Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-40238102-20191223084824/@comment-27033016-20191230000938

Wiz: Bullet Hell.

'''Boomstick: Aka, that stupidly-hard shit turned to video game form! I mean, look at this shit! You need to have god-like reflexes to dodge all that!'''

Wiz: Uhh... Boomstick?

Boomstick: Whatever, I'm going on Easy Mode!

Wiz: No wait, Boomstick! Don't rile those...

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"EH? SERIOUSLY? EASY MODO?" "How gross! The only ones that should be playing Easy Mode are elementary school students, right?" "HAHAHAHAHA!"

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Wiz: I warned you Boomstick.

Boomstick: Gahhhhh!

Wiz: Regardless, the genre of bullet hell itself has been around for quite a long time, and it truely tests the skills of the individual. However, there are two specific doujin protagonists who experience bullet hell for a living and save the day regardless, even going up against actual gods.

Boomstick: That must be some hardcore dedication.

Wiz: Reimu Hakurei, Touhou's Shrine Maiden of Paradise.

'''Boomstick: And Suguri, the Last Hope on a Brand New Earth. He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.'''

Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle.