Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-39689163-20191208224650/@comment-27416494-20200113152412

Barbatos Goetia (Tales of Destiny 2)

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Pit: Whoa! Get a load of the Assist Trophy I just pulled! This guy's absolutely humongous!

Viridi: Why don't you try tossing that Poke Ball, Pit? I'm sure Barbatos would love that.

Palutena: I wouldn't do that if I were you. Not unless you want to find yourself on the wrong end of that massive axe of his.

Pit: I don't know who I should trust here!

Palutena: Barbatos Goetia hates items with a burning passion, and he'll lay waste to anyone who even dares to eat a drop of ice cream off the ground.

Pit: Wha- why?! Items are like the best part of the game! And foods tastes so much better after it's been left on the floor for a few seconds!

Viridi: I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that last bit...

Dark Pit: Oh, please. There's no honor, skill, or dignity in using items in battle. You shouldn't have to rely on some stupid gimmick to win your fights for you!

Pit: You've been spending too much time on the competitive scene, Pittoo... I like playing Smash for fun, not for glory.

Palutena: Well, Barbatos clearly begs to differ. He may be on your side now, but he'll gladly turn on you if so much as swing a Home-Run Bat at the air.

Pit: How the heck is that fair?!

Viridi: Then again, considering the atrocious acts he pulled off throughout history, he could end up turning on you just for kicks too. You'd better watch your back while he's around, Pit.

Pit: I'm scared now...