Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-27305742-20191031122237/@comment-34073020-20191106211826

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1mavstone wrote: WBH-LM27 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: '''Everything was going well until Tatsumaki lifted the entire roof, enters the bar, and puts it back with her cheering for herself after her victory. But when she sees the entire bar, noone was pleased.'''

Tatsumaki: What?

Batman: You crushed a middle schooler.

Tatsumaki: What makes the difference? Greenie (referring to Green Lantern) smushed a child with a construct of a shoe.

Green Lantern (to Tatsumaki): At least I had a reason for that! I was in a tight spot. Tatsumaki: "W-well, he started i-"

Superman: "No, you did."

Tatsumaki: "Well, he insulted me!"

Iron Man: "Preetty sure he didn't."

Tatsumaki: "HE SAID I LOOKED LIKE A CHILD!"

Darkseid: "Not outright... besides, it's true."

Tatsumaki: "OK THAT'S IT!" Tatsumaki grabs the nearest buildings with telepathy and throws it at the bar but was stopped at the last second.Mewtwo: Your powers are impressive.

Mewtwo then crushes the buildings with its telepathy

Mewtwo: But no match for me. TatsumakI: "A lot of talk for a genetic freak of science!"

Mewtwo: "A lot of rambling from a bratty child."

Tatsumaki: "I'LL MAKE YOU EAT THOSE WORDS!"

Sonic: "Hey, that's my line!" Deadpool to Tatsumaki: I may recommend that you stop or Darkseid will unleash Project Alpha on you, trust me. Green Lantern (to Deadpool): Actually this looks like a Project Charlie.

Deadpool (to Green Lantern): Whatever! Tatsumaki: "Yeah, shut it, dead meat!"

'''Tatsumaki then crushes Deadpool into a ball and kicks him away. Normally, it wouldn't go far, but she makes it go further with her telekinesis.​​​​​​​'''​​​​​​​ ​​​​​​​As Tatsumaki and Mewtwo fight...MegaMan.EXE (to Darkseid and Green Lantern): Think we should stop her?

Darkseid (to MegaMan.EXE): And ruin the fun? No thank you, this bar was getting a little chummy.

Green Lantern and MegaMan.EXE look at Darkseid with a disappointed face.

Darkseid (to Green Lantern and MegaMan.EXE): Look, all I'm saying is sooner or later, this is going to stop without me. Just wait.

Green Lantern/MegaMan.EXE (to Darkseid): Alright. (Aang separates Mewtwo and Tatsumaki with a sharp gust of wind.)

Aang: Both of you, cut it out! Tatsumaki, no one here is allowed to throw buildings at each other. Mewtwo, you should already know this by now.

Mewtwo: You may be the guard, but you do realize I can crush you, right?

Tatsumaki: Same here.

Aang: Fair point, but I can send other people to the Spirit World as a timeout. You want that?

(Mewtwo and Tatsumaki ignore him and get back to fighting.)

Aang: Your loss. As Tatsumaki is firing buildings at the bar and Mewtwo was blocking each and everyone of them, Mewtwo was unaware of the building striking at it from the side, almost defeating it.Tatsumaki (to Mewtwo): Any last words?

Mewtwo: Just this. I have the full advantage.

Mewtwo uses his telepathy to knock Tatsumaki unconsious as Deadpool then came as he stretches his neck and arms after being crushed to a ball.

​​​​​​​Mewtwo (to Deadpool): Are you alright?

Deadpool (to Mewtwo): Yeah, i'll manage. Healing factor, remember?

Mewtwo (to Deadpool): ​​​​​Right.

Deadpool (to Mewtwo): Is she going to be alright?

Mewtwo (to Deadpool): We'll let the Overpowered think about it. Darkseid (to Green Lantern and MegaMan.EXE): See? Problem solved. And without me.

Green Lantern: Very well.

MegaMan.EXE: Alright, but we'll still help in other times, alright?

Darkseid (to MegaMan.EXE): Very well. (Aang sends Tatsumaki into the Spirit World.)

Aang: She'll calm down eventually. We'll keep her in there for a bit until that happens.

Green Lantern: So who's next?

Spider-Man: (checks computer) I'll check......uh oh.

Master Chief: What?

Spider-Man: Deadpool, you might want to see this.

(Deadpool checks the computer.)

Deadpool: I'M BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!! (Even everyone in the Loser's Bar can hear this.) It would've been better if Deadpool was saying it like this: https://youtu.be/PirVtiJuvDs The Mask appears out of nowhere, wearing a cowboy hat.

The Mask: Howdy.

Deadpool: H-

The Mask shoots at Deadpool´s face with a shotgun (that also came out of nowhere). Then The Mask dissappears before Darkseid could do something.

Deadpool: (Regenerating) piesse off ssshieet. (After fully regenerating) I forgot that he gets annoying as hell with me from November to December.

Mario: What do you mean?

Deadpool: He just likes to tear me appart, unfortunately, i can never tell where he´s coming, it´s totally random, one day he may do it several times, or he would does nothing for an entire week. Green Lantern (to Deadpool): Well, I guess you can train your 4th wall ability to get to his equal.

Deadpool (to Green Lantern): Alright then. I'll train. (to everyone) I'll be back!

Deadpool leaves the bar temporarily Some a few days passed...Tracer: I wonder how's he doing?

Deadpool (appearing out of nowhere): I'm doing fine.

Tracer gets startled

​​​​​​​Green Lantern (to Deadpool): Woah! We never saw you!

Deadpool: Yeah, at first I felt rusty, but now i'm back in action better than ever! The Mask appears out of nowhereThe Mask: Is that so?

'''The Mask shoots Deadpool as dust appears until Deadpool is nowhere to be found, confusing the Mask. Deadpool then appears out of nowhere punches the Mask​​​​​​ as his hat is flying as the Mask then grabs it.'''

Deadpool (to The Mask): Save the randomness for the fight, didn't want the unpredictable to become the predictable.

The Mask (to Deadpool): Very well, but be ready!

The Mask springs out of the bar (literally)

​​​​​​​Hawkeye (to Deadpool): That was impressive! How did you learn that?

Deadpool (to Hawkeye): Simple. I went to Looniversity and passed with flying colors on 4th wall breaking and toon force. The Mask was behind Deadpool, without him noticing.

Deadpool: And like i said, i can now go past his randomness.

Deadpool turns around and kicks Mask in the balls, his eyes flying out of his eye sockets.

The Mask: Ouchie.

Deadpool: Now go f*ck yourself.

The Mask: Fine!

The Mask leaves, Deadpool turns around to everyone, not noticing the bomb Mask left behind.

Deadpool: That´ll d-

Deadpool is teared appart by the explosion, a piece of him falls in Ultron.

Ultron: Gross. Deadpool (as he regenerates): Well, jokes on him. I put a bomb on his hat when he wasn't looking.

The bomb on Mask's hat blows up

​​​​​​​Darkseid: This is going to get annoying.

Green Lantern/MegaMan.EXE: Agreed. The Mask was about to enter, but Darkseid spartan kicked the sh*t out of him.

Darkseid: No!

Deadpool: Holy fuckles he was sent flying! Where did he go?

Darkseid: Probably Alabama.