Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-32003826-20190918032001/@comment-32003826-20190920223224

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1mavstone wrote: Deadpool (to Ultron): Well, it was nice that you became the guard but I do have one question.

Ultron: Yeah?

Deadpool (to Ultron): Why the restrictive attitude?

Ultron: It's all apart of being a guard. I have to make sure everyone is alright. Someone starts a fight? Boom, I stop them. A threat comes by? Boom, I stop them. One of the writers making a complaint and/or insulting someone they don't like? Boom, I take care of them.

Deadpool (to Ultron): How?

Ultron: That's classified information.

Deadpool: Alright. Yang: Don't you think that's a little excessive?

Ultron: Says the woman that wrecked the bar in 2017.

Yang: Touche. Akane: Wait, what?! She wrecked the bar... wow. Scorpion: Yeah it's actually true and behind it was due to a challenge between me and her because I wanted to see her worth however, it resulted in me having my jaw broken.

Deadpool: That and it also took till next Thanksgiving to repair. The Shredder: Im getting bored, when that two swordsman are going to kill each other?

Deadpool: This monday and this wednesday.

The Shredder: Sighs Alright Wade, come over here.

Deadpool: What do you mean?

The Shredder: Fight to the death with me, i dont have anything better to do.

Deadpool: Dude you just picked the worst opponent for a fight to the death.

Spider-Man: Uh, no, that´s actually Doomsday.

Deadpool: Right, fuck you Doomsday.

The Shredder: Then a fight until one of us is unconscious.

Deadpool: I dont know can we? The two charge at each other until Dante shot a bullet between both of themThe Shredder (to Dante): What the mountains of hell was that for?

Dante: Sorry. No fighting. The Shredder: I’ll kill you! The Shredder charges at Dante but was stopped by Doctor Fate via Time Stop​​​​​​​Doctor Fate: My apologizes.

Dante: It's alright. I'm just doing what I can to be the guard. Doctor Fate unfreezes time and Shredder gets taken down, he tries to charge at Dante again but Ultron slaps Shredder.

Ultron: That is not happening.

Dante: Hey im the guard, put your hands down Terminator. Ultron: Sorry. Getting used to the whole "Not being the guard" after last season.

Dante: It's alright. You can help me out. Just don't go overboard.

Ultron: I'll try.

​​​​​​​Dante and Ultron shook it out. Deadpool: Alright, we going to the training area

Deadpool and Shredder goes there.

Deadpool: Alright, let´s-

Shredder stabs Deadpool in the stomach, then Wilson stabs Shredder in the chest.

Deadpool: I thought you actually wanted a fight until KO.

Ryu: Wait that´s not training. Deadpool and Shredder proceed to stab and mutilate each other.

Mario: No no, that isnt how you´re supposed to play the game

Dante: Alright, what in tarnation is going on here?

Iron Man: They´re playing Mortal Kombat in real life.

Shredder rips off Deadpool´s lung, he laughs and rips off Shredder´s pancreas

Flash: Now this officially became non-family friendly.

Batman: It never was.

Dante: Alright guys, what if i join and cut both of you into pieces?

Deadpool: (About to pierce Shredder´s eyes) Alright alright, i had maybe exceeded.

Shredder: (About to destroy Deadpool´s crotch) Fine.

Dante: (Laughs) C´mon it wouldnt be that easy.

Dante turns into Devil Trigger and does what he said, Shredder and Deadpool´s remains lies on the ground.

Deadpool: Haha, Shredder has get shredded.

Shredder: Deadpool has become an actual Dead Pool. ​​​​​​​Deadpool regenerates as Shredder respawns in the bar Deadpool: Ooooh, right, people who cant regenerate just respawns, that means this universe follow the Minecraft codification... What if i say "/kill Doomsday"

Doomsday dies.

Deadpool: Oh this is amazing.

Ultron: What have you done.

Doomsday comes back.

Doomsday: What the cluck was that!?

Ultron: Deadpool killed you.

Doomsday: Roars​​​​​​​

​​​​​​​Doomsday runs at Deadpool.

Deadpool: Oh sh*t, /kill Doomsday, wait, why heps not dy-

Doomsday grabs Deadpool and breaks all his bones to turn him into a ball, then kicks him out of the bar.

Ultron: /kill Deadpool.

Deadpool dies and respawns in the bar. Deadpool: Hey!

Ultron laughs

???: ahem

It turns out that the Ultron currently in the bar that entered the hack was the Fake Ultron

Fake Ultron: Crap.

Ultron: /kill Fake Ultron.

Fake Ultron dies

Ultron: And just to be safe.​​​​​​​ /block Fake Ultron. (To Deadpool) Sorry about that. Deadpool: It's alright.