User blog:Sonicfan1996/25 way Sonic can beat Mario

Before you read this you should check out my list of 25 ways Superman could beat Goku.

Keep in mind this is a joke.

1. Drill his spine with a spin dash.

2. Punch him 100's of times at the speed of light till his body stops working.

3. Steal all of the mushrooms in the Mushroom Kingdom and replace them with poison mushrooms.

4. Run around Mario so fast that it creates a tornado suffocating him.

5. If he turns into Fire Mario turn into Fire Sonic who is immune to fire.

6. If he uses the inviciblity star just run away from him until it runs out than snap his neck.

7. Run back in time and kill Baby Mario.

8. Kill Peach, Mario would be so sad that his girlfiend's dead that he would kill himself.

9. If he turns into White Tanooki Mario turn into Super Sonic pick him up and throw him into a pool of lava.

10. Have a race with him.

11. Force him to play Hotel Mario.

12. Tell Knuckles that Mario stole the Master Emerald and have Knuckles beat Mario to death.

13. Show him the tier list for Super Smash Bros Brawl and he'll see that he's low tier.

14. Nuke the Mushroom Kingdom.

15. Lend him Sonic 06

16. Tell the world that Mario has a fake Doctor's degree and he'd be arrested.

17. Bake him a mushroom pie and poison it.

18. Hide his hat, Mario can't break blocks without his hat.

19. Take him to McDonalds and make him eat Big Mac's everyday till he has a heart attack.

20. Invite him to the Grand Canyon than push him off a cliff.

21. Send him links to terrible Mario x Peach fanfics.

22. Put a bomb in Bowser's castle so when he arrives there to save Peach it blows up.

23. Spin Dash through his stomach

24. If he turns into Mega Mario turn into Super Sonic and punch through his head.

25. And finally jump on his head multible times till his neck snaps.