User blog:Ultimate Mega Gamer/One Minute Melee - Handy Manny vs Maker Mario

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'''TWO FIGHTERS! '''

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<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Maker Mario supervises two Toads while they create a new level.

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<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Maker Mario: ''Okay, now move’a those blocks there four spaces to the right. ''

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">The Toads comply & move the blocks.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Maker Mario: ''Good, now place a Spiny in that’a question block. ''

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Again, the Toads comply.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">A malicious grin comes over Mario’s face

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Maker Mario: ''Okay, that’s good. Now scrap it all & turn it into a death trap. ''

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Mario begins to walk away & leave the Toads to their work. One of the Toads sighs & Mario hears. He stops dead in his tracks.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Maker Mario: ''What. Was. That?''

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">The Toad freezes in place & his annoyed look turns to a look of absolute terror, while Mario remains calm.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Toad 1: ''Oh, nothing Mario. We’ll get right to work on it.''

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Maker Mario: Oh, it was nothing was it?

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">The Toad shakes his head, his look of terror unmoving.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Maker Mario: ''Oh, okay. Because I thought I heard one of you sigh. ''

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">The Toad begins to shiver.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Toad 1: N- No, Mario.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Mario places his hand on the Toad’s head & begins to stroke him.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Maker Mario: ''Good, because I don’t like it when my workers complain. And we don’t want me upset now, do we? ''

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">The Toad’s small body begins to shake uncontrollably.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Toad 1: N- No, Mario.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Maker Mario: I’m glad we agree.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Mario turns around to walk away again.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Maker Mario: Oh, & one more thing…

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Mario turns around to find that the level in its entirety is suddenly complete. Standing looking proudly at his creation is Manny Garcia, Handy Manny.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Manny: Good work Tools.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Squeeze: ''Good work everybody. ''

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Dusty: Yeah!

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Turner: Meh, it’s alright I guess.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Manny, his tools & the two Toads celebrate over the creation while Mario looks on in rage.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Maker Mario: ''Umm, excuse me? Who do you think you are?! ''

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Manny turns around & faces Mario, not realising that Mario is marching toward him angrily.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Manny: ''Who me? I’m Manny. You break it… ''

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Tools: ''We fix… ''

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Before the Tools can finish his sentence Manny is unexpectedly punched in the face by Mario.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Manny falls to the ground. Tools: ''Manny! ''

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Manny tries to make sense you what has just happened.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Manny: ''That wasn’t very nice. Why’d you do that? ''

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Maker Mario: ''Because I don’t like it when other people can’t mind their own business. ''

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Manny gets to his feet.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Manny: ''Yeah? Well I don’t like it when people threaten their employees. ''

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Maker Mario: Yeah, well come do something about it.

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<p align="center" class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align:center">'''PREPARE TO STRIKE!

BEGIN!'''

<p align="center" class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align:center">''' 60 Seconds Remaining!'''

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<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Mario pulls the hammer out of his belt & throws it towards many while Manny mimics this movement with Pat.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Both Pat & Mario’s hammer collide in the air while Mario dashes towards Manny.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Pat hits the ground & returns to Manny while Mario continues dashing at Manny.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Manny pulls Dusty out of his toolbox.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Dusty: ''Ah, Manny! What are you doing?''

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Without responding Manny swings Dusty at Mario. Mario reacts last second & dodges away from Manny.

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<p align="center" class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align:center">'''50 Seconds Remaining! '''

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<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Manny swings at Mario three more times, missing every with every swing.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Manny realises that his attempts at hitting Mario with Dusty are not working.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Manny retreats away from Mario & replaces Dusty with Stretch. Who he holds by the tongue like a whip.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Stretch: ''Manny!? Ahhhh! ''

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Manny flicks Stretch at Mario who rolls under the incoming attack.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Manny attacks again this time being blocked by Mario who has shielded himself with blocks.

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<p align="center" class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align:center">'''40 Seconds Remaining! '''

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<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Manny replaces Stretch with Pat whom he throws at Mario’s barricade, breaking it.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Mario picks up Pat out of the rubble of his now crumbed defences.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Pat squirms to escape from Mario’s grasp.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Pat: ''Let go of me! ''

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Mario once more dashes toward Manny & begins assaulting Manny with the claw side of Pat.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Manny, now lying on the ground being assaulted by his own tool, brings his foot up & kicks Mario in the head. This sends Mario to the ground, dropping Pat who returns to Manny.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Manny gets up & backs away from Mario, holding his wounds.

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<p align="center" class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align:center">'''30 Seconds Remaining! '''

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<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Manny pulls Flicker from his toolbox. Mario gets to his feet & once more charges at Manny.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Mario pulls back his fists, ready to strike. It’s at his moment that Manny points Flicker at Mario’s eyes & flicks his switch. The light hits Mario’s eyes & he immediately falling to a kneeling position & covers his eyes.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Manny: ''We’ve got work to do Tools ''

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">With this, the all the Tools rush towards Mario

<p align="center" class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align:center">'''20 Seconds Remaining! '''

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<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Music begins to play

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Tools (Singing): Let’s go going & fix it right

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Turner (Singing): Twist and turn

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Turner impales himself into Mario’s left shoulder.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Squeeze (Singing): ''Make it tight. ''

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Squeeze latches onto Mario’s right earlobe.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Felipe (Singing): ''Trabajamos juntos. (We work together.) ''

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Felipe impales himself into Mario’s right thigh.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Tools (Singing): We work together now!

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<p align="center" class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align:center">'''10 Seconds Remaining! '''

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<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Dusty (Singing): Cut it.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Dusty slices across Mario’s left kneecap.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Stretch (Singing): Measure it. Stretch raps himself around Mario’s torso & squeezes tightly.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Pat (Singing): ''Tap it flat. ''

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Pat smashes himself across Mario’s face. Rusty (Singing): Bend & twist.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Rusty latches onto Mario’s left earlobe.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Dusty (Singing): Just like that.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Dusty sends another cut to Mario’s right arm.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Tools (Singing): ''Each of us has a special job. We work together.''

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Manny (Singing): ''Todos juntos. (All together.) ''

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Tools (Singing): We can fix it right!

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Manny sands a kick straight into Mario’s face.

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<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Mario’s body falls to the ground.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">The Tools all remove themselves from Mario & return to Manny’s toolbox.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Manny, the Tools & the two Toads return to marvelling at the newly created level & celebrating.

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<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Thanks for reading. Any & all feedback is apreciated. I know it may have seemed like I let Manny kick the shit out of Mario through out the entire battle but that's only because I wanted to use all Manny's tools & if not as many as I could fit in as posibble. So sorry if that disapoints you at all.