Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-32003826-20200128235410/@comment-34073020-20200210001919

AwesomeEthan48 wrote: 1mavstone wrote:

AwesomeEthan48 wrote: 1mavstone wrote:

MexicanJesus69 wrote: AwesomeEthan48 wrote: 1mavstone wrote:

WBH-LM27 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: DruidOfMN wrote: Spyro: Kong, I have a question for you.

Donkey Kong: Yes?

Spyro: If the phrase “Making it rain” refers to throwing bills, and the phrase “Making it Hail” refers to throwing coins, then how would someone “Make it Snow?” Donkey Kong: Don't ask questions you don't want the answers to be.

Spyro: Okay. '''Suddenly, the Mask kicks down the door, a big grin on his face, ready to answer Spyro's question. '''"IT'S S-"

Before he could answer, the screen would abruptly cut to Deadpool, wearing a two-piece suit and standing in an empty void, talking to the camera - oddly serious.

Deadpool: "Hello. My name is Deadpool, and I would like to formally apologise for the behavior of one Stanley 'The Mask' Ipkiss. His zany antics were just too much for us, and as such, we had to replace him with a more sane actor. Thank you for your understanding, and enjoy the show."

'''The camera cuts back to the bar, where there's just a cardboard cutout of the Mask. Nothing happens for a solid 10 seconds.'''

Deadpool: "Alright, I'm bored, bring him back in."

The Mask, while throwing out the cardboard cutout: "Gladly!" Deadpool: Anyway, the matchup is coming up, (to MegaMan.EXE) Please tell me those earplugs are coming this way right now!

MegaMan.EXE: They should be coming right-

Suddenly, a loud thud was heard outside as the boxes with earplugs are outside.

​​​​​​​MegaMan.EXE: -now. EXE then opens the door and brings the boxes of earplugs inside. The Mask: Nah i don't need those.

Mask's head explodes.

The Mask: (Talking without head) Nothing a cigarrette can't fix anyways.

When Mask is about light a cigarrette up, Superman punchs him in the belly, and grabs his cigarrette.

Superman: Never say yes to cigarrettes (crushes the cigarrette)

Deadpool: (Smoking 25 cigarrettes at the same time and coughing) Y-Yeah, blue boy scout's right

Deadpool dies of lung cancer moments later, not like he is not coming back. Deadpool respawns after that Mario: Well, I want to-a test these out-a.

Mario then opens one of the boxes and takes out a pair of earplugs, which he then putw into his ears.

EXE (to Mario): So, do they work? Mario: What?

Deadpool (to MegaMan.EXE): They definitely work. Mario: I'm-a sorry, but-a what are-a you two talking about-a?

EXE: Mario, the earplugs work.

Mario: What?

EXE: I said the earplugs work!

Mario: Okay, I'm-a taking these off-a, because I can't-a here you!

Mario then takes off the earplugs.

Mario: So, what-a were you-a saying again, EXE?

EXE: I SAID THE EARPLUGS WORK!...Oh, you took them off.

Mario: Well, why didn't you-a tell-a me sooner?

EXE: Because you...never mind... King DDD: (To Master Chief) I heard you're into hammers.

Master Chief: What? No, there was only one hammer i used and it's not my favourite weapon.

King DDD: What's wrong about hammerss?

Master Chief: They're slow, they're heavy, they're too risky, enemy can dodge them anytime.

King DDD: That's not true, you're just a casual with hammers.

Master Chief: You talk yourself like you're amazing with hammers, but in Smash Bros you can only reach mid-tier with that weapon that fits a snail travel velocity.

King DDD: You're not even in Smash, you can't talk about it!

Master Chief: I've got better sh*t to do that beat 8 emos with long knifes.

King DDD: YOU'RE JUST A SPACE CAPTAIN AMERICA.

Master Chief: AND YOU'RE A FAT PIECE OF SH*T!... You know what? Maybe it's time for temporarily like hammers (pulls out gravity hammer) SO I CAN HIT YOU SO HARD YOU'LL BECOME 2D AGAIN!

King DDD: OH IT'S ON!

Deadpool: (Entering the bar) Yo, you wouldn't know what happened in the other bar, Johnny Cage killed-

Deadpool didn't realized he was in the middle of the ordeal, he is hitted so har by both hammers that the only thing that remains is a pile of gore.

Deadpool: (Regenerating) Hey what the fuck, stop it, they killed me three times in a day, that's too much even for comic standards.