Talk:Johnny Cage VS Captain Falcon/@comment-28562422-20190629174948/@comment-30870165-20190629213824

Mario sneezes Johnny into red paste

Donkey Kong peels him like a banana

Link slices him up like pizza

Samus coughs and Johnny commits die

Yoshi licks Johnny and he implodes

Kirby says Poyo and Johnny crumples up like paper

He beats Fox at least

Pikachu turns him into a battery

Luigi slaps Johnny into the sun

Ness blinks

Dunno about Jigglypuff he likely whoops her but idk