Talk:Johnny Cage VS Captain Falcon/@comment-37840102-20190701002614/@comment-33064970-20190701105123

What about that?

(if Captain Falcon won)

Boomstick: Poor Cassie now she's orphaned.

(post-analysis)

Wiz: Johnny cage has the real combat skills and the real balls to rival the elder gods, but Captain Falcon has the strength, speed and durability (wanked by the G1 Bloggers) to win the match and be the real legend.

Boomstick: Johnny gets Eff-Zero chance in this caged battle.

Wiz: The winner is Captain Falcon.