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How To Buy Death Battle | DEATH BATTLE Cast on Rooster Teeth

1. Sam Mitchell played some dumb magic and turned Torrian's hand into a lobster claw.

2. Ryu vs Jin Kazama

2.1. Ryu vs Jin Kazama was performed by Torrian & co.

2.2. How do you keep yourself "unbiased"? - (1) When you doesn't love anything - no love for both characters. (2) When you want to make a show interesting more than wanting a character to win. (3) The SA crew came into conclusions as a consent (through at least 2 big discussions). (4) Someone just try to play devil's advocate (esp. at the time when SA was not acquired by RT and it was just Ben and Chad).

2.2.1. SA tried not to consider winners by appeasing or pissing off the population. (Like making a peperoni vs sausage for money. ...?)

2.3. Matchups are decided by the poll. There are currently around 30,000 independent (maybe overlapping) suggestions. (Sausage vs Peperoni is not on the list.)

2.4. SA would do anything for money but... SA did turn down sponsors who interfere too much on the winner. That's why Blue Apron is on the sponsor list for a long time - they don't give a shit on which character wins.

2.3.1. That's why Ryu is back on Death Battle.

3. Rants on 'gaming as a "disorder"'

3.1. Make Way for Friends, Trading, and Gifting in Pokémon GO!

3.1.1. Paying Niantic to trade with other players is... *censored*.

3.1.2. Still no PvP battles.

3.2. WHO classifies 'gaming disorder' as mental health condition

3.2.1. Controversial topic. (Like more dangerous than porn addiction and comparable to drug addiction?)

3.2.2. Controversial on how to distinguish addiction from love. (Like playing a video game once every day makes video game addiction?)

4. Community Death Battle

4. Community Death Battle - Ridley (Metroid) vs Spyro (Spyro the Dragon)

4.1. Team Ridley

4.2. Team Spyro

4.3. Ridley vs Spyro - 1(+1):3

4.4. Spyro has better AP (by "convexity" aether breath destroying objects at a molecular level), but Ridley has better speed and arguably much better durability. And we do not know the actual AP output by Ridley.

4.5. This section is filled with lame jokes and puns.

5. Next Community Death Battle: All Might (My Hero Academia) vs Might Guy (Naruto)

5.1. Voting poll would be live.