Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-27305742-20190618163425/@comment-34073020-20190808205400

1pizza877 wrote: MexicanJesus69 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: 1pizza877 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: MexicanJesus69 wrote: 1pizza877 wrote: MexicanJesus69 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: MexicanJesus69 wrote: WBH-LM27 wrote: 1pizza877 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: Ultron starts to giggle

Deadpool: What's so funny?

Ultron: You'll see.

Deadpool: Why are you saying that?

Ultron: You'll see. Deadpool: Can you like explain? Ultron: "You will find out what I'm finding funny some time in the near future."

Deadpool: "... so I'll-"

Ultron: "You'll see, yes." Deadpool: So i´ll see.

Ultronn: You´ll see.

Deadpool: Will everyone else also see?

Ultron: They´ll see.

Deadpool: Will my bald homie Darkseid see?

Ultron: He´ll see.

Deadpool: Alright then, keep your secrets. MegaMan.EXE: You posted Dr. Eggman's nudes on Twitter didn't you?

Ultron: How did you-

MegaMan.EXE: I looked into your systems and checked your memories and saw you doing that. Deadpool: Whoa whoa whoa, are you telling me he posted cursed images on Twitter? That´s going to melt a lot of eyes.

Ultron: Reeeee-

Deadpool: EXE you better delete that shit. .EXE: On it! Ultron: You cant catch me ali-

Darkseid slaps his head and tears it off his body.

Darkseid: You´re not even alive.

Ultron: Ah heck. And so, MegaMan.EXE removed the cursed photos on TwitterDeadpool: And to be safe, I removed Ultron's twitter account.

Ultron: https://youtu.be/IMC0uZY2iH0?t=517 Ultron: You'll never know the name of all my accounts.

Deadpool: Oh yeah, Ultron #1, Ultron #2, all of your accounts have the same name, .EXE delete them all!

.EXE: With pleasure!

Ultron: Damn you bastards! Master Chief: What a shame, that's where I get those Halo tricks. ​​​​​​​

EXE deletes Ultron#95 and then Ultron laughs hard.

Ultron: You anime-looking teen cyborg asshole, you just deleted Deadpool´s account which i renamed into Ultron #95, now all his shit is Gone​​​​​​​

Deadpool: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7AeEOb9Ebg

Deadpool kicks Ultron´s head off the bar. Deadpool: Send that bastard son of a b*tch to the Omega Sanction.

Darkseid: I had that in mind.

Darkseid then sends Ultron to the Omega Sanction.

.EXE: Here I managed to recover your account.

Deadpool: Thank you!

.EXE: Np!

Darkseid: Once Ultron learns his lesson, I'll take him out. Someone enters into the bar: It was Ultron, but he had some clothes and a french hat.

Deadpool: Wait, how much time it passed?

EXE: Like 2 seconds.

Darkseid: What.

Ultron: Good job Uxas, you send the corrupted Ultron to the Shadow World, just never let him leave again.

Deadpool: Wait, that Ultron wasnt the OG Ultron?

Ultron: It never was, i was trying to conquer the world while he came here screwing around, i thought you would tell, i never​​​​​​​ swear like that, even saying the N word gives me cringe,

Deadpool: So... Welcome to the bar?

Ultron: Thanks, i´ll probably be more polite than that cheap knock-off.