name.

Darkseid: Fair point.

Deadpool: A good point about what?

Hiei: My opponent was supposed to win instead of me. I predict a lot of people are going to hate it.

Superman puts his hand on Hiei's shoulder

​​​​​​​Superman (to Hiei): We all feel that way. From what Mexicanjesus69 wrote:

Green Lantern: Me too, everyone wanted me to die.

Deadpool: Dude.

Ganondorf: Alright, maybe Dracula is more peaceful now, I don't know, last time I saw him was one month ago. Deadpool: Quitting the cup throwing and debate about man, is he nice to talk to?

Ganondorf: I only remember he never swears, and that has a cup in his hand most of the time. Deadpool: I guess the fact that he never swears should make Captain America proud. Deadpool: Although despite the fact that he did curse in Ultron and Endgame. Deadpool: By the way, can you hear that?

Iron Man: Hear what?

Deadpool: The sound of Halloween

​​​​​​​Spider-Man: Oh yeah, im excited for Halloween.

Deadpool: Im dressing as Jack ´O Lantern oh yeah.

Ultron: I´ll just change my lights to green.

Scorpion: I just need to remove my human mask and show my skull.

Ghost Rider: Im already in Halloween mode.

Deadpool: Oh yeah, just 5 days to get spooky. ???: Did someone say-

Deadpool (to ???): Not now!

???: Okay.

​​​​​​​??? leaves the bar Shredder: Who was him?

Deadpool: I dont want to talk about it.

Sub-Zero: It was Sans?

Deadpool: I said i dont want to talk about it.

Ghost Rider: I think it was Sans Und-

Deadpool: Holy f*ck, could you give me a breath?