Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-27305742-20190408020025/@comment-34073020-20190513192145

WBH-LM27 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: 1pizza877 wrote: MexicanJesus69 wrote:

WBH-LM27 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: Deadpool minds his own business until he heard Master Chief scream on the second floor

Deadpool (to Master Chief): What is it this time? Carolina beat you again?

Master Chief: Worst. It glitched out again!

Deadpool: The game or the TV?

Master Chief: The TV!

Master Chief takes Deadpool upstairs to see the glitched out TV only to discover a certain AI is back after being hit by Ultron and MegaMan.EXE

Monika: I'm back!

Deadpool: Aw, sh*t. Deadpool, yelling downstairs: "Quick, someone get the robots!"

Suddenly, giant metal doors shut the stairs off, as the building begins to shake.

Monika: "Oh, that's not gonna happen this time. I'm afraid they're a little... tied up at the moment!"

The camera cuts to a random closet, in which Mega-Man.EXE and Ultron are both tied up and gagged, though the latter only seems to affect .EXE

Deadpool: "You know that's not gonna do anything, right?"

Monika: "Nuh-uh!"

Master Chief: "Uhh, Wilson, you might wanna see this!"

Deadpool and Master Chief look outside the windows, to see that the top half of the bar had begun flying away.

Deadpool: "WHEN THE F**K WAS THIS ADDED!?!"

Master Chief: "Ages ago. We didn't tell you because we knew you'd take it as soon as you knew."

Deadpool: "Nuh-uh!"

Master Chief: "Wait... we're flying away... that means-"

Monika giggles: "That's right! You're both. Stuck here. With me... wait, what?"

Both Monika and Deadpool turn to see a broken window, as Master Chief had jumped out.

Master Chief: "F**K YOU!!!"

Monika: "Huh... oh well, he was always a third-wheel anyway!"

Suddenly, the windows shutter down with metal plates, to stop Deadpool from doing the same. ​​​​​​ Monika : Now you´re with me here, alone.

Deadpool : Screw you, Female Cybernetic Yume Nikki ripoff!

Suddenly, the tv splits in two, one side has Monika, and the other one... Has someone who Deadpool recognizes.

Deadpool : Sigma!!! Oh thanks god.

Sigma : Well, well, what do we have here? An artifical intelligence? a virus? what are you m´lady?

Monika : Who are you!?

Sigma : Shut up! i do the questions here. Monika: I am Monika and I have a huge crush on Deadpool whom I want to fuck him so much and I won't let any Virus Busting A.I. take me away from him!

Deadpool: Wow, your like Amy when she tried to rape Sonic back in Season 1. Monika: What?

Deadpool: What?

Sigma (to Monika): You might have a point, except i'm no virus-killing A.I., I am the virus! Monika: "And what excatly do you think you can do?? I've survived against ULTRON's attacks, and Mega-Man.EXE! Both of them are FAR stronger than some Buzz Lightyear look-alike!"

Deadpool: "She has a point, y'know."

Sigma: "About what? The power discrepency or the Lightyear comparison?"

Deadpool: "Yes." Sigma : Whatever, you may have fought people stronger than me, in my base, and i said base, because there´s sometime im about to use that i couldnt in my battle... Archie Power-Up, on!.

Sigma gets the power of his Archie Comics version, becoming far more powerful than before. She traps Monika in the cyberspace and neutralies her, making her unable to do anything but talk.

Sigma : Now you´re in my web, defenseless, harmless, you cant do nothing!, you´re at my mercy. Ultron and .EXE may have failed in destroying you, but im not going to fail, and if i do, im going to trap you in the Hyperweb, forever!.