User blog:AdamGregory03/Top 5 Death Battles I Don't Want to Happen

I... Like to think of myself as a reasonable man. I man who can respect other's opinions. But, with that said, there are just some ideas for Death Battle that I... I just don't like. At all. Or just shouldn't happen. So... Here are my top 5 Death Battles that I don't want to see happening. This is excluding Death Battles that are already confirmed to not happen, like Mewtwo vs. Frieza or Kirby vs. Ditto.

Let us begin, shall we?

Number 5


Flame Princess from Adventure Time with Finn and Jake versus Lapis Lazuli from Steven Universe.

I have to ask... Why the hell is this a popular idea...? The only thing I can see that these two have in common is that they're ladies on Cartoon Network shows and the whole fire vs. water thing. Except it's obvious who wins in fire vs. water. I know this is weird for me to say considering Lapis has so far only appeared in like, six episodes at the time of writing this and she only fought in two of them, but... Lapis stomps so hard it's not even funny.

And yeah, I know Ben and Chad have done stomp matches before, like Thor vs. Raiden, Goku vs. Superman, and Tigerzord vs. Epyon... But at least in those matches the stompee could hold their own for a little bit against the stomper. This on the other hand is like pitting Dan Hibiki against Superman. The winner is obvious, the loser has no chance, and the fight would only be a half a minute long at most.

Number 4


Ken Masters from Street Fighter vs. Sub-Zero from Mortal Kombat.

I've seen quite a few people think this is going to happen because of the Street Fighter / Mortal Kombat rivalry and it would be a follow-up to Ryu vs. Scorpion. So allow me to promptly smack all your hands and say NO.

First off, not every fight needs to have a follow-up, and not every fight needs to be made simply because of a rivalry.

Second, follow-ups need to make sense. Luigi and Tails are the sidekicks of Mario and Sonic. And if this were to happen, Winter Soldier vs. Red Hood would be the abandoned sidekicks of Captain America and Batman. Ken is Ryu's best friend while Sub-Zero is Scorpion's arch-nemesis, so the match-up even fails as a follow-up.

Ken and Sub-Zero literally have NOTHING in common aside from "Lol MK/SF rivalry". And if that's all it takes, then how come Chun-Li didn't fight Kitana, or Sektor didn't fight Seth, or Dan Hibiki didn't fight Goro?

Ken has Terry Bogard, Sub-Zero has Glacius or Kula Diamond. Both make much more sense.