Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-27305742-20190618163425/@comment-34073020-20190724035141

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MexicanJesus69 wrote: Godzillavkk wrote: 1pizza877 wrote: Godzillavkk wrote: 1pizza877 wrote: Godzillavkk wrote: Spawn and Dante are sitting next to eachother.

Spawn: Malbolgia was once rivals with your father.

Dante: Yeah, Dad was never really big with the Lords of Hell. I don't like demons.

Spawn: Even though your half demon and I'm a demon myself.

Dante: Well I suppose there are exceptions. People often think me and Bayonetta would make a good coulple, but a demon hunter's gotta do his duty. And a witch who serves demons is no ally of a demon hunter.

Spawn: I've faced foes from both heaven and hell, and until Black Panther, I was the face of black superheroes. Black Panther: Speaking of which, I'm also getting a sequel.

Spawn and Dante: Nice.

Deadpool: Speaking of sequels, SDCC have revealed quite a lot of amazing stuff for Marvel Studios, some release dates for upcomming movies and heck even new upcomming series and some of them that are in this bar are really quite excited about it! Aquaman: I'm getting a sequel as well. Jason's been working out to regain those muscles, but I fear the papparazi is going to be harsh on Mera, after what Amber's been accused of.

Batman: I'm getting a new actor in the form of Robert Pattison. And already petitions are out requesting Catwoman be played by Kristian Stuart. Good choice if I was played by someone else, but I doubt the two will want to be on camera with eachother after all the hate they got the last time they were on camera.

Aquaman: It seems we have co-stars who's lives are too heaviliy watched. At least got to fight Stepphenwolf! Deadpool: Although we already do know that Black Widow is getting a movie.

Hawkeye: I'm really glad that I'm getting myself an original series. Black Widow: But how? I sacrificed myself in Endgame. A prequel wouldn't do much because it's already a forgone conclusion. The only other option would be if someone went inside the realm of souls and bailed me out. But that would take away the focus. Deadpool: Why not a prequel movie? Spidey will get a prequel series, he´s gonna fight against Kraven.

Spider-Man: WHERE IS KRAVEN?

Deadpool: I didnt say Kraven was here, i said you´re fighting Kraven in your first live-action series.

Spider-Man: Ah, alright. Still, where´s Kraven?

Deadpool: Who knows, last time i saw him he was dead.

Shredder: I aint Kraven but im bored as hell and i would use to beat your ass.

Spider-Man: You dont want this fight Shredder.

Shredder: Bring it on.

Spider-Man: [//youtu.be/EZpmfghzHcU?t=25 https://youtu.be/EZpmfghzHcU?t=25]

Shredder: Alright! i surrender, you won trash.

Kenshiro´s about to touch Spider-Man but Deadpool grabs his hand.

Deadpool: Hey, Shredder wanted his ass beaten, he will not do that again if he´s not provoked. Batman: Don't underestimate Shredder though. I needed help from an unexpected place in order to deal with him.

Leonardo: He's right you know. Kenshiro: Very well as long there's no chaos going on.

Thor: I'm was really surprised that they have announced my 4th installment to my franchise and I heard that it's even gonna feature my ex-girlfriend Jane Frost. Deadpool: Huh... Turns out, what i thought it was gonna be a live-action series of Spider-Man, is just a fan-film.

Spider-Man: Yeah, i supposed that.

(In other table)

Ultron: Im just saying that i could research one of the Autobots corpse so i can go further in my investigations.

Optimus Prime: That´s desecration, im not letting you do that!.

Ultron: But this research could help robots.

Optimus Prime: It´s wrong to do so.

Ultron: So ripping Megatron´s head off his shoulders was right?!

Optimus Prime: That´s another Optimus, not me.

Ultron: Then tearing Ratchet in half was right?

Optimus Prime: Ratchet is an autobot, you know nothing about cybertronians.

Ultron: Just let mee research.

Optimus Prime: No. Ratchet: Hey what's going on you guys. Deadpool: Not you, someone called Ratchet that is a giant medical robot.

Ratchet: Oh, still, i want to hear what´s going on.

Ultron: WHAT´S WITH YOU AND YOUR DESIRE TO PROTECT HUMANS? THEY TREAT YOU LIKE TRASH.

Optimus Prime: It´s the correct thing, and yet again you´re wrong, im friend with most of human being here, except for Deadpool, he´s annoying.

Deadpool: (Gasp) You motherfucker... Black Widow: Would you rip his head off to? And before you say that was another Prime, it had to be done in that scenario. Optimus Prime: Rip who´s head? Megatron or Deadpool? Black Widpw: Deadpool's. Of course he'll still be alive. Unless you shoot him. But if you're all good, I've had my fun. Optimus Prime: I was actually kidding about Deadpool, don't hate him. Widow: I figuered. Optimus Prime: But I could shoot him. (As he shoots Deadpool)

Deadpool: Fuck you. Optimus Prime: Although I never kill humans except for one in my Death Battle when I figured it out. MM.EXE: Well, today is... eventful. Anyway, tomorrow is the match, hope everyone got their greetings ready! Deadpool: Which reminds me, (To Yoshi) incase she does something biased, call Noel. Yoshi: Yo n i gga who the f*ck is Noel?

Deadpool: HUH?! Since when you talk like a proffessional street gangster?

Yoshi: Since always my homie, now tell who´s that b*tch Noel.

Deadpool: No, not since always, you always acted like a friendly dinosaur, what´s going on? Godzilla picks up deadpool and puts him in eye contact range

Godzilla: Not every dinosaur is friendly you know.

Deadpool: I can see that. CHuckes nervously

Godzilla: Very good. (Drops deadpool who makes a hole in the floor) Deadpool: (Comes out of the floor and pulls up a pistol) Alright, who of you wants to die?

Iron Man: What about you?

Deadpool: Alright (shoots himself in the head and falls into the hole).

Shredder:... Hu-

Deadpool comes out of the hole again and noscopes Shredder in the eye before he could finish talking.

Shredder: Agh! You´re going to pay for that!.

Deadpool: How the hell are you even alive?

Iron Man: Better question, what the hell was all that? Deadpool: Well, since Gwenpool can break the fourth wall with jumping out of the comic, I figured I would be one step ahead, so now, I can do what you just witnessed. Deadpool: Y´know, it´s just Deadpool being Dea-

Iron Man: Alright, i had understand. Just dont do that again.

Deadpool: Why not? It´s my purpose in fiction, break the fourth wall and eat some tacos. Raiden: Well that can get pretty annoying at times. And if you were annoying for Wolverine, you'd best be afraid of Jack the Ripper! Deadpool: Man, huh, that was extremely cringy, the way you said it and how actually necessary it was, i could rip off my eyes right now.

Shredder: Just shoot yourself again please.

Deadpool: Right now im not in the mood. Deadpool: For now, I'll just go and eat some chimichangas. Spider-Man: About that...

Deadpool: Where the fuck are my precious chimichangas.

Spider-Man: Mario ate them all.

Deadpool: Oh, it´s italian massacre tonight.