Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-32003826-20190918032001/@comment-27305742-20191021013902

1mavstone wrote: 1pizza877 wrote: MexicanJesus69 wrote: WBH-LM27 wrote: MexicanJesus69 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: MexicanJesus69 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: MexicanJesus69 wrote: Godzillavkk wrote: WBH-LM27 wrote: MexicanJesus69 wrote: WBH-LM27 wrote: MexicanJesus69 wrote: 1pizza877 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: MexicanJesus69 wrote: MexicanJesus69 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: Deadpool's phone rings

Deadpool (on the phone): Yeah? Mhm. Oh boy. Alright.

Deadpool hangs up

Deadpool (to Dracula): Yo, Drac! There is a heads-up from the Loser's Bar.

After Deadpool told Dracula what the Loser's Bar said.

Dracula (echoing): WHHATTTTTTT????!!!!!!!! Deadpool: Oh yeah, we may have an unwanted Belmont in the party.

Dracula: Those religious bastards. Deadpool: (To Optimus and Aang) Uh, hey, you two, i think you might want to look at this.

Deadpool shows both Prime and Aang this tweet

https://twitter.com/DEATHBATTLE/status/1185356600606724096?card_data=%7B%0A%20%20%22tweet_id%22%20:%20%221185356600606724096%22,%0A%20%20%22choice%22%20:%202%0A%7D&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Eembeddedtimeline%7Ctwterm%5Eprofile%3ADEATHBATTLE&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fdeathbattle.fandom.com%2Fwiki%2FDEATH_BATTLE_Wiki

Aang: What?

Optimus Prime: Who is that Decepticon?

Deadpool: ... Oh!, i get it, it´s because they´re both redeemed.

Optimus Prime: (refering to Dinobot) I´ve never met that man in my life.

Deadpool: Maximals? Optimus Primal? Animal transformers?

Optimus Prime: Why are you calling me primitive?

Deadpool: What? No, that´s not what i meant. You really dont know about Beast Wars?

Optimus Prime: What is Beast Wars?

Deadpool: I thought you would knew.

Aang: Anyways, why would Zuko fight a... What is that?

Deadpool: A robot. And like i said, it´s because a connection, remember that Zuko used to be bad guy right? Master Chief: Oh I forgot some Community Death Battles can be random at times. Remember Poison Ivy VS Petey Piranha?

Deadpool: Agreed. Tracer: Some could even be bound to happen like Galactus VS Unicron (which is confirmed) and Mysterio VS Scarecrow.

Deadpool: Agreed and also it's good to be back because I am quite sorry to hear about the latest drama that your company has faced although it's good that not everyone at Blizzard agreed with the decision. (Note: It's the H'ong Kong incident that Blizzard is facing) 

Tracer: I agree although I have decided that it was for the best to stay out of it.

Deadpool: Same thing with me although I'm still excited for Blizzcon 2019.

Tracer: Same. (As she gives a thumbs up)

Deadpool: Anyways back to the discussion about Community Death Battles is that some have made it into actual Death Battles with three being Black Panther VS Batman, Ultron VS Sigma, and Captain Falcon VS Johnny Cage. For this first two I mentioned, both have been placed as ties until the victor was decided when it became an actual battle while for Captain Falcon VS Johnny Cage, the result was still the same as Captain Falcon was placed as the winner for both the community and for the battle itself. Everyone is having fun at the party, Deadpool´s soul already ripped off by Death for making him angry, but put again in his corpse afterwards. Dante and Ryu Hayabusa, who was at the entry as the guards, saw someone with a whip approaching.

???: Die monster, you dont belong in this world (pulls out axe).

Dante: Aaaand, you are?

???: I am Ritcher Belmont, mem-

Dante: Ah, you´re the one who comes to this castle to kill Dracula right? Richter Belmont: "Yes, I am. Now, where is he?"

Dante (Pulling out a chair): "Come now, take a seat, chill out a little. We can deal with your little Dracula problem."

Richter Belmont: "B-but I-"

Ryu Hayabusa: "Listen, Richter; I understand your... traditions, but Vlad Ţepeş Dracula isn't exactly the same as you think. Yes, he is a harbinger of chaos... but we have many here who can keep him in line."

Richter Belmont: "My family line has been dedicated to take down the Lord of the Castle... I can't just stand here idly and let him be!" Dante: Yeah i know the thing about killing the Dark Lord, did a similar thing with Mundus.

Ritcher: This man has killed millions and the number will rise as long as he´s alive, i cant just let it pass.

Dante: It´s a good point, but now is not the time. Richter: "Why are you so adamant about protecting him?!"

Ryu Hayabusa (Serious): "It is less about protecting him, and more about keeping yourself out of harms way, Vampire-Killer..."

Dante: "Trust us, trying to take down ol' Dracula right now would only end poorly for you. Even if you managed to do it, you'd still have to deal with people leagues more powerful than him or you..." Ramona: Don't feel bad though. Dante: We assure you that as long as he is with us, he is not killing anyone.

Ramona: He already killed Deadpool.

Dante: Yeah but Deadpool doesnt matter, he can regenerate.

Ramona: He ripped his soul.

Dante: Oh no.

Deadpool: No big deal, my soul is back into my body. Deadpool: Wait, isn't this party supposed to be on Halloween?

Ramona: It is, isn't it?

Deadpool: No. Today is the 20th. Deadpool: This is like the.. Party before THE party. Pikachu: I got an idea. (To Deadpool) Care to help out?

Deadpool (to Pikachu): Sure!

So, with magic markers, they rewrote a bit of the party narration to: Everyone is setting up the party as Deadpool´s soul already ripped off by Death for making him angry, but put again in his corpse afterwards. Dante and Ryu Hayabusa, who was at the entry as the guards, saw someone with a whip approaching. Deadpool´s inner voice 1: Yes, this looks much better.

Deadpool´s inner voice 2: There it is, totally fixed!

Deadpool: Holy sh*t where did you two go? Haven´t heard you for a while. DP's Inner Voice 2: "We kinda needed a break from all the crazy."

DP's Inner Voice 1: "And that's saying something coming from you- us- uh..."

Deadpool: "Yeah, this place really is a Crazy, Noisy, Bizzar-"

Death slams a chair onto Deadpool's head. Deadpool: Goddammit, every single skeleton i had met hates me. Pikachu: Except for Sans.

Deadpool: True.

'''Death was about to throw in another chair until he was told and stopped by Dracula. '''

Deadpool: Thank you.

Dracula: Yw. Dracula (to Deadpool): What did you do to make Death angry?

Deadpool: I don't know! Fake Deadpool: Hey guys, your not gonna believe of all the ghosts that I just caught!

Real Deadpool: You!