Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-32003826-20190520180003/@comment-34073020-20190608202501

1mavstone wrote: 1mavstone wrote: 1pizza877 wrote: 1mavstone wrote:

1mavstone wrote: Scorpion: Well, I'm surprised that noone was talking about the game which recently had it's direct.

Deadpool: What game are you talking about?

Scorpion: I think it's called "Pokemon: Sword and Shield"?

???: Did someone A hear juist say, "Pokemon Sword an Shield"?

The silouhette is revealed to be Moira, the recent Pokemon Trainer from the Galar region of Pokemon. Deadpool: Why yes, I guess we're talking about it.

Moira: Sae, whit are yer thouchts on the direct? Pretty exciting, huh?

Deadpool: I guess you could say that. Deadpool: So how are you doing Moria? Moira: Juist excitit for ma new pokemon journey! A mean thare are new legendaries, a new battle mode, an lots o excitin stuff!

Mario (to Moira): What are you-

Deadpool (to Mario quietly): Mario, she's scottish.

Mario: Oh. Master Chief: Yeah, I don't care about that Pokemon game.

Moira: Whit did ye say, ye green space marine?!

Master Chief: I said I don't care.

Moira: Oh, ye're gonna regret sayin thon aboot ma future journey!

Moira calls upon a Dynamaxed Raichu and thunderbolted Master Chief to being unconscious

Moira: Anyone else has somethin tae say?

All the winners shaked their head no in nervousness

Moira: Guid.

Deadpool: Well, see ya, and I hope you have a good journey to being a champion.

Moira: Well, A'll see ye soon ower, an maybe A'll bein a souvenir ower.

Moira and her Dynamaxed Raichu leaves the bar as the winners look at an unconscious Master Chief

Nightwing: You think he'll be fine?

Deadpool: Yeah, probably. Master Chief gets up.

Deadpool : Hey, you okay man?

As soon as Deadpool puts his hand in Chief´s shoulder, he rips off Wilson´s arm and sticks a plasma grenade in his chest, also grabs his pistol and shoots at Nightwing, who dodges the bullets, Deadpool explodes in pieces and his head rolls in the floor.

Nightwing : What the hell is your problem?.

Ultron : Analizing his mind, he think he is in a multiplayer match, so he will just try to kill us all.

Deadpool : Was that because the Raichu shit?

Ultron : Probably.

Master Chief kicks Deadpool´s head to Nightwing, taking him down, Ultron slaps Chief and throws him to the ground

Ultron : Stop it spartan.

Master Chief grabs his rifle and shoots at Ultron, who is bullet-proof so nothing happens.

Deadpool : BLUE TEAM WINS.

Master Chief : AH SH*T.

Master Chief throws himself out of the window and runs out to the road.