Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-32003826-20190520180003/@comment-32003826-20190605184947

WBH-LM27 wrote: 1pizza877 wrote: 1mavstone wrote:

1pizza877 wrote: Justincone7772 wrote:

1mavstone wrote: Deadpool: Hey guys, I'm back from my vacation! My body:i can no longer see what i just saw Deadpool: The writers have had enough of your shit asshole, it's time for you to get out.

Deadpool then gets Katanas and stab Justin's body. Deadpool: So, did I miss anything?

Ultron: Not much, except Master Chief is now gloomier since Felix arrived.

Deadpool: But we already fixed Cortana.

Ultron: That's what I said too. Deadpool: I'm sure Cortana would help calm John down and besides she has been his Ai since in the beginning of the Halo franchise. Ultron: "Just because you've been there from the beginning, doesn't mean you'll be there in the end..."

Deadpool: "Dark. Well, anyway, Chief should probably cheer up - E3 is soon!"

Misc. Bar Patrons: "Yay!" Master Chief: Alright, fine. I suppose I should tell you my origin.

Deadpool: But we already know who you are.

Master Chief: I meant the origin story of why I hated anime.

Deadpool: Oh.

Master Chief: It was during one of my missions where I went to Japan for the first time, there was an outbreak of monsters that was rummaging around Tokyo and they needed me and the Blue Team's help with it, that was when I met an someone on my side in Japan, Shinji Ikari. She was something, so we had a chat and eventually, he introduced me to the culture of Japan and anime and I was intrigued and we became the best of friends. Until, the one mission where Shinji, Blue Team and I had to face a bigger threat.

Deadpool: What was it?

Master Chief: People called it an Angel I think, and with them was an "Archangel". The fight was intense, I almost died, until Shinji made the ultimate sacrifice. You see, during the fight, there was a project the UNSC Navy was making that could open portals to other dimensions. Shinji told them to use it and he, his unit and the Archangel were taken to another dimension but before they went, he mentioned his last words, "Don't forget me, I'll be back someday." That moment broke my heart, I waited for years but he never came back, it was from this day forward I promised myself to hate anime for the mere thought of it would remind me of him.