Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-27305742-20190119195806/@comment-27305742-20190124005700

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1pizza877 wrote: Back to the story.

Deadpool: Aha, there it is folks, I found the answer containing the answer of why it's cursed to say its name and the reason of how it would bring hell on earth! Master Chief looks in.MC: "Interesting..."DP: ''' "I know, right? It's amazing how television works..." Spyro: Due to all the hate that was received from the fans of the original series, the appreciation that was received from the kids, and the mixed ignorance of Cartoon Network itself, this resulted in the creation of a demon which to some people refer to as the happy-murder demon which quoted to have the power of a thousand Trigons and it barrels resemblance to Slender Man and the pony from the parody musical song Smile.

Deadpool: Holy shit, I know those 2 characters!

Master Chief and Spyro: You do.

Deadpool: Yes of course! Deadpool: I have the solution, we should call Sakurai to massively nerf this demon, that would solve everything! Raven appears out of nowhereRaven: It won't be enough.

Deadpool/Spyro/Master Chief: DAH!

Deadpool: What's with people and mysteriously appearing out of nowhere? Spyro: Before you explain everything, is there gonna be an explanation of what exactly is Slender Man and that pony from Smile that was mentioned about the barreling resemblance part? Deadpool: "Slender's a creepy tall man with tentacles and no face that stalks people in forests, and the pony is just if Pinkie Pie went insane and killed everyone."

Spyro:  "Oh..."

Deadpool:  "Anyway, (to Raven) if Sakurai can't nerf it to oblivion like Bayonetta, then what CAN we do?"

Raven:  "I've studied it for years, trying to figure out a solution, but I couldn't find one - at least not one limited to my world. However, with the fictional multiverse in our hands, we could figure something out..." Then the smartest of the Death Battle Winners band together and make The ULTIMATE Illuminati. This group includes Dr Fate, Batman, Iron Man, and others The Ultimate Illuminati set out on discovering the weaknesses and true capabilities of the Happy-Murder demon.'Masters of espionage, Lara Croft, Sonya Blade and Solid Snake, along with the assistance of Otacon, went on a world-hopping mission, searching for any clues or possible ways of defeating the creature.Technological geniuses, Ultron, Black Panther and Voltron's Pidge would begin work on a weapon that utilised all currently known weaknesses for the demon.'

And organising all of this would be Doctor Fate, Batman, Iron-Man and Doctor Doom, with the assistance of Raven and her pre-existing research. A rule was also made to not mention the name of the abomination show so that it won't summon the demon to both the winners' and the losers' bars. Deadpool (talking to the audience): And no, they are not satanists, so stop confusing the two! After hours of grueling research the weapon is ready to be firedRaven: At last we can kill this cursed creature. The Ultimate Illuminati use their weapon outside in the winners' and losers' barRaven: What's our chance if this weapon works?

Pidge: About a 0.01% of it working and 99.9% chance it could fracture the universe.

Raven: F**k it. Let's use it. Pidge: Alirght, '''TEEN TITANS GO! '''

'''Thus the Demon gets summoned and the weapon was now fired to target the creature thus destorying it permantly thus suceeding at the 0.01% chance, although the creature was destroyed and but the soul of it was not. '''

Raven: At last the creature is destroyed and it will no longer bother us anymore expecially if someone were to ever say that name of that cursed show. Deadpool then starts screaming TEEN TITANS GO! over and over. Until Deadpool runs out of breath thus stop saying the name.