Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-27305742-20190228035234/@comment-28170158-20190320181209

1pizza877 wrote: Widowmaker bursts through the door in anger and curses in French.

Widowmaker (Speaking French): God fucking dammit! Scout: "What's wrong, darlin'? Have a headache or somethin'?"

Widowmaker: "[English] Shut it, boy scout! [French] Damn bastard..."

Scout:  "Hehe, justice has been served..."

As Widowmaker sits down at the bar and continues to complain angrily, a confused Carol Danvers walks over to Captain America.

Captain Marvel: "Hey, uh, Steve? Ever since I got into the bar today, people have been telling me they were 'sorry for my loss' and stuff, what's going on?"

Captain America:  "Oh, I suppose you haven't seen the next battle..."

Captain America holds out his phone to show the next fight to Carol.

Captain Marvel: "Next battle? Who could possibly be-"

A blood-curdling scream can be heard for miles, as an enraged Captain Marvel sits next to Widowmaker

Captain Marvel:  "Bartender, give me your strongest stuff! I'm gonna need it..."

Tifa: "With pleasure..."