Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-27305742-20190119195806/@comment-27034312-20190225140412

1mavstone wrote: UTC Scrappy wrote: Deadpool: Morning everyone! Hey Seph, can I talk to you about something?

Sephiroth: Sure, what is it?

Deadpool: You see, with all of the crazy stuff we've been going through lately, you seem to be a bit exasperated with it. Rather be with your girlfriend and all that jazz. Well, the thing is, I think most of the villains in both bars are jealous of your girlfriend.

Sephiroth: You mean Cinder, but why?

Deadpool: It's not the character design, its her character in terms of personality. I know a lot of us have had our successes too, but they really don't like her because of what she's done. Not to mention she's arrogant, ruthless, cruel, egotistical, she rarely loses her cool, she doesn't care about her teammates-

Sephiroth: Just like most of us villains.

Deadpool: I know but still, if she were here I'd give her a piece of my mind and a little bit of something else if you know what I-

???: Ahem.

Deadpool: She's right behind me, isn't she?

Cinder: What do you think?

Deadpool: Oh hey, we were just talking about you!

Sephiroth: Cinder! What are you doing here?

Cinder: I came to see you. I'm only stopping by for a short while. I like what you've done with the place. Reminds me of Beacon before it fell. Sephy, Neo's waiting outside with the airship. Ready to go?

Sephiroth: You know I am, Cindy. I'll see you guys later.

Dante: Hold on a minute. As long you're here I want to ask you something.

Cinder: Alright, what is it?

Dante: Why do you put up with that old hag of a Grimm, Salem? It's bad enough she's making you commit all of these horrible atrocities in but you're still loyal to her? Even after all she's done to you? Cinder: Just like what Master Chief said, that's classified information.

Dante: What does that-

Cinder and Sephiroth left the bar

Dante: Dang it!