Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-27305742-20190808212345/@comment-34073020-20190808213254

1pizza877 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: Deadpool: Looks like 1mavstone claimed the first comment.

Ultron: I'm sorry, who is he? Deadpool: One of the writers.

Ultron: Oh.

Deadpool: Since this season has now started, who shall be the new guard, I was thinking Ultron since he is the real one after all. Ultron: Yes, i can be the guard, i can control all security cameras and make sure no rule is being broken.

Darkseid: Fine then. You are the new guard.

Deadpool: By the way, why the french look?

Ultron: My last try on conquering earth was in Paris, failed, so i had to escape somehow, i managed to disguise as a normal person with this clothes.

Deadpool: Yeah, your face looks as human as it can be.

Ultron: I used an hologram to make all the metal looks like skin, even put a fake face over mine, i remembered i heard about a "bar" where winners from Death Battle go after they defeated their adversary, at first i didnt cared as my objectives were others, but i got tired of trying to extinct humans, so i´ll be here for the moment.

Deadpool: How much?

Ultron: I dont know, i´ll leave when i want to, but i´ll stay for now.