Batman VS Spider-Man

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Batman
Wiz: The dark knight is a master of the shadows, using intimidation as a weapon, he patrols the streets of Gotham.

Boomstick: You know you're doin' something right when people are terrorfied at JUST your shadow.

Wiz: After his parents were murdered by the common thug, Bruce Wayne dedicated his life to fighting criminal underworld. He achieved 12 master degrees, studied 127 martial arts, and prefected escape artistry. Given enough time, he can escaped any conceivable trap.

Boomstick: Batman pushed himself to the limits of the human body: He can bench press 1,000 pounds and has great aim and reflexes.

Wiz: The Batuit was designed to be the ultimate flexible, combat armour.

Boomstick: While the pointy ears are a bit much for me, the armour can stop knives and gunfire.

Wiz: His memory cloth cape can be used as a glider and the entire suit is lined with a 200,000 volt electro network.

Boomstick: I guess when you're a billionare, you can afford to turn yourself in a freakin' human taser.

Wiz: The gadgets from Wayne's neverending funds don't stop there! His utility belt carries DOZENS of different tools that can get him out of practically get him out of any situation.

Boomstick: That belt has pretty much EVERYTHING. Grappling hooks, explosives, beer. Maybe not that last one, but mine would.

Wiz: Notable gadgets include a gasmask, tear gas, smoke pellets, a kryponite ring, remote detonated plastic explosives, and his trademark grapple gun. He also carries a large supply of collapsible shurikens:

Boomstick: The batarangs! And if throwing razor sharp objects at people isn't enough, he's got several types! Like, the electric shock, knock out dart, and grenade.

Wiz: Despite having the build of an olympic athlete, the caped crusader's greatest feat are attributed to his detective skills. He can anticipate attacks through muscle movement and can memorize the smallest detail, even the shape Achiki's punch. And while Batman is only human, his achievement stand among gods.

Boomstick: He's a founding member of the team of superheroes known as the Justice League. And he's even fought Superman!

Wiz: But while Wayne has no exploitable weaknesses, he is not perfect. His mental stability has often been called into question.

Boomstick: Well, let's see. His parents were killed infront of him as a child, he uses his money to beat the shit out of people dressed as a giant bat, and keeps employing 12 year old sidekicks. Yeah, he's clearly not all there.

Wiz: But he IS a surviour. He endured being broken in half, fighting the other members of the Justice Leauge, complete disintegration, and being stranded in the past as a living timebomb of galactic destruction.

Boomstick: Wait, WHAT?!

Wiz: Yet he somehow pulls through everytime.

Boomstick:Why? Cause' he's the goddamned BATMAN.