Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-27305742-20190227210243/@comment-34073020-20190308042706

1pizza877 wrote: MexicanJesus69 wrote: 1pizza877 wrote: WBH-LM27 wrote:

MexicanJesus69 wrote: WBH-LM27 wrote: MexicanJesus69 wrote: WBH-LM27 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: WBH-LM27 wrote: MexicanJesus69 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: MexicanJesus69 wrote: Deadpool sees something on the phone.

Deadpool: This is incredible, this is next-generation gaming for sure.

Master Chief: What is it?

Deadpool shows what is seeing Master Chief facepalms along with a sigh Sub-Zero: This is ridiculous. Scorpion, fueled by anger: "This is an insult to all of the Mortal Realm!!!" Deadpool: Relax, I heard from Pikachu that Sektor is finding the seven Dragon Balls to grant his wish of a world with no dabs. Scorpion and Sub-Zero look at Deadpool, then at each other, then back to Deadpool, before rushing out to the Losers' Bar.'Vegeta: '"The Dragon-Balls, eh? Wonder who could've given them that idea..."

Deadpool: "Beats me, Pikachu only told me about Sektor." Deadpool : I have noticed about something, all of our guards had helmets.

Spawn : Emmm...

Deadpool : You weren´t a real guard.

Spawn : Excuse me?

Deadpool : When did you stopped a fight?

Spawn : ... Listen here you little shit. Deadpool:  "What're you gonna do? Fight me in a no-fight zone??"

Spawn: "No, but even so - the guard isn't here right now."

Darkseid, standing directly behind Spawn with his eyes glowing:  "No... but I am..."

Spawn:  "As I said, I wasn't going to start a fight. No need to get worked up - just thought I'd bring up the absence of a guar-"

Sub-Zero then busts back into the bar.

Deadpool: "Subby, buddy, how'd the Ball-Hunting go?"

Sub-Zero: "We decided not to go - tampering with reality like that would be catastrophic, and cause numerous ill effects."

The Flash, passing by:  "Cheers to that." Sub-Zero : Also... (grabs Spawn by the neck)

Spawn : Wait, what are you do-

Sub-Zero rips off Spawn´s spine.

Deadpool : Holy shit, why you did that?

Sub-Zero : Wanted to start a fight, right?

Deadpool : yeah, but wasnt that too much?

Sub-Zero : He will be fine in some minutes.

Sub-Zero drops Spawn´s head. Deadpool:  "No offence, but I feel like it wouldn't have been that easy to take down Spawn, especially for you."

Sub-Zero:  "You are correct, mercenary. However, since taking up the title of Guard, I have felt a significant increase in power - though only within the bar itself."

.EXE:  "Yeah, about that - recently, Fate and I decided to give the 'Guards' a significant buff in power within their respective bars. That way, it would make it easier for them to maintain peace."

Deadpool: "That's pretty cool, isn't it?

Sub-Zero: "..."

Deadpool: "I said, that's pretty c-"

Deadpool is then cut off by his body being frozen solid, followed by Sub-Zero simply knocking him down, shattering it to pieces.

Sub-Zero: "No."

Deadpool's ice pieces roll off into a corner to form themselves back together. Deadpool: Dude, what the hell! Sub-Zero : You better cool down.

Deadpool : But... You did-

Sub-Zero : Only ice and water benders are allowed to use this jokes.

Blastoise : That´s ice Sub-Zero!.

Sub-Zero : Of course.

Deadpool : (To Blastoise) WTF!? You can talk!?

Doctor Doom : I gave him a voice adapter, so his words sounds like normal words for us, but he´s just saying his name all the time. Deadpool: Good point although there is another way of how he could talk.

Blastoise: You do.

Deadpool: Yeah a potion, you could ask Godzilla because he gave me one for your friend Pikachu which allowed him to talk and with a special flavor which even allows him to break the 4th wall. Darkseid : We already have 2 Fourth Wall breakers, one more and reality could mess up.