Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-27305742-20190618163425/@comment-34073020-20190723042830

1pizza877 wrote: MexicanJesus69 wrote:

Godzillavkk wrote: 1pizza877 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: The TV suddenly starts to glitch out and shows the combatants this. Tracer: I have to admit that while it's nice that Overwatch has added another hero but I have a feeling that they might have to change the name because I mean, there already exists a character by the name Sigma.

Deadpool: I agree but hey at least Overwatch gave him a good introduction and of course like with most Blizzard characters, I'd really love to hear more about him especially from the upcomming story which of course along with the trailer has teased about it. Ultron: At least he'll liekly be a better Sigma than the one I fought. Deadpool: Holy shit man that was harsh.

Ultron: You dont know what´s easy when you have to act like he is actually giving you a fight mutant.

Deadpool: Wait, wait, wait, you saying you hold back in the fight? Why?

Ultron: To make a good spectacle for the viewers, what other reason could it be?

Deadpool: (Surprised) YOU BETTER STOP DOING THAT.

Ultron: Doing what? Breaking the fourth wall? Everyone can do it if you convince them that they are fiction.

Deadpool: You´re not supposed to be able to break the fourth wall, im dead serious.

Ultron: And what will happen? a tear in reality will trap me in a interdimensional rift where there is no hope?

An actual tear in reality sucks Ultron to a interdimensional rift where there is no hope.

Deadpool: Holy f- FATE. GET YOUR ASS HERE.

Iron Man: Yeah, about that.

Deadpool: What?

Iron Man: All magical and cosmic beings around here have gone to some sort of reunion or something.

Deadpool: You kidding me.

Iron Man: Im not.

Deadpool: You´re telling me i cant get Ultron off that rift because all of the stupids able to get him out have gone to a gay party?

Iron Man: I think so, yeah.

Deadpool: Yeah, but you have a cosmic armor to this things right?

Iron Man: Uh...

Deadpool: (Pulls out gun) RIGHT?!

Iron Man: You are in no position of thretening me Wilson.

Deadpool: You aint in the suit Tony, so im in all position of threatening you.

Iron Man: Alright, first: Im actually covered by an invisible force shield, so shoot all you want, and second: im not actually covered by a force shield, i was just making time so japanese-fighter behind you can turn you into tomato sauce.

Deadpool: Wait... wha-

And so Deadpool turns from solid to liquid in just one touch of Kenshiro. Iron Man: I'll get him out. Deadpool: (Regenerating) Be careful, Ultron could have seen bad sh*it that could have break his conception of reality and maybe think everything is a lie made by a higher being and will probably try to put a tube in our asses to probe his theory of order and chaos.

Optimus Prime: What about people who dont have anus.

Deadpool: Too bad, he´ll make one for you.

Fulgore: That sounds bad.