Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-27305742-20191031122237/@comment-43778549-20191206024644

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AwesomeEthan48 wrote: 1pizza877 wrote:

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1pizza877 wrote: AwesomeEthan48 wrote: Yoshi and Kirby are then seen pulling boxes filled with Christmas decorations from the closet.Yoshi: Guys, it's the 5th of December and we haven't set up the Christmas decorations yet?

Tails: Well, I've would've started after the Thanksgiving dinner if someone didn't hide them...

Tails then looks at Tatsumaki.

Tatsumaki: What? They looked like ordinary boxes!

Tails: Were the words "Christmas Decorations" written on the front of them not obvious enough? Tatsumaki: Oh, I see.

Tails: Let's just settle the decorations, it would be very nice for you to help. Tatsumaki: Very well then. (As she uses her telekinesis and helps Tails, Yoshi, and Kirby to set up the Christmas decorations) Samurai Jack: Alright, while those three are busy with that, I'll go set up the tree.

Zoro: Oh, about that...

Jack: You cut it up, didn't you?

Zoro: It was getting cold and we needed some wood for the fireplace.

Jack: That was an artificial tree! How did you mistake that for a real one?

Yoshi (overhearing the conversation): Wait, we have a fireplace?

Zoro: Yeah, it's over...

'''Zoro points to the place a fireplace used to be. Only, instead of a a fire place, there was a pile of bricks.'''

Zoro: WHAT HAPPENED TO THE FIREPLACE?! Fulgore: Oh that I could explain, the reason why we replaced the fireplacer is because we have an air conditioner. Zoro: Well, without a fireplace, how else is Santa gonna get in?

Jack: Uh, by using the front door like a normal person.

Fulgore: Wait, Zoro, you still believe in Santa?

Zoro: Well, yeah! Who doesn't?

Tatsumaki: I don't. He's just a made-up fairy tale.

Zoro: YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

Darkseid: Actually, Santa does exist. He personally gives me a piece of coal every year. Deadpool: And depending on the literations of the character. Jack: That still doesn't explain why Zoro used a fake tree as fireplace feul!

Zoro: We were out of logs...

Mario: Yeah, I had to-a do some woodcarving, and I was out of-a wood, so...

Jack: Wait, you do woodcarving?

Mario: I was a carpenter back in the day. Also, if I can-a be a plumber, a doctor, a baker, a princess-saver, a turtle-crusher, and a Death-a Battle Winner and-a Loser, what-a makes you think that I can't-a carve wood? Deadpool: It is true and fun fact, there was a also a Desk of Death Battle which explains that Mario is a multi-tasker. Speaking of Desk of Death Battle, it's also a surprise that it has been in hiatus for a full year. Sonic: I forgot that even existed until you brought that up.

Jack: Well, while you two talk about whatever that "Desk of Desth Battle" thing is, I'm going to find a tree to put in here Zoro, you're coming with me.

Zoro: Oh, hell no! It already took me years to even find this place, what makes you think I can do that again.

Jack: Oh yeah...Well, I guess I'm going alone. See ya later!

Deadpool: I wish you a safe journey!

Jack then exits the bar in search for a suitable Christmas tree.