Talk:Tracer VS Scout/@comment-26323957-20160903210652

You know, after spending the majority of my time at the beach reading Lovecraft stuff while listening to Pink Guy's full album (yes), I came up with this:



Both live in a dimension in which the various universes and reality itself are controlled by malevolent gods (Azatoth and Chin-Chin), and are some of the few capable of dealing with the total chaos they have brought upon the world(s). Both have travelled through dimensions (Randolph often visits the Dreamlands, while Frank is currently trapped in an alternate Realm), and have met various weird, inhuman creatures on their way, and learned to communicate and befriend them through unknown languages. Both are actually capable of fighting and use weapons (a Scimitar and some guns respectively) but prefer being aided by their loyal helpers (... cats and One Direction flying faces respectively...). Both are incredibly sly (Randolph often tricked inhuman creatures by making them drunk, while Frank has a PhD in severe internet retardation and can recognize new forms of cancer), extremely racist, and capable of communicating with gods. Plus, both have assistants that started out human and later became crazy but loyal... creatures, with inhuman capabilities (Pickman and Pink Guy). Plus, while Randolph began his adventures in a dream, Frank began his adventures in a nightmare (which is YouTube, but nowadays it's kind of a nightmare.)

Forgive me plz