Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-27305742-20190227210243/@comment-32003826-20190323190755

1pizza877 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: MexicanJesus69 wrote: UTC Scrappy wrote: Deadpool: Hey Black Widow, I heard you're a ballerina. Is that true?

Black Widow: It's a hobby of mine. I sometimes like to incorporate that into my training. Two birds, one stone.

Deadpool: So, I was wondering, do you think maybe you can do a little performance for us? Please?

Black Widow: Alright. But I'll need a stage and some music.

Doctor Fate: That can be arranged. (Materializes a stage)

Black Widow: Nice. And what about music?

Deadpool: I'm on it!

(Plays Mirror Mirror on the jukebox)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqfopP4-osM&list=PL8gze5GtNWDLfjIweea4VLZ6Lx03Dd9uA&index=309

Black Widow: Not bad. Let's do this! (proceeds to dance) Sub-Zero : God,fucking,dammit.

Dante : What´s going on, ice man?

Sub-Zero plays the tv, and fucking everyone looses their shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbNqiV-Y1Lk Sonya: It's alright, Sub-Zero. Every new character needs someone for their demonstration. TJ Combo enters the bar.

Deadpool: Hey TJ... (Deadpool then realizes then somethings missing) Wait, where's Tracer?

TJ Combo: Widowmaker kidnapped her by knockout gas from the window when Tracer was busy beating up her ass. Master Chief: And I guess you need someone to help out? Isn't Robocop enough to help out? I mean, he does have a motorcycle after all.

Sub-Zero (to Master Chief): How-

Master Chief: 2014 Remake, and I figured it out.

Sub-Zero: Ah.