Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-32003826-20190520180003/@comment-28170158-20190614211103

MexicanJesus69 wrote: 1pizza877 wrote: MexicanJesus69 wrote: 1pizza877 wrote: MexicanJesus69 wrote: 1pizza877 wrote: MexicanJesus69 wrote: Deadpool teleports to the bar, except that only his head comes back.

Deadpool´s head : Hold the fuck up, where´s my sexy body?

Raiden : Well that´s just weird.

Prime : What happened to your body mutant?

Deadpool´s head : I dont know, maybe it was lost in the time-space breach i get into to teleport. Deadpool's body then gets teleported.

Deadpool: Ahh there it is, well nvm. Cable calls to Deadpool´s phone.

Deadpool : Hey man, what´s up?

Cable : Deadpool, we need your help, come to the closest alley, i´ll contact with you.

Deadpool : Alrighty. Guys, see you next time, X-Force stuff to do.

Deadpool leaves the bar and goes to the closest alley. Cable appears.

Deadpool : How´s it going Time Cop?

Cable : Turns out... This whole thing is a trap.

Cable shoots at Deadpool´s teleport device.

Deadpool : Wait, what the fuck? Cable turns out to be Stryfe, Cable´s evil twin.

Stryfe : Nowhere to run now, Wilson.

Deadpool : Ah, this is gonna su-

Stryfe grabs Deadpool and teleports to an unknown place. Deadpool: Alright, where the fuck am I! Deadpool sees he´s out in space, in a space-ship.

Deadpool : Far as hell for help, perfect.

Stryfe : Your stupid ass fooled my plan! How dare you, you lowtier mutant!?

Deadpool : What plan you cliche dumb-

Stryfe slaps Deadpool.

Stryfe : Death Seeds? Working with Cable, Fantomex and Psylocke?

Deadpool : Oh! That Future Fight epic mission! Yeah, we kicked your ass b*tch.

Stryfe : Now im kicking your life and this planet too! With my new machine, i´ll turn your home, into an Apocalypse! (laughs manically).

Deadpool : Oh screw you Cable Two.

Stryfe now kicks Deadpool in the balls so hard it explodes his legs.

Deadpool : Agh! you... Evil cocksucker!. Deadpool: Well good thing that I have a secret plan for myself!

Stryfe: And what would that be?

Deadpool: This! (As takes out his Pyko hammer and hits Stryfe's nuts so hard)

Stryfe on the ground: Aww you mother fucker!

Stryfe then sees Deadpool weilding the Fatman.

Stryfe: No, no, you would destroy the entire ship!

Deadpool: And I ain't letting you destroy my world so therefore, so long Evil Cable!

Stryfe: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Deadpool pulls the trigger, but problem is, The Fat Man hadnt any ammo.

Deadpool : You fucking kidding me? (remembers) Ah sh*t, i forgot i used it to feed Godzilla.

Stryfe : (Evil laugh) You fool!, you think i didnt thought about you fighting back!?

Strye grabs Deadpool, chokes him and puts him some handcuffs attached to the wall.

Deadpool : Alright, now i have to think about a Plan B.

Stryfe : Now, you have to watch your world die.

Deadpool : That´s Plan C. First i need a B.

Stryfe : Shut up!, '''Deadpool thinks for a moment, before an idea comes to his head. He lifts his mask and begins to bite into his wrist with enough force to cut his hand off. Using his now-severed hand to crawl up his leg, he'd reach his poolPhone and begin texting one of his friends - Dante. Just as he hits send, Stryfe turns around and spots what Wade is doing, shooting the gun and his hand - disintigrating both.'''

Deadpool: "Dude, not cool!"

Stryfe: "I'm not here to be cool, I'm here to kill."