Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-27305742-20191209015614/@comment-28170158-20191224155411

1pizza877 wrote: Deadpool: Well everyone, it's Christmas Eve and you know what this means, it means that today is the Christmas Party! '''Everybody cheers in glee! Well, almost everyone.'''

Darkseid: "I'll be heading to 4th World, if anyone needs me."

Might Guy: "Oh come on, man! Why not join with the festive cheer?"

Darkseid: "I'm trying to catch Claus in the act again. This year, I'll be sure to get that jolly idiot... and then Christmas will be over, forever!"

Scrooge: "Well, ain't that rude of ye?"

Deadpool: "Wait, Darkseid! You're forgetting something!"

Darkseid: "Which is?"

The Mask (Pulling out a Scroll): "The Santa Clause! If you end up killing Santa, you instantly are legally obligated to carry out Santa's duties until you are unfit to do so..."

Darkseid (sighing): "Fine! I'll just have to avoid murdering the bastard then..."

The Mask: "No torture either."

Darkseid: ​​​​​​​"Dammit!"