Talk:Solid Snake/@comment-27077671-20151027115417

When reading the next paragraph, use Solid Snake's voice as the little voice in your head.



A cardboard box is a tool more powerful than a lantern ring and a better cmompanion than the companion cube. A cardboard box is useful in any situation for anyone. Goku would have beaten Superman if only he had used a cardboard box, because Superman will not be able to understand the power of a cardboard box. A cardboard box can only be penetrated by cardboard box bullets, which is rare to come by. A cardboard box can survive nukes, and is better at preserving things than all refrigerators combined in Antartica. In the end, everyone should have a cardboard box.