User blog:Sonicfan1996/25 ways Superman could beat Goku

Inspired by Mr Sunday's Movies

Keep in mind this is a joke so please don't rage.

1. Punch through him

2. Heat vision his brains out

3. Fly through him at the speed of light

4. Force him to play Superman 64

5. Force him to watch Dragon Ball Evolution

6. Throw him into the sun.

7. Blow up the earth when Goku can't breath in space.

8. If Goku's charging up an attack Superman can just punch through his stomach.

9. Sneak behind him and snap his neck

10. Put him in the Phantom Zone

11. Ask him for help fighting Doomsday than fly away.

12. Fly back in time and kill his parents before he was born.

13. Rip him in half.

14. Invite him to dinner and poison his food.

15. Force him to fight Darkseid

16. Use his solar flare to incinerate Goku.

17. Punch him 1000's of times at the speed of light till he explodes

18. If Goku has kryptonite blow it out of his hand and throw him into space.

19. Shove 100's of Big Macs in his mouth at the speed of light till he has a heart attack and dies.

20. If Goku starts fighting back Superman could just tank all his punches until the JLA arrives and beats Goku up.

21. Tell him how awful his fanbase is.

22. Throw the moon at him.

23. Fly to a far away Solar System and when Goku transports there blow up the sun causing a supernova that will kill Goku.

24. Go onto his planet and eat all the food at massivly faster than light speeds. Goku would starve to death.

25. Sneeze on him.

I might make more later or maybe even a top 25 ways Sonic can beat Mario.