Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-32003826-20191209172726/@comment-4708902-20191210150219

Blue Midnight04 wrote: Godzillavkk wrote: Darth Vader is at the coffee machine

Vader: Sigh* I guess I'm the only one who knows how to change a coffee filter, thanks guys!

Volnutt: (drunk) Vader! How's that grandson of yours doing? What's his name... Ten Solo? Hen Brolo? Ken Lolo?

Vader: Oh! Uh, Ben Solo? Ben's great! A quick learner.

Volnutt: He sounds like a machine! A crossguard lightsaber!? Good thing he's on the light side?

Vader tries to sneak out of the bar

Luigi: Vader, news on your Grandson, Kylo Ren is going to meet your former ma (Vader chokes him)

Vader: Mother! My mother's force ghost!

Volnutt: Something you wanna tell me?

Vader: Uhh...

Volnutt: Look at me.

Vader: He feel to the dark side because of lack parental attention from my daughter and son in law and manipulation from someone called Snoke, renamed himself Kylo Ren, then later killed Snoke and is now the Supreme Leader of a military junta called the First Order, is poised to take over the galaxy, and kill my son's apprentice and sucessor, Rey.

Volnutt: Now don't you feel better?

Vader: Yes, truth me told, I've never even been here the whole time.

He vanishes

Lion-O: What happened? Where'd he go?

Goku: I knew it! He was a force ghost the whole time! Vader then walks in

Vader: Nonsense, I'm still me, just good. Kooh Kuh, that was an impostor. Goku: Good one!