Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-32003826-20190918032001/@comment-32003826-20191015005741

1pizza877 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: MexicanJesus69 wrote: 1pizza877 wrote: MexicanJesus69 wrote: Godzillavkk wrote: 1mavstone wrote: MexicanJesus69 wrote: WBH-LM27 wrote: 1pizza877 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: MexicanJesus69 wrote: 1pizza877 wrote: 1pizza877 wrote: MexicanJesus69 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: Godzillavkk wrote: MexicanJesus69 wrote: 1pizza877 wrote: Deadpool to Ganondorf: I was wondering, since Halloween is still comming, does Dracula mind if Halloween were to be celebrated in his Castle?

(This was from a part of my idea which I shared to MexicanJesus69 for his Halloween roleplay idea) Ganondorf: From what i remember, he is fine with it, as long as Belmonts and Luigi arent involved.

Deadpool: I understand about rejecting Belmonts. But why Luigi?

Ganondorf: He despises Luigi. Doctor Fate: And if were given the chance, Dracula would set up appointment for Luigi, to meet Anubis. Deadpool (to Ganondorf): Why does he hate Luigi? Ganondorf: It has to be with what Luigi does for a living.

Deadpool: What does Luigi for a living?

Ganondorf: Catch ghosts and kill casuals in Smash. Specifically the part of the ghost catching, sometimes he goes to Dracula´s castle to catch some ghosts and sell them on Amazon.

Deadpool: The f*ck? You can buy ghosts in Amazon? Ganondorf: Yes and I could show you. (As he shows Deadpool the Ghosts that were captured on Amazon)Deadpool: Ahh neat. Deadpool: Come to think about, anyone have any suggestions about the new Death Battle card game, for me I'm really excited for it and heck I even ordered mine online! Snake: I dont like card games, it brings bad memories back.

(Flashback where Mario and Snake are playing Yu-Gi-Oh!)

Snake: Alright i got th-

Mario delivers full Exodia.

Mario: So long-a snake!

Snake: ...

Snake gets up the seat.

Snake: There!

The table fucking explodes by C4 under it and they both get meteor smashed.

(End of Flashback) Deadpool (to Snake): We're all like that sometimes. Ganondorf: Alright boys, it's time for me to face my challenge.

Deadpool: Alright, wish you the best of your luck and don't forget about the deal that was made if you win or lose.

Ganondorf: Will not. (As he leaves to face his match against Dracula in Death Battle)

Deadpool: Alright Link, you could come out now.

Link then gets out of the closet: Finally he's gone! Ganondorf then walks back in: "Forgot my keys-"

'''The Lord of Darkness and the Hero of Hyrule lock eyes for a moment, before the Gerudo quickly grabbed his keys and left. Link leans out the window.'''

Link: "Hope you die!"

Ganondorf: "Screw you too, dickwad!"

'''Link then turns back, slumping into a chair. '''"Phew... that almost got rough..." Shredder: Why you two hate so much?

Deadpool: Didnt played a single TLOZ game, didnt you?

Shredder: No?

Deadpool: Ah f*ck (grabs TLOZ Lore book) Deadpool: You know what?

​​​​​​​Deadpool throws the Legend of Zelda lore book at Shredder and after a day, he knows the lore of Legends of Zelda. Mai: Joker, out of curiosity, what's your review on your latest movie, and the fact that Mark Hamill now voices one of the Sket'Ses in The Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance? Joker: I obviously think my movie is a masterpiece, and i hope Hammil doesnt screw things up, but i doubt that.

Deadpool notices from the corner of the eye that Dracula is watching him from an open window, when he turns to see him, Dracula hides behind the wall, Deadpool just ignores him, but then, a cup of glass hits his head.

Deadpool: (Pulls out machine gun) SON OF A B*TCH!

Deadpool jumps from the window and starts to shoot, Dracula becomes a swarm of bats and laughs while he leaves. Deadpool: Damn. (As he goes back inside in) Deadpool breathes heavily as he sits down.

Deadpool: This fucking edgelord has done that again, i´ll be glad if he wins, but im kicking his goddamn head the moment he gets in.

Spider-Man: Hey.

Deadpool: WHAT!?

Spider-Man throws Deadpool a Snicker.

Spider-Man: Eat it.

Deadpool bites off half of the snicker, wrapper included, when he´s done eating, he justs throws the rest of the wrapper through the window.

Spider-Man: Better?

Deadpool: Yeah.

Smokey: Shame on you.

Deadpool: Excuse me?

Smokey: You throw trash out of the window, instead of throwing it in the recycle bin.

Deadpool: Look, im not going outside for the wrapper, but yeah, i´ll throw it there next time.

Smokey turns around as Deadpool gives him the middle finger. Deadpool (to Spider-Man): Thanks for the snickers. I'm just mad that Dracula keeps throwing bottles at me. Spider-Man: Not at all! Another cup of glass was thrown by Dracula at Deadpool until Darkseid stopped him breaking the cup and grabbing Dracula.

Darkseid: Do that again, and I shall grant you eternal suffering from me.

Dracula: Fine. Way to ruin the fun.

​​​​​​​Dracula leaves the bar