Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-27305742-20191031122237/@comment-27305742-20191202020545

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Tatsumaki (to Fulgore): Some fine wine as usual.

Fulgore (to Tatsumaki): Very well. One bottle of Chianti Classico, coming up.

Tatsumaki was about to drink her wine but then a skeleton approaches the bar and gives Tatsumaki some milk.

Tatsumaki: No thank you.

'''Tatsumaki tosses the milk aside and pisses off the skeleton. Suddenly, more skeletons appeared and attacked.'''

This is inspired by this, by the way. Suddenly they hear Aang's stick thumping on the ground.

Aang: Hey, leave her alone! One of the Skeletons: She refuses to drink her calcium, therefore she must punished in the way of the Calcium Army.

Deadpool: Oh sh*t, I heard of these guys.

Aang (to Deadpool): Please, explain to me about them.

Deadpool (to Aang): These guys go around raiding stores of all kinds of milk and finding those who drink other than milk and offering them to drink it, if you refuse their offer, well, I just hope Tatsumaki's alright. Tatsumaki: Enough!

Tatsumaki grabs a big rock and crushes the army until as the dust clears, they appear alright.

Tatsumaki: What the hell?

Calcium Soldier: We drank enough calcium to a point where our bones are stronger than everyone in this world. Darkseid: Are you stronger than my will?

Darkseid shoots Omega Beams, but it has no effect on the calcium soldiers.

Calcium Soldier: Yes. Calcium Soldier: Now, we will grab the girl so she will become... Calciumized.

Shazam: I don't think so, boneheads!

Shazam attempts to punch one of the Calcium Soldiers but the soldier dodged quick and punches him to the ground where a crater is shown on the floor Deapool: Hey!, too much calcium is bad for the health.

Calcium Soldier: There´s never enough calcium, just look at these arm.

Nothing but bones is in his arm

Deadpool: ... Yeah sure. Thing is. Can´t we come to an agreement? The Mask steps up.

Mask: Let's see how they fair against Toon Force

He sets up a carnival stand

Mask: Step right up, don't be shy, nobody likes a bashful letherhead... MOVE IT!

He takes out a balloon

Mask: For my first trick, I'd like to do something for you son.

He makes a balloon giraffe

Mask: We have, a giraffe. There you go son, now getb outta here you bother me.

He hand the Giraffe to the first skeleton. The Mask: Now i make.... voala! an elephant.

The Mask hands over the helium elephant.

The Mask: And my favourite one... SOLID SNAKE.

The Mask creates a Solid Snake made of ballons who explodes at the skeletons. Solid Snake: i thought your favorite was a Tommy Gun. Why are you such a big fan of me? Deadpool: That's not important, right now we have to deal with the Calcium Army coming for our asses. I'll let the Loser's Bar know so they can help. The Mask: See, if we explain them what the "Hypercalcemia" is, we may get to unlock a dialogue where we can use our Speech 100 to win.

Deadpool: You were playing a lot of Fallout am i right?

The Mask: Degenerates like you belong on a cross. The others are debating what to do with the skeletons

King Dedede: Well, there's Dawnbreaker.

Metal Sonic: What?

Dedede: Dawnbreaker.

Pinkie: I think Twilight read about it, it belongs to a angel demon lady who calls herself Merdia and can cause great damage to underad (She says all that very fast) Deadpool: Yeah, that may be useful if we get to find a Dovahkiin that didn´t sell the sword for 2000 coins. Tatsumaki: Okay, I suppose i'll bring my hat to the ring. What if we made their bodies weaker?

Deadpool (to Tatsumaki): What do you mean?

Tatsumaki (to Deadpool): They're powered by calcium, right? What if we gave them something that's not milk? Doctor Fate conjures up some Soda

Doctor Fate: Another option could be Word of Light, a spell that the most powerful priests and knights of the Holy Griffon Empire use against demons and undead. Deadpool: True. But they aren't ordinary undead, I mean we did saw that they can handle being hit with a meteor. Fate: OK

He dumps the soda on the skeletons. Deadpool: Last I checked from Pikachu, they are also coming for the Loser's Bar, I suppose we shall prepare to help them against the Calcium Army. Dr. Fate: Very well, we shall prepare at the Loser's Bar.