Yoshi VS Riptor

'''Death Battle! Yoshi vs Riptor '''is the eights episode of Death battle. It aired on August the 18th 2011. It features Yoshi from the Mario series and Riptor from the Killer instinct series.

Yoshi
Yoshi is a cheerful and friendly dinosaur who's race happens to be among Bowser's most hated enemies. Why? cause they're so god damn happy all the time! '''Yoshi is considered one of the fastest characters in the Mario universe and has a higher and stronger jump than Mario. Despite his cute and cheery demeaner, Yoshi's powerful enough to put down this goliath single-handedly. ''The goliath is giant Baby Bowser from "Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island". ''He's able to keep up with experienced fighters like Solid Snake, Link and even previous Death Battle champion, Samus Aran. '''And either he doesn't have any ears or he's really frickin' patient, 'cause he somehow put up with that winey-ass Baby Mario! 'Baby Mario cries. 'If it were me, someone would've found him in a dumpster after the first level! Also while young Yoshis are dumb enough to run off cliffs, they learn quickly over time, eventually driving go-karts, playing sports and surviving the greatest death trap ever created: Mario Party! '''Yoshi has a large arsenal of eggs to use as light weight projectiles and can even create a giant egg shell to use as an all-encompassing sheild. '''What is it with creatures from the Mario universe using their babies as weapons? Isn't that effective? I'm gonna have to test this out. Maybe some sort of Baby launcher... '''Boomstick, that's a terrible idea! Any time you'd want to reload, you'd have to wait 9 months! Anyway, Yoshi's greatest asset is his stomach. '''Yeah, Yoshi's got a bad eating problem and devours everything in sight with his long stretchy tongue. He can swallow almost anything, even fire! '''That's right, Boomstick! Yoshi has the strangest digestive system I've ever come across. Certain meals can grant him special abilities. Otherwise, after consuming a foe or item, Yoshi... uh.. ejects an egg spawned from the subject. The egg may have special properties from said object or contain the victim within. '''Wait, is that how he makes eggs?! Are there any female Yoshis? '''I don't think they're male or female. Yoshis may be asexual. That poor miserable creature.

Yoshi: "Oh ho ho, Yoshi got right stuff!"

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