Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-37645040-20191216204753/@comment-30076428-20191229225948

AwesomeEthan48 wrote: EpicMonkey19 wrote:

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1pizza877 wrote:

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AtombyAdam wrote: Adam: No need. But amy of you guys remember anything before getting isekai'd? I was on the death battle fandom and i got sucked in here. Wait, thats it! It seems the ones from before were all on Death battle. So, Bowser, Ganondorf And Zoro appeared in S3.... That means... Argh, this is too much for my head. But who knows, maybe we can persway some of these digital constructs to fight for us. Ethan: Hold on, I can somewhat explain this. We're all here because someone wanted to send us here and now we have to fight Death Battle combatants. We've even recruited some, and they're in this book some dude named Sense gave us.

Ethan then grabs the book.

Ethan: Also, I'm from a universe where I hang out with the Smash Ultimate roster in a bar-like place. My house is just a walk away. There's otjer people from various fictional media in my universe as well, so there's that. Ethan: As for how I got here, I was on my phone checking out the Death Battle Wiki after hanging out with my universe's Mega Man when I was suddenly trasported here. Adam: can i see that book?

Ethan: Why?

Adam: Simply put. A recruit hunt. Were going to be facing alot of tough mothers in the future. And were going to need all the fire power we can get. But... can ya show me how it works? You can't use someone else's dialogue, only yourself. (crap, sorry. All right people, take 2!  (*clamp*) Ow!) Ethan: I'm sorry, do you need the book for something? If it's because you need to knwo who's inside I can tell you.

Ethan then finds Ratchet's OmniWrench in the trash.

Ethan: Well, crud. Epic: Huh? What’s going on?

In a nanosecond, a red and blue flash takes Epic Monkey and drops him into the lava

Epic: ...Welp

Epic falls from the cliff and falls in the lava '''1pizza877 was able to react to Quicksilver and The Flash while he pulls out his lightsaber and decapitates both of the 2. 1pizza877: '''That's what I call being unpredictable Flash: Nice try, you only decapitated a after image of mine! You killed Quicksilver, though.

Epic: WHAT? How does that work?

(I don’t want to keep him but dang, for being one of the fastest characters in DB history that was unrealistically quick.) Meanwhile...Ethan: So, Adam, I found Ratchet's OmniWrench in the trash, which should mean Ratchet and Clank are here somewhere. Do you want to help me find and attack them? Or do you want to know who's in the book? 1pizza877: Guys look at it's the Flash!

'''The Flash then hit both Ethan and Adam to the side. '''

The Flash: Your too slow!

1pizza877: That's something that Sonic would say! Ethan: Ok, that's it!

Ethan gets up, pulls out Bizzare Stars, and puts it on before raising his fist.

Ethan (in Japanese): ZA WARUDO!

Ethan then clenches his fist, freezing time.

Ethan (in Japanese): Yare yare...you're gonna be dead after this, Barry.

Ethan then walks up to the Flash and touches his forehead before walking away and time resumes.

The Flash: Hah! What was that about?! You're never beat me!

Ethan (in Japanese): That's where you're wrong, boy...You're already dead.

The Flash: Wait, what?!

The Falsh's head then expands before it explodes, killing him instantly.

Ethan (in Japanese): I guess you can say that I've dealt with him...in a Flash. ???: So you have something similar to that too... chaos... CONTROL

Time Freezes

Shadow kicks Ethan the same way he did to Silver in 06 Ethan (in Japanese): God dammit...You want to play this game?!Ethan then equips Mega Mania as Shadow shoots a Chaos Spear at him.Shadow: I don't know what the hell you're saying, but I'll beat your-

Before Shadow can finish, he is hit by Hero Sword (A Battle Network weapon).

Ethan (in Japanese, switching to the X Buster and charging up a charge shot): Sayonara... (Wait, they said sayonara? I thought they said Asta La Vista, dang...)

Shadow becomes Super Shadow

Shadow: Pathetic fool, you realize you’re dealing with the Ultimate Life Form here!

Shadow uses the emeralds to teleport Ethan near the sun, with himself. (Sorry, I was busy. Anyway, Kat iis looking around.)

Kat: I don't think Ratchet and Clank will come around here, though. Not with Clank being a robot and this place being filled with lava. Also, in case you were wondering Adam, name's Kat. Ice witch, basically sucked in while playing as Sub Zero in Mortal Kombat. appears out of nowhereAdam: maybe persuade them to help?

​​​ Kat: I can try.

(She takes the Omniwrench and sets off, finding a small cave much cooler than the lava pit.)

Kat: Ratchet, Clank, if you're in here, I just wanna talk. We're all searching for the man who trapped us in this place, and we would like it if you helped.

(After she finishes, Ratchet pops out from behind a rock, his Sheep Gun pointed at Kat. Clank follows.)

Ratchet: What's in it for us? Meanwhile with Ethan and Super Shadow... Super Shadow: So, have you accepted your death, human?

Ethan: Yeah right, weakling!

Super Shadow: I'M NOT WEAK!

Super Shadow then tries to hurl Ethan into the Sun, only for him to transform into Devil Ethan before even his shoelace hit the surface of it and flies back to Super Shadow, charging with his trident in front of him.

Super Shadow: Pathetic...CHAOS CONTROL!

Shadow then freezes time and goes up to Devil Ethan.

Super Shadow: You're dead! Chaos...

Before Shadow could finish, Ethan activates Dark Hold, nullifying Chaose Control and stabs Shadow with his trident.

Super Shadow: Ugh...What?

Devil Ethan: You should pay more attention. I had access to the weapons of Mega Man X, including one that nullifies time stopping abilities. NOW DIE!!!

Devil Ethan then flies to Earth at such a high speed that, once the two landed, created a giant crater inside of an empty hareware store.

Super Shadow: But...how...

Shadow's super form then runs out, reverting him to his normal form before passing out.

Devil Ethan: Because my name's Ethan, and I don't know when to give up! In Bowsers castle Bowser flys to the main room from his clown car

Bowser: Errr, they’re beating everyone!!! This can’t be... we have less oppenents here than any other! It’s only a matter of time before they... wait I have a idea!

Bowser walks into a room, before cutting back to the others

Epic: Huh, seems like we got the other experiment here as well

Mewtwo: Silence, he sends a giant fork at Epic

The fork lands into Epic, in his stomach

Mewtwo: What? How are you not dead? It killed that hedgehog...

Epic: Nice try, but it’ll take more than a fork to beat me! He takes the fork, jumps up and starts brutally pounding the fork against Mewtwos face. Devil Ethan is then seen walkimg toward the others. Devil Ethan: I'm pretty sure Mewtwo used a spoon to kill Shadow. Also, what did I miss? Clank: Okay, so we understand how you are refusing to defeat certain combatants and instead want to recruit them, and we happen to be one of the ones you and your friends want to recruit. What I don't get is why we have to sit inside a book the whole time.

Kat: Yeah, that does seem weird. But trust me. If you come and help us, everything will work out. You only have to stay in the book temporarily, and you can come out if we need you. And considering you have a gun that decimates enemies to the 1812 Overture, we believe we need you.

Ratchet: Hmmm.... Take us to your friends, and we'll talk more.

Kat: Alright.

(The three head back to the lava pit, where the first thing they see is Epic savagely beating Mewtwo with a fork.)

Clank: You have some interesting company, miss.

Kat: I know. Devil Ethan (to Kat): You know, fighting DP and Pinkie is gonna be a pain...wherever they are. (Replying to what Ethan said earlier) Epic: ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Mewtwo, turn this into a spoon. Mewtwo?

Epic looks at Mewtwo, beaten to a pulp with blood everywhere

Epic: Oh... I think I killed him

Deadpool (Covering Pinkie Pies eyes): Uh, no duh. Devil Ethan notices the two 4th Wall breakers.

Devil Ethan: Yeah...no, I'm not dealing with this. I'm going back to the plaza and see if I can beat up Erza, Terry, or someone else.

Devil Ethan then goes into the Warp Pipe and travels back to the plaza. Ratchet: You know what? I think we'll help you guys. Here's our first order of business.

(He points the RYNO 5 at Deadpool.)

Ratchet: Hasta la vista, baby.

(1812 OVERTURE!)