Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-32003826-20190918032001/@comment-34073020-20190920205758

1pizza877 wrote: Blue Midnight04 wrote: 1mavstone wrote:

1mavstone wrote: Deadpool (to Ultron): Well, it was nice that you became the guard but I do have one question.

Ultron: Yeah?

Deadpool (to Ultron): Why the restrictive attitude?

Ultron: It's all apart of being a guard. I have to make sure everyone is alright. Someone starts a fight? Boom, I stop them. A threat comes by? Boom, I stop them. One of the writers making a complaint and/or insulting someone they don't like? Boom, I take care of them.

Deadpool (to Ultron): How?

Ultron: That's classified information.

Deadpool: Alright. Yang: Don't you think that's a little excessive?

Ultron: Says the woman that wrecked the bar in 2017.

Yang: Touche. Akane: Wait, what?! She wrecked the bar... wow. Scorpion: Yeah it's actually true and behind it was due to a challenge between me and her because I wanted to see her worth however, it resulted in me having my jaw broken.

Deadpool: That and it also took till next Thanksgiving to repair. The Shredder: Im getting bored, when that two swordsman are going to kill each other?

Deadpool: This monday and this wednesday.

The Shredder: Sighs​​​​​​​ Alright Wade, come over here.

Deadpool: What do you mean?

The Shredder: Fight to the death with me, i dont have anything better to do.

Deadpool: Dude you just picked the worst opponent for a fight to the death.

Spider-Man: Uh, no, that´s actually Doomsday.

Deadpool: Right, fuck you Doomsday.

The Shredder: Then a fight until one of us is unconscious.

Deadpool: I dont know can we?