Talk:Beast VS Goliath/@comment-24281142-20150501230430/@comment-16919137-20150502022214

"So how did this thing come about?! 'Did a turtle get really drunk one night and then come across a tank and was like "Eh, I'll put my dick in that!" Then 9 months later the tank showed up at his door and was like "BOOM, this is your's." Then he raised it out of shame until one day it evolved and all the other turtles were like "THAT'S FUCKING AWESOME!" So then they all started banging tanks?!"