Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-27305742-20191209015614/@comment-34073020-20200116180036

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WBH-LM27 wrote: And so, the Winners' Bar watched the Smash Presentation...Byleth is RevealledDante: '''"Byleth? Really?? I mean, sure, it looks cool, but if they wanted a multi-weapon user, they could've just called."

Deadpool: "Looks about as broken as you'd be too, if you catch my drift."

The Mii Fighters

Mega-Man.EXE: "I MADE IT!"

Dracula: "You're a costume."

Mega-Man.EXE: "I still made it!"

Mario, staring at Cuphead: "..."

Deadpool: "Oh god HOLD HIM DOWN!-"

Fighters' Pass Vol. 2

Sora: "Sweet, new DLC! Maybe that means I could make it in."

Dante: "We can only hope..." Kirby: Poyo! (I'm really sad we didn't get Bandana Dee) Dedede: Look, maybe he'll be part of the new DLC!

Kirby: Poyo. (Translation: I hope so.) '''Suddenly, the combatants starts hearing Joker's quiet laughter. It gets louder every pause.'''Deadpool: What's so funny?

'''Deadpool notices Joker's phone with a video that just finished. He replayed it and watches the video. What he saw was this.''' Joker: (To Deadpool) Hey, take this, a prove of our friendship.

Joker gives Deadpool a large cake that says "Friendship".

Deadpool: Oh, thanks Joker, i really appreciate i-

The cake explodes and Deadpool flies in the air, then Joker grabs a Tommy Gun and starts to fill Deadpool´s body with bullets.

Joker: Oh i´m such an amazing friend.

Jack about to slice Joker, until he talks.

Joker: STOP. I have a violence pass! (smiles and shows a card that says "Violence Pass")

S. Jack: Wait. What?

Darkseid: Violence Pass? What is this treachery.

Jack notices Mask giving a card to a regenerating Deadpool.

The Mask: Here you go, now go spread chaos.

Deadpool: Thanks (Pulls out a revolver and shoots at Joker)

S. Jack: (To Mask) Ahem. The Mask (to Jack): Oh fine, ruin the fun, why don't ya? Darkseid grabs Mask by the neck, his head inflate like if it was a balloon.

Darkseid: Four words. What. Were. You. Thinking?

The Mask: C-Can i offer you an egg in these trying times?

Kirby inhales the egg.

Deadpool: Bruh.

Deadpool´s crazy inner voice: Yeah, bruh. The Mask: It was getting chummy in the bar and nothing is going on. I was trying to lighten the mood.

Deadpool: By giving people violence passes? The Mask: You can't complain, you bought me one!

Deadpool: Yeah, because Joker shoot the crap outta me! I had to settle accounts.

Spawn: Are violence passes still on sale?

The Mask: Yes!

Darkseid: NO!

​​​​​​​Deadpool: Why do you need a violence pass anyways?

Spawn: To Kill Ghost Rider.

Ghost Rider: What the heck did i do to you?

Spawn: Exist. I despise you Johnny Blaze.

Ghost Rider: We don't need a violence pass to fuck things up Simmons, Bring it on! Both charge at each other until Green Lantern trapped them in two seperate bubbles.​​​​​​​ Spawn was about to complain about the bubbles as Green Lantern shakes his head no. Spawn: JORDAN, DON'T MAKE ME GO ANGEL AND BEAT YOU SO BAD THEY'LL DEDICATE A PASSAGE IN THE BIBLE ABOUT IT!

GL: Dude, chill.

Ultron: I offer Protection Passes.

Deadpool: What?

Ultron: If you get a Protection Pass, you will be protected from people with Violence Pass.

Deadpool: That sounds like the bar guard but with some extra steps.

Ultron: It's free.

Deadpool: Sign me the fuck up! '''Most of the combatants end up getting the Protection Pass. Joker: '''"You guys are no fun!"

Samurai Jack: "Fun isn't worth harm or others displeasure."

Darkseid: ​​​​​​​"If this were any other place, I'd disagree with you. But not here." Ultron: Since almost everyone here has Protection Pass, your Violence Pass is not of much use Mask, due to my actions, the pass's value absurdly increases, but the income abruptly decreases and you go bankrupt, business is over Stanley.

The Mask: Damn.

Darkseid: And now, the punishment.

Darkseid lifts Mask from behind, he grabs Jack´s sword and when he is about to do something, Deadpool covers the scene with a red curtain. Mask screams can be heard though.

Deadpool: Sorry folks, but this scene is just too horrible, i am forced to censor it.

.EXE: Thanks.

Joker: What a party pooper. As it is over...Might Guy: Is he going to be alright?

Deadpool. 3. 2. 1.

​​​​​​​The Mask respawns The Mask looks disturbed, and so is Jack, who doesn't dares to grab his sword.

Deadpool's serious inner voice: Looks like Darkseid went too far...

Deadpool's crazy inner voice: Nah, got to show respect or else things get bananas!

Deadpool: Maybe we should just pass to a new topic: What do you think about the Joker gameplay reveal.

Scorpion: I like it.

Dante: It sucks.

Darkseid: Darkseid has get into the game as a skin for a slave.

Deadpool: Hey that's raci-

Shao Kahn: Bah! Where's the Dark Kahn skin? Jack: ahem​​​​​​​

Darkseid hands Jack his sword back. Deadpool: Be careful Professor Utonium, after Darkseid used it, that sword has probably gone to places you wouldn't want to know.

Ghost Rider: (To Dante) When is the Vergil DLC?

Dante: In the Special Edition.

Ghost Rider: When is the special edition?

Dante: When you get a good movie.