Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-32003826-20190422163419/@comment-34073020-20190613002643

TheMasterKat wrote: MexicanJesus69 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: 1mavstone wrote: MexicanJesus69 wrote: WBH-LM27 wrote: Blue Midnight04 wrote: 1pizza877 wrote:

1mavstone wrote: 1pizza877 wrote: TheMasterKat wrote: Weiss: Wait, Yang's here?

(She looks out the window and sees Yang, covered in paint.)

Weiss: I didn't know you competed in one of these.

Yang: I did.

Weiss: Who was your opponent?

Yang: Tifa. Lady with black hair, gloves, and big breasts. Can't miss her.

Weiss: Speaking of opponents, can you smack the redhead I fought earlier for me?

Yang: One with the fur coat? I already did when I found out you lost, but I'll give her the ol' one two again if you want.

Weiss: Sweet, thanks.

(Yang walks back to the Winner's Bar, a victorious Master Chief following.) Pikachu to Harry: So where were you the whole time? Harry: I was busy. Pikachu: With what? Harry: Chasing down Dark magicians, and part timing at Hogwarts. Yugi Muto: "DID SOMEONE SAY DARK MAGICIA-"

Thanos, using the reality stone, turns Yugi into a pack of playing cards.

Weiss: "Whoa, what?"

Thanos: "Don't worry, he's alive..."

Weiss: "..."

Thanos: "..."

Weiss: "..."

Thanos: "..."

Thanos then uses the reality stone to set the cards on fire.

Weiss: "What the heck, man!?"

Thanos: "He'll respawn... they always do..."

Weiss: "Respawn... like, in a video game??"

Pikachu: "Yes, like we told you earlier. When we die, we come back."

Weiss: "This place is weird."

???: "Well, you better get used to it, kid."

'''Weiss then turns around, and sees the bartender - Tifa. However, something looks... different... about her.'''

Pikachu: "Hey, Tifa, how you doin? Get a haircut, lose some weight?"

Tifa: "Doing well, I just got an update thanks to my game's remake."

Pikachu: "Remake? Oh, right, E3, forgot about that..." Sektor : So we already have our ice character in the bar.

Glacius is behind Sektor, who forgot about him, and gets angry at his comment.

Glacius: ( Angry alien noises) Sektor: Well, it's not my fault I forgot about you!

Glacius froze Sektor until he couldn't speak nor move Doomguy: So, who's next?

Pikachu: Captain Falcon VS Johnny Cage, why? Pikachu : Another Nintendo buddy? neat. Sektor: (only just thawed from being frozen by Glacius earlier) I would hate to be in Sonya's shoes if Johnny wins.

Pikachu: Fate has already decided to take bets from both bars on who will win AND Sonya's reaction if Johnny wins.

Sektor: In that case, five bucks that Johnny DOES win, and another five that if Johnny wins, Sonya will pass out like Weiss.

Weiss: HEY! I couldn't have been the first, right?

Ben: I literally said you were the instant you woke up.

Weiss: What about the winners? Surely one of them was as shocked as I over the whole issue.

Ryu (Street Fighter): Worst they've had are some rampages and Hercule cowering in fear. But no passing out. So you're still the first one.

Weiss: I'm never gonna live this down, am I?

Ben: Probably not. Someone crosses through the portal of Hell, it´s Doomslayer, who´s wearing sunglasses over his helmet (somehow) and holding a giant beer mug.

Doomguy : Hey Slayer, why are you here?

Doomslayer shows a poster of the upcoming game "Doom Eternal"

Doomguy : Things are going great right?

Doomslayer nods in excitement.

Weiss : Who´s he?

Pikachu : The most badass man i´ve ever seen.

Deathstroke : What about me? (Sees Doomslayer) Oh right, there is no contest then.