Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-32003826-20190630032043/@comment-30076428-20190814215908

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MexicanJesus69 wrote: WBH-LM27 wrote: MexicanJesus69 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: MexicanJesus69 wrote: Everyone is minding their business while Lobo goes to the bar at full velocity with his Spacehog, what Lobo doesnt know is that the bar´s walls are reinforced in vibranium.

All of a sudden, everyone hears something smashing against the walls, then an explosion (The Spacehog explodes by the collision).

Pikachu: Hehe, dumbass.

Then Lobo enters for the door covered in flames and with all of his skin carbonized, he sits in a chair looking to everyone while he regenerates.

Lobo: Ouch.

Deathstroke: Welcome to the losers bar Lobo.

Lobo: I cant fucking believe it. Fraggin Infernal Papyrus beat me in the fight. He ate my soul like if he was eating v***** and NOW I LOOK LIKE A STUPID ASSHOLE FOR SAYING I WAS GOING TO THE WINNERS BAR.

Pikachu: Heh, just like Thanos.

Thanos: Yeah, but this time, Marvel has get it´s victory, today we broke our rival´s streak, this is a day to celebrate! Doctor Strange: If you want to calm down, we do have a portal to hell.

Lobo: Is that Rider b*tch there?

Doctor Strange: I guess so!

Lobo: Then I'm off! I'm coming for you, Ghost Rider!

Lobo enters the portal to hell.

Doomguy: And just in time too. The demons have came back.

Pikachu: But I thought-

Doomguy: Blame Doctor Strange's fight with Fate. Deathstroke: Ghost Rider is not there right?

Doctor Strange: No... Oh right, Doomguy close the portal or he´s getting here again.

Doomguy closes the portal before Lobo gets out. Lobo: "Fraggin Basti-"

One of Lobo's fingers get cut off as the portal closes, falling to the ground. Deathstroke: Sh*t, destroy that finger before it regenerates! ​​​​​​​Ben, turned into Heatblast, and Ace burn the finger before it regenerates. Pikachu: Well at least that would calm him down. Then they heard motorcycle noises nearby.​​​​​​​Pikachu: Whoops. Spoke too soon. Lobo jumps out of the spacehog and takes down the door, he enters rolling and grabs his shotgun.

Lobo: You bastichs lied to me!!!

Sigma: Have some manners idiot! Lobo was about to attack the bar but was stopped by Thanos via Time Stone and Doctor Strange's bands of Cyttorak.Thanos: I understand you are pissed right now. But we don't fight in this bar, so either you calm down, or i'll snap you to a cupcake!

Lobo: (stutters) MMMMM! FINE!

​​​​​​​Thanos and Doctor Strange release Lobo Lobo sits down, grabbing a bottle of whiskey and downing it.Tifa: "You gonna pay for that?"

Lobo: "The Main Man pays for every beverage. And tips."

Tifa: ​​​​​​​"Huh. Then drink as much as you like!" Lobo: Alri- (Looks at Pikachu who was drinking from like 45 bottles of whisky) What the fuck rat.

Pikachu: What? You said you were going to *hip* pay. '''Lobo thinks for a moment, before realising. '''​​​​​​​"...touché, rat. Touché..." Lobo: Alright, here's the payment and come to think of it (to Pikachu) you sound like Deadpool.

Pikachu: Yeah, he's my friend and we've both have the same actor, why do you ask? Lobo: How is that-

Pikachu: It's a long story and I suppose I can explain to you what this place is.

CUE THE WACKY MUSICAL NUMBER ABOUT EVERY DEATH BATTLE COMBATA-

Lobo: Nope. Not letting that happen. Not without the right music.

Lobo brings a boombox with heavy metal playing.

​​​​​​​Lobo: Now you can go. '''WIth an explanation while heavy metal music gets played. Lobo: '''I see, so you all have lost your battles while some of them have won.

Pikachu: Yep and for those that won and lost their fights, they are allowed to switch bars like Wonder Woman, Thor, Batman, Metal Sonic, and Ryu. Pikachu: WIth that said, the next matchup is the same one that Sigma showed me and that is Tommy Oliver as Dragonzord VS Akane Yashiro as MechaGodzilla! Lobo: Oh yeah? (smashes cigar) when is Ghost Rider vs Lobo 2?

Pikachu: Huh...

Lobo: I´ll crash that skull and k*ck his bones to the moon, or im going to make a guitar with his bones, or eat his g-

Pikachus: Jesus, calm down.

Lobo: The Main Man doesnt shut u-

Sigma puts a device in his mouth and shuts him up.

Sigma: So annoying. Lobo then removes the device.Lobo: Like I said, the Main Man never shuts up!

Thanos: Very well, I do know a place that you would enjoy, you like women do you?

Lobo: Yeah, mostly the ones that love to play rough.

Thanos: Good, that I means I get to send you to the bathouse.

Thanos then sends Lobo to the anime bathhouse full of naked anime women.

Thanos: ​​​​​​​Before you ask, yes I am aware of what happened last time when I sent Doomguy but since Lobo loves women, I'd love to see of how this plays out and besides, nothing's worse is gonna happen.

'''At the anime bathhouse. '''

Lobo: Ooh, hello ladies.

Anime Naked Women: Pervert!

'''The anime naked women then attack Lobo but doesn't affect him. '''

Lobo: You know, I love it when women plays rough but instead.

'''Lobo then throws a flashbang and knocks the women unconcious. '''

Lobo: How about we make some love. Pikachu: Dude, he´s gonna kill them all, he´s too powerful for the boyfriends, sent him to Fortnite, so we see what happens.

Thanos: Alright.

Lobo gets teleported to Fortnite map.

Lobo: Huh? What the frag? where are the ladies?! Lobo: Damn it, I was about to have an orgy with them!

'''Lobo then sees a fortnight player who is then seeing Lobo being naked. ''' (Back at the bar...)

Pikachu: Have we ever been this scared of a new arrival?

Boba Fett: I believe we were pretty scared when Godzilla came. Speaking of which, hey Tommy, did you know you're getting a crack at MechaGodzilla?

Tommy: Wait, what?

Boba: Yeah, you're using the Dragonzord this time.