User blog:Clockboxxer/The next DB combatant

And the next contestant to fight to the death in an unforgiving world of conflict is...

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Where is he?

I'm righthhhht herrreeee.

The fu-Conker? Did you get drunk again?

Of couuurseee notttt-BLEHHHHHH!

Ah, gross! You vomited on my foot! That's it! Astral, just pull up the thumbnail! Please.

Astral: You got it.



What the hell, Conker? You shouldn't be in front of the template!

'''Ah, who gives a shit? The TN sucks anyway. Get that stick out of your ass.'''

Why are you sober again....

I dunno, you wrote me.

True. Anyway, it looks like your opponent is a mystery for now. And by mystery, I mean you'll either be fighting Bubsy Bobcat or Gex the Gecko.

'''So I'm either fighting a failed pun filled pussycat or the GEICO gecko who sits on his fat ass and watches TV all day. I'm liking my chances.'''

Don't get cocky until research is done.

dont git cokey untill risearsh iz don

Ugh. Whatever. Conker's opponent will be revealed on Wednesday.

Cannot wait!

Astral: Please don't tell me he'll act like this when we run the analysis.

'''Well, say your prayers! Not that they'll help.'''

WEDNESDAY

4/25/18