Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-27305742-20191031122237/@comment-4708902-20191116010907

ScrrGodzillavkk wrote: 1pizza877 wrote: Godzillavkk wrote: 1pizza877 wrote: Godzillavkk wrote: 1pizza877 wrote: Godzillavkk wrote: Raven: Does this place serve Titanic Titillators?

Venom: Whatn kind of drink is THAT? And how do you make it?

Raven: You need 3 measures of Signurian Vodka, 2 measures of Lemon Juice, 1 crushed television set, and 1 pureed flock of starlings. Fulgore: Your joking right? Ratchet: No, it's a real drink. It was invented aboard the Starship Titanic, the most luxorious cruiseship in the entire universe. Fulgore: Explain why 1 crushed television set is part of the ingredients. Ratchet: It adds more punch to the aftertaste. Then again, I'm not sure if the drink was meant for humans.

Doctor Fate: Perhaps we can test this?

Suddenly, a glass of Titanic Titillors appears in everyone's hands. The drink itself is navy blue in color, but there are no signs of any solids in the drink

They all take a drink Fulgore: So what are the results? Princess Peach: Tastes like apple cider.

Ganon: Tastes more like piss to me. Scrooge McDuck: Tastes like advbenture!

Sub-Zero: Hmm. Not exactly up to the standards of a Lin Kuei, but it'll do.