Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-32003826-20190520180003/@comment-30076428-20190615032100

WBH-LM27 wrote: TheMasterKat wrote: WBH-LM27 wrote: MexicanJesus69 wrote: 1pizza877 wrote: MexicanJesus69 wrote: 1pizza877 wrote: MexicanJesus69 wrote: 1pizza877 wrote: MexicanJesus69 wrote: Deadpool teleports to the bar, except that only his head comes back.

Deadpool´s head : Hold the fuck up, where´s my sexy body?

Raiden : Well that´s just weird.

Prime : What happened to your body mutant?

Deadpool´s head : I dont know, maybe it was lost in the time-space breach i get into to teleport. Deadpool's body then gets teleported.

Deadpool: Ahh there it is, well nvm. Cable calls to Deadpool´s phone.

Deadpool : Hey man, what´s up?

Cable : Deadpool, we need your help, come to the closest alley, i´ll contact with you.

Deadpool : Alrighty. Guys, see you next time, X-Force stuff to do.

Deadpool leaves the bar and goes to the closest alley. Cable appears.

Deadpool : How´s it going Time Cop?

Cable : Turns out... This whole thing is a trap.

Cable shoots at Deadpool´s teleport device.

Deadpool : Wait, what the fuck? Cable turns out to be Stryfe, Cable´s evil twin.

Stryfe : Nowhere to run now, Wilson.

Deadpool : Ah, this is gonna su-

Stryfe grabs Deadpool and teleports to an unknown place. Deadpool: Alright, where the fuck am I! Deadpool sees he´s out in space, in a space-ship.

Deadpool : Far as hell for help, perfect.

Stryfe : Your stupid ass fooled my plan! How dare you, you lowtier mutant!?

Deadpool : What plan you cliche dumb-

Stryfe slaps Deadpool.

Stryfe : Death Seeds? Working with Cable, Fantomex and Psylocke?

Deadpool : Oh! That Future Fight epic mission! Yeah, we kicked your ass b*tch.

Stryfe : Now im kicking your life and this planet too! With my new machine, i´ll turn your home, into an Apocalypse! (laughs manically).

Deadpool : Oh screw you Cable Two.

Stryfe now kicks Deadpool in the balls so hard it explodes his legs.

Deadpool : Agh! you... Evil cocksucker!. Deadpool: Well good thing that I have a secret plan for myself!

Stryfe: And what would that be?

Deadpool: This! (As takes out his Pyko hammer and hits Stryfe's nuts so hard)

Stryfe on the ground: Aww you mother fucker!

Stryfe then sees Deadpool weilding the Fatman.

Stryfe: No, no, you would destroy the entire ship!

Deadpool: And I ain't letting you destroy my world so therefore, so long Evil Cable!

Stryfe: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Deadpool pulls the trigger, but problem is, The Fat Man hadnt any ammo.

Deadpool : You fucking kidding me? (remembers) Ah sh*t, i forgot i used it to feed Godzilla.

Stryfe : (Evil laugh) You fool!, you think i didnt thought about you fighting back!?

Strye grabs Deadpool, chokes him and puts him some handcuffs attached to the wall.

Deadpool : Alright, now i have to think about a Plan B.

Stryfe : Now, you have to watch your world die.

Deadpool : That´s Plan C. First i need a B.

Stryfe : Shut up!, '''Deadpool thinks for a moment, before an idea comes to his head. He lifts his mask and begins to bite into his wrist with enough force to cut his hand off. Using his now-severed hand to crawl up his leg, he'd reach his poolPhone and begin texting one of his friends - Dante. Just as he hits send, Stryfe turns around and spots what Wade is doing, shooting the gun and his hand - disintegrating both.'''

Deadpool: "Dude, not cool!"

Stryfe: "I'm not here to be cool, I'm here to kill."

Deadpool (under his breath): "Just hope he got it in time..." (Dante's phone goes off, and he checks the text message. His eyes widen.)

Dante: Uh oh, we got trouble.

Sub-Zero: What?

Dante: Some Cable-wannabe kidnapped Deadpool, and now both he and the planet are in trouble. He sent me an S.O.S., or an L.O.L. in this case.

Mitsuru: Does this happen often? If so, you all have a crazier job than me. And that's saying something.

EXE: Guess we gotta take care of it. I'll go alert the other bar, see if anyone wants to join in and help. You guys decide the same.

Dante: On it. Dante: "So, who's coming with? We'll probably only need four or five people from each bar, with me and .EXE making two."

Samurai Jack: "I shall accompany you. As someone who has only experienced space once, I kind of want to see it again."

Spider-Man: "I'll join too. Kinda want Deadpool to owe me a favour."

Mitsuru: "Space, huh?... I might see what this is like." (Megaman.EXE comes back with Weiss, Cloud, Thanos, Goku, Pikachu, and Afro Samurai.)

Samurai Jack: May I ask why Afro's dressed as a chicken, and Cloud's dressed as a weird-looking chicken?

Cloud: Where I come from, it's called a chocobo. We both lost a poker match against Ramona.

Pikachu: Not just them. Captain Marvel, Wolverine, Widowmaker, Boba Fett, and Ken are chickens too.

Dante: Must have been a fun poker game.

(Weiss looks at Mitsuru.)

Weiss: Didn't think you would volunteer.

Mitsuru: Wasn't sure about you either, but this should be fun. And we're not trying to kill each other this time.

Weiss: Speaking of which, I demand an apology.

Mitsuru: I'll give it to you later.

Dante: Are we gonna do this already?

EXE: Yep. We gotta go up to space, free Deadpool, and stop whatever Stryfe's planning to do. Everyone all set?

(They all cheer, and the group walks through a portal Dr. Fate created for them.)