Thread:1mavstone/@comment-34073020-20200210043350

This is what i thought of.

If Black Canary wins

Combatants minding their own business, except Deadpool and Fulgore who are watching at the door

Deadpool: Oh yeah, here she come whoever she is.

Fulgore: I swear to your imaginary god, if the mistress comes in destroying the door, wall, or window, i'll blow the whole place up.

A bike can be heard coming closer to the bar.

Deadpool: OH!

Fulgore: I. AM. WARNING YOU.

When Fulgore is expecting something to explode, the winner just enters to the bar like a normal person.

Black Canary: Hello.

Deadpool: AYY!

Fulgore: Finally.

Batman: Hmph.

Black Canary: (Looking at the DC characters) Huh, most of the justice league is here, but where is Oliver?

Hawkeye: Yeah, about that...

Shao Kahn: YOU.

Shao Kahn screams at Black Canary

Black Canary: Yes, i killed your wife, so what?

Shao Kahn: No, there's no hatred between us because of that.

Black Canary: Oh...

Shao Kahn: My actual complain is more important.

Shao Kahn destroys the table.

Shao Kahn: YOU PREVENT ME FROM SAYING "FATALITY"!!!

Black Canary: What?

Deadpool: Bruh.

The Mask: Such a big problem in this society. (The Joker quickly approaches)

Spider-Man: Wow, that's so important.

Black Canary: Why does it even matters?

Shao Kahn: Why? WHY?! I`ve been announcing fatalities for dozens of years, you have no right to take that off from me.

Deadpool: (Loud) Mitsuru, we have some heated up boring discussion around here.

If Black Canary Loses

Every fighter is minding their own business, except Green Arrow, who's close to the door.

Pìkachu: (To GA) Dude, there's no chance in actual hell she'll come through that door, she's from DC, and you know how likely they are to win.

Green Arrow: No, i'm just hoping who comes after that door is not her.

Then a bike comes near to the bar.

Pikachu: No fucking way.

Green Arrow: Oh...

Black Canary enters to the bar, tired and frustrated.

Black Canary: Ugh, dammit.

Sektor: Oh, how unfortunate, you lost against my verse, want a bottle?

Black Canary: Yes ple-

Sektor: SIKE, you screaming bastard.

Sektor's head is pierced by an arrow of... Well...

Green Arrow: Hello there Dinah

Pikachu: Obi Wan get out of the fucking window, nobody called you.

Obi-Wan: I am sure i heard someone say "Hello there" i appear every time someone quotes a phrase of mine.

Black Canary: Oh... Hi Oliver, didn't see you there.

Pikachu: Obi-Wan, i really mean it.

If Sindel Wins

Combatants minding their own business, except Deadpool and Fulgore who are watching at the door

Deadpool: Oh yeah, here she come whoever she is.

Fulgore: I swear to your imaginary god, if the mistress comes in destroying the door, wall, or window, i'll blow the whole place up.

The wall suddenly is teared apart by a scream.

Fulgore: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Fulgore is about to throw a hype beam, but Ultron shuts him off.

Sindel: Bow down to your queen.

Everyone in the bar doesn't give a fuck.

Deadpool: Hey, be more polite, we are not slaves

Shao Kahn: HA!

Batman: Someone's reuniting with his partner.

The Mask: If i recall correctly, you and her kissed while a man was on fire.

Spider-Man: (Shocked) Wait, WHAT?!

Batman: Stanley, you have no idea of what you brought to this land.

Deadpool: You forgot the cursed there.

If Sindel loses

Every fighter is minding their own business, except Green Arrow, who's close to the door.

Pikachu:  (To GA) Dude, there's no chance in actual hell she'll come through that door, she's from DC, and you know how likely they are to win.

Green Arrow: No, i'm just hoping who comes after that door is not her.

Someone falls from the roof and pierce throughs it. It was SIndel.

Sindel: Ugh... That bastard will pay for this!

Pikachu: Oh i don't think so.

Miles: Uh... Pikachu, there's someone on the window.

Pikachu: What do you mea- (Looks at the window) Oh for fucks sake, Obi-Wan nobody called you.

Obi-Wan: But i am sure someone quote one of my phrases.

Pikachu: No they didn't get out.

Green Arrow: Mind if i help you get up lady.

Green Arrow tries to help but Sindel screams at him, then Sektor knocks Sindel out with a punch.

Green Arrow: Wow, what a b.... Ahem, thanks Sektor.

Sektor: I just wanted to hit her because she lost.

Pikachu: KENOBI, DON'T OPEN THE WINDOW. 