Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-27305742-20191031122237/@comment-34073020-20191129175945

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Godzillavkk wrote: Suddenly, a table enough for everyone appears with a HUGE Thanksgiving feast on it.

Hunk: Thanksgiving dinner is served! Thanks Fate, for teleporting the food and the table.

Everyone rushes to the table. Deadpool (to Hunk): I must say, your food is the best! Aquaman: My dear friends, before we dig in, there's something I want to say. Thanksgiving is the special time of year when we celebrate all that we are truly grateful for. I would like all of us to share with us what we are all thankful for. I'll go first. (ahem) I am thankful for my subjects, friends and family for supporting my rightful rule of Atlantis. Zechs: I'm thankful for Epyon, and my "troops". Batman: I'm thankful for Alfred. Hunk: Thank's Deadpool. Deadpool: You're welcome. I on the other hand am thankful that I get to meet new people with amazing thing in store, why, if I wasn't in Death Battle, I wouldn't have met all the adventures I had like when we took on the witches, and when we defeated the Cult of X.

Tracer: Here, here! King Dedede: I'm thankful for all the delicious food that is served on the table, giving Wario the boot, owning that Metal Hedgehog for framing me, and getting to be here with all the champions in this bar, except for that pink hedgehog whom I bet keeps jacking off to Sonic. Amy: Great now you decided to insult me!

King Dedede: You keep taunting by called me fattas all the time to the point I would clobber you right here and right now just like I did in that DBX.

Amy then throws a piece of turky at him whom he just inhaled.

King Dedede: You now dare throw this great delicious food at great King Dedede!

Deadpool: Amy look calm down, I know your mad at your loss in your DBX but your about to make a scene.

Amy: Not when this fattass decided to insult and in fact your so fat that you wouldn't even have the chance to defeat me without those weapons and in fact if I were to kick your butt, I would tell everyone that you couldn't even beat Kirby because you know why, your just a big fat bird who is so lazy that it would be a lot funny if you just lost to Wario because you know why, I so thankful that one day I wish you were never here because your nothing but a big fattass penguin king whom is so lazy that he couldn't even fight at all.

King Dedede whom is now insulted started to flip the table including the food that was served. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUCUsNx1HTs Also inspired by this. ] Aang: Oh dear.

The Mask (to Deadpool): Does stuff like this happen?

Deadpool (to The Mask): Pretty much.

The Mask: Well, it's one thing when chaos happens on any day, but when it comes to Thanksgiving or Christmas, I say we shall stop this before it gets worse!

The Mask turns into a green tornado and grabs King Dedede and Amy and tied them up with rope and covered their mouths with tape.

Aang (to The Mask): Uh, thanks.

The Mask: No problem!

Deadpool: Now the only question is what to do with them.

Tracer: Well, we have to do something or else this goes on to a point where the bar is involved.

Ultron: Simple, since Amy started it when King Dedede came, I say we use shock therapy every time she calls Dedede a fatass. Goliath: Now now, this is no time for more violence.

Tatsumaki: Save that for non-holidays.

Optimus Prime: I agree. You won't just harm Amy, you'll harm yourselves.

Doctor Fate: Shall I erase everyone's memory of the argument? Deadpool: That is unlikely since when there is mention of her DBX, then Amy will revert back to her old self, like with the angry mob about DC's win streak. The Mask: But I do have an idea, how about we use the continuity stone and prevent King Dedede from making an insult and after that have a great thanksgiving. Deadpool: Could do but Dr. Fate could also time travel.

Dr. Fate: That sounds like a good idea.

'''So Dr. Fate time traveled and prevented King Dedede from making an insult and after that, the Winners have a great Thanksgiving.  Thor:''' Let us all feast in our Thanksgiving celebration and for many days to come.

'''The Winners celebrated over Thor's message and started eating the food that was served and from there they have a great Thanksgiving.  After the Thanksgiving feast, Tatsumaki starts to wonder something'''Tatsumaki: You know, I always wonder, if Deadpool has the continuity gem, doesn't that make him an overpowered?

Deadpool: You know, I always wondered about that.

Darkseid (to Tatsumaki): No. The gem does not make him an overpowered as he doesn't have the feats or weapons capable of earning that title. He is more akin to a psuedo than a real one.

Deadpool (to Darkseid): You mean like a psuedoverpowered?

Darkseid: A psuedoverpowered. I like that. It rolls off the tongue. Doctor Fate: Shall I lock it away in the Tower of Fate? It exists outside time and space. Deadpool (to Dr. Fate): No need. I handed it to one of the writers. Figured it might come in handy when a writer becomes rogue and decides to make chaos in the bar. Dr. Fate: All right, very well then. The Mask (Picking his teeth with something): "Yeah, not like the rock'd do anything good here."

Deadpool: "Greenface is right, it'd do more harm than good-wait a minute...!"

'''Deadpool took a quick look at what The Mask was picking his teeth with - it was the Continuity Stone! Well, it seemed like it, anyway.'''

Deadpool: "Wh-how'dyou-?!"

The Mask: "Did you even see our battle? I can pull anything out of thin air - hammerspace, baby! Anyway, I don't need this thing..."

'''The Mask nonchalantly tosses the Continity Stone aside. For the sake of convenience, it was a decoy anyway.''' Darkseid: if you two can't play nice with it, it'll have to be willed out of existance.

The Mask: Do YOU play nice, cubby? Deadpool: Nothing needs to be willed out of existence.

The Mask: Plus we're just having fun and besides Wilson already gave it to the writers for reasons that were explained.

Darkseid: Very well then. The Mask: Anyways, i started blasting.

The Mask pulls out two pistols made of the continuity gem.

Deadpool: Stanley no!

The pistols shoots water at Deadpool, but nothing more happens, The Mask laughs, but Darkseid doesn´t.