Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-27305742-20190228035234/@comment-34073020-20190410185200

1pizza877 wrote: MexicanJesus69 wrote:

WBH-LM27 wrote: 1pizza877 wrote: MexicanJesus69 wrote:

WBH-LM27 wrote: MexicanJesus69 wrote: WBH-LM27 wrote: '''A tired, beaten Captain Marvel limps into the bar, slouching down onto a bar stool. Her head is face-down on the counter, as Tifa begins serving up her usual drinks.C. Marvel: '''"I just lost a fight. TO A KID!"

Tifa: "Eh, it could be worse. Also, your people are calling you."

'''Danvers moves her head up from the counter, turning around to see the "2 Time Loser Club" waving at her... well, most of them. Shadow has his arms crossed, and Batman is in the Winners' Bar to celebrate Shazam!'s victory.'''

C. Marvel, slamming her head back onto the counter:  "Ugh..." Deathstroke sits next to Captain Marvel.

Captain Marvel : Dont start with the bullshit Slade.

Deathstroke : Im not here to mock you about your loss woman, Sektor does that kind of things, im mostly here to help you accept the defeat, losing twice must be hard,

Captain Marvel : You only lost one fight Slade, and you even won your OMM.

Deathstroke : Yeah, a rigged fight, doesnt really counts as a victory. You dont have to feel bad about it, just accept your defeat with dignity. C. Marvel:  "Did you ever lose to a fifteen-year-old boy?"

Deathstroke:  "Yes, actually. Many of the Robins have defeated me multiple times, in canon at that."

C. Marvel:  "Huh... well, that makes things better. Thanks, Slade."

Deathstroke: "No problem, 'Captain Whiz-Bang'."

C. Marvel: "What the- how'd you- DON'T CALL ME THAT!!!"

Deathstroke simply walks off, laughing, as Captain Marvel pounds the bar counter in slight frustration. Deathstroke : Nah, really, i hope you can get over with i-

Captain Marvel flies to Deathstroke and punches him in the belly, throwing him so hard that it makes him pierce through the wall.

Deathstroke : (Getting up) Ugh, you cant kill me if that´s what you want.

Captain Marvel : You´re just like Sektor, you stupid as-

Deathstroke : It was just a joke!. Captain Marvel then decapitates Deathstroke with a single punch.

Shang Tsung: Fatality! (As he then takes a sip of his drink) Captain Marvel:  "That'll show you, smug basta-"

Carol is suddenly hit in the head with Shovel Knight's Shovel, knocking her instantly unconscious.

Shovel Knight: "NO FIGHTING!!!" Deathstroke´s body gets up, grabs his head and walks inside the bar.

Deathstroke : Jokes on you (attach his head to his body again) i really mean it when i said i cant die.

Shovel Knight : Are you okay Deathstroke?

Deathstroke : No, i feel like shit, my stomach hurts and my neck hurts even worse. This woman cant control her emotions. Thanos: It was nice of what you did although it would've been better if you didn't make that joke in the end. Deathstroke : Probably, sorry if it affected you Carol.