Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-27305742-20191209015614/@comment-38982424-20200128054530

Mask: *Is sitting at bar table*

Black Widow: *Is at the other end of the room*

Mask: *Sees Black Widow, jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, walks over to Black Widow, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you-

Black Widow: Not interested.

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