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1mavstone wrote: 1mavstone wrote: So, a while of crying combatants went by as everyone has gotten over Batman X Fortnite as everyone doesn't know what to talk about

Darth Vader: So... does anyone want to talk about the upcoming Rise of Skywalker movie?

Pikachu: Yeah, sure.

Boba Fett: Why not.

Sigma: We got nothing better to do. Pikachu: So it's official. Palpatine is going to the sequel trilogy.

Darth Vader: That is the rumor, yes.

Sigma: Is he really coming back, or is he a force ghost?

(And yes, this is inspired by this.) Pikachu: Patience is a virtue you know. All of our questions will be answered once the movie is out.

Johnny Cage: I bet he's going to be a ghost, I mean if you see him, he could be a ghost right now. I mean we did see Vader throw him down the well.

MM X: He could've used the force to stop his fall. Spider-Man 2099: I bet that Palpatine that Vader threw wasn't the real one but a force projector similar to how Luke used in episode 8. Doomguy: I don't like that.

Spider-Man 2099: Why?

Doomguy: Because it's tied to Episode 8 which is considered to be second to the most hated Star Wars movie and if that happened, I'd have to acknowlege its existance.

Ace: Episode 8 is part of the story, demon hunter! Get over it. Doomguy: They ruined the most important Skywalker!

Sektor: Or maybe they're focusing on the wrong Skywalker, because the story ain't about Luke but about Anakin because he's the Skywalker and he's going to be the one that rises.

Doomguy: He better not because that should go to Luke.

Sigma: You may want to prepare yourself my friends because like Snoke says, darkness rises and Hayden Christensen (Actor for Anakin Skywalker in the movies) to meet it! Jin: You people are completely ignoring the current cast, Episode 9 is going to have another meaning.

Doomguy: Go on.

Jin: What if after Ben and Rey beat Palpatine, they would have the next Jedi Order Rey named "Skywalkers". That way, she is a Skywalker without actually being related to Anakin or Luke.

Doomguy: Sounds lame.

Darth Vader: I agree. Lobo: Screw Star Wars, bring us a Lobo series.

Pikachu: Not gonna lie, i would see that.

Deathstroke: Now im curious about how would that work.

Darth Vader: Irrelevant.

The sith force pushes Lobo to the bar counter.

Sektor: Could you guys stop destroying the bar counter?

Ryu Hayabusa: Indeed, you will anger the guard that is staring at you and it´s totally not me.

Darth Vader: I apologize.

Lobo pulls out his hook and tries to hook Vader, but Ryu Hayabusa grabs the hook, pulls Lobo and grabs him by the neck.

Ryu Hayabusa: It´s time to stop. Lobo: Fine!

Ryu Hayabusa drops Lobo

Ramona: I think Rey is actually gonna be a Skywalker. It would make more sense for Rey and Ben to be family.

Captain Marvel: But Rey is going to turn evil. I mean we did see her with Darth Maul's Sith Army Lightsaber.

Pikachu: It could probably be a vision.

Captain Marvel: You don't know! Silver Samurai: I bet she's a clone. Rey had that vision where she saw a million copies of herself. I bet Palpatine is cloning a whole lot of Reys for an endless supply of apprentices.

Quicksilver: We do know Palpatine has an obession for cloning. I honestly wouldn't be surprised if he is Rey's father. Sigma: I could totally see JJ Abrams starting to steal that I am your father quote for his movie like he did with Star Trek with..

'''Sasuke then appears in the bar. '''

The Losers: Sasuke!

Sasuke: Good evening everyone. Sigma: Not what I was going to say but, hello! Pikachu: Hey Sasuke, do you have any theories for the next Star Wars movie? Ramona (to Sasuke): You think Palps is going to pull an "I'm your father" moment to Rey?

Sasuke: Abrams is much of a Falcon fanboy. He most likely would give the moment to Lando than him.

Edward: I'm okay with that.

Spider-Man 2099: Yeah. I agree. Pikachu: Any other theories?

Sasuke: I think Palpatine is getting his butt whooped by a bunch of force ghosts.

The combatants laughed and also saying "oooohhh" '''Sasuke then starts to choke. Pikachu: '''​​​​​​​Vader what the fuck!

Darth Vader: That's not my doing.

'''Then the other losers started to choke. '''

???: I suggest that you all should be more careful of what you all say.

'''The silhouette was then revealed to be Sidious. ''' Darth Vader: At least hear them out.

Sidious: Fine.

Sidious lets them go from the force choking

Sasuke: Thank you.

Sasuke threw a kunai at Sidious

​​​​​​​Sidious: Yup. I deserve that. Sasuke: Anyway, i'm saying that there is a deus ex machina in most massive movies when all hope is lost. For example, the Ride of the Rohhirrim from Lord of the Rings, The T-Rex from Jurassic Park-

Sektor: Oh! And the Avengers entering the battlefield from Endgame! (To Thanos) Remember that?

Thanos: Too soon, Sektor. Too soon. Pikachu: Well, they cant let villains win. Besides, aint that Endgame thing epic? What´s a little Deus Ex Machina? Sasuke: It's likely that Palpatine will face a similar fate. It's a crowd pleaser and necessary to defeat an impossible foe.

Sidious: I will not be defeated by a Star Wars edgelord and a Mary Sue!

Ramona: It is the third installment of the trilogy.

Sigma: Yes, (to Sidious) And I believe... how do the people put it? You're toast. Lobo: And how the hell did you survived?

Sidious:  Using the force to make the fall less mortal. But by doing so, i have been falling for 30 years.

Pikachu: What the heck?. Sidious: But that's not the point. I mean, I did win in the first trilogy.

Doomguy: Depends on what you call the first one.

Sidious: You thought I was dead in the next one, well surprise b*tches! Guess who's back! Back for revenge! This guy! Palp's is back! For his attempt to succeed again!

Sidious laughs in an evil as lightning appears in the background

​​​​​​​Ryu Hayabusa (to Sidious): Hey! No lightning in the bar! Especially the force ones!

Sidious (realizes his force lightning appeared as he was laughing): My apologizes. Johnny Cage: I bet there's going to be this epic moment when the rebels, Ren, and Rey are about to die but then there is an epic line like, "Rey! On your left!​​​​​​​" And then, the previous rebels are there to help out!

Doomguy: Including Ghost Luke!

Edward: Yes, and then Yoda, and Obi-Wan!

Spider-Man 2099: And then Mace Windu!

Ramona: Then MORE Jedi!

Ace: Then Qui-Gonn Jinn, and then...

Johnny Cage/Doomguy/Edward/Spider-Man 2099/Ramona: And then...

Pikachu (joins in): And then... Anakin Skywalker! Sidious in rage then uses the force lightning on the combatants and laughs while he does so. Ryu Hayabusa kicks Sidious to the Death Star around the planet.

Pikachu: Holy s*ht.