User blog:ROLVeBloxxer/Bloxxer's DEATH BATTLE! Season Reviews

Something new I'm doing. I'll be doing this more as the season progresses.

This is Season 5 and up, so no Season 4 and below.

Positives

 * First fight by Bio and all is good
 * OST is good
 * But why name it "Battle at the Zoo" tho
 * Wakanda forever is victorious
 * Interesting kill
 * Correct verdict
 * It isn't Black Panther vs Blake

Negatives

 * The bat is back... for the third time
 * Granted, he hadn't been in DEATH BATTLE! for like 3 years plus Black Panther vs him is the only good matchup so I'll let it slide
 * No "IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE!!!!"
 * Why the fuck would you name it "Black Panther vs Batman" instead of the other way around
 * A bit bland for my tastes, as in it's basically "muh punch punch kick combo" and shit like that

Summary
Very solid fight. Moreso like any other fight animation, but this one is above most others and didn't utilize overused SFX all the time. But the Bat is back a third time and we all know how we feel about third time combatants. 8/10

Positives

 * My Little Pony died and I'm okay with that I guess?
 * Animation was good, considering it was from Jetz
 * Raven playing with her MLP figures
 * Correct verdict
 * Titans of Magic was nice
 * Kira Buckland was on point with the voices

Negatives

 * My Little Pony
 * Underwhelming death
 * The way the fight started was a bit awkward
 * One of the more forgettable episodes
 * Underwhelming af
 * Not Raven vs Sailor Saturn

Summary
Honestly, at this point; this was a forgettable one. I wasn't really a huge fan of this one, and it was easily forgettable. Rewatchable for the animation? Yes, but it's not something I'd consider if you wanna go on a marathon of objectively "good Death Battles." 6/10

Positives

 * Joseph.
 * holy s h i t
 * son of a b i t c h
 * oh n o o o o o o
 * Fight was amazing
 * Bizarre Stars is the second best OST Therewolf has to offer
 * Good analysis
 * Correct verdict
 * Good result and perfectly reasonable

Negatives

 * Jotaro died. That ain't so good for me
 * Kenshiro's sprite was blurry in the animation
 * Using OVA for Jotaro was iffy
 * Could've been Jotaro vs Yu for "muh persona vs stand"
 * On the bright side, at least we have Josuke vs Yu now, even though its an even bigger/more hilarious stomp than Josuke vs Yu

Summary
Objectively the best 2D episode of this season. Correct verdict (even though JoJo lost), good animation, good analysis and good results. Plus they didn't have Kenshiro damage Star Platinum at all unlike most other animations (like the OMM) so that's a plus. 10/10

Positives

 * It exists
 * It's 3D
 * It's a good animation
 * It's a good choreography
 * It's a correct verdict

Negatives

 * Crash died
 * Why would you make Crash kill Sparx you heartless bastards
 * Crash looked like polygonal crap
 * but that was probably his only usable model

Summary
A bit overhyped, but it turned out to be a good episode in the end. Crash vs Spyro has a correct verdict (some parts were somewhat iffy though) and it's animation isn't a pain in the ass to look at so it's worth a rewatch imo.



8/10

Positives

 * It exists
 * It uses Super Smash Flash 2 sprites
 * It isn't 3D
 * which is good because Sora's models suck donkey dick compared to Pit
 * Good choreography
 * Zack + Kervin make a grrrrrrrrreeeeeaaaaaaaaat team

Negatives

 * Why is Pit not faster than Sora
 * Almost forgot this while making the blog
 * Unlocking Heaven was underwhelming
 * Was a good episode but was far too overhyped

Summary
Basically what I said in Crash vs Spyro.

Except it was too overhyped. So overhyped that it didn't become 3D am I right ha yeet subscribe to ScrewAttack This was easily a forgettable episode, and while the animation was good for ScrewAttack standards (Zack and Kervin did well), I practically almost forgot this existed while writing this very blog. So I probably won't rewatch it, but you can at your own choice.



7.5/10

Positives

 * I've covered wars, y'know?
 * "That's nice but... I fought them."
 * 3D environment takes me back to when Lange was the main animator
 * Fight was basically glorified Lara vs Jill if it was a Death Battle
 * Correct verdict
 * Correct result
 * Frank's VA was on point
 * Resident Rising was gucci as fuck
 * Especially that piano solo two minutes in

Negatives

 * It exists
 * no seriously we could've had Ash Williams vs Frank West but ok
 * Frank commited die
 * Shit thumbnail why change it
 * this is so sad alexa play despacito
 * Frank's weaponry ≥ The shit Leon has faced but ok
 * Wasn't the biggest fan of Leon's VA

Summary
Second best 2D fight of the season. This is the first time I've seen an actual 3D environment in a Death Battle since Mr. Lange, which gives the battle a kudos from me. Resident Rising was dope as hell, and while Frank lost, it was at minimum accurate. The result is agreeable, but I have suspicions on the "Can Leon keep up with Frank's arsenal" statement. Regardless it doesn't really affect the amazing fight Leon vs Frank gave us. 9/10

Positives

 * It exists
 * Kayas is back and his camera angles in the animation are all I need to live
 * Fight was long like my dick ha yeet
 * A Strange Fate was litty
 * VA's on point
 * 3-in-1

Negatives

 * Strange lost and I want to strangle ScrewAttack
 * Subjectively wrong verdict?
 * I've heard Strange knows martial arts too, plus this exists:MFing_Doctor_STRANGE!!!.jpg

Summary
Fight was good, hype as hell, kept me on edge, but not only did Strange lose; it's subjectively wrong in my book too; considering that image that I just posted above. But either way, ScrewAttack said both have a good amount of chances of emerging victorious so verdict is forgiven. The fact that SA had 3 animators work on this battle truly shows how much dedication they put into building the hype for this; and it worked out we well, so this is the 3rd best 2D fight, in my opinion anyways. <p style="text-align: center;">9/10

Ryu vs Jin (Street Fighter x Tekken)


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Positives

 * It's 3D and objectively the best one of all-time
 * It exists
 * It's not Jin vs Kasumi
 * The animation was fucking litty
 * Our boi and fan-favorite Ryu won
 * And so the Street Fighter loss streak ends today
 * Fight Like A Devil more like make music like a badass

Negatives

 * Objectively wrong verdict
 * Shit analysis
 * Ryu was scaled to Akuma which from what I hear is all kinds of wrong
 * Ryu's model in the animation was flawed, by that I mean:
 * Looked weird as Evil Ryu
 * Had holes in his neck
 * Why were Evil Ryu and Devil Jin fighting in the same place where Raven and Cinder did in RWBY V5
 * Apparently so, some of the choreography was taken from the actual battle itself, which I have massive doubts about
 * Admittedly, Fight Like A Devil was out of place in a few parts like Evil Ryu vs Devil Jin, and with the vocals it kinda looked like one of those AMVs

Summary
<p style="text-align: center;">I was on edge in the fight the entire time. This is easily not only the best 3D battle; but the best battle of all time. The rap music from Omega Sparx was good and litty. But admittedly as I stated before; it made the battle look more so like it was an AMV, plus the analysis was sub-par compared to other battles; not to mention the wrong as hell verdict. But who cares it's a Street Fighter win and Street Fighter wins are cool and good after that shitshow Bison started in like 2013 or some shit lol.

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