Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-32003826-20200128235410/@comment-34073020-20200209193954

AwesomeEthan48 wrote: 1mavstone wrote:

WBH-LM27 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: DruidOfMN wrote: Spyro: Kong, I have a question for you.

Donkey Kong: Yes?

Spyro: If the phrase “Making it rain” refers to throwing bills, and the phrase “Making it Hail” refers to throwing coins, then how would someone “Make it Snow?” Donkey Kong: Don't ask questions you don't want the answers to be.

Spyro: Okay. '''Suddenly, the Mask kicks down the door, a big grin on his face, ready to answer Spyro's question. '''"IT'S S-"

Before he could answer, the screen would abruptly cut to Deadpool, wearing a two-piece suit and standing in an empty void, talking to the camera - oddly serious.

Deadpool: "Hello. My name is Deadpool, and I would like to formally apologise for the behavior of one Stanley 'The Mask' Ipkiss. His zany antics were just too much for us, and as such, we had to replace him with a more sane actor. Thank you for your understanding, and enjoy the show."

'''The camera cuts back to the bar, where there's just a cardboard cutout of the Mask. Nothing happens for a solid 10 seconds.'''

Deadpool: "Alright, I'm bored, bring him back in."

The Mask, while throwing out the cardboard cutout: ​​​​​​​"Gladly!" Deadpool: Anyway, the matchup is coming up, (to MegaMan.EXE) Please tell me those earplugs are coming this way right now!

MegaMan.EXE: They should be coming right-

Suddenly, a loud thud was heard outside as the boxes with earplugs are outside.

​​​​​​​MegaMan.EXE: -now. EXE then opens the door and brings the boxes of earplugs inside. The Mask: Nah i don't need those.

Mask's head explodes.

The Mask: (Talking without head) Nothing a cigarrette can't fix anyways.

When Mask is about light a cigarrette up, Superman punchs him in the belly, and grabs his cigarrette.

Superman: Never say yes to cigarrettes (crushes the cigarrette)

Deadpool: (Smoking 25 cigarrettes at the same time and coughing) Y-Yeah, blue boy scout's right

Deadpool dies of lung cancer moments later, not like he is not coming back.