Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-27305742-20190228035234/@comment-32003826-20190421202340

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1pizza877 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: 1mavstone wrote: 1pizza877 wrote: Bowser to Metal Sonic: Do you know what the next Death Battle is?

Metal Sonic: Yeah, Wario from your franchise versus King Dedede from the Kirby franchise, why did you ask?

Bowser: Remember the note?

Metal Sonic: What note?

'''[https://deathbattle.fandom.com/wiki/Thread:472255#237 Bowser shows the note which is the same note from Season 2. ] ''' Bowser: I talked to Dedede and he stated that he never sent me that letter. I looked into the handwriting and realized he was right, that would mean the only person who would write that letter, was you, and thanks to my other servants, they told me you helped Goomba 3-T23 and Koopa R-34D. I was going to pummel you, but i'm a busy man and father, so i'll let the Eternal and Virus take care of you. See ya.

Bowser walks away as Thanos and Sigma punish Metal Sonic for his naughty pranks

Metal Sonic: (gulp) Pikachu (to Bowser): Geez, never thought you would be like that, what's your secret?

Bowser (to Pikachu): I watched the Godfather and Christopher Walken movies. Pikachu: Ok then.

Bowser: One more thing which I haven't told him is that King Dedede also wanted to pummel Metal Sonic as well with 2 good reasons. 1 is that Metal Sonic almost made me go to his place and kick his ass like I did in our match in One Minute Melee and 2, Dedede doesn't like it when people frame him over something that he didn't do. 1 day later...Pikachu: Hey Thanos, what happened to Metal Sonic?

Thanos: First, Sigma and I did pummel him to the ground, Deathstroke joined because he hated him too, then I banished him to not the bathhouse but to Apokolips where the elite are currently punishing him. Pikachu: Let me guess, Metal Sonic is in the Omega Sanction right now? Thanos: "I'd presume so, yes." Volnutt: I just wanna ask, why is Metal Sonic's punishment taken so seriously? Bowser: "To put it in simple terms, the false letter from DeDeDe was part of an elaborate ruse from Goomba 3-T23 and Koopa R-34D to poison my son with images of my own demise, which surely would have haunted him severely. Their motives behind that call back to another situation, one which you have no right in knowing..."

Volnutt: "Really?? Wow, that's serious. Though, can't you give me a hint as to what that first 'situation' was?"

Thanos: "Young one, were you to even gain a fraction of knowledge pertaining to the incident that kick-started this chaos, you would instantly wish your mind were erased..."

Beck from Mighty No. 9: "Did someone say kicksta-"

Thanos, using his gauntlet, casually throws Beck into orbit.

Volnutt: "Huh... I guess I won't ask again then..."

Thanos: ​​​​"For your sake, yes..." Pikachu: So where is Goomba and Koopa anyways? Bowser: "From what I recall, I sent them to work in one of my Koopa Hotels."

Pikachu: "Really? Doesn't sound like that bad to me."

Bowser: "That's what they all say at first..." Pikachu: So your suggesting that the Koopa Hotels are bad? Bowser: "Of course they are! They're in the distant CD-i Dimension, where everything is looks and feels worse. The other version of me CD-i Bowser, helps me manage them since he technically set it up first, so I don't have to really touch that place. I just give him a few goons to help run it every now and again." At the Koopa Hotels. Goomba: Man these CD-i styles are killing me to the fact that it makes me want to cringe so much.

Koopa: At least it's better than having our asses kicked in World 1-1.

Goomba: Yeah I agree. Suddenly, the doors open, revealling

CD-i Mario: "Ey, Luigi, I heard King Koopa has some new recruits."

CD-i Luigi: "Really, Mario? Ooh, I hope they brought lots-a band-aids for when we're finished... and spaghetti..." Goomba and Koopa: Shit, let's get the fuck out of here! But it was too late.

Goomba/Koopa (as they are beaten up by CD-i Mario and Luigi): DAMN YOU, BOLD TEXT!

Deadpool: Hah! Fourth wall reference!