Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-27305742-20191031122237/@comment-4708902-20191031132541

Everyone walks in ready for booze and spooks

Deadpool: I have some bad news, the cops have just called the bar and said that 91% of all traffic accidents in this made up world we're in are caused by you guys. So we need to have designated drivers, escpecially now that it's Halloween. So we'll decide who's driving the same way Moe from The Simspsons does.

He takes out a jar full of pickled eggs

Deadpool: Everybody including me, reach in and draw a pickled egg. Whoever gets the black egg, stays sober today

Everyone takes an egg, and the loser is......

Black Orchid.