Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-27305742-20190914155421/@comment-32003826-20190925222113

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1pizza877 wrote: Pikachu: So is everyone ready for the new Death Battle? Everyone: Sure am! Everyone prepares to meet the new patron as Strange gives the writers a “You’d better not try anything” look As the combatants ready themselves, they see a black silhouette out of the window.Pikachu: Oh lord, he's coming!

Ichigo: Oh geez... The black silouhette who is revealed to be Sasuke walks as everyone is silent as he sits next to Gaara.Gaara: Lost your match?

Sasuke: Yup.

Gaara: Feel like it'll be contraversal?

Sasuke: Yup.

Gaara: Understandable. Deathstroke: Oh man, everyone is so mad at this.

Pikachu: Next fight is Dracula vs Ganondorf.

Bowser grabs Pikachu.

Bowser: Dracula vs who!? Pikachu in a scared voice: Ganondorf. Bowser: Frick.

Bowser throws Pikachu like a ragdoll to the bar counter.

Bowser: He better lose that fight, i want to see him humilliated.

Deathstroke: He could just go to the other bar. Pikachu: Yeah he is a winner by the way.

Suddenly someone throws a glass at Pikachu.

Pikachu: Ow, who the fuck did that?

'''Pikachu sees through the windows and in the bar but found no clue. '''

Pikachu: ​​​​​​​Damn, he might have gotten away of.. (Notices Dracula outside of the Window leaving) Right.

Sasuke to Thanos: So it's been while since I last saw you. Mario: Oh shit spaghettio.

Thanos: Hello edgy man.

Shovel Knight: I hope this doesnt get too heated.

Deathstroke: It better get heated, im getting bored here. Sasuke: So have you kept your lesson about not sending people at the bathhouse?

Thanos (lying): I have and in fact, right now I'm teleporting people to other places like the Fortnite map. Pikachu: He's lying.

Thanos (to Pikachu, quietly): Quiet!

Sasuke: Is that so?

Thanos (lying): Nonononono, no! I am not lying.

Pikachu: He totally is, you can see and smell his sweat from here.

Thanos (to Pikachu, quietly): Shut up! Sasuke: I'm sorry Thanos but looks that I'm not con-

'''Thanos then teleports Sasuke to an unknown location and then he slaps Pikachu in the face. '''

Thanos: Next time you try turning me in, I'll teleport you to the Dark Zone! Doctor Fate: That was stupid.

Doctor Fate teleports Sasuke back.

Doctor Fate: Do your thing Hayabusa. Pikachu to MexicanJesus69: I think you meant Strange because Fate won. Actually yes. Pikachu: Alright back to where we left off.

Sasuke answering after Strange: With pleasure. (As he gets his phone and calls the anime boyfriends) Thanos (stressing out): Now, now, let's talk it out.

Sasuke: Too late.

Thanos gulps in stress as the Anime boyfriends and Sasuke charge at Thanos, knocking him out

Sasuke: He'll learn his lesson. (to Lobo) And you! You get a pass, but if you come to the bathhouse to have an orgy with the girls, you'll regret it.

Lobo (to Sasuke): long sigh ​​​​​​​Fine.

Sasuke (to Lobo): Thank you for your cooperation.