Talk:Chuck Norris VS Segata Sanshiro/@comment-16919137-20150227212831

Assuming that they're using Internet! Chuck and Commercials! Segata (Which is a given)? I think that this is a stomp for Chuck.

Sure, Segata may be more experienced and can create clones of himself.... But that's really all he has.

Chuck Norris already seems smarter, as Segata tends to leap into situations without much restraint. Chuck Norris also has the capabilities to teach a penguin how to fly, which is physically impossible. Yeah, Chuck Norris can teach something that's physically and logically impossible.

But that only scratches the surface.

Segata's best feat is stopping a missile from blowing up the Sega building by standing on the side of the roof. Now, that may be impressive.... But Chuck Norris, by Internet standards, can push down the entire planet with a Push-Up. That's already leagues above Segata in strength, let alone that Chuck pushes the planet down casually, as an excersise. Not to mention his legendarily OP Roundhouse kicks.

It's a similar story with overall destructive capability. Segata hasn't shown much in this category, aside from overpowering a few people. Meanwhile, one of Chuck Norris' jokes states that a piece of Chuck's beard hair fell off whilst flying over Hiroshima in 1945.... Which means that Chuck's beard hair can create an explosion akin to the Atomic Bomb. Chuck Norris' sneezes can also create hurricanes.

Durability and Stamina isn't much of a contest either. Segata was killed when the missile that he stopped carried him into orbit and exploded, not to mention that Segata couldn't defeat a group of zombies. Meanwhile, another Chuck Norris joke says that the reason Mars is read is because he killed all of the Martians.

Speed is another hilarious comparison. Segata, at most, has shown that he has good reflexes, being able to kick a baseball instead of using a bat. Chuck Norris' jogging trail, meanwhile, became known as Tornado Alley.

But the most impressive Chuck Norris feat, by far? In one of the jokes, it brings up that SUPERMAN and Chuck Norris fought... With the loser wearing his underwear on the outside. E-yup, Chuck Norris BEAT Superman.

I shit you not, Segata is screwed.

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/chuck-norris-top-50-facts

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

In case you wanted the sources.

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