Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-27305742-20190808212345/@comment-34073020-20190822182010

1pizza877 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: MexicanJesus69 wrote: 1pizza877 wrote: WBH-LM27 wrote: Meanwhile, on the other end of the bar, everyone was minding their own business, until Scorpion and Sub-Zero burst through the door, Scorpion holding a phone.

Scorpion: "IT HAPPENED."

Spawn: "It happened?"

Sub-Zero: "It happened!"

Joker: "It happened?!"

The Terminator: "It happened."

Robo-Cop: "Get out."

Deadpool: "Wait, what happened?"

Scorpion, Spawn, Sub-Zero, Terminator and Joker: "IT HAPPENED " Deadpool: Holy shit, the whole DLC roster of Mortal Kombat 11 with the official dates announced! Spider-Man: Joker in MK? Seriously?

Deadpool: Why not? This opens the door to a lot of possibilities.

Spider-Man: He looks stupid with that haircut and silly face.

Joker: What it´s going to look silly is your laughing face, itsi bitsy spidey. Dante: But wasn't Ash supposed to join? How did you get in?

Joker (to Dante): Well, let's just say, I have a loyal set of... supporters.

(Echoes of screaming and Joker's laugh can be heard in Joker's mind as he smiles)

​​​​​​​Deadpool (to Joker): Yo, Joker!

Joker: Huh?

Deadpool (to Joker): So how does it feel to be in Mortal Kombat? Joker: Exciting because I get to do things that this game allows me too! Scorpion: You will not carve a smile in my mouth you sickface.

Joker: Oh, i´ll totally do ching chong demon.

Spawn: You´ll carve a smile in their faces, but im going to tear their bodies, minds and souls appart.

Deadpool: I´ll just wait till you fuckers get in, i mean, Simmons and laugh-a-lot comes next year, at least Arnie comes this Spooktober.