User blog:Ultimate Mega Gamer/Top 70 Death Battle Deaths Ranked by Brutality

Death Battle may be a smart show, it knows it's facts. But if you look at that title you may notice the word 'death.' Death, depending on how it's dished out can be brutal as fuck. Death Battle has had some extremely brutal deaths & also some pretty tame ones. So what's Death Battle's best & bloodiest & what's it's child-friendly crap. Let's find out as I count down the Top 70 Death Battle deaths ranked by their brutality.

Before I get into this list I feel like I need to establish a few things. First of all, this list is MY OPINION. That means that what I find brutal may not necessarily be what you find brutal & I ask that you respect that. It also means that this list may be subject to change. How I feel about these deaths today may not & likely will not be how I feel about them tomorrow. For the purpose of this countdown, I will only be counting down main combatant deaths. That mean that you're not going to see characters such as Grim in Solid Snake vs Sam Fisher, Lucrezia Noin in Tigerzord vs Gundam Epyon or Random Guard Who I Assume Was Killed in Iron Man vs Lex Luthor. I may add in these characters at a later date after the main combatants are finished or maybe in another list altogether. I will not be including Chuck Norris vs Segata Sanshiro because neither of the main combatants died. And finally, I also will not be including DEATH BATTLE vs The World or Mewtwo vs Vegeta in this countdown (Even though I wanted to.) Hey, cut me some slack, this list is going to be big enough as it is but once more, I may add these two in at a later date once I'm done with the main combatants. With all that said, let's get into it. Wish me luck.

Number 70 - The Death of Goomba
Talk about going out like a little bitch. After putting up an actually impressive fight, the Goomba dies in one of the lamest ways imaginable. Exactly like he does in the games. Getting knocked out once by the Koopa's shell. I think this one is especially insulting because we literally saw the same thing happen at the very beginning of the battle & he was pretty much fine. Are you shitting me?