Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-27305742-20190228035234/@comment-34073020-20190228203345

WBH-LM27 wrote: MexicanJesus69 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: 1pizza877 wrote: WBH-LM27 wrote:

1pizza877 wrote: 1pizza877 wrote:

1mavstone wrote:

MexicanJesus69 wrote: Sigma : Im sor-

Darth Vader dashes at Sigma and starts to beat the hell out of the robot, both are covered in a cloud of dust (like if it was a cartoon beating) and Sigma tries to get off while Darth Vader pulls him again.

Pikachu : Okay, that´s too violent.

Wolverine : Now that i think about it, i could be the guard of the bar if you want to quit.

Darth Vader grabs Sigma with the force and throws him to Scout.

Scout : Hey, what the hell man!.

Darth Vader : Im not the one you should be talking to if you want to be the guard. Wolverine: Do you want to fight for it, bub?!

Darth Vader: Hell. Yeah. As he turns on his lightsaber Pikachu: As Boomstick always say whenever DBX starts, here you go! Darth Vader and Wolverine then charge at each other. As the pair clashes, Doctor Strange freezes them in placeStrange: "Remember - no fighting in the bar. Take it outside if you must settle it..."

The two then walk outside to fight.

Thanos: "Are you sure you wouldn't like to be the guard?"

Strange: "Being the protector of the Eye of Agamotto is more than enough for me, thank you..." ​​​​ Pikachu: I just remembered that there's also even a portal to hell, that would definately calm these 2 down. Scout: Well, it's too late now. Might as well enjoy some popcorn while it lasts. Megaman .EXE comes to the bar.

Mega EXE : So.. who´s the guard here?

Darth Vader and Wolverine stop fighting.

Darth Vader : For now, it´s me.

Mega EXE : You can retire, Darkseid decided to choose one different guard for season.

Darth Vader : Alright. I retire of being the guard.

Mega EXE : So.. who im gonna choose?.

Wolverine : I was fighting with Vader for the guard position.

Mega EXE : Yeah, but Darkseid said i had to choose myself.

Wolverine : Oh, okay, i respect that.

Mega EXE : So... hmmm...

Megaman .EXE cant decide clearly. '''.EXE begins looking around the bar for anyone who could work as the guard. Suddenly, he sees Pit, and recognises him.'''

.EXE: "Hey, you! You're the leader of Palutena's Royal Guard, right?"

Pit: "Sure am! How'd you know?"

.EXE:  "I ran a quick scan of both bars' data-files for the combatants, just in case."

Pit: "They have one of those?"

.EXE: "Yeah. Anyway, I was just wondering, since you're a guard captain, and I'm looking to pick a guard, maybe you could-"

Pit: "Of course, I'd love to be the guard!"

.EXE:  "Oh. Actually, I wanted your input on who else could be the guard, seeing how you have your own duties to attend to and all."

Pit:  "Oh... yeah... well, I'd say anyone with a wide arsenal could work, to help them deal with multiple opponents. As well as someone with a strong sense of justice."

.EXE: "Oh, I've got it! Thanks!"

.EXE then walks off to find and recruit fellow blue-armoured hero capable of defending the bar - Shovel Knight.

Volnutt: "Really?! Why not one of us other Mega-Men!?"

.EXE: "Trying not to show bias, Vollie."

Shovel Knight: "A guard for the bar?? While it would take time out of the my treasure-hunting, I will gladly take you up on that offer!" Darkseid appears.

Darkseid : (To .EXE) Are you done with that?

Mega EXE : Shovel Knight is the new guard.

Darkseid : Fine, now you can leave (teleports out).

EXE leaves as Shovel Knight stands on a chair to see everyone.