Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-32003826-20190918032001/@comment-36984106-20190921124542

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1mavstone wrote: Deadpool (to Ultron): Well, it was nice that you became the guard but I do have one question.

Ultron: Yeah?

Deadpool (to Ultron): Why the restrictive attitude?

Ultron: It's all apart of being a guard. I have to make sure everyone is alright. Someone starts a fight? Boom, I stop them. A threat comes by? Boom, I stop them. One of the writers making a complaint and/or insulting someone they don't like? Boom, I take care of them.

Deadpool (to Ultron): How?

Ultron: That's classified information.

Deadpool: Alright. Yang: Don't you think that's a little excessive?

Ultron: Says the woman that wrecked the bar in 2017.

Yang: Touche. Akane: Wait, what?! She wrecked the bar... wow. Scorpion: Yeah it's actually true and behind it was due to a challenge between me and her because I wanted to see her worth however, it resulted in me having my jaw broken.

Deadpool: That and it also took till next Thanksgiving to repair. The Shredder: Im getting bored, when that two swordsman are going to kill each other?

Deadpool: This monday and this wednesday.

The Shredder: Sighs Alright Wade, come over here.

Deadpool: What do you mean?

The Shredder: Fight to the death with me, i dont have anything better to do.

Deadpool: Dude you just picked the worst opponent for a fight to the death.

Spider-Man: Uh, no, that´s actually Doomsday.

Deadpool: Right, fuck you Doomsday.

The Shredder: Then a fight until one of us is unconscious.

Deadpool: I dont know can we? The two charge at each other until Dante shot a bullet between both of themThe Shredder (to Dante): What the mountains of hell was that for?

Dante: Sorry. No fighting. The Shredder: I’ll kill you! The Shredder charges at Dante but was stopped by Doctor Fate via Time StopDoctor Fate: My apologizes.

Dante: It's alright. I'm just doing what I can to be the guard. Doctor Fate unfreezes time and Shredder gets taken down, he tries to charge at Dante again but Ultron slaps Shredder.

Ultron: That is not happening.

Dante: Hey im the guard, put your hands down Terminator. Ultron: Sorry. Getting used to the whole "Not being the guard" after last season.

Dante: It's alright. You can help me out. Just don't go overboard.

Ultron: I'll try.

​​​​​​​Dante and Ultron shook it out. Deadpool: Alright, we going to the training area

Deadpool and Shredder goes there.

Deadpool: Alright, let´s-

Shredder stabs Deadpool in the stomach, then Wilson stabs Shredder in the chest.

Deadpool: I thought you actually wanted a fight until KO.

Ryu: Wait that´s not training. Deadpool and Shredder proceed to stab and mutilate each other.

Mario: No no, that isnt how you´re supposed to play the game

Dante: Alright, what in tarnation is going on here?

Iron Man: They´re playing Mortal Kombat in real life.

Shredder rips off Deadpool´s lung, he laughs and rips off Shredder´s pancreas

Flash: Now this officially became non-family friendly.

Batman: It never was.

Dante: Alright guys, what if i join and cut both of you into pieces?

Deadpool: (About to pierce Shredder´s eyes) Alright alright, i had maybe exceeded.

Shredder: (About to destroy Deadpool´s crotch) Fine.

Dante: (Laughs) C´mon it wouldnt be that easy.

Dante turns into Devil Trigger and does what he said, Shredder and Deadpool´s remains lies on the ground.

Deadpool: Haha, Shredder has get shredded.

Shredder: Deadpool has become an actual Dead Pool. ​​​​​​​Deadpool regenerates as Shredder respawns in the bar Deadpool: Ooooh, right, people who cant regenerate just respawns, that means this universe follow the Minecraft codification... What if i say "/kill Doomsday"

Doomsday dies.

Deadpool: Oh this is amazing.

Ultron: What have you done.

Doomsday comes back.

Doomsday: What the cluck was that!?

Ultron: Deadpool killed you.

Doomsday: Roars​​​​​​​

​​​​​​​Doomsday runs at Deadpool.

Deadpool: Oh sh*t, /kill Doomsday, wait, why heps not dy-

Doomsday grabs Deadpool and breaks all his bones to turn him into a ball, then kicks him out of the bar.

Ultron: /kill Deadpool.

Deadpool dies and respawns in the bar. Deadpool: Hey!

Ultron laughs

???: ahem

It turns out that the Ultron currently in the bar that entered the hack was the Fake Ultron

Fake Ultron: Crap.

Ultron: /kill Fake Ultron.

Fake Ultron dies

Ultron: And just to be safe.​​​​​​​ /block Fake Ultron. (To Deadpool) Sorry about that. Deadpool: It's alright. Dante: What. The. F**. Just. Happened. Deadpool: One of the writers pulled a LOL move on this roleplay.

Dante: Uh, what's a LOL move? And what do you mean by roleplay?

Deadpool: First of all, a LOL move is basically their way of making a moment with whatever the hell they have in mind. And second of all, I'm not answering your second question. Deadpool: Like now, Godzilla is going to try a backflip and destroy half of the bar.

Dante: What are you talking abo-

Godzilla: Alright guys, im gonna try something.

Godzilla tries to backflip but fails and falls above the bar, luckily, Dante holded Godzilla´s body while in Devil Trigger, so no one died.

Dante: Dont ever try that again this close to the bar.

Godzilla: Sorry friend. Dante: It’s alright Deadpool: Also for you information, the command things won't happen again considering the fact that someone may use it in the wrong hands. Luke: Well, Ima go use the Spaceship program.

When Luke gets to the device Fox is on the device, and refuses to get off.

Fox: You don’t need this, you’re last movie sucked.

Luke: I won’t fight you, but you’ve been on there since yestersay. You’re going to end up becoming addicted.

Fox then pulls his blaster on Luke. Luke then uses the force mind on Fox.

Luke: You will not start a fight in this bar.

Fox mind controled: I won't start a fight in this bar. Tracer: What if the commands were happen again?

Deadpool: No worries, I have that covered.

Deadpool then uses his 4th wall breaking skills and got rid of the commands before anyone else could use it.

Dante to Luke: Thanks for dealing with that.