Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-32003826-20190630032043/@comment-34073020-20190913191607

WBH-LM27 wrote: MexicanJesus69 wrote: 1pizza877 wrote: 1mavstone wrote:

1pizza877 wrote: MexicanJesus69 wrote: 1pizza877 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: 1pizza877 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: 1pizza877 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: 1pizza877 wrote: Pikachu: Hey Doomguy?

Doomguy: Yes.

Pikachu: I always wonder, is it true that your great grandfather could be B.J. Blazkowicz from the Wolfenstein series and named after him? Doomguy: What gave you that idea? Pikachu: Something that I heard and found online. Doomguy: Do tell. Pikachu: Come to think of it, this could mean that both the Doomverse and Wolfenstein universe are connected with each other. Doomguy: Could be. Pikachu: Does your other counterpart Doomslayer know about this? Doomguy: I have the theory that Doomslayer has all the knowledge possible on this universe, he probably knows the answer to this, but since his voice is pure cosmic horror, it cant tell us properly. Pikachu: Right unless we could get him to write. Weiss: You know, you keep saying that Doomslayer's voice is cosmic horror. How do you know that?

Doomguy: Simple. I heard his voice before.

Pikachu: Well, we know that. But how?

Doomguy: Simple.

--Flashback--

Doomguy (Past): Alright, it took us an eternity. But we finally found a potion that can make you speak finally. You ready?

Doomslayer (Past) drinks the potion

Doomguy (Past): So, how do you feel?

Doomslayer (Past) tries to speak but what came out was this

Doomguy (Past): screaming loudly in pain

--End of Flashback-- Doomguy: And that's how it all happenned. Doomguy: And yeah, writing could be useful but...

Pikachu: He writes cosmic horror?

Doomguy: He cant even write.

Pikachu: Why not?

Doomguy: No one taught him.

Mario: Hey! Luigi knows how to write, he can teach him (To Luigi) Hey brother.

Luigi is lying on the ground sleeping with bottles around him.

Mario: Oh mamma mia! Luigi´s drunk again!

Pikachu: (Searchs for Doctor Strange) Where is Strange?

Deathstroke: He went to play pool with Doctor Fate.

Pikachu: Ah frick.

Luigi keeps sleeping.

Doomguy: Maybe if i shoot at the ground with the BFG9000-

Mario: No no no! That would destroy all the bar paisano.

Doomguy´s already charging the BFG9000

Doomguy: Too late, we can at least tr-

Pikachu slaps Doomguy.

Pikachu: No you dumb sh*t, aim the weapon somewhere!

Pikachu opens a window and Doomguy shoots out of the bar to the sky, Thanos, who was in the Thanoscopter, gets his vehicle destroyed by the beam and the Thanoscopter falls to the ground and explodes.

Pikachu: Phew.

Mario: Never do that again DoomMan.

Luigi wakes up.

Luigi: Oh he-

Suddenly, Thanos enters to the bar with fury.

Deathstroke: How do you go from trying to wake Luigi to pissing Thanos off?

Thanos: WHO DARES TO DESTROY MY VEHICLE!?

Pikachu: WHY DO YOU EVEN NEED A VEHICLE!? Thanos: "YOU DARE TO QUESTION ME, RAT?!"

Pikachu: "YEAH, I DO DARE. WHY DO YOU NEED A VEHICLE WHEN YOU CAN JUST TELEPORT YOURSELF WITH THE GAUNTLET?!"

Thanos: "BECAUSE I'VE ALWAYS WANTED A HELICOPTER!!!"

Pikachu: "THAT- actually, that makes sense... somewhat..."

Thanos: "Thank you for understanding."

Pikachu: "No problem."

Thanos: "Anyways, DEMON SLAYER!!!"

Doomguy: "There's a lot of those, but I'm assuming you mean me..." Thanos: I DONT KNOW, THERE ARE PLENTY OF DEMON SLAYERS HERE.

Doomguy: That´s not tru-

Doomguy notices Pikachu, Mario and Deathstroke wearing the same armor as Doomguy, but adjusted to their shape.

Pikachu: (Whispering) We´re trying to help you.

Doomguy: Oh, i dont know who could have been...

Pikadoom: You sure it was a demon slayer pal?

Thanos: Who else carries a BFG9000?

DoomStroke: I heard demons learnt how to use a BFG9000, you will need more information my friend.

Marioom: Yeah, go to hell-a Thanos, you´ll possibly find something there