Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-27305742-20190914155421/@comment-4708902-20191206233225

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AwesomeEthan48 wrote: Mega Man: Well, with that out of the way, who wants to help me with Christmas decorations?

Volnutt: ME!

Mega Man: Yeah, right. You threw that Master Ball at Pikachu instead of that Manaphy!

Volnutt: I wanted to be the one to deal with the situation!

Red: It was my Master Ball, I was going to do it!

Twilight: Ok, let's stop this before it gets out of hand.

Volnutt: Fine...(stares angrily at Red)

Mega Man: Thanks, Twilight.

Twilight: No problem! Now, where's the box of Christmas decorations? Pikachu: It's in the closet. Twilight: Thanks!

Twilight then uses her magic to get out the box of Christmas decorations and the tree.

Mega Man: Wait, how did that tree even fit in there?

Twilight: TARDIS logic.

Mega Man: TARDIS what now?

Twilight: Basically, that closet is bigger on the inside.

Mega Man: Oh...that doesn't seem mathematically possible. Anyway, let's open this box of...

Mega Man opens the box, only to see it empty besides a few candy canes and an envelope.

Mega Man: Where are the Christmas decorations?! Thanos uses the Time Stone to see what happened to the decorations

They were stolen by Quicksilver and Bayonetta

Deathstroke: Alright, DIet Flash, and Monkey Witch, why'd you take them?

Quicksilver: Because Christmas is one giant commercial.

Bayonetta: And because my enemies sing on Christmas day. Ben 10: I think the real question here is what's in this envelope.

Ben then opens the envelope, which happens to contain a piece of paper with some words on it. Ben: It's from someone called "Fortitudo". He demands that the decorations be returned, or else we will face the "Wrath of Heaven".

Bayonetta just smiles

Bayonetta: Bring it on.

Ben: There's more... it says if "the left eye" does not cooperate, or tries to intervene, they'll kill all the firstborns. It ends with 'May Jubelious the Creator grace all in the loser's bar. And we don't mean that in a curse, we mean it in a wish of goodwill, we have standards you know.'

Pit: I've heard of those angels before. Their not fond of humanity, and are more monster than angel, but they adore Christmas, and it's best to solve this without violence. So where did you two put the decorations? Pikachu: But why do they want our decorations? Pit: Uh, i think my question is a bit more important, Pikachu.

Pikachu: Well, do you want to know where they took them or why they took them?

Pit: Um, I guess both?

Mega Man: Eh, while you four talk about that, Twilight and I are going to get some new decorations.

Twilight: Wait, I didn't agree to this!

Mega Man: Well, now you are!

Mega Man then grabs Twilight by the horn and drags her along with him outside the bar.

Mega Man: Expect us to be back in an hour or two!

Twilight (to Mega Man): Can you let go of my horn now?

Mega Man (to Twilight): Oops, sorry! Thanos to Bayonetta and Quicksilver: Next time you try to take steal something from the bar without any of us knowing, I will send you to either the Fortnite Map or place worser than this.

Bayonetta and Quicksilver: My apologies.

'''Some time later, both Mega Man and Twilight return with new decorations. ''' Mega Man (to Twilight): Man, can you believe they had a 50% Off sale?

Twilight (to Mega Man): Yeah, it said so everywhere in the store.

Pit: Well, what took you so long? It's been three hours!

Twilight: Well, we maybe went a bit overboard...

Twilight then uses her magic to bring in 50 bags of Christmas decorations into the Loser's Bar.

Pikachu: How did you manage to afford that many decorations?

Mega Man: We found some coupons on the floor. And in some shelves. And some "But 2, Get 1 Free" stuff. Pikachu: Okay, then...how much did you ultimately pay for all that?

Twilight: Well, that doesn't matter.

Mega Man: Well, actually-

Twilight (interrupting): What matters is that we have some Christmas decorations now, so let's set them all up!

Everyone in the bar: YEAH!

So everyone went to work setting up Christmas decorations in and around the Loser's Bar. A bright light appears, and an envelope descends

Darth Vader takes it

Vader: It's from Fortitudo. He's sastified with the new decorations, and Heaven's wrath is subsiding. I can now see why my grandson fears the Light Side.

Bayonetta: Light is overrated.

Pikachu: Well, light and darkness are different in each of our universes.