Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-27416494-20190104001129/@comment-27416494-20190105005311





Snake: Otacon, I'm fighting an old man in a strange spider mech. I'm getting a real sense of deja vu here. Is it some new type of Metal Gear?

Otacon: That's Porky Minch. You've fought him before in the battle against the Subspace Emissary, remember?

Snake: Oh yeah. That mech's a lot smaller than I recall. What's with all these old villains getting their sizes downgraded in Ultimate?

Otacon: If you want to go up against a rex sized monstrosity in the middle of a free for all, be my guest. If anything, I'd say Porky's more dangerous than he was before precisely because of his smaller stature.

Snake: His mech may be intimidating, but Porky himself seems pretty feeble, even for an old man. He's been coughing and wheezing so much it's a wonder he hasn't suddenly keeled over by now.

Otacon: Porky may have the body of an old man, but he's still got the mind of a deranged child deep down. He's turned more people's lives into a personal hell than I'd care to recount. I don't even want to go over what he did to poor Lucas...

Snake: I've heard kids could be cruel, but this is something else entirely.

Otacon: Try to focus your attacks on Porky's glass cockpit. Not only will you deal some extra damage to him, but his body can't function properly without the aid of his machine's life support.

Snake: Got it. It's high time someone put this fat bastard in his place.