Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-27416494-20190104001129/@comment-30480843-20190104014224

Pit: Hey, it's Snake! I haven't seen him in years! How's it going, Snake?!

Snake: Otacon, I'm fighting a kid dressed like an angel. Isn't it too early for Halloween?

Otacon: That's no costume, Snake. That's a real angel, named Pit. Pit is a servant of the goddess Palutena.

Palutena: Did someone mention my name?

Snake: What the-?! This is a private call! How'd you get access?

Palutena: Oh, it's simple! I used my power of eavesdropping~

Snake: Well, looks like there's no point in trying to hide stuff from a goddess.

Pit: Hey, don't feel bad, Snake! Lady Palutena's always someone I trust with my private conversations!

Viridi: What about me, Pit? Do you trust me as much as you trust her?

Pit: Oh, I uh... *Nervously* I trust you too, Viridi!

Otacon: Can you believe it, Snake? You're talking to real goddesses!

Snake: If you ask me, it sounds more like they're having private conversations with themselves. How is this supposed to help me?'''

Viridi: Oh, relax, Snake! We're here to help, just like Octagon!

Otacon: Actually, it's uh... Otacon. But moving on, watch out for Pit's Upperdash arm. If it connects, it'll send you soaring into the air!

'''Palutena: And Pit, watch out for Snake's gadgets. He's got quite the range with his land mines and missiles, each of which can have quite an impact if they hit.'''

'''Pit: Understood. This is gonna be awesome!'''

Snake: This is gonna be irritating...