Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-32003826-20190520180003/@comment-27305742-20190606202210

MexicanJesus69 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: MexicanJesus69 wrote: Justincone7772 wrote: 1mavstone wrote:

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1mavstone wrote: Deadpool: Hey guys, I'm back from my vacation! My body:i can no longer see what i just saw Deadpool: The writers have had enough of your shit asshole, it's time for you to get out.

Deadpool then gets Katanas and stab Justin's body. Deadpool: So, did I miss anything?

Ultron: Not much, except Master Chief is now gloomier since Felix arrived.

Deadpool: But we already fixed Cortana.

Ultron: That's what I said too. Deadpool: I'm sure Cortana would help calm John down and besides she has been his Ai since in the beginning of the Halo franchise. Ultron: "Just because you've been there from the beginning, doesn't mean you'll be there in the end..."

Deadpool: "Dark. Well, anyway, Chief should probably cheer up - E3 is soon!"

Misc. Bar Patrons: "Yay!" Master Chief: Alright, fine. I suppose I should tell you my origin.

Deadpool: But we already know who you are.

Master Chief: I meant the origin story of why I hated anime.

Deadpool: Oh.

Master Chief: It was during one of my missions where I went to Japan for the first time, there was an outbreak of monsters that was rummaging around Tokyo and they needed me and the Blue Team's help with it, that was when I met an someone on my side in Japan, Shinji Ikari. She was something, so we had a chat and eventually, he introduced me to the culture of Japan and anime and I was intrigued and we became the best of friends. Until, the one mission where Shinji, Blue Team and I had to face a bigger threat.

Deadpool: What was it?

Master Chief: People called it an Angel I think, and with them was an "Archangel". The fight was intense, I almost died, until Shinji made the ultimate sacrifice. You see, during the fight, there was a project the UNSC Navy was making that could open portals to other dimensions. Shinji told them to use it and he, his unit and the Archangel were taken to another dimension but before they went, he mentioned his last words, "Don't forget me, I'll be back someday." That moment broke my heart, I waited for years but he never came back, it was from this day forward I promised myself to hate anime for the mere thought of it would remind me of him. Deadpool: Well, we could try to find him-

Master Chief: I tried that. I looked through every universe with some help and I couldn't find him. Deadpool: Don't worry chief, I'm sure he'll be found someday.

Master Chief: Thanks Wilson. Ultron: Pitiful.

Deadpool: Come on, Ultron, why must you always have no heart-

As Ultron opens his eyes, it was revealed that he was holding in his tears for how sad Master Chief's backstory was, Ultron's tears was firing in a pressurized stream, propeling Deadpool back, leaving a hole in the wall of the winners' bar. Deadpool (leaving a thumbs up): I'm okay. Healing factor got me at the last minute. Ultrons tears, until after seconds, he begins to laught.

Deadpool : Son of a b*tch, you have never been sad.

Ultron : I have no heart, because im a machine, robots doesnt have a heart you dumb being.

Deadpool : Then what the hell Scarlet Witch ripped from you in Avengers 2?

Ultron : That Ultron was sh*t and i dont want to talk about it.

Deadpool : Hey! i like that movie! (Grabs Katanas) wanna fight m8?

Ultron : Not worth the effort.

Deadpool gets triggered.

Deadpool : I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the In-

Ultron : SHUT UP!. Darkseid appears behind Ultron

Darkseid: You need to learn your manners.

Darkseid punches Ultron so hard that his head pops off Ultron : (Head gets on his place again) That´s actually unfair, he has treathen me to attack me, even when i refused.

Deadpool : Shut up you cheap Brainiac. Darkseid: That is enough for now!

Deadpool and Ultron: Ok ok, we'll stop!

Darkseid: Good.