Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-27305742-20191031122237/@comment-34073020-20191101231359

1pizza877 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: MexicanJesus69 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: MexicanJesus69 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: MexicanJesus69 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: MexicanJesus69 wrote: 1pizza877 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: Godzillavkk wrote: WBH-LM27 wrote: MexicanJesus69 wrote: 1pizza877 wrote: MexicanJesus69 wrote: 1pizza877 wrote: WBH-LM27 wrote: Suddenly, Tracer shows up extremely excited.Tracer: "Guess what just got annoouunced~! " Deadpool: Overwatch 2, wow that's awesome, I'm really proud for you and not only just that, I'm also very excited for it and along with most of the awesome stuff that have been announced at Blizzcon! Optimus Prime: Did you guys heard about the controversy with Blizzard and a player who gave his opinion about the Hong Kong situation? Tracer: We know.

Deadpool: We agreed that we wanted to stay out of it and most importantly, not everyone at Blizzard were on the same decision which I've mentioned last season. Optimus Prime: I hope it doesnt gets worse.

Deadpool: Prime, you know about someone called Joe?

Optimus Prime: No, but i know about someone called Yuri.

Deadpool: Yuri?

Optimus Prime: Yuri Tarded.

Deadpool: Ah fuckles.

Optimus Prime: Since i felt in that joke, i researched through all of internet to make counterattacks. Hiei: "Just looking at the other news from BlizzCon, a few more games were announced as well. Something called... Diablo 4-"

Deadpool: "Dooon't, don'tdon'tdon't, dooo naaahhtt say that naaaameee..."

Hiei: "...what's got him in a pinch?"

Tracer quickly goes over the events with Diablo from the past.

Hiei: ​​​​​​​"...ah, I see. So another demon, huh? Sounds like fun..." Dante: Demon? That's nothing I can't handle. Deadpool: One thing though, we already took care of him years ago. He was a nuisance. (to the writers) Don't get any ideas! Deadpool to the writers: I also recommend to look up the Diablo incident from Season 2 from the recap of events so you would get the idea of what was going on for those that are new but still don't get any ideas. Diablo: IM B-

Dracula throws a cup of glass and kills Diablo.

Dracula: No, no, not this destructive maniac again!

Deadpool: Wait, you know him?

Dracula: Of course i know him! I know every fictional horror, demonic or scary creature in fiction, i played cards with the devil, i banished Giygas and banned Herobrine from Minecraft. Deadpool (to the writers): I said don't bring him back!

​​​​​​​So the Winner's locked him up in a secret location never seen by the light of day. Dracula: Now, if im allowed, im heading back to my th-

Darkseid was sitting on Dracula´s throne.

Deadpool: Oh no.

Dracula: Ehem.

Darkseid: What?

Dracula: Enjoying the seat?

Darkseid: This throne is pitiful.

Dracula: Beg your pardon?

Deadpool: Hory shet... Aang get yo elemental ass over here. Green Lantern (to Aang): I'll assist you!

So Aang and Green Lantern stopped Dracula and Darkseid before they start to fight

​​​​​​​Green Lantern: We'll make you a throne of your own, alright?

Darkseid: Very well. Just don't try my patience. Darkseid sits on the throne, then after some seconds.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hu5C4UAXtLM

And he throws the throne away.

Green Lantern: Rude.

Darkseid: I use thrones like that to polish my forehead.

Deadpool: Huh? So the entire bar makes thrones for Darkseid but he continuously throws them away.​​​​​​​Deadpool (to Darkseid): Damn. You're like the Gordon Ramsey of thrones! At least give us something you like! Darkseid summons Thanos throne.

Deadpool: No, not that sh*t.

Green Lantern takes the throne back to the losers bar.

Deadpool: Why you dont just sit in a chair.

Darkseid sits in a chair, but it brokes.

Deadpool: Goddammit. Dr. Fate: You know what? How about this?

So Dr. Fate conjures up a proper throne for Darkseid as he then sits in it.

​​​​​​​Deadpool (to Darkseid): So?

Darkseid: It's... acceptable.​​​​​​ You all get to live another day.

Deadpool (to Darkseid): Thanks, wait what?

Darkseid: What? Deadpool: You said that you all get to live another day. Darkseid: I didnt said anything.

Deadpool: You did.

Darkseid: You are the one who said that.

Deadpool: I did... Wait, what? i didnt meant to-

Everyone trashes Deadpool.

Darkseid: Mind control at it´s finest.