Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-32003826-20190520180003/@comment-34073020-20190613185242

WBH-LM27 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: WBH-LM27 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: 1pizza877 wrote: 1mavstone wrote:

1pizza877 wrote: TheMasterKat wrote:

1mavstone wrote: WBH-LM27 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: MexicanJesus69 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: TheMasterKat wrote: Later, Yang wakes up.

Fate: You done yet?

Yang: But she beat my friend.

Fate: Tifa got over you beating her eventually. So you can get over this too.

Yang: Fine, but that wasn't even the reason I originally escaped. I got Master Chief to let me out so I could join the paintball match, it ended up at the Losers' Bar, I saw Weiss, and she asked me to smack Mitsuru in the face (no joke, check the Losers' Bar forum if you don't believe me).

(Everyone looks at Master Chief.)

Master Chief: I thought you guys had noticed.

Sub-Zero: You're not allowed to hold paintball matches ever again. Master Chief: Aw, you're no fun anymore.

Yang: Plus, I heard that Weiss passed out after arrival. Master Chief : I didnt even knew she didnt learned to not fight in the bar yet. It´s not my fault.

Ultron : I´ve been shoot in Paintball, that´s your fault.

Deadpool : Yeah, i´ve been headshotted.

Master Chief : That´s how you play paintball you stupids. Rogue: Also, it's surprising that someone actually passed out after arrival for the first time. Deadpool: "It was bound to happen at some point. Just appearing in a world like this, especially after dying, it's a lot to take in in a handful of hours. Not everyone here comes from worlds with crazy superheroes and aliens." Mitsuru: Has stuff like this happened before on their arrival?

Deadpool: Well, Hercule cowered in the corner for about a week or so, Ganondorf tried to kill Link when he arrived, the same could be said for Doomsday, we also had to restrain Amy when she arrived. Mitsuru: That bad?

Deadpool: And that's only this bar. Dan Hibiki also cowered in fear, Nightmare also almost went on a rampage, and don't even get me started on Riptor.

Mitsuru: Yikes.

Deadpool: Still, this is the first time someone actually passed out cold (pun intended) upon arrival. Weiss made history. Ultron: Don't forget the time I trolled both bars.

Deadpool: Don't even get started with 2 Girls, 1 Cup.

Ultron: Hey at least I apologized in the end and by the way, how's your It's a Wonderful Life video, is that trully still cursed? Deadpool: I don't know. Let me see.

In a blink of an eye, every combatant in the bar except Deadpool and Mitsuru as she is unaware hide in an indoor bomb shelter

Ultron: You might to be in the bomb shelter.

Ultron drags Mitsuru to the indoor bomb shelter Deadpool then pulls up his video. The video plays and nothing happenedDeadpool: False alarm, guys. The curse is removed! The combatants begin moving out of the bomb shelter, going back to their regular places in the bar. Deadpool: Wait a minute, something is going on! I got two particular ads.

Nightwing: What ads are they though?

Deadpool shows Nightwing the two ads. Link: "Oh, hey, the Luminary! Glad he made it in, and in the best of timing too-"

Master Chief: "BANJO'S IN SMASH!?"

Suddenly, the front door is thrown off its handles, as an excited Donkey Kong enters the building.

Mario: "Banjo?! Mamma mia, I haven't seen him in years!" Nathan Drake : (Talks for the first time ever) What´s so surprising? It´s just a bear with a bird in his backpack.

Deadpool : You like Nintendo?

Nathan Drake : Not interested in what Nintendo does, im more a Microsoft follower.

Deadpool : Well, then you cant get i- Hold the fuck up. Microsoft?

ND : Yeah.

Deadpool : But you´re from Sony.

ND : So?

Deadpool : That was unexpected.