Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-30076428-20200108170107/@comment-43778549-20200108204836

TheMasterKat wrote: AwesomeEthan48 wrote: TheMasterKat wrote:

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TheMasterKat wrote:

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AwesomeEthan48 wrote: Ethan: Shut up!

Ethan then runs over to Kat to land a punch from Reality Breaker on her, but is quickly stopped by Kirby throwing Silver Samurai's sword into his chest.

Ethan: Agh!

Kirby: Wow, I didn't think that would hit.

Ethan: Lucky shot...

Ethan then pulls the sword out of his chest.

Ethan: But now you've given me this! Kat: Great, now he has an extra weapon to kill us. Thanks a lot, Kirby.

Kirby: Oh, so that's the thanks I get for saving your hide?

Kat: I know, but besides, that could have killed him, and we don't want that. Guess we'll have to literally knock sense into him.

(She charges at Ethan and begins a sword fight with him.) Ethan: You're good. But not good enough!

Ethan then kicks Kat into the stone wall before running up to her with Hirada's sword.

Ethan: You're dead! (Kat shoots up an ice barrier between her and the sword. While it shatters, the ice still manages to make Ethan miss. She then runs away from the wall.)

Kat: Uh, guys? I could use a little help here. Zelda: Right, sorry!

Zelda then equips Mega Mania and uses Centaur Flash before immediately using Flash Stopper, blinding everyone by the light.

Ethan: Agh! My eyes!

Luigi: Mamma mia! I can't-a see a thing!

Zelda: Whoops... Jordan's form has changed into a blue version of himself with wave-like markings all over his body. He lunges forwards with a jet of water, colliding with Ethan's sword.

Jordan: The gods of the ocean have empowered me! You stand no chance! Ethan: Oh yeah?

Ethan then manifests Devil Ethan next to him, who then flies up to Jordan and stabs him with his trident and flings him onto the ground.

Devil Ethan: Wait...Ethan, are you okay?

Ethan: Yeah, I'm fine. Now go! Attack them! Jordan: Is that the best you can do?!

Jordan launches a jet of water at Devil Ethan, which blows him backwards into Ethan.

Jordan: Let's see if you can handle this! Wave Slash!

Jordan launches a cutting wave of water towards Ethan, slicing several trees and launching both Ethans into a wall. Ethan: Is that all you can do?!

Ethan then summons Dark Ethan, who then approaches Jordan, holds him up by the face, and starts draining the life energy from him.

Hercule Satan: Oh no you don't!

Mr. Satan then throws Wings of Iron at Jordan, but he misses and Ethan catches it instead. Jordan struggles, but eventually unleashes a powerful attack.

Jordan: Ocean Burst!

Jordan unleashes several spikes of water from his body, impaling Dark Ethan in several places. Jordan rapidly spins, creating a large whirlwind of water.

Jordan: Whirlpool Attack!

Jordan launches the water whirlwind towards Ethan. Ethan then whips out Elements of Alchemy, clenches it in his hand, and gains the powers of Aang and Edward Elric. Ethan: Pathetic.

Ethan then uses waterbending to bring the water whirlwind to him before spraying it back to Jordan in the form of a high-pressure water blast. Jordan stands there as he absorbs the water through his skin, almost nullifying the water blast.

Jordan: Fighting me with water? Ironic... and a waste of time!

Jordan then charges forward with his sword, clashing blades with Ethan several times.

Jordan: Water Ripple!

Jordan then gathers water in his hand and strikes, hitting Ethan with enough force to cause a crater in the wall. Ethan: Nice reference...and idea.

Ethan then finds Winter Sonata and uses Myrtenaster to launch an ice attack at Jordan before Devil Ethan and Dark Ethan punch hom into the wall. Jordan gets up, bleeding heavily, but pulls out two surprise moves.

Jordan: Ocean's Healing.

Jordan uses Ocean's Healing to heal his wounds, putting him back at peak conditions.

Jordan: Water Clone!

Jordan then uses Water Clone, summoning several watery clones of himself. Jordan and his clones all charge at Ethan at once, slashing him from several angles and taking out Devil Ethan and Dark Ethan.

Jordan: Had enough yet? Ethan: As...if!

Ethan then calls back Devil Ethan and Dark Ethan before pulling lut Bizarre Stars, putting on, and...

Ethan (in Japanese): ZA WARUDO!

Ethan stops time and, after dispatching all the clones, walks up to Jordan and punches a hold clean through his stomach.

Ethan (in Japanese): Sayonara...

'''Ethan then starts rapid-punching Jordan, yelling "ORA ORA ORA!" while doing so. When he's done, Ethan walks away as time resumes.''' When time resumes, Jordan flies into the wall, being k ocked unconscious. Ethan (in Japanese): Now do you see why you can't-

Before he could finish his sentence, Mr. Satan hits him square in the gut.

Ethan (in Japanese): AGH!

Hercule Satan: Hah! Bet you didn't see THAT coming!

Ethan (in Japanese): Oh yeah?!

'''Ethan then goes to get Mega Mania, only to hear the sound of something charging. He then looks at Zelda, who's charging up a charge shot.'''

Zelda: Looking for this?

Zelda then unleashes the charge shot, but Ethan grabs Wings of Iron and shields himself from the attack.

Zelda: Okay, things are getting bad. Is anyone else gonna help?! (Yeah, seriously. Midnight, Pizza, Azure, Monkey, where the heck are you guys?) Ethan (in Japanese): ''Nobody's gonna help you. They're yoo busy doing other things!''

Zelda: Wait, what do you-

Ethan then goes in to land a punch, but Zelda punches his face in a panic, knocking odf Bizarre Stars off of his head..

Zelda: Sorry!

Ethan then gets up and puts away Bizarre Stars.

Ethan (in English): Nice hit...too bad it's-

Before Ethan could finish, the Flash grabs his arm and flings hom into the wall. (After Ethan hits the wall, Kat quickly freezes him in place before he can fall off, leaving him immobilized.)

Kat: Now's our chance.

(She hits Ethan in the head with an ice hammer, knocking him out cold.) Kirby: Alright, I think I know how to revert him back to normal.

Kirby then produces a Friend Heart from Kirby Star Allies and gets ready to throw it.

Flash: Wait, what does that do?

Kirby: I'll show you. FRIEND HEART!

Kirby then throws the Friend Heart at Ethan, who then regains consciousness.

Ethan: Ow...my head...