User blog:TheOmegaCookie/My Picks For Season 3

(This is a project done with no research. Keep in mind ill be using Young Joseph but i'll still give him Hermit Purple.) R-R-R-ROUND 1

GET READY!

Joseph is seen drinking in an unknown bar.

Joseph: Bill please?

Until he hears a beating outside.

Joseph: Gimme a second..

JoJo opens the door and walks out of it. Immediately after a random thug was sent flying into the distance. Joseph looks back at the man traveling at high speed who comes to a halt thanks to a wall and then looks back.

Joseph: Interesting..

He slides into the alleyway and strikes a pose.

Joseph: Sup!

Joseph, with his scarf flowing majestically in the air, spots a man in a bat-like costume. Beating the ever-loving shit out of the thugs, tossing the goons around like a ragdoll. But they keep trying to fight. The costumed figure looks back...

Batman: Stay out of this...

(Cue Kill La Kill OST - Nonon Jakuzure Theme)

Joseph:'' Don't tell me what to do! What are you even doing to those guys anyways! There just goons! Hey! Hey! Look here! ''

JoJo bitch smacks Bruce.

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(58,58,58);font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Joseph: I'll kick your ass!

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(58,58,58);font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Batman: I have no time for this.

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(58,58,58);font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Joseph: ''You bet your ass you do! Let's go!''

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(58,58,58);font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Both get in their combat stances.

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(58,58,58);font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">'''THIS FIGHT COULD EASILY BE AVOIDED WITH A SIMPLE TALK! '''

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(58,58,58);font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">BUT WHATEVER !

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<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(58,58,58);font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">WHO WILL REK THE OTHER!

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(58,58,58);font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">GO!

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(58,58,58);font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">The Caped Crusader immeditely threw three batarangs at Joseph. who dodged the first one and caught the other two in between his index and middle finger.

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(58,58,58);font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Joseph: HAMON!

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(58,58,58);font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Jojo began conducting hamon through the batarangs, and threw them back at Bats afterwards.

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(58,58,58);font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Joseph:'' I like mine better! CLACKER VOLLEY!''

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(58,58,58);font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Joseph then starts spinning around steel clackers getting faster and faster and begins glowing an electric yellow hue, and hurls it at Batman but the Dark Knight dodges the oncoming clackers.

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(58,58,58);font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Batman:'' I'm ending this feud. NOW.''

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(58,58,58);font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Batman used his grapplling hook on Jojo and dropkicked him into the wall. Batman got right up and threw a batarang at Joseph who promptly ducked after only cutting a some hair off. Which Jojo grabbed stopping their slow fall. But he heard something from behind, beeping, he checked right behind him and saw that the batarang Batman threw was the one that made the beeping. Joseph then realized it was an explosive and began running away right as it exploded. The blast giving him the momentum to reach the sky. Hermit Purple then latched on a lamp post giving him control. Joseph let go and landed softly onto the concrete. But where was his opponent? He wasn't infront of him, neither was he behind as Jojo just checked. Well, he was hidden in plain sight. The now confused Joseph is walking backwards while looking outwards of the alleyway, for a second he thought his opponent left like a coward. Until Jojo turned around

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(58,58,58);font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Joseph: OH MY GOD!!!!

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(58,58,58);font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Bruce summons a horde a bats upon Jojo which naw at his flesh. While his combatent is left open, Batman unleashes a series of specialized punches and kicks on Joseph. Joseph gets the bats off of him and blocks an oncoming punch and throws the hair he's been keeping and threw it into Bats' face, nothing special right? WRONG. The strands of hair have been charged with hamon! Batman moaned in pain, and Jojo took the short window of oppertunity and elbowed Bruce in the back. Which caused him to cry out again.

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(58,58,58);font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Joseph: Don't think I'll go easy on you!

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(58,58,58);font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Joseph then kicked Bats in the face then in the chest knocking him back. Right then, Joseph and Batman sprung out the grappiling hook and Purple Hermit respectively. At the exact same time, and stuck on each other.

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(58,58,58);font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Joseph: ''Gotcha! WAAIT WHAT!''

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(58,58,58);font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Batman closes in each second while Joseph conducts hamon through Hermit Purple while spinning around Bats. Even though Bruce was in pain, nothing stopped his body from hurling into Jojo, breaking the hold over each other. Both took their balance, but Batman had a metalic bat by his side. He pointed with his finger towards Joseph and immediately after the robotic bat sped towards Jojo and slashes him with a series of spins before Batman calls it off, and activates his shock gaunlets. Joseph is caught off guard, and gets punched by the Dark Knight, again and again and again, and then Bruce reels his electric fist back and.....

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(58,58,58);font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">POW!

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(58,58,58);font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">(Cue The Mechanical Dragon - Strider (2014))

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(58,58,58);font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Punches Joseph causing him to break through the bar's window. Joseph gets back up and sees the news channel is on, and sees Bruce Wayne making a speech, so he decides to use Hermit Purple and finds out something interesting...

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(58,58,58);font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Joseph: So you're that rich guy?

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(58,58,58);font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Batman: The less people that find about that the better.

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(58,58,58);font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Jojo runs outside and attempts to jump-kick Bats but the Caped Crusader blocks the oncoming attack and punches him in the face, scattering some of Joseph's blood on Batman's attire. Joseph decides enough is enough and pulls out the secret technique.

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(58,58,58);font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">RUNNING.

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(58,58,58);font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Just like Jojo wanted Batman was on hot pursuit, though he was in the shadows on the rooftops.

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(58,58,58);font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Joseph (thinking): ''Alright, so this guy is smart, like me. So it's simple. I just need to outsmart him and deliver a crushing blow!''

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(58,58,58);font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Joseph spots a truck.

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(58,58,58);font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Joseph: ''Niiiiiicccce... ''

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(58,58,58);font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Jojo's running comes to a halt. and he starts looking around for his foe and takes a deep breath. Only for Batman to appear once again behind him. But this time, Joseph elbows Bats in the chin.

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(58,58,58);font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Joseph: REBUFF!

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(58,58,58);font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Joseph jump kicks Bruce in the chest, jumps behind him while seemingly robbing the dazed Bruce, jumps back in front of him and starts firing his tommy gun, but it runs out of ammunition.

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(58,58,58);font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Joseph: Damn!

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(58,58,58);font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Jojo whacks the Dark Knight with the gun and throws it at him.

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(58,58,58);font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">'''Bad Mistake. '''

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(58,58,58);font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">The Caped Crusader grabs the firearm and sprays it with explosive gel and hurls it back to Jojo who just stands there unfazed, meanwhile Batman looks for his detonator.

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(58,58,58);font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">(Cue Raising Fighting Spirit - Naruto)

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(58,58,58);font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">and he finds it, except, it's not working.

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(58,58,58);font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">"Looking for something?"

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(58,58,58);font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Joseph, looking as smug as ever, throwing the detonator in the air, up and down.

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(58,58,58);font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Joseph: Your next word will be "HOW! WHAT!"

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(58,58,58);font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Batman: ''How.. WHAT!''

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(58,58,58);font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Joseph: ''For starters, while you were dazed i switched your explosive thingy, with some shaving cream Suzie Q left me! And your detonator with a walkie-talkie!.''

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(58,58,58);font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Joseph talking to Batman through his walkie-talkie: ''And how i predicted your words? Through the wonders of Hamon of course!''

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(58,58,58);font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Joseph: ''Now! Let's end this!''

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(58,58,58);font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Jojo grabbed a flash grenade out of his pocket and chucked it at Bats then sprayed explosive gel on Bruce's chest before picking up the tommy gun.

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(58,58,58);font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Joseph: And this had ammo in it the whole time!

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(58,58,58);font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">He then guns down Batman a little with Hamon-infused bullets.

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(58,58,58);font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Joseph:'' CLACKER BOOMERANG! ''

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(58,58,58);font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">The clackers from earlier come back at full force and hit the Dark Knight in the back of the head, knocking him into Jojo hands.

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(58,58,58);font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">HAMON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(58,58,58);font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">OVERDRIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(58,58,58);font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">The attack fryed Bruce unconcious.

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(58,58,58);font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">At least he wouldn't be able to experience the pain he would suffer right now.

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(58,58,58);font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Jojo grabbed the Caped Crusader by the arm.

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(58,58,58);font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Joseph:Good KNIGHT!

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(58,58,58);font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">and threw him into the truck with all the hamon he could muster.

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(58,58,58);font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Joseph: Time for the fireworks!

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(58,58,58);font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">He then pressed the detonator, aaaaand!

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(58,58,58);font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">KABOOOOOOOOM!!!!

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(58,58,58);font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"> ==R- R- R- R- REKT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Edit== <p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(58,58,58);font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">He walks back to the bar whilst cracking his knuckles.

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(58,58,58);font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Joseph: 'I'm back for the bill!

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(58,58,58);font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Right as the bartender hands him it and he checks the bill.

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(58,58,58);font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">(Cue The Record Scratch)

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(58,58,58);font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Joseph: Costs in damages? THAT'S THE TOTAL. WAIT PLUS TAX. YOU'RE TELLING ME I JUST HAD ONE OF THE FIGHTS OF MY LIFE AND THAT'S THE WAY YOU RESPECT ME! DO YOU WANT TO END UP LIKE THAT BAT GUY!??!?!

THE WINNER IS!!!!! (Kind of)Edit
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<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(58,58,58);font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">JOHNNY 

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<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(58,58,58);font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">COMING SOON