Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-26212345-20181006235703/@comment-32295718-20190108103506

Scorpion:

Pit: Who's this ninja dude?

Palutena: That is Hanzo Hasashi, better known as Scorpion. He used to be a member of a deadly ninja clan before he and his family got killed.

Viridi: He got resurected by a powerful wizard named Quan Chi, and got turned into the hellspawn that you see right now. That Quan Chi tricked him into thinking that Sub-Zero, a member of a rival ninja clan, was responsible for the fall of his clan, so he killed him, but it was actually Quan Chi himself who did it.

Palutena: Scorpion then went on for several years as Quan Chi's personal puppet, until he eventually got revenge on the real killer of his clan. He also eventually made peace with Sub-Zero's younger brother, Sub-Zero.

Pit: Man, I feel kind of sorry for him.

Palutena: Oh, you shouldn't be. Scorpion is still a very deadly foe. He can teleport around as he pleases, shoot fire from wherever he wants, let flaming skeletons shoot out of the ground, and-

Viridi: He makes you GET OVER HERE with his kunai spear. It's kind of his trademark thing. Just like his abbility to open a portal to the Netherrealm or Underworld or Hell or whatever you want to call it.

Pit: So I better prove to this hellspawn who's the real Mortal Kombat champion! ... By the way, you will save me if I get stuck in the Netherrealm, will you Lady Palutena? ... Lady Palutena?