Talk:Knuckles VS Donkey Kong/@comment-12846745-20150725025916/@comment-26176113-20150725042303

DK may have an expanded dong, but Knuckles fuckles with his four-headed schlong.

DK's might, just ain't cutting it, compared to Knuckles spiked gloves which'll make Kong shit...in fear

He knows his end is near, DK can't win, Knux will rip 'em a new one, put a banana in DK's rear.

Kong is queer, Knuckles is here, to become the toughest hero of the year.

Everyone has a chance, and Knux just rolled the dice, if he gets snake eyes he wins, he rolled one twice.

I'm afraid this battle is over. DK'll get run over by tumbling boulder.

Now Knuckles knows that he just won, one person on his hit-list crossed off is another one done.