Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-27305742-20190618163425/@comment-4708902-20190725025908

1pizza877 wrote: Godzillavkk wrote:

MexicanJesus69 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: Godzillavkk wrote: UTC Scrappy wrote: 1pizza877 wrote:

MexicanJesus69 wrote:

UTC Scrappy wrote: (Superman sees the next matchup)

Superman: Oh no, not Lobo.

Dante: What's so bad about a guy named Lobo?

Superman: He's a bounty hunter like Deathstroke. But he cannot die, not even Deadpool can surpass his healing factor.

Deadpool: Hey, I heard that!

Hawkeye: Is he similar to Doomsday? I heard the two of them fought each other once.

Superman: Yes he is, but while Doomsday can adapt to anything that kills him, Lobo can just take the same punishment over and over again without change.

Dante: Still don't understand why you don't like him so much.

Superman: The members of the Justice League and I have come across him many times before and that was before we dealt with Deathstroke, Doomsday and Bane.

Zero: And?

Superman: And over the years, we've grown disgusted by his attitude and means of fighting. He has fought for good before, but was only when he was paid to capture said bad guy. He's grown rather fond about the Flash, Hal and myself. Someone knocks at the door. Spider-Man goes to check.

Spider-Man: Yeah?

Someone lefts a package in the bar. It´s a teddy dolphin.

Spider-Man: Oh, huh, it´s just a teddy.

Batman: GET DOWN, THAT´S LOBO´S SIGN.

The wall gets f*cked up for the 45th time: it was Lobo with his flying motorcycle.

Lobo: Whassup fellas?!

Superman: Leave. Now.

Lobo: yeh, i know, imma leave but i just wanted to pass ovah here, to see how does look the place of real mans. not like the possers of the losers bars, haha!. Im heading here suckas, and you know it. And Deadpool! Yeah you. We have unfinished business.

Lobo gets out and leaves a lot of smoke in the bar, everyone that is not a robot is coughing.

Superman: *cough* I really hope he doesnt.

Green Lantern: Me too, he´s *cough* totally stupid.

Shazam: I just want to see him loose so he can swallow what he says about winning. Deadpool: H-hey Lobo, how's it going my man! Nightwing: Hold on. You two know each other? Deadpool: Well, we are kind of alike.

Doctor Fate: No worries. If he wins and misbehaves, I'll will him out of existance and then bring him back.

Darkseid: For once, I'm one the side of my enemies on this. Deadpool: Ok, (to Godzillavkk): First of all, wiping people out of existance doesn't solve anything. MM.EXE: Besides, we did that dozens of times,  and didnt solved really much, we could try another way to fix problems.

Deadpool: With love and comprehension

MM.EXE: Exac-

Deadpool: And guns.

MM.EXE: Not that. Rogue: I don't think they are intended to actuallly solve problems. Their just meant to be funny. Spider-Man to Deadpool: What did Lobo mean by unfinished business? Batman: You don't want to know. It's more frightening than the advice I once gave Deadshot.