Talk:Shredder VS Silver Samurai/@comment-32857095-20170825112303

(This is not the nigga who drank bleach and water, this is his college roommate and closest buddy) He didn't log out before he died)

I can sadly say that yes, that other guy is dead. When he read the comments and found out he'd die from drinking water after drinking bleach, he..... LMAO, have no idea how do describe it. Basically, he lost the little mind both of us had. He cried for a bit, but then he began to laugh maniacally and stared at the sky, yelling, "Satan won't take me! SATAN WON'T HAAAAVE MEE," while hacking off parts of his skin with a knife. He then banged his head into the wall, blasted his knee with a shotgun, and finally poured a bottle of gasoline on him, lit a torch, and jumped out the window. Judging from the sickening noise, I think he got impaled by something. I swear, this whole death was worthy of 1000 Ways to Die, LOL.

..........If I ever tell this story again, I'll pretend he died as soon as he hit himself with that cast iron bowl when we were making a new sport. Now, in this death vow we made a while back, he said his dying wish was a Big Mac with extra dip. I'm going to rob a McDonalds soon to get said Big Mac. Wish me luck