Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-27305742-20191209015614/@comment-27305742-20191224155523

1mavstone wrote: 1pizza877 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: 1pizza877 wrote: Deadpool: Well everyone, happy Christmas Eve and you know what this means, it means that today is the Christmas Party! Dracula: Bah humbug!

Might Guy: What's with him?

Deadpool (to Might Guy): He hates Christmas because of the fact it involves God and we all know why. Dracula: While you all have your fun, I'll be at my castle. ​​​​​​​Dracula goes to the throne room and locks the door from the inside and sits on his throne alone. From what WBH-LM27 said:​​​​​​​

Darkseid: "I'll be heading to 4th World, if anyone needs me."

Might Guy: "Oh come on, man! Why not join with the festive cheer?"

Darkseid: "I'm trying to catch Claus in the act again. This year, I'll be sure to get that jolly idiot... and then Christmas will be over, forever!"

Scrooge: "Well, ain't that rude of ye?"

Deadpool: "Wait, Darkseid! You're forgetting something!"

Darkseid: "Which is?"

The Mask (Pulling out a Scroll): "The Santa Clause! If you end up killing Santa, you instantly are legally obligated to carry out Santa's duties until you are unfit to do so..."

Darkseid (sighing): "Fine! I'll just have to avoid murdering the bastard then..."

The Mask: "No torture either."

Darkseid: ​​​​​​​"Dammit!"