Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-32003826-20190630032043/@comment-27305742-20190723192604

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UniverseAwesome777 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: WBH-LM27 wrote: 1pizza877 wrote: UniverseAwesome777 wrote: Sigma: That's it I'm reporting a lawsuit Pikachu: I would admit, at least he has a good introduction. Widowmaker: "And besides, it's just a name. Not that much to get worked up about-"

Sigma: "He even looks like me! Bald head, cyber suit... he's totally stealing my style!"

Pikachu: "Well, don't feel too bad, buddy! Your series got a new update too!"

Sigma: "What?! Let me see..."

'''Pikachu then shows Sigma, and Mega-Man X, the new Mega Man X game !... for mobile.'''

Sigma: "I feel worse because of this."

Pikachu: "It's better than nothing, amirite??" Widowmaker noticed Lex has something on his mind.Widowmaker (to Lex Luthor): You got something on your mind?

Lex: Oh, it's just the character. It's just something personal, you know.

Widowmaker (to Lex Luthor): You sure it's something you don't want to talk about?

Lex: Yup.

Widowmaker leans in closer towards him​​​​​​​

​​​​​​​Lex: Fine! Sigma from Overwatch kind of looks like me.

Sigma: Huh. I was going to stick with "A ripoff version of me", but now that you mention it, yeah, it does look exactly like Lex. Scout: We can all agree Overwatch has no creativity, eh?

Goku: Hey! Overwatch isn't all bad! I love that game! I played it with Goten last week. Nightmare: And one of them just won the last DBX. Pikachu to Scout: Overwatch also has the workshop which is actaully one of the best things that the game ever had and even includes for those that are creative. Deathstroke: (To Scout) Im not surprised you talk trash about Overwatch since one of their characters has beaten you in Death Battle. That´s the reason am i right?

Scout: Huh...

Deathstroke: Yeah, i thought so. By the way, Volnutt, you okay there? i heard you were almost sexually harrassed.

Sigma: Wait a minute. What did i just heard?

Johnny Cage who just heard:  ​​​​​​​ Volnutt: Don't worry, Tron does that all the time.

Shadow: Uhhhhhh, I don't think you should treat that normally... Pikachu: You should take his advice and plus this guy got raped by a clone Meme Shrek in the closet during Season 2. Volnutt: I won't have to worry about Tron anymore though, since she kinda blew up.

Shadow: Again, you treat that normally. Don't. Isn't she like, I don't know, your friend??

X: Yeah, a friend that attempted to sexually harrass him. Pikachu: You shouldn't even ignore that subject Volnutt and you knew how uncomfortable you were back there and in seriousness, would you even like yourself to get raped? Volnutt: I was uncomfortable because the police showed up, I didn't want me or Tron to get in trouble!

Shadow: ...you are such a naive pacifest it's actually hilarious.

X: And to think I'm a pacifest.

Weiss: Do you even know what she would've done to you?

Volnutt: Umm, no...?

Very slow and awkward silence​​​​​​​

Boba Fett hands Volnutt a beer and looks him dead in the eyes.

Boba: Look kid, now is a good time to grow up. Vader: Boba, you still owe me a... whatever I drink. Volnutt: "But, seriously guys - it's not that big of a deal. Sure, I don't know what she was doing... but I doubt it was anything that ​​​​​​​bad..." Kratos: Boy, I’m sure it was bad. Volnutt: "No, really, it's probably nothing. Tron would never do anything like that!..."

Pikachu: "Kid, look at us. This entire bar is filled with people who've done things they normally wouldn't do."​​​​​​​ Pikachu: Trust me kid, you don't wanna have yourself end up the same wayit happened to Sonic back in the Winner's Bar's first season, the day before Thanos VS Darkseid arrived on Youtube. Volnutt: Well, Tron has been doing that for a while by now, and it kinda makes Roll mad, but I don't mind it.

X: Pikachu, I think he is too pure to realize his own danger.

Volnutt: Danger?! Where?

Deathstroke: ​​​​​​​Facepalms loudly Pikachu: Listen to me you fucking dumbass, we're trying to explain to you that you might get raped by her and your just gonna sit here and let that pass while looking at your own fucking porn magazines (AVGN reference from the Mega Man episode), you know what, I'm done with this shit! (As Pikachu summons an electric ball and destroy's Volnutt's porn magazines) Volnutt: Porn magazines? What? Where did those come from?

​​​​​​​Geo: ...those were mine.

Deathstroke: THE FUCK Actually Volnutt had porn magazines since the end of Season 2 of the Loser's Bar. [https://deathbattle.fandom.com/wiki/Thread:472255#497 Here's the link for it. ]