Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-27305742-20190119195806/@comment-32003826-20190217215539

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1mavstone wrote: 1pizza877 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: Spawn noticed a girl in the bar

Spawn: Hey Deadpool. You know this chick?

Deadpool: I don't know. It's my first time seeing her. Doctor Fate: Kay Challis, what brings you to this bar? Deadpool: You know her?

Dr. Fate: I know everyone in my universe.

Kay: Yeah! I thought you knew with your 4th wall breaks, Green Lantern.

Deadpool: Don't you dare call me that!

Kay: Oh I'm sorry... Walker.

Deadpool: That tears it!

Deadpool brings out his katanas to slice her up until Raven stops him

Raven: Wait!

Deadpool: You know her too?

Raven: Yes. She has powers but unlike anything I've seen, she is unique.

Deadpool: How so?

Raven: For this personality, she goes by Hammerhead.

Deadpool: Well, I think she's rude, thank you!

Nightwing: Personality? You said personality.

Raven: Well spotted, go to the head of the class. You can put your post back, 1pizza887. Already did anyways back to the story.

Deadpool: So are you gonna do something with herand oh by the way, today we also have a grand opening of the meseum today after the construction is finished. Kay: I- I think the museum is a g- g- good place for memoirs.

Spawn: Now she's nervous.

Raven: Yup, this is Penny Farthing.

Deadpool: Yeah, I'm confused about her and her abilities.

Sits in the bar's chair Cool Teacher style

Deadpool: Tell me. Dr. Fate: Allow me. She was exposed to an alien bomb when she was young which gave her schizophrenia with 64 alternate personalities. Deadpool: Good point and at least explains everything but anyways, all yours. Raven: Also, each personality had their own abilities. Kay (Hammerhead): Alright, so everyone now knows me, so f**k off and die, pony lover.

Raven: Oh, it is on.

Nightwing, Master Chief, and Spawn hold her down to stop her from killing her Deadpool: So, Hammerhead, or Penny, or... whatever you are, I can tell that you had to be here for a reason. So, please tell me before Darkseid comes and kills you multiple times.

Kay (The Secretary): I was here to warn you about someone who's coming for you, but what's the point.

Dr. Fate: Secretary, would you please tell us who this person you mentioned is.

Kay (Spinning Jenny): I don't know! I saw a glimpse! Deadpool: Could you at least describe the glimpse? Kay (Penny Farthing): It was a w-w-woman. With g-gold eyes.

Deadpool: Aw sh*t. It's Cleo Redwood, is it?

Dante: But Roshi contained her.

Kay (Hammerhead): She also wore something from the 70s. Bad fashion sense, I say, but not as bad as Superman wearing tights am I right?

Superman: I am right here, miss!