Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-27305742-20191209015614/@comment-36984106-20191224155659

1pizza877 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: 1pizza877 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: 1pizza877 wrote: Deadpool: Well everyone, happy Christmas Eve and you know what this means, it means that today is the Christmas Party! Dracula: Bah humbug!

Might Guy: What's with him?

Deadpool (to Might Guy): He hates Christmas because of the fact it involves God and we all know why. Dracula: While you all have your fun, I'll be at my castle. Dracula goes to the throne room and locks the door from the inside and sits on his throne alone. From what WBH-LM27 said:​​​​​​​

Darkseid: "I'll be heading to 4th World, if anyone needs me."

Might Guy: "Oh come on, man! Why not join with the festive cheer?"

Darkseid: "I'm trying to catch Claus in the act again. This year, I'll be sure to get that jolly idiot... and then Christmas will be over, forever!"

Scrooge: "Well, ain't that rude of ye?"

Deadpool: "Wait, Darkseid! You're forgetting something!"

Darkseid: "Which is?"

The Mask (Pulling out a Scroll): "The Santa Clause! If you end up killing Santa, you instantly are legally obligated to carry out Santa's duties until you are unfit to do so..."

Darkseid (sighing): "Fine! I'll just have to avoid murdering the bastard then..."

The Mask: "No torture either."

Darkseid: ​​​​​​​"Dammit!" Scrooge: Well are we going to stand here, or are we going to sing? ​​​​​​​Scrooge than goes to the bars piano