Talk:Smokey VS McGruff/@comment-6380028-20170924230526/@comment-24106025-20170925000518

Darn it! You're stealing my punchlines.

I am still of the faith that MacGruff has a trick or two to make this as close as the SA crew said it was.

Take the trenchcoat: you'd never know what he carries under that like A gun, some handcuffs, even a taser or pepper spray.

Even gumshoes and pseudo-officers are entitled with instruments to defend themselves.

Don't give up on this old hound yet.

It's a dog eat dog world, and Smokey might as well be wearing milk bone underwear.