Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-27305742-20180329204918/@comment-34890725-20180526171937

Angry Video Game Nerd: Punches the opponent in the face with the Power Glove, repeatedly blasts the opponent with the NES Zappers/Super Scope, nearly strangles the opponent to death with the Power Pad, and calls upon Super Mecha Death Christ to blast them to bits.

Nostalgia Critic: Shoots the opponent 10 times with the pistol, slices the opponent's throat with a Bat Credit Card, gets angry about the B A T  C R E D I T  C A R D, and punches the opponent in the face repeatedly until he has nothing but chunky flesh bits in his hands.