Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-32003826-20190630032043/@comment-28170158-20190723125711

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UniverseAwesome777 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: WBH-LM27 wrote: 1pizza877 wrote: UniverseAwesome777 wrote: Sigma: That's it I'm reporting a lawsuit Pikachu: I would admit, at least he has a good introduction. Widowmaker: "And besides, it's just a name. Not that much to get worked up about-"

Sigma: "He even looks like me! Bald head, cyber suit... he's totally stealing my style!"

Pikachu: "Well, don't feel too bad, buddy! Your series got a new update too!"

Sigma: "What?! Let me see..."

'''Pikachu then shows Sigma, and Mega-Man X, the new Mega Man X game !... for mobile.'''

Sigma: "I feel worse because of this."

Pikachu: "It's better than nothing, amirite??" Widowmaker noticed Lex has something on his mind.Widowmaker (to Lex Luthor): You got something on your mind?

Lex: Oh, it's just the character. It's just something personal, you know.

Widowmaker (to Lex Luthor): You sure it's something you don't want to talk about?

Lex: Yup.

Widowmaker leans in closer towards him​​​​​​​

​​​​​​​Lex: Fine! Sigma from Overwatch kind of looks like me.

Sigma: Huh. I was going to stick with "A ripoff version of me", but now that you mention it, yeah, it does look exactly like Lex. Scout: We can all agree Overwatch has no creativity, eh?

Goku: Hey! Overwatch isn't all bad! I love that game! I played it with Goten last week. Nightmare: And one of them just won the last DBX. Pikachu to Scout: Overwatch also has the workshop which is actaully one of the best things that the game ever had and even includes for those that are creative. Deathstroke: (To Scout) Im not surprised you talk trash about Overwatch since one of their characters has beaten you in Death Battle. That´s the reason am i right?

Scout: Huh...

Deathstroke: Yeah, i thought so. By the way, Volnutt, you okay there? i heard you were almost sexually harrassed.

Sigma: Wait a minute. What did i just heard?

Johnny Cage who just heard:  ​​​​​​​ Volnutt: Don't worry, Tron does that all the time.

Shadow: Uhhhhhh, I don't think you should treat that normally... Pikachu: You should take his advice and plus this guy got raped by a clone Meme Shrek in the closet during Season 2. Volnutt: I won't have to worry about Tron anymore though, since she kinda blew up.

Shadow: Again, you treat that normally. Don't. Isn't she like, I don't know, your friend??

X: Yeah, a friend that attempted to sexually harrass him. Pikachu: You shouldn't even ignore that subject Volnutt and you knew how uncomfortable you were back there and in seriousness, would you even like yourself to get raped? Volnutt: I was uncomfortable because the police showed up, I didn't want me or Tron to get in trouble!

Shadow: ...you are such a naive pacifest it's actually hilarious.

X: And to think I'm a pacifest.

Weiss: Do you even know what she would've done to you?

Volnutt: Umm, no...?

Very slow and awkward silence​​​​​​​

Boba Fett hands Volnutt a beer and looks him dead in the eyes.

Boba: Look kid, now is a good time to grow up. Vader: Boba, you still owe me a... whatever I drink. Volnutt: "But, seriously guys - it's not that big of a deal. Sure, I don't know what she was doing... but I doubt it was anything that ​​​​​​​bad..."