Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-27305742-20191209015614/@comment-34073020-20200116161608

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WBH-LM27 wrote: And so, the Winners' Bar watched the Smash Presentation...Byleth is RevealledDante: '''"Byleth? Really?? I mean, sure, it looks cool, but if they wanted a multi-weapon user, they could've just called."

Deadpool: "Looks about as broken as you'd be too, if you catch my drift."

The Mii Fighters

Mega-Man.EXE: "I MADE IT!"

Dracula: "You're a costume."

Mega-Man.EXE: "I still made it!"

Mario, staring at Cuphead: "..."

Deadpool: "Oh god HOLD HIM DOWN!-"

Fighters' Pass Vol. 2

Sora: "Sweet, new DLC! Maybe that means I could make it in."

Dante: "We can only hope..." Kirby: Poyo! (I'm really sad we didn't get Bandana Dee) Dedede: Look, maybe he'll be part of the new DLC!

Kirby: Poyo. (Translation: I hope so.) '''Suddenly, the combatants starts hearing Joker's quiet laughter. It gets louder every pause.'''Deadpool: What's so funny?

'''Deadpool notices Joker's phone with a video that just finished. He replayed it and watches the video. What he saw was this.''' Joker: (To Deadpool) Hey, take this, a prove of our friendship.

Joker gives Deadpool a large cake that says "Friendship".

Deadpool: Oh, thanks Joker, i really appreciate i-

The cake explodes and Deadpool flies in the air, then Joker grabs a Tommy Gun and starts to fill Deadpool´s body with bullets.

Joker: Oh i´m such an amazing friend.

Jack about to slice Joker, until he talks.

Joker: STOP. I have a violence pass! (smiles and shows a card that says "Violence Pass")

S. Jack: Wait. What?

Darkseid: Violence Pass? What is this treachery.

Jack notices Mask giving a card to a regenerating Deadpool.

The Mask: Here you go, now go spread chaos.

Deadpool: Thanks (Pulls out a revolver and shoots at Joker)

S. Jack: (To Mask) Ahem. The Mask (to Jack): Oh fine, ruin the fun, why don't ya? Darkseid grabs Mask by the neck, his head inflate like if it was a balloon.

Darkseid: Four words. What. Were. You. Thinking?

The Mask: C-Can i offer you an egg in these trying times?

Kirby inhales the egg.

Deadpool: Bruh.

Deadpool´s crazy inner voice: Yeah, bruh. The Mask: It was getting chummy in the bar and nothing is going on. I was trying to lighten the mood.

Deadpool: By giving people violence passes? The Mask: You can't complain, you bought me one!

Deadpool: Yeah, because Joker shoot the crap outta me! I had to settle accounts.

Spawn: Are violence passes still on sale?

The Mask: Yes!

Darkseid: NO!

​​​​​​​Deadpool: Why do you need a violence pass anyways?

Spawn: To Kill Ghost Rider.

Ghost Rider: What the heck did i do to you?

Spawn: Exist. I despise you Johnny Blaze.

Ghost Rider: We don't need a violence pass to fuck things up Simmons, Bring it on! Both charge at each other until Green Lantern trapped them in two seperate bubbles.​​​​​​​ Spawn was about to complain about the bubbles as Green Lantern shakes his head no. Spawn: JORDAN, DON'T MAKE ME GO ANGEL AND BEAT YOU SO BAD THEY'LL DEDICATE A PASSAGE IN THE BIBLE ABOUT IT!

GL: Dude, chill.

Ultron: I offer Protection Passes.

Deadpool: What?

Ultron: If you get a Protection Pass, you will be protected from people with Violence Pass.

Deadpool: That sounds like the bar guard but with some extra steps.

Ultron: It's free.

Deadpool: Sign me the fuck up!