Talk:Hercule Satan VS Dan Hibiki/@comment-26488478-20150925213615/@comment-2255534-20150925214500

This should do it for you. Don't bother reading it if you've already heard this one.

There's a young man who lives a shitty life. His next door neighbor hates him, his best friend is an absolute dumbass, and his boss pays him less than what's legally allowed, but he has to work anyway. The poor guy can't even drive to work. His only true friend is a beautiful, intelligent, and even physically powerful girl, but she friend zones him so hard. But do you want to know the worse part about his life?

He lives in a pineapple under the sea.