Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-27305742-20191209015614/@comment-27034312-20191224183555

Might Guy: Attention everyone, it's time to begin our Christmas pagent! It's called "Twas the Night Before Chirstmas". Cue the music!

(Nutcracker music plays)

Might Guy: 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.

Pikachu: Yeah, that's right! I'm the mouse! Pika, pika! Thank you very much!

Might Guy: The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, in hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there. The children were nestled all snug in their beds, while visions of sugar plums danced in their heads.

(Show Weiss and Mob sleeping together)

Might Guy: And Mama in her 'kerchief, and I in my cap, had just settled our brains for a long winter's nap.

(Show Mitsuru in a gown alongside Guy in pajamas)

When out on the roof there arose such a clatter, I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter. Away to the window I ﬂew like a ﬂash, tore open the shutter, and threw up the sash. The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow gave the lustre of midday to objects below, when, what to my wondering eyes should appear, but a miniature sleigh and eight tiny reindeer.

(The reindeer are revealed to be Yoshi, Riptor, Venusaur, Blastoise, Charizard, Agumon, Renamon, Lucario and Mewtwo)

Mewtwo: I have never been so humiliated in all my life.

Might Guy: With a little old driver, so lively and quick, I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick.

(St. Nick is revealed to be Majin Buu)

Majin Buu: Buu buu buu! Merry Christmas!

Roshi: Hold on, how come they didn't let me play Santa?

Goku: Because Buu's never been in a play before.

Might Guy: More rapid than eagles, his coursers they came, and he whistled and shouted and called them by name:

Majin Buu: "Now Dasher! Now Dancer! Now, Prancer and Vixen! On, Comet! On, Cupid! On, Donner and Blitzen! To the top of the porch! To the top of the wall! Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!"

Roshi: Wow, he's got those lines down hard.

Hercule: I wrote down his lines on a notecard before the play started.

Roshi: Gotcha.

Might Guy: As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane ﬂy, when they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky so up to the house-top the coursers they ﬂew, with the sleigh full of toys, and St. Nicholas too. And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof the prancing and pawing of each little hoof. As I drew in my head and was turning around, down the chimney St. Nicholas came with a bound. He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot, and his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot. A bundle of toys he had ﬂung on his back, and he looked like a peddler just opening his pack. His eyes--how they twinkled! His dimples, how merry! His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry! His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow, and the beard on his chin was as white as the snow. The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth, and the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath. He had a broad face and a little round belly, that shook when he laughed, like a bowl full of jelly. He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf, and I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself. A wink of his eye and a twist of his head soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread. He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work, and ﬁlled all the stockings, then turned with a jerk. And laying his ﬁnger aside of his nose, and giving a nod, up the chimney he rose. He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle, And away they all ﬂew like the down of a thistle. But I heard him exclaim, 'ere he drove out of sight,

Everyone on stage: "Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night!"