Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-27305742-20190408020025/@comment-28170158-20190513203013

1mavstone wrote: MexicanJesus69 wrote: WBH-LM27 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: WBH-LM27 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: 1pizza877 wrote: MexicanJesus69 wrote:

WBH-LM27 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: Deadpool minds his own business until he heard Master Chief scream on the second floor

Deadpool (to Master Chief): What is it this time? Carolina beat you again?

Master Chief: Worst. It glitched out again!

Deadpool: The game or the TV?

Master Chief: The TV!

Master Chief takes Deadpool upstairs to see the glitched out TV only to discover a certain AI is back after being hit by Ultron and MegaMan.EXE

Monika: I'm back!

Deadpool: Aw, sh*t. Deadpool, yelling downstairs: "Quick, someone get the robots!"

Suddenly, giant metal doors shut the stairs off, as the building begins to shake.

Monika: "Oh, that's not gonna happen this time. I'm afraid they're a little... tied up at the moment!"

The camera cuts to a random closet, in which Mega-Man.EXE and Ultron are both tied up and gagged, though the latter only seems to affect .EXE

Deadpool: "You know that's not gonna do anything, right?"

Monika: "Nuh-uh!"

Master Chief: "Uhh, Wilson, you might wanna see this!"

Deadpool and Master Chief look outside the windows, to see that the top half of the bar had begun flying away.

Deadpool: "WHEN THE F**K WAS THIS ADDED!?!"

Master Chief: "Ages ago. We didn't tell you because we knew you'd take it as soon as you knew."

Deadpool: "Nuh-uh!"

Master Chief: "Wait... we're flying away... that means-"

Monika giggles: "That's right! You're both. Stuck here. With me... wait, what?"

Both Monika and Deadpool turn to see a broken window, as Master Chief had jumped out.

Master Chief: "F**K YOU!!!"

Monika: "Huh... oh well, he was always a third-wheel anyway!"

Suddenly, the windows shutter down with metal plates, to stop Deadpool from doing the same. ​​​​​​ Monika : Now you´re with me here, alone.

Deadpool : Screw you, Female Cybernetic Yume Nikki ripoff!

Suddenly, the tv splits in two, one side has Monika, and the other one... Has someone who Deadpool recognizes.

Deadpool : Sigma!!! Oh thanks god.

Sigma : Well, well, what do we have here? An artifical intelligence? a virus? what are you m´lady?

Monika : Who are you!?

Sigma : Shut up! i do the questions here. Monika: I am Monika and I have a huge crush on Deadpool whom I want to fuck him so much and I won't let any Virus Busting A.I. take me away from him!

Deadpool: Wow, your like Amy when she tried to rape Sonic back in Season 1. Monika: What?

Deadpool: What?

Sigma (to Monika): You might have a point, except i'm no virus-killing A.I., I am the virus! Monika: "And what excatly do you think you can do?? I've survived against ULTRON's attacks, and Mega-Man.EXE! Both of them are FAR stronger than some Buzz Lightyear look-alike!"

Deadpool: "She has a point, y'know."

Sigma: "About what? The power discrepency or the Lightyear comparison?"

Deadpool: "Yes." Suddenly, Ultron and MegaMan.EXE fall on a roof and land in a cool wayMegaMan.EXE: Not against all three!

Monika: But how, I just trapped you!

???: Ahem, I believe I am the reason.

It is revealed to be Pikachu's voice in Deadpool's drone

Pikachu: It turns out finding them isn't as hard as people thought when Ultron was sending off a tracking signal. Monika: "What!? No!! Wade, help me!!!"

Deadpool: "Sorry, Monika, but in the end, you were nothing more than..."

Deadpool throws on some shades.

Deadpool: "...a Visual Novelty."

'''The obvious music plays as Mega-Man.EXE, Ultron and Sigma work together to destroy Monika, once and for all... or at least until the writers bring her back.''' Deadpool : (whispering) Bring her back and i´ll fucking jump out of your goddamn screens. But then suddenly, the second floor feels a little floaty.

Deadpool: Please tell me it has a zero gravity mode.

Ultron: Nope.

Deadpool discovers that the second floor is falling in the sky Deadpool: "OH COME ON!!!"

Mega-Man.EXE: "Y'know, we really should've seen this coming."

Ultron: "Oh, I did. Just wanted to see how much fun we could have."

Mega-Man.EXE: "I- you- ah forget it, just help me get this back to the bar..."

And so, with the combined might of Mega-Man.EXE, Ultron and Sigma, the top part of the bar returns to its rightful place.

Deadpool: "Phew, that was an ordeal. Well, at least we'll never have to deal with Monika ever agai-" The screens glitch again, before...

"Monika?": "I'm baaaaack!~"

Deadpool, pulling out a gun and pointing it towards the 4th wall, before pointing it towards his own head: "NoooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!"

'''"Monika?" then dissolves, revealling Sigma.'''

Sigma, laughing: "AHHAHAHAHA!!! Oh my god, that was PRICELESS!!!"

Deadpool: "ᴵ ʷᶦˡˡ ᵉⁿᵈ ʸᵒᵘ."