Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-27305742-20190228035234/@comment-28170158-20190329162308

1pizza877 wrote: WBH-LM27 wrote:

1mavstone wrote: 1pizza877 wrote: 1mavstone wrote:

WBH-LM27 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: 1pizza877 wrote: MexicanJesus69 wrote:

1pizza877 wrote: Thanos: What do you exactly mean?

Kratos: I think it's something that you told Sektor to do.

Thanos laughs.

Thanos: Seriously why on earth would that be serious, you do that too you know.

Master Chief: That was to stay alive!

Thanos still laughing: That's the stupidist thing I ever heard! (As he teleports the Master Chief back to the Winner's bar) No wrong would go by just forcing Sektor to film himself in embarreshment by teabagging Mashiro Sakurai. Darkseid appears in the bar.

Darkseid : Thanos.

Thanos : What the hell are you doing here?

Darkseid : What Master Chief said, it´s true. You violated a law, and my job is to make sure laws are respected. What do you have to say.

Master Chief comes back to the bar.

Master Chief : You´re in trouble man.

Sektor : Yeah fuck you!

Shovel Knight : Sektor, if making you do embarassing things doesnt work for your attitude, maybe a classic shovel beatdown will. Sektor: No wait, I have important to say!

Shovel Knight: Alright speak it out.

Sektor: Since Thanos forced me to teabag Mashiro Sakurai, we are now in big trouble and he told to warn you that he's coming now!

Combatants then scream in terror.

Darkseid: Undo your doing now.

Thanos: Alright fine.

Before Thanos was about to use the time stone, Mashiro Sakurai bursts from the door and snaps his fingers at the gauntlet nerfing it. '''As hope is lost, Kirby appeared telling Sakurai about what happened, and Sakurai forgave everyone. Except for Thanos, he gets a restraining order. Thanos: '''"Dammit..."

Everyone then holds a party for Kirby as their saviour, before he returns to the Winners' Bar. Pikachu (to Thanos): Why would think about him teabagging Sakurai to begin with?

Sektor walks up to Thanos

Sektor: Ass.

Sektor leaves to mind his own business as he then reads The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Dr. Hyde Pikachu: You could have just sent him to hell.

Thanos: Yes but I wanted to try out other ways to punish people by embarressing themselves and to be honest imo, it's even quite more fun. Doctor Strange (to Thanos): And since this is your fault for the mess you almost made, I have thought of the perfect punishment for you.

Thanos (to Doctor Strange): And that is?

Doctor Strange (to Thanos): You're going to have to explain the Kingdom Hearts timeline.

Thanos: S**t. Thanos:  "Well, at least it couldn't get any worse..."

Doctor Strange: "Actually, it can. You'll have to explain it to Majin Buu."

Thanos then turns to see Buu asleep.

Thanos:  "Well, this'll take a few millennia..." Some time passed.

Thanos: And that's the whole timeline regarding Kingdom Hearts.

Majin Buu: Yay!

Thanos: Finally. Majin Buu: "But Buu don't understand, why do the fun cartoons show up?"

Thanos: "Because Disney."

Majin Buu:  "Ohhh, Dizz-nee. Buu understand now. Thank you!"

Thanos approaches Doctor Strange, who's speaking to Sora.

Thanos: "There, I finished your stupid punishment. You happy?"

Doctor Strange: "Hmmm... I believe everything has been settled then."

Thanos: "Finally!"

Sora: "Though, I have to say, you did miss a few points on-"

Thanos, walking out of the bar, slamming the door shut: "NO!"

Sora: "What, it's not that complicated..."