Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-27305742-20190914155421/@comment-32003826-20191202031303

1mavstone wrote: Godzillavkk wrote: 1pizza877 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: Godzillavkk wrote: 1pizza877 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: 1mavstone wrote: 1mavstone wrote: 1pizza877 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: Godzillavkk wrote: 1mavstone wrote: 1pizza877 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: 1pizza877 wrote: Calcium Skeleton then starts to notcie something.

Calcium Skeleton #1: What is this?

Calcium Skeleton #2: It's the combination of Soda and OJ, it's weakening us.

The scene cuts to the Loser's Bar.

Dr. Strange: The skeleton army is being weakend, let us attack now!

Deadpool: Alright, let's go and kick some ass!

Deadpool plays this music while the combined forces of the Winners and the Losers attack the weakened Calcium Skeleton army. ???: Not so fast!

A silouhette is revealed to be the leader of the Calcium Army, Bones McCoy.

Bones: If you shall attack us with OJ and Soda breath, then we shall get stronger! Everyone, milk up!

The Calcium Soldiers grab their milk and drinks it thus regaining their strength.​​​​​​ Deadpool: Ahh shit, they just buffed up again!

Godzilla: Don't let your hopes down, I still have the power!

'''Godzilla then uses the breath on the Skeletons again. ''' Bones: Men, form mirror!

The Calcium Army use their shields to reflect the blast from Godzilla The Mask: Charge!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Jc2j2cjoz4 As the combatants, they almost as Deadpool saw one Calcium Soldier get strain from the milk​​​​​​​, and suddenly, Deadpool hatched an idea Deadpool: Hey guys, I have an idea! Thanos (to Deadpool): Whatever it is, i'm open to suggestions!

Deadpool (to Thanos): We need milk. Lots of it!

Thanos (to Deadpool): You idiot! That's what makes them stronger!

Deadpool (to Thanos): Trust me!

​​​​​​​So, Thanos used the infinity gauntlet to give the Calcium Army some milk, and at first they are getting stronger, but then they are struggling with lots of pain. ​​​​​​​Calcium Army: https://youtu.be/6bdHBoG2bLY?t=10 Calcium Soldier: What's going on?

Deadpool: Ever heard of hypercalcemia, pal? Deadpool: If not, take it away Mask!

The Mask as he pulls up a scroll from his hammerspace: Hypercalcemia is a condition in which the calcium level in your blood is above normal. Too much calcium in your blood can weaken your bones, create kidney stones, and interfere with how your heart and brain work. Hypercalcemia is usually a result of overactive parathyroid glands. Darkseid, Thanos, Doctor Fate, and everyone else who can manipulate reality then give the enemy hypercalemia. Bones: Our own strength, turned against us! How humiliating!

Deadpool: Yeah, embarassing, but right now, you must die because you tried to attack the bar, any last words?

Bones: All we wanted was for people to drink milk again.

Deadpool: Alright then, time to die- wait, what? Bones: We wanted you all to drink milk because it helps make bones stronger and healthy. Deadpool: Why didn't you tell us this before?

Deadpool: Why didn't the WRITERS have them tell this!?

Me: Hey, this story isn't MY idea. Bones: Back in the day, everyone had to drink milk with their cereal and also making their bones strong, but nowadays, everyone drank soda, beer, wine, etc.

Deadpool (to Bones): Well, sure but people have a choice to drink milk.

Bones (to Deadpool): Really?! Name one person who still drinks milk.

Deadpool: Uh, well there's, uh-

Bones (to Deadpool): Exactly! Noone drinks milk anymore! So, the Calcium Army figured if we give the people milk, then things could back to the way they were. (1pizza877 wrote:)

Deadpool: So that's why you attacked us in the first place.

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Bones: Yes, but technically for attacked us first.