Deadpool

"DEADPOOOOOL, YEAH!"

- Deadpool during his analysis

Deadpool is a character from Marvel Comics that appeared in the 39th episode Deadpool VS Deathstroke.

History
Wade Wilson was''... give me that keyboard idiot, I'll explain it better than you could.''

''I was once a travelling mercenary hoping to become the next greatest superhero like the X-Men, until my idiot doctor told me I had cancer. This caused me to give up on life, not take my chemotherapy, and break up with my girlfriend (though Death is a 100x's hotter than what she was). However I was taken in to a research facility and was pumped with same medicine that gave my friend Wolverine his healing factor. It work, and I became indestructible, though some people say I know look like a walking tumor, but what the hell do they know?''

''But then they decide to make me their play toy, doing weird experiments on me. At the same time, I was trained in Deadpool, a fighting ring that only the strongest survive, and I was awesome at it. Eventually I escaped with my inmates, and took up the name Deadpool.''

Background

 * Real Name: Wade Winston Wilson
 * Height: 6'2"/1.88 m
 * Weight: 210 lbs/95 kg
 * Place of Birth: Canada
 * Aliases:
 * Thom Cruz
 * Regenerating Degenerate
 * Ninja Spider-Man
 * Lives with a blind elderly woman
 * An even more cliched cosplay than the Joker

Abilities

 * Superhuman Body
 * Exceptionally skilled with swords and all forms of guns
 * Mastery in assassination techniques and numberous martial arts
 * Superb healing factor
 * Magic satchel
 * Contains various items, regardless of continuity
 * Includes teleportation belt, machine guns, katanas, pistols and other things
 * Fourth wall awareness
 * RAGING SEX MACHINE

Strength & Feats

 * Navigated an obstacle course meant for Iron Man-like suits unscathed
 * Completely regenerated from a single hand
 * Sole person to outwith Taskmaster
 * Can dodge point-blank machine guns
 * Killed the Marvel universe
 * Casually battled Red Hulk
 * Once became a Herald of Galactus
 * NOT GARBAGE TIER IN MARVEL VS CAPCOM 3

Pre-Fight Analysis

 * "DEADPOOOOOLLL, YEAH!" - First interrupting Wiz and Boomstick


 * "OH I'm sorry! Please continue talking about how great I am!" - Deadpool apologizing for that\
 * "Bingo! Hey Boomstick, tell your ex-wife I said hellooo." *Grrowl* - Deadpool after Wiz explains his fourth wall breaking
 * Yeah I noticed that you left out a few things in the script so I made some changes! Y'know, JUST the important stuff. Like my penis." - After Wiz becomes confused as to why "Raging Sex Machine" was in the script
 * "Hoh yeah? Watch this!" *Pulls out Elephant* - When Wiz says that the existence of the Magic Satchel is preposterous
 * "Oh I hate you too!" - When Wiz says he hates Deadpool
 * "My trusty, rusty twin katanas, some grenades, my two favourite machine guns (Butter and I Can't Believe It's Not Butter), a teleportation belt, an Infinity Stone that alters continuity, OH-HO I can't choose, I love 'em all!" - Deadpool talking about his arsenal
 * "Aw that's sweet of you guys! ...Wanna see me naked? *flashes picture of Deadpool without any clothes on* - After Wiz and Boomstick explain Deadpool's feats
 * "Aanndd now you're scarred for life! Let's see my competition!" - Deadpool finishing up his analysis
 * "The guy who fought Goku in one of the most biased fanboy videos ever!" - After Wiz asks who Deathstroke's flash bang grenade with traces of Kryptonite might be for
 * "Okay BEN." - When Wiz tells Deadpool to shut-up

Death Battle

 * *Blows Raspberry* "What a rip! Seriously what makes this chump worth ten bucks more than me?! I mean c'mon, I'M ME! Wha-fle-WHAT?! Am I right?! Yeah I am I'm pretty sure." - Deadpool to Deathstroke when they're first looking at each other's Wanted poster
 * "Oh boy a show? Can I get popcorn first? I hope they have salt and pepper shakers. I love it to be tasty...!" - When Deathstroke says that Deadpool's going to see a show
 * "FIGHT!" - Deadpool saying "FIGHT!" for the announcer
 * "Bang! Bang! B-B-B-BANG!" - When Deadpool and Deathstroke are first shooting at each other
 * "BAMF!" -Whenever Deadpool teleports in the fight
 * "SHORYUKEN!" - When Deadpool uppercuts Deathstroke
 * "A Donatello fan, huh?" *Pulls out Twin Katanas* "I was always more of a Leonardo guy myself. Although I think more people would pin me as a Michelangelo... Eh, well that's them. They-" - Deadpool commenting on Deathstroke's Bo Staff
 * "I WILL NOT BE LABELLED." - Deadpool saddened after Deathstroke hit him while he talking about his staff
 * LET'S DO THIS!" - when fighting Deadpool in the field
 * "I gotta say, it's kind of an honor to get the snot beaten out of me by you of all people. Bruises aside of course." - When Deathstroke broke Deadpool's swords
 * "Hey buddy, don't let me slow you down!" - Deadpool talking to the driver of the truck Deathstroke hit him onto
 * "Where is that son of a gun, I'm gonna show him one for I swear- OOOH SHIT!" - Deadpool teleporting on top of the truck before being shot by Deathstroke
 * "Look at me! LOOK AT ME! Do not slow down!" - When Deadpool to the truck driver when he gets knocked onto the window again
 * "I. HATE. YOUR... DUMB FACE!" - Deadpool teleporting onto different cars before going behind Deathstroke\
 * "Oh, is it sword fight time?! Good thing I carry spares!" - Deadpool pulling out another set of twin katanas after Deathstroke pulls out his own sword
 * "Oh you're kidding me! I'M PREDICATBLE?!" - Deadpool angered by Deathstroke's comment about him being predictable
 * "I'M JUST GETTING WARMED UP!" - Deadpool pulling out his boombox and beginning to dance
 * "Splick splick, Dynamite! He's coming for me, watch the fight!" - Deadpool dancing and dodging around Deathstroke
 * Pop pop, watching Deathstroke-! God dammit-! - Deadpool after stabbing Deathstroke before being hit by a truck
 * "Well, that escalated quickly. Yeah you might want to lay low for a couple of days. You are, pretty much responsible for a mass murder." - Deadpool after the giant explosion on the bridge
 * "Hahaha! Look it's a Deathstroke kebab!" - When the impaled Deathstroke begins to stand up
 * "Whoops! K hang on, give me a sec." - When Deadpool realizes he reattached his limbs wrong
 * "Whoa hold on! You heal fast too? I've got something special for that!" *Pulls out carbonadium sword* Carbonadium sword! Murdering all your pesky Wolverines and Saberteeth since 2012! Good year for cinema!" - When Deadpool realizes that Deathstroke has a healing factor as well
 * "All the children in the audience, cover your eyes!" - Deadpool before shooting Deathstroke in his remaining eye
 * "*Imitating Deathstroke* And the moral of the story is... *back to himself* Deadpool wins!" After decapitating Deathstroke and holding up his head to the camera
 * *Dancing to the macarena* "This is totally racist, Heyyy, chimichanga!"

Post-Battle

 * "Oh YouTube comments. Oh, I see you rolling. Oh, I you're hating. Oh, it wounds me so... it doesn't at all. Explain how I beat this asshole." Deadpool immediately after his battle.
 * "Spider-Man! I mean Deadpool! Shit!" After Wizard says, "The winner is..."

One Minute Melee
Deadpool appeared in episode 9 of One Minute Melee once again pitted against Deathstroke. This time it ends with Deathstroke blowing him up and taking a case he was sent after.

Trivia

 * Deadpool is the fifth Marvel character on death battle, first four being Rogue, Thor, Spiderman, and Captain America
 * He is also the fourth Marvel character to face a DC opponent.
 * Deadpool is thus far the only combatant on Death Battle to interact and converse with Wiz and Boomstick.
 * Deadpool has referenced previous combatants on his episode such as Donatello, Michelangelo, and Leonardo during his fight when he and Deathstroke took out their weapons, as well as Superman when they were talking about Deathstroke. And also Ryu when he shouted shoryuken to Deathstroke.