Thread:MexicanJesus69/@comment-32003826-20191106183144/@comment-34073020-20191125003732

1mavstone wrote: MexicanJesus69 wrote: I had a more "violent" idea about Deadpool´s defeat.

Everyone in the loser´s bar is minding their own business until the door to the bar explodes and Deadpool flies to the ground in several pieces.

Deadpool´s head says "Oh man, that big head bastard is gonna pay for it... well, the moment i get back in a frickin piece.

Deadpool regenerates and when he gets up, someone is pointing a gun at him - Deathstroke.

Deathstroke: Hey.

Deadpool: Oh sh- (Turns around) Hey Slade! How´s yout life going?

Deathstroke: (laughs) Seems like your regeneration could only last long, look at you now, another loser.

Deadpool: Yeah, f*ck you one-eyed psycho.

Lobo grabs Deadpool by the head.

Lobo: Well well well, look who we have here, the meatball man.

Deadpool: Let me go you goddamn Kiss fanatic (Kicks Lobo in the nuts).

The moment Deadpool frees from Lobo, he pulls out a Fat Man (the weapon from Fallout, not an actual fat man).

Deadpool: Alright, let´s calm the fuck down shall we!? Didn't Lobo forgive him and realize that he was to blame for giving Deadpool the bath salts? Yeah but Lobo likes conflicts.