Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-27126228-20180503111112/@comment-34073020-20181221004657

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MexicanJesus69 wrote: 1pizza877 wrote: MexicanJesus69 wrote: 1pizza877 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: 1pizza877 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: 1pizza877 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: The Bartender: I would agree with Thanos's idea of an anger management class, anyone else has a unique idea to show us? Jiraiya: I had 2 ideas that could work. One where we could talk to people from the other bars like for example, a way of how I could talk to Naruto and the other... (Pause for a moment) Porn hub? Everyone: '''HELL. NO.''' Jiraiya: What about my first one? The Bartender: We can agree to that one. We could put up video chat on the walls. Thanos: The only problem however that would feel like both victors and losers are in the same bar but I could suggest putting it into a seperate room.

Jiraiya: Agreed. By the way, what's wrong with the idea of porn hub? Darth Vader : It´s illegal here. Jiraiya: What! How come that could be illegal?! Doctor Strange : Boba Fett, the first Death Battle combatant, made that law after a mess, and everyone agreed so there it is.

Doomguy : Is being the first death battle combatant so important?

Doctor Strange : Yeah, he drinks, eats and sleeps free here. But doesnt come very often.

Boba Fett : Im actually here magical man. The Bartender: Anyway, anyone else with some ideas?

While this is going on, Green Arrow questions in thought.

Green Arrow: Wonder what plans the winners' bar have thought of? While Green Arrow was wondering.

Jiraiya: What was the mess? The Bartender: It was unknown at the time, according to some people in the bar, it might have something to do with the "Nightly" incident, I tried asking what was the "Nightly" incident, but appearently, noone wanted to talk about it. Either they show disgust or embarassment everytime it's mentioned. Deathstroke: There's also the Bowsette incident where it even gave Green Arrow a boner and the hilarious thing that the Hulk ever did. Quicksilver: What's so special about The "Nightly" Incident?

The Bartender: Apparently, the incident was the only one that happened in both the losers and the winners bar.

Balrog: Ok, now i'm interested to know what it is.

The Bartender: Don't forget, we still have the remodeling planned. Green Arrow: How about a jukebox, and on the jukebox, we could add the fight music and some of the catchiest songs used on Death Battle, like Wings of Iron? Everyone agrees.

Deathstroke: I agree too, but do you guys like to talk about that Bowsette incident which I mentioned earlier? Everyone: F*** NO! Green Arrow: That must not be mentioned again because it's an embarresment to both the Hulk and Bowser!

Deathstroke: What about you, you got youself a boner from that before Hulk did the unthinkable. Green Arrow and Deathstroke started arguing until both Doctor Strange and Thanos froze them. Doctor Strange and Thanos: ENOUGH! Both: All right, all right, geez. Doomguy : I am above human desires, so is pathetic to see this kinds of discussions about a thot.