Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-27305742-20190227210243/@comment-32003826-20190320201424

MexicanJesus69 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: MexicanJesus69 wrote: 1pizza877 wrote: MexicanJesus69 wrote:

1pizza877 wrote: MexicanJesus69 wrote:

1mavstone wrote: MexicanJesus69 wrote: Master Chief plays Killer Instinct with TJ Combo. Master Chief uses Arbiter while TJ Combo is using himself.

Master Chief : Goddammit Arbiter, shoot the damn sticky grenades.

TJ Combo : WHAT YOU GONNA DO UH?

Master Chief : IM GONNA TEABAG YOUR ASS, THAT´S WHAT IM GONNA DO.

Master Chief combos TJ, who tries an unsafe attack, fails and gets combo´d again.

Master Chief : QUIT PLAYING AND FUCKING LOSE.

TJ Combo : YOU´RE TELLING ME WHAT TO DO? DO NOT TELL ME WHAT DO!

TJ Combo Breaks Master Chief and combos him long enough to use the Ultra Combo in Master Chief, ending the match and winning.

TJ COMBO : EAT IT NI G GA!. EAT IT!.

Master Chief : SON OF A BI7CH!!!.

Master Chief throws the controller to the ground and kicks him out of the bar. Master Chief: TJ Combo, I will-

Master Chief notices Black Widow in the bar

Master Chief: Oh hey, Natasha.

Deadpool: You know her?

Master Chief: Well, yeah. I was about to tell you but I was distracted by drunken Yang showing off anime crap. (shutters) Sonya Blade : (At Black Widow) You killed that french assassin just like i did in my game, i like that.

Deadpool : Yeah, she ripped her head off with a fucking wire. She didnt use a drone to shoot at the head though.

Spawn : To be honest, i had the lamest assassination, i just pierced through Kratos´s head with a spike... Worry not, im not going to do the same mistake with Ghost Rider. Deadpool: Not only just that but you also ended another losing streak for Marvel which was started by Thanos then followed by Namor.

Ultron: Not only just that but you also became the 4th Marvel to win against a non-DC character. Darkseid : Not only that but you´re the 24th character to appear in Death Battle, and another Marvel character appears in the next Death Battle, just after yours, this is getting ridiculous.

Mega .EXE : Yeah, i think we should stop with Marvel vs DC for a while. Darkseid: I agree the same while I do appreciate all the victories we got for our franchise but I admit even as a DC character myself, it kinda feels annoying and heck, some of the Marvel characters that have lost are quite better than us including my opponent Thanos. Superman : Did you just say Thanos is better than you? Darkseid: Well, he got in a Avengers movie.

Deadpool: But you are superior than him.

Darkseid: Fair point. Darkseid : I just hope Zack Snyder isnt the director of the film in what im going to appear, that is probably Justice League 2

Aquaman : Man, we all hope. Deadpool: I hope also. (To Master Chief) But I got to ask, how did you and Black Widow know each other?