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Godzillavkk wrote: Joker: With all the times Deadpool appears, there should be a rule 35, Deadpool is expected to appear. Your father, Rob Liefield would be proud. Deadpool: You know, despite my hate towards you, that was actually not bad at all considering the fact that I am one of the main characters that the writers mostly use for this bar as one of the driving forces and of course 4th wall and all.

Darkseid: That's right and with all that said, let's go back to the topic and decide who shall be the next guard. Ghost Rider: I could volunteer for this job and plus I wanted to know of how does it feel like. Ultron grunts in the cornerDeadpool: Something the matter?

Ultron: I... I... I would (mumbles) like to apologize.

Deadpool: Huh?

Ultron: I said I (mumbles) like to apologize for last season. Deadpool: "Aww, he owned up for his mistakes!~ Give him a round of applause!"

Everyone golf-claps for Ultron.

Ultron: "Stop that."

'''Everyone stops... well, Deadpool keeps going, but he stops eventually.'''

Ultron: "As I was saying, I would like to formally apologise for being so... restrictive..." Deadpool: No worries and besides we all make mistakes.

Darkseid: The red jester is right and after all, you are already forgiven. Ultron: Thank you all. Darkseid: Anyways, is there anyone else that want to volunteer as the guard for this season and if not, Ghost Rider would get the position. Spawn: I oppose!

Spawn stands up from his chair

Spawn: While having Ghost Rider as is a good idea, but think about it. What if someone who commited sins before their battle get caught in their stare? One good example includes how he used his stare on Lucy. Even she is scared of him after that.

Nyu: ​​​​​​​whimpers after mentioned that moment Hiryu: I’ll do it. Raven: Why not? Samurai Jack: Could I do it? Joker: You? After all the sins Johnny has stared, we oughta have a guard with a sense of humor.

Ghost Rider: Did you not forget I stared at YOU?

Joker: Cue-Ball, I've faced constant beat-downs and talk downs from batsy. Sure the stare hurt, but it's nothing I can't recover from. Darkseid: That's ENOUGH!​​​​​​​Everyone was silent Deadpool: Okay, geez! Uh, Dante? Why don't you become guard of this season.

Dante: Really? (silence) Okay. Darkseid: All right then, Dante is now the new gaurd of this season! Jack: Congratulations Dante! X: Yeah, good job bud!

Ryu: Congratulations Dante, always nice to see someone from Capcom get the job. Dante: Thank you. X, Ryu and Samurai Jack: Np! Deadpool: Do you mean .EXE instead of X because Mega Man X is a loser? EXE: ALL Megamen are winners in my book. I regret that battles. But they offered ALL of us tons of money. Me to Deadpool: Yeah, I’ll change it. Deadpool: Ok that's good, just wanted to make sure because X hasn't won a Death Battle yet. The Shredder laughs.

Deadpool: What´s going on Saki?

The Shredder: (Laugh stops) Dont ever call me like that again.

Deadpool: Alright El Triturador.

The Shredder: The what?

Deadpool: Just tell me what are you laughing at.

The Shredder: This people going to Area 51 are going to be massacrated.

Deadpool: Oh right, the "raid" starts tomorrow. Lara Croft: I have stormed Area 51 before.

Iron Man: I doubt if people would actually really show up but if they, I'll probably be there because I do own that place.

(Fun fact: In the comics, Iron Man owns Area 51 and I learned that from one of my forums I created of what if characters were to do the Area 51 Challenge and I also have the link for it. https://deathbattle.fandom.com/wiki/Thread:523887?useskin=oasis) Deadpool: There are aliens?

Iron Man: That´s classified information.

Deadpool: Alright (To Ultron) What´s in the Area 51?

Ultron: No.

Deadpool: (To .EXE) Wh-

Megaman.EXE: Sorry, i had promised to keep the secret.

Deadpool: Oh for Jesus´s sake.

Fulgore: I know what there is in Area 51.

Deadpool: What? Aliens? Amazing machinery?

Ultron, Iron Man and Megaman.EXE stare at Fulgore.

Fulgore: Classified information.

Deadpool: F*ck me in the ass.