Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-32003826-20200128235410/@comment-38700162-20200210221812

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TheMasterKat wrote: (Deadpool checks the clock.)

Deadpool: She should be coming in anytime now.

Static: Who?

Deadpool: The next winner. Combatants minding their own business, except Deadpool and Fulgore who are watching at the door

Deadpool: Oh yeah, here she come whoever she is.

Fulgore: I swear to your imaginary god, if the mistress comes in destroying the door, wall, or window, i'll blow the whole place up.

A bike can be heard coming closer to the bar.

Deadpool: OH!

Fulgore: I. AM. WARNING YOU.

When Fulgore is expecting something to explode, the winner just enters to the bar like a normal person.

Black Canary: Hello.

Deadpool: AYY!

Fulgore: Finally.

Batman: Hmph.

Black Canary: (Looking at the DC characters) Huh, most of the justice league is here, but where is Oliver?

Hawkeye: Yeah, about that...

Shao Kahn: YOU.

Shao Kahn screams at Black Canary

Black Canary: Yes, i killed your wife, so what?

Shao Kahn: No, there's no hatred between us because of that.

Black Canary: Oh...

Shao Kahn: My actual complain is more important.

Shao Kahn destroys the table.

Shao Kahn: YOU PREVENT ME FROM SAYING "FATALITY"!!!

Black Canary: What?

Deadpool: Bruh.

The Mask: Such a big problem in this society. (The Joker quickly approaches)

Spider-Man: Wow, that's so important.

Black Canary: Why does it even matters?

Shao Kahn: Why? WHY?! I`ve been announcing fatalities for dozens of years, you have no right to take that off from me.

Deadpool: (Loud) Mitsuru, we have some heated up boring discussion around here. Mitsuru: Alright calm down Shao Kahn.

Shao Kahn: Not till I tell her what happened with her lover.

Black Canary: What happened.

Shao Kahn: I think that cameo of yours from Oliver's battle should refresh your memory. Shao Kahn was about to show her but was then frozen in a block of ice​​​​​​​Mitsuru: My apologizes.

Black Canary: It's alright, besides I already know that Black Canary with him is not me. Deadpool: Then who was it? Black Canary: Some cosplayer, I guess.

Deadpool (to Black Canary): I was gonna say it was a Skrull but yours sound more realistic. Black Canary: That could be true.

Deadpool: All right the next match is... (As Deadpool looks at the next matchup) Hey Leo, you here.

Leo: I am, so what is it.

Deadpool: Your back in Death Battle to fight against Jason the Red Power Ranger! Leo: About time, well finally see who's the strongest leader.

The Mask: Actually Tommy is stron-

Deadpool: Hush peaseant. Leo: "Well, it seems kinda like a win-win situation. I win, I get a 3-0 record all on my own! He wins, he gets the Rangers' first win, and I get to visit my brothers in the other bar!"

Deadpool: "Yeah, but you'll die tho."​​​​​​ Hawkeye: Wait, Black Canary won?

Black Canary: And who's this ripoff of Oliver?

Hawkeye: Ripoff? Well, to let you know I killed your husband.

Black Canary: You WHAT?! Deadpool: Ooh...this isn't going to end well... '''Black Canary uses her Canary Cry on Hawkeye. It works, but not to the effect she wanted.''' Black Canary: "Wh-what?!"

Hawkeye: ​​​​​​​"Oh, yeah, should've mentioned - my hearing got damaged, so technically, that doesn't do much... still got one hell of a headache though, damn.." Black Canary: I'm sure this does. (As she kicks him in the nuts) Hawkeye, as he keels over in pain: "Oh, god, my quiver...!"

'''​​​​​​​Deadpool simply laughs. Mitsuru prepares for the healing.''' Deadpool as he gives Hawkeye an ice pack: Hey at least be lucky that you didn't get hit by Johnny or Falcon, that would be worse.

Hawkeye: I agree. Falcon: Oh yeah, that punch in the nuts was hard.