Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-27305742-20190808212345/@comment-4708902-20190904200734

MexicanJesus69 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: TauImperium wrote: MexicanJesus69 wrote: Gundam312 wrote: MexicanJesus69 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: 1mavstone wrote: MexicanJesus69 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: WBH-LM27 wrote: MexicanJesus69 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: WBH-LM27 wrote: The Winners Bar was having a day like any other, until the ground began to shake, and gigantic footsteps could be heard drawing closer.

Deadpool: "Ah, great, another big bad?!" Optimus: "No, it's... something else..."

The footsteps stop, as a gigantic metal foot can be seen landing the bar's garage.

Deadpool: "Wait, we had one of those?" Keith: "Yeah, it's where we hold our Lions."

'''Another foot lands, before it becomes clear as to what it was - Kiryu, AKA Mechagodzilla. Letting out its iconic roar, the robo-kaiju's pilot - Akane Yashiro - jumped out of the cockpit and landed on the ground.'''

Deadpool (Clapping): "Woo, superhero landing!" Keith walks over to Akane and holds out a hand to shake. "Welcome, Akane. This is the Death Battle Winners'/Losers' Bar." Akane: "どうもありがとうございました. ここに来られてとても嬉しいです. (Dōmo arigatōgozaimashita. Koko ni ko rarete totemo ureshīdesu.)"

Master Chief: "Oh, great, more moonspeak." Ultron "Hold on, I can help."

Ultron then tosses a 'Universal Translator' device to Akane, who catches it. "Now, speak."

Akane: "Thank you very much, I am glad to be here." Zero: Wait, how are you here? You died on a plane crash.

Deadpool: The commentary said she survived the plane crash.

Zero: Ok, but how?! You're a human. Godzilla appears out of nowhere and dropckicks Mechagodzilla, who falls to the ground, everyone was out of danger, except Deadpool who got totally crushed.

Iron Man: Godzilla what the-

Godzilla: It´s my way of welcoming, i tould you all. Akane: "N-nani?!"

Deadpool (Crushed): "W-wow, even a universal translator can't help it... heh-*cough*..." Doctor Fate: Relax, I got this.

Doctor Fate turns back time and saved Deadpool Deadpool slaps Doctor Fate.

Doctor Fate: You ungrateful.

Deadpool: B*tch, i can regenerate, you just keep wasting your god powers, smh.

Doctor Fate: Fine, next time i´ll let you regenerate from a black hole. Deadpool: Alright. No need to be sassy.

Dr. Fate: Thank you. Master Chief: So what's the next match?

MegaMan.EXE: Some person named "Hiei" and another person named "Sasuke-"

MegaMan.EXE was interrupted by Naruto who shoved him to see the computer.

Naruto: Excuse me, WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT?! Master Chief: Oh great, full anime battle, f*ck this shit im out.

Deadpool: Dayum. dante: oh shut the fucking up master chief no one give a shit for your moaning and whining. Master Chief: Jeez, someone´s annoyed by my opinion.

Deadpool: The lack of caps just makes it look more aggressive, lmao. Iron Man: “Umm sorry to interrupt your episode but we have a situation outside...”

(cuts to Akane and Godzilla causing a calamity trying to kill each other...again...) Keith: We got this.

​​​​​​​So the Voltron Lion Force formed Voltron and stopped them from fighting. Deadpool: Yay, quick solutions.

Godzilla: Fine, i´ll stop... (slaps Mechagodzilla in the head).

Mechagodzilla: REEEE-

Ultron shuts down Mechagodzilla

Ultron: This thing needs to be controlled. Godzilla: Well it's got a piece of my soul in it. And in cosmic horror stories, monsters cannot be controlled.

Akane: I agree.