Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-27305742-20191031122237/@comment-27305742-20191125031450

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1pizza877 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: Deadpool (to Ultron): Hey Ultron, are you alright?

Fulgore (to Deadpool): He may have had too much alcohol.

Ultron (drunk): https://youtu.be/feMwFuihX2o Deadpool: You sure because I do hope that it isn't the fake Ultron. Ultron (to Deadpool, drunk): Oh yeah? hic If I was drunk, hic can I do this?

Ultron A.I: Z,Y,X,W,V...

Deadpool (to Ultron): That's not you.

Ultron (to Deadpool. drunk): C'mon, it's totally me. hic I just have a fancy voice when I say the alphabet backwards.

Deadpool (to Ultron): Yeah, you're drunk.

Ultron (to Deadpool, drunk): You're sexy. Deadpool: Yup, definitely drunk. Ultron (Drunk): Gonna hic the road! Yee-haw! Deadpool: Unbelieveable. Ain't that right, Leon?

Deadpool sees Leon as he is now high thanks to the healing herbs from his game.

Deadpool: Goddammit. Leon: I'm looking at a man with the red suit and a robot who likes to be a cowboy.

Deadpool: Your not wrong but man you are really fucking high. Spider-Man: I'm just surprised smoking herbs is legal in here. Leonardo: You'd be surprised how bizarre the law can be. Darkseid: Oh, it isn't legal here. The herbs just smokes the entire bar.

Darkseid destroys Leon's herbs and gets the smoke out the bar Leon (to Darkseid): Hey, what the hell? Darkseid: Sorry but your herbs is making a smoke here.

Deadpool: If you want, I have something that could help you feel better but I haven't used it since I stopped with the drugs.

Darkseid: Before you do, I say to take this outside.

Deadpool: Alright, let's go Leon.

So both of the 2 went outside.

Deadpool: Here it is Leon, give it a try. (As he gives Leon weed and he smokes it)

Leon: Man, that was some good shit, what is this?

Deadpool: That my friend is called Tegridy Weed, I got it from South Park. Deadpool: But whatever you do, just don't do anything stupid that would cause problems like I had the time when Lobo gave me the bath salts and hence why drugs should not be taken but nevertheless, take care.

Leon: Alright.

As Deadpool went back in, Leon takes another smoke of Tegridy Weed.

Leon: Man this shit is really good. Deadpool: I told you to not (accidently smells the drugs) Oh boy... Why´s everyone sooooo long?

Spider-Man: Oh man, not again.

TJ Combo: Leon what the actual fuck.

Deadpool: Hey hey hey... STOP CALLING ME VIN DIESEL!

Iron Man: No one called you Vin Diesel.

Deadpool pulls out Heavy Machine Gun.

Deadpool: HEVY MASHIN GON. Now you will know how´s it feels (points at everyone).

Master Chief: (takes the weed from Leon) Im getting rid of this.

Scorpion I bet you cant shoot yourself in the head.

Deadpool: Ha, dumbass insect, bet your ass i can.

Deadpool tries to aim at his head but fails miserably and shoots at Leon, then he accidently activates a grenade too and explodes himself.

Spider-Man: What in tarnation did i just saw?

Green Lantern: Classic Deadpool Moment. Spider-Man: Touche.