Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-27305742-20190227210243/@comment-32003826-20190327201812

1pizza877 wrote: 1mavstone wrote:

1mavstone wrote: Master Chief: Uh, guys, you may want to take a look at this.

Master Chief shows some of the winners a glitched out TV

Batman: How did this happen?

Master Chief: I was playing Halo 5 like usual until boom! This happened.

MM.EXE: I better go check it out.

Deadpool: Wait, this is no ordinary glitch.

Deadpool is right as the glitch then transformed into a girl in a school appearing in a school.

???: Found you, Wade! ^-^

Sub-Zero: You know this madam?

Deadpool: Yes I do. Everyone, meet Monika. Master Chief: Well, it's nice to meet you. Now die!

Deadpool: Wait, don't-

Master Chief shoots at the TV with the strongest gun he has then teabags it, until Monika returns on another screen.

Monika: Well, that wasn't very nice.

Master Chief: DAH! How is this possible? Monika: Is that how you treat a girl!?

Master Chief: Well I, I...

Deadpool: He doesn't take kindly to anime. Master Chief: Deadpool, you have 5 seconds to tell me who is she before I blow your brains out!

Deadpool: She is a self-aware A.I. who has a huge crush on me and won't leave me alone.

Monika (to Deadpool): It's cold without you by my side.