User blog comment:AwesomeEthan48/Ethan's Q&A Blog/@comment-32003826-20200204160140/@comment-43778549-20200204160842

I'd see myself in the mirror, go "What the heck?!", do what any other guy would do in that situation (which I won't go into for obvious reasons), provably tell everyone on the wiki about it, and go on woth my day.