Board Thread:VS Debates/@comment-26488478-20170830021234/@comment-26934487-20170830042823

Ryu and Ken die first because they are in Street Fighter 5 and Street Fighter 5 is a disgrace.

Luigi was found dead on his floor on July 14, believed cause of death is OD of mushrooms, Mario's whereabouts are unkown, stunt doubles replace them for their upcoming games.

Scorpion and Sub-Zero have been kidnapped by a group that is only known as "WB" FBI believes they are being whored out in China.

the winner is.........fuck if I know.