Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-27305742-20181219233704/@comment-34073020-20190110142803

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1pizza877 wrote: MexicanJesus69 wrote: Ultron finally fixes Fulgore and his voice module is complete.

Fulgore : What´s this?. Every time i move i feel like a whale with morbid obesity. What is my purpose?.

Ultron : Your purpose is to be the bartender.

Fulgore : I understand.

Fulgore becomes the bartender of the winners´s bar

Fulgore : Somebody want a drink? Deadpool: I would but not right now because right now I gotta get my drone out of here! (As his drone was discovered by Yang) Deadpool pilots the drone away from Yang before Yang tries to pummel it Deadpool: Hell no I'm not gonna let my drone be destroyed, it's one of the most unique drones!

Tracer: What's unique about your drone.

Deadpool: It's one of the most expensive drones out there and what's the best is that it could react to any speed related action even the Flash itself what's really the best thing about it that shifts a little bit away from anything that tries to hit it as long it's activated and in fact it can actually escape any nuclear bomb because of it, so yeah, that is one Bad Ass drone.

Hawkeye: Where did you exactly get it?

Deadpool: Won from a black market in a bidding way.

At the Restaurant.

Yang: Sorry I have to go but don't worry, I'll meet you soon! (As she goes to chase Deadpool's drone) Scorpion : What is that (looks at drone)? Ah-Cheee!

Scorpion sneezes and accidentally throws fire to the drone, melting it.

Deadpool : There it goes two million dollars, goddamnit, well, time to kill someone (grabs his katanas and walks to Scorpion). Strange: No need for that. (As he time haxes Deadpool's drone back to normal)

Deadpool: Gee thanks, well nevermind about the fight then. (As he grabs his drone and puts away his katanas)

Deadpool: Anyways, what brings you here...

Fate: Brought him here so just in case there won't be another fight.

Deadpool: Neat, thanks Strange.

Strange: Np. (As he goes back to the losers) Jotaro and Ryu enter the bar like it's the end of the world Jotaro: Deadpool, you bastard!

Deadpool: Renner did it!

Hawkeye: What? You helped!

Ryu: That's not important, right now, there...

Deadpool: Don't tell me, there's a pissed Goldilocks coming to this bar and wanting to turn me into a carcass on the road?

Ryu: Yes.

Deadpool: She's gone Super Saiyan?

Ryu: Most likely.

Deadpool brings out his rifle

Deadpool: Bring it on. Naruto notices some dust outsideNaruto: Uh guys, do you we get dust storms in this part of town?

It turns out to be Yang on her motorcycle, gone full freak out mode, feeling like wrecking everything around her TJ Combo: Jokes on her, I've been preparing for this moment!

Deadpool places the hand in front of him

Deadpool: No, this is my mess. I was worried if it will end up the 2017 incident that I didn't focus the trust for her.

Deadpool goes outside and loads his rifle

Deadpool: And I'm gonna fix it.

Hawkeye then joins him

Hawkeye: You weren't the only one, remember, I was also the key part of the problem.

As Hawkeye prepares his bow, Jotaro and Ryu joined as well

Jotaro: Good grief, and here I thought things wouldn't get any messy.

Ryu: We all make mistakes, and it is our duty to fix them.

Deadpool: Thanks guys!

Deadpool then puts on his earbuds and puts on "In Case of Badass Fight" tape in his Walkman Yang: I'll get you bastards!

Master Chief then appears out of no where with a Gravity Hammer and slams her bike thus destroying her bike to the point where she landed unconcious while his theme (the same one that was played from his battle when he defeated Doomguy) gets played.

Then Master Chief goes to Yang who is still unconcious and teabags her.

Master Chief: Sorry about that guys, couldn't resist it but I'm also responsible as because I helped too. Deadpool: Aw C'mon!

Ryu: Well, ok then.

Hawkeye: That leaves the question, what do we do, if she wakes up, she'll pound the bar.

Dr. Fate: I believe I can help with that.

And so, Dr. Fate uses his abilities to rewrite her memories and teleport her to the restaurant like nothing happened.

Deadpool: Thanks. I owe you.

Dr. Fate: You're welcome, but if that happens again, it's on you.

Deadpool (talking to Hawkeye): Wanna get a drink?

Hawkeye: Sure. Master Chief : Now i wonder from where i have get a Gravity Hammer.