Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-32003826-20190918032001/@comment-34073020-20190925211516

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1mavstone wrote: 1mavstone wrote: 1mavstone wrote: 1pizza877 wrote: Deadpool: So is everyone ready for the new Death Battle? Everyone: Sure am! Everyone prepares as Darkseid does an "Got my eye on you" look at the writers in case someone complains about the fight As everyone got ready, they see a black silouhette out of the window.Deadpool: Oh lord, he's coming.

Naruto: Oh boy! The winning combatant enters the door as Naruto comes to hug him​​​​​​Naruto: SASSSSUUKKKEEE!

Naruto opens his eyes to see that it was Hiei

​​​​​​​Darkseid: Welcome, wielder of the Jagan Eye. This is the Winner's Bar, where people who win their fights come to celebrate, you gave us a surprise as we thought it was your opponent who should've won. Naruto: Wait, you’re not Sasuke! Which means you killed Sasuke! DIE! Dante: Aw crap.

Naruto chrages his Rasengan at Hiei but was blocked by Dante

Dante: Calm down, Naruto. We all have these moments too.

Naruto didn't listen because he was blinded by rage

Dante: Sh*t. Ghost Rider! Green Lantern!

​​​​​​​Ghost Rider and Green Lantern summoned their chains and grabbed Naruto by the arms. Deadpool: That was predictable, okay, and the next time is....

Deadpool stops talking for one minute.

Shredder: Who´s next time?

Iron Man: Deadpool.

Deadpool is still silent.

Spider-Man: Say it already.

Deadpool: Ganondorf vs Dracula.

Ganondorf was drinking and when he hears that, he throws the cup.

Ganondorf: WHO!? Iron Man (as he takes a look at Deadpool's computer): Dracula from Castlevania, apparently. Ganondorf: Oh no.

Deadpool: What´s wrong with it? Dracula is like your best opponent.

Ganondorf grabs Deadpool by the neck and stares at him.

Ganondorf: Oh no.

​​​​​​​Deadpool: Dude, you´re stabbing my face with your nose.

Iron Man: Why so much problem with fighting Dracula?. Ganondorf: Why so much problem? I'll tell you my problem! Everyone thinks Dracula will win which means i'll be at the losers' bar and Bowser has a score to settle with me! Deadpool: That´s what guards are f-

Ganondorf: Not only that!, If Dracula wins, he´ll be a huge pain in the ass, not just for me, but for everyone.

Deadpool: Why so?

Ganondorf: He loves to mess around throwing cups at people, and drinking all the alcohol, also it´ll not stop debating about what is a man. Darkseid (to Ganondorf): It's alright. I'll keep an eye on him if he wins. Ganon: Thank you so much! Ganondorf: He´s also likely to summon his goddamn castle out of nowhere.

Iron Man: What do you mean?

Ganondorf: You are in a place with him, and then sudddenly, you´re in his castle, he could maybe destroy the bar accidently if he does that. Hiei: ahem ​​​​​​​Can I at least get a speak in this?

Deadpool: Oh sure. I always wondered why you were quiet.

Hiei: No one asked.

Deadpool: Oh.

Hiei: Well, there was a good point from Rockface and Orange Sasuke.

Darkseid: What?!

Hiei: You never told me your name.

Darkseid: Fair point.

Deadpool: A good point about what?

Hiei: My opponent was supposed to win instead of me. I predict a lot of people are going to hate it.

Superman puts his hand on Hiei's shoulder

​​​​​​​Superman (to Hiei): We all feel that way. From what Mexicanjesus69 wrote:

Green Lantern: Me too, everyone wanted me to die.

Deadpool: Dude.

Ganondorf: Alright, maybe Dracula is more peaceful now, I don't know, last time I saw him was one month ago. Deadpool: Quitting the cup throwing and debate about man, is he nice to talk to?

Ganondorf: I only remember he never swears, and that has a cup in his hand most of the time. Deadpool: I guess the fact that he never swears should make Captain America proud. Deadpool: Although despite the fact that he did curse in Ultron and Endgame. Deadpool: By the way, can you hear that?

Iron Man: Hear what?

Deadpool: The sound of Halloween

​​​​​​​Spider-Man: Oh yeah, im excited for Halloween.

Deadpool: Im dressing as Jack ´O Lantern oh yeah.

Ultron: I´ll just change my lights to green.

Scorpion: I just need to remove my human mask and show my skull.

Ghost Rider: Im already in Halloween mode.

Deadpool: Oh yeah, just 5 days to get spooky. ???: Did someone say-

Deadpool (to ???): Not now!

???: Okay.

​​​​​​​??? leaves the bar Shredder: Who was him?

Deadpool: I dont want to talk about it.

Sub-Zero: It was Sans?

Deadpool: I said i dont want to talk about it.

Ghost Rider: I think it was Sans Und-

Deadpool: Holy f*ck, could you give me a breath? Deadpool: Once that person gets revealed, you will know. Deadpool gets hit by a cup of glass in the face.

Deadpool: Hey what the f*ck.

Deadpool sees through the windows and in the bar, but couldnt find who thrown the cup of glass.

Deadpool: This sneaky vampires will pay for it. As Deadpool goes back to sit down, Dracula could be seen at the window not being noticed by everyone else in the bar leaves out a chuckle and then he leaves. Deadpool: Dude, it sucks to be hit by a cup of glass.

Venom: Dont be such a pussy.

Deadpool: (Pulls out sonic gun) shut the f*ck up.

Dante: (Pulls out Kalina Ann) Calm the hell down.

Deadpool: Holy f*ck sorry (throws the sonic gun).