Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-27305742-20190808212345/@comment-27305742-20190831011748

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1mavstone wrote: 1mavstone (to Deadpool): Can I?

Deadpool: Now you can do it.

1mavstone: Thanks!

And then suddenly Deathwing came to the bar Nightwing: "Did someone say Nightw-"

'''Grayson looks up, seeing the gigantic dragon. '''"...yeah, I'm out of here." Deadpool: Oh lordy he's comming, everytone take cover! Deathwing: Tremble mortals in the face of the wrath of the Cataclysm! Ghost Rider: Does this-

Everyone except Deathwing: -Happen all the time, yes it does. Deathwing tears off the second floor of the bar.Deadpool: "You better be careful with that, you bi-!"

Deathwing then politely places it on the ground, leaving it mostly undamaged.

Deadpool: "-huh. Thanks."

Deathwing then proceeds to burn the second floor to ash.

Deadpool: "AW COME ON!!!" The ice combatants use their ice abilities to put out the fire giving the Winners time to get out of the bar from the back door. Deathwing: Prepare to DIE!Green Lantern: Not today, dragon!

Deadpool: You forget you're dealing with the most overpowered people here.

Everyone gets their A-game ready as Green Lantern summons constructs of a sword and shield

Deadpool (to Green Lantern): I dub thee, Sir Green Lantern.

Green Lantern looks at Deadpool confused.

Deadpool: What? I always wanted to say that. Green Lantern:​​​​​​ "Eh, whatever. Come at me, dragon!"

Like a Knight in shining Green Armour, Hal Jordan flew towards Deathwing, as the two prepared to duel. Ghost Rider breaks the fantasy atmosphere the moment he begins to fly with his motorcycle against Deathwing.

Deadpool: Oh c´mon Blaze! you ruined all the medieval fantasy feel! Ghost Rider: Well it's what the writers wanted apparently.

Deadpool: Well, I don't care. Get back here, I promise you can have your moment in the future.

Ghost Rider: You promised?

Deadpool: Yes I promise.

Ghost Rider comes back to the ground. And from there came the epic medieval fight between Green Lantern and Deathwing. Green Lantern: Is that all you've got dragon!

Deathwing: Your tenacity is admirable, but pointless, soon you will all witness the coming of the Hour of Twilight! And so, Deathwing and Green Lantern fight until Green Lantern had the upper advantageDeathwing: How is this possible?

Green Lantern: This is because of the power of WILLPOWER!

Green Lantern slays Deathwing as he won the match '''The winners then cheered over Green Lantern's victory against Deathwing. Deadpool:''' Whoo hoo, way to go Hal Jordan, that was amazing! Well at least that's over with him unless one of the writers were to bring him back whenever or after he gets his own Death Battle matchup.

Godzilla: I wish I've fought him instead of Hal Jordan but nevertheless, congratulations.

Deadpool: I'm sure you'll do one day although that would be amazing if that happened since Deathwing is of course a Kaiju although speaking of Kaiju, Mechagodzilla's Death Battle preview has now just got released on Youtube. Deadpool: Yo... Now that i think about Godzilla... (To Godzilla) How the hell can you even make a dropkick?

Godzilla: I am the king of monsters, so of course i have to be able to do things some monsters considers to be impossible.

Deadpool: Will you dropkick Mechagodzilla if he gets here?

Godzilla: Violence is not allowed, but maybe i can dropkick him and call it "my way of welcoming" Deadpool: That could work if Mecha wins although I'm still on Dragonzord's side as I've mentioned this a couple times before. Ultron appears out of nowhere and talks menacingly

Ultron: Who said he was going to dropkick someone?

Deadpool: Oh...uh...

Godzilla: I said i was going to-

Deadpool: Yeah, we were talking about the game Dropkick, Godzilla said he would dropkick Mechagodzilla in that game, haha, right? pal.

Godzilla: Yeah, yeah (i dont even know what that is).

Ultron: Hmph, then it was a misunderstanding.

Ultron leaves them alone, and then notices Master Chief pointing a gun at Fulgore.

Master Chief: In no ways im going to pay 5000$ for a glass of Smirnoff.

Fulgore: Then get out, that are my prices.

Ultron: What´s happening here?

Master Chief: Fulgore thinks he can just put the price he wants because he runs the bar counter.

Fulgore: That are the prices that the market demands.

Ultron: What market are you talking about Fulgore?

Fulgore: MY market.

Master Chief: (Pulls out energy sword) i´ll pay you with a mutliation, you Ultron-hacked punk.

Ultron: I never hacked Fulgore.

Master Chief: What are you... Oh right, that could explain things. Ultron: Also red flag, John.

Master Chief: Very well.

Master Chief puts away his energy sword Fulgore: Another fact I would say is that you never show your face at all.

Master Chief: My face will always stay a mystery until Microsoft reveals it except for my eyes which was revealed at the secret ending of Halo 4. Fulgore: Pay me with your face.

Master Chief: Never, it´s one of the biggest misteries in videogames and i´ll keep it that way.

Fulgore: I´ll not change the prices.

Ultron: The prices are ridiculously high, even Stark would complain about it.

Iron Man: 5000$ for a glass of Smirnoff? That shit´s bonkers.

Ultron: Only person who would probably bought this is Wilson, which is not surprising, he has several mental problems.

Deadpool: Hey!

Ultron: And if only one person buys.

Master Chief: Your ass is going bankrupt. Fulgore: What if someone were to take your helmet off?

Master Chief: You don't wanna have that happen if I were you. Ultron: Why you said i hacked this worthless piece of gears?

Master Chief: The bad Ultron modified him so he could express and have a better AI, looks like all he did was with malicious intent.

Ultron: That explains his poor choice of words. Looks like i have job.

Master Chief: Make him more polite.

Deadpool: Make him sell drinks for free!

Master Chief: Of all people here Wade, you´re like the less indicated person to give advices about a bartender. Ultron: I'll start modyfing Fulgore now. So, Ultron modified Fulgore to be more polite.​​​​​​​Fulgore: Ah, mucho mejor Sabes, no sabía lo que me pasó cuando el corrupto Ultron me modificó. Deadpool: ¿Pero que carajos? Ultron te puso el idioma equivocado.

Fulgore: ¿Enserio? Eso es un problema.

Deadpool: (To Ultron) Hey, like, you had put the wrong language, he talks taco. Ultron: I'll fix this.

Master Chief: I didn't realise you speak Spanish. Deadpool: Of course I do Chief, I even spoke spanish before in the comics mostly to one of my teamates which is Massacre from a group called Mercs for Money which is a group that I made and led until we had to part ways but I've also speak other languages as well. Master Chief: Can you insult in spanish?

Deadpool: Pelotudo pendejo malparido hijo de puta.

Master Chief: I suppose that´s an insult. Deadpool: It is and I'll prove it. (As he pulls his phonepool and goes to google translate to translate the insult)Deadpool: Google translate this message.

Google on Deadpool's phone: Dummy asshole bastard son of a b*tch. Master Chief: Sharp tongue to call my mother b*tch.

Deadpool: Hey, it was just a joke, didnt meant to.

Master Chief: You better do. Ultron: All finished, Fulgore's now good and new! Deadpool: Wonderful!

Fulgore: Does anyone want to have a drink?

Deadpool: Sure why not! Do I still have to pay right?

Fulgure: Yes.

Deadpool: Alright then, here you go. (As he gives Fulgore the money) Fulgore: Wade, this money is useless.

Deadpool: What do you mean it´s useless?

Fulgore: This is mexican "pesos", not american dollars, you cant buy with this.

Deadpool searches in his wallet and finds out there is no dollar.

Deadpool: Holy fuck... Uh...

Ghost Rider: Deadpool´s drink on me (pulls out dollars)

Fulgore: That´s fine.

Deadpool: Hey, thanks J-

Ghost Rider: You owe me Wilson. Deadpool: I'll get that right away.

'''Deadpool then leaves and comes back with american money. '''

Deadpool: Here you go. (As he gives Ghost Rider the american money)

Ghost Rider: Thank you. Optimus Prime: Where did you get the money Wade?

Deadpool. (Hiding that he killed some americans gangs) Huh, i, just forgot them in my house.

Ultron: I detect li-

Deadpool: Shut the fuck up Ultron. Didn't Deadpool have the money from Fox due to his movies?