Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-31270269-20170313181642/@comment-30870165-20170828130216

ROLVeBloxxer wrote:

Clockworx wrote:

ROLVeBloxxer wrote: Mario vs Sonic (Mario somehow got fucking dizzy after losing his Mega Mushroom powers, which does not happen since Mario's endurance is inhuman due to him being a star child)

Luigi vs Tails ("Tails is stronger than Luigi" my ass)

Tracer vs Scout (Scout is far stronger, has more durability and has a wider arsenal, and if the rocket feat was an outlier then they're saying that Scout can't survive having his organs ripped out [comics])

Hulk vs Doomsday (just hated seeing Hulk dead in general)

Kirby vs Majin Buu (don't get me wrong I liked seeing Kirby win but at the same time i felt that the battle was wrong somewhat)

Bowser vs Ganon (they got their research on both characters fucked up, Dreamy Bowser was excluded entirely and they basically said Bowser's dark magic sucks dick compared to Ganondorf's. did I also mention Ganon =/= Ganondorf?)

Lara Croft vs Nathan Drake (Nathan's luck was downplayed entirely, that motherfucker survived a train crash and won a sword fight in a burning ship. (also Nathan got no recoil from an AK-47 somehow) They also used the highly unrealistic Lara Croft instead of the newer one.)

Ryu VS Scorpion (didn't like seeing Ryu get killed)

Goomba VS Koopa (don't get me wrong I love this battle, and I agree with the result, but did I not see the Koopa turn into a Dry Bone? because I saw that with my own eyes, so imo, Koopa would have won)

Pikachu vs Blanka (Pikachu shitstomps)

Kratos vs Spawn (hahaha no this battle is an absolute joke)

Bomberman vs Dig Dug (Hahaha no, they're saying that Dig Dug wins because he has a speed advantage over Bomberman which literally is the only thing they stated [recall Wiz stating " Dig Dug is a difficult opponent for anyone to beat, not for brute strength but maneuverability.") Problems:

1. Please explain Kratos v Spawn.

2. Using the original Lara Croft is completely fair, necessary and required.

3. You say you agree with Goomba vs Koopa, then say Koopa shoulda won.

4. Mario getting dizzy? Really? Not only is it up for debate if he got dizzy or not, but fights are literal eye candy and SA has admitted to inconsistencies that lie within battles. Like how Raiden didn't slice through Wolverine with the first few swings of his sword.

5. Please explain Hulk v Doomsday and Ryu v Scorpion.

I'm not bashing your opinions, but I am stating unnecessary statements and missing links. Sorry for not organizing this (phones wont let you do that) but 1] Believe me when I say I don't know too much about Spawn but I don't think Spawn can survive being crushed by a titan. 2] They're not using the more recent iterations of Lara to compare with Nathan, whos more realistic in general. 3] Yes I agree with Goomba vs Koopa and admit to saying Koopa winning, what I meant was, the animation showed Koopa turning into Dry Bones and Dry Bones for all I know can survive lava, which meant it could really go either way. 4] True, but also remember that they said "Mario is no match for Sonic's natural speed" which is bull because in Partners in Time, he dodges lasers. 5] Hulk vs Doomsday, hard to explain, but Ryu vs Scorpion, Ryu has much more destructive power along with having better reflexes and a better projectile. Also i said i didnt like seeing them die 1. I'll take it but I think he can.

2. Again, it's not like it's unfair to use the original, outlandish Lara.

3. Well, okay.

4. Sonic is faster than a FTL laser, so...

5. Alright.