Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-27305742-20190914155421/@comment-27305742-20190916225928

MexicanJesus69 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: 1mavstone wrote: WBH-LM27 wrote: 1pizza877 wrote: MexicanJesus69 wrote: 1pizza877 wrote: MexicanJesus69 wrote: WBH-LM27 wrote: 1pizza877 wrote: MexicanJesus69 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: 1pizza877 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: MexicanJesus69 wrote: 1pizza877 wrote: MexicanJesus69 wrote: 1pizza877 wrote: MexicanJesus69 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: 1pizza877 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: Blue Midnight04 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: 1pizza877 wrote: MexicanJesus69 wrote: WBH-LM27 wrote: LAST TIME ON THE LOSERS BAR'''The losers were trying to wake Luigi, but Doomguy was careless almost takes down the bar with the BFG9000. Instead, he shot outside and accidently hit the Thanos-Copter, much to Thanos' displeasure. We now return to see the argument unfold...Thanos: '''"SO I WAS RIGHT."

Doomguy: "Ah crap."

Thanos: "...Fine, it was unintentional. But next time i´ll send you to the Dark Zone..." Doomguy: What is the Dark Zone?

Shang Tsung: Remember when Thanos punished me? That´s the place where i was sent. Pikachu: Oh, so that explains everything. MegaMan.EXE enters the barMM.EXE: Hello! Congrats on your new season. Anyone want to be the bodyguard? Ryu Hayabasa: I'll do it. Namor: What about me? I was promised I would be the bodygaurd of this establishment in an earlier season.

Pit: I also wouldn't mind being picked as the new guard.

Lobo: What's so special about being some guard anyway? Pikachu: The guard is like a duty to protect everyone from fighting, threats, and etc. Lobo: So like protecting someone for the bounty?

Pikachu: Something like that. Deadpool: Hello everyone, congrats for your new seas-

Lobo runs and decapitates Deadpool with a kick.

Deadpool: (Regenerates) that didnt hurt.

Lobo explodes Deadpool´s crouch with a fist.

Deadpool: (Suffering) That didnt too...

Ryu Hayabusa: Ahem.

Ryu ninja throws Lobo off the bar. Deadpool: I just came to say congrajulations thats all.

Pikachu: Thanks!

Deadpool: Yw! (As he leaves to the Winners Bar) Lobo: Ugh.. (Shakes head) You cant defeat me forever ninja guy.

Ryu Hayabusa: Try me.

Lobo runs at Ryu but he summons a fire dragon that grabs Lobo with his mouth and flies with him to the outer space.

Pikachu: Damn.

Ryu Hayabusa: He´s problematic. Lobo: I was a fucking idiot to give him bathsalt!

Ryu Hayabusa: What about it?

Pikachu: It's a long story and Deadpool told me about it. Ryu Hayabusa: He gave Deadpool drugs?

Pikachu: And it ended with Space dolphins getting extinct.

Ryu Hayabusa: Thats... Crazy.

Pikachu: You dont say. Pikachu: Well, don't worry Lobo. Doctor Fate brought back the space dolphins. I think you meant Darkseid. My bad, i'll change it. Lobo: (Falls into the ground, regenerating) Yeah, maybe, but he still killed lot of space dolphins.

Pikachu: But you gave him the bathsalt, it´s your fault.

Ryu Hayabusa: Technically the true. Lobo: I could agree on that, it was my fault. Pikachu: "See, everything's fine no-"

Lobo: "It was my fault for trusting that lousy, good for nothing bastitch!! But, yeah, everything's fine now, so I'll forgive him."

Pikachu: ​​​​​​​"...okaaay, crisis averted. For now." Scout laughs maniacally

Pikachu: Now what´s going on?

Sigma: I what?

Scout: (Laughs) You buttface.

Sigma: Unforgivable!

Scouts starts to run around the bar while he dodges Sigma rays.

Scout: Sigma balls!

Sigma: REEEE-

Ryu Hayabasua: Enough! What´s going on? Sigma: That maniac insulted me! Scout: Random screeches ​​​​​​​sandwiches

Pikachu: Why does he talks like he is in a Gmod video?

Ryu Hayabusa: I dont know but it looks bad. Thanos: I think I know how to fix his mood. (He then teleports Scout to the Fortnight Map) MEANWHILE, AT FORTNITEThe Scout would be driving a golf cart around the map, with not that many players around. The Scout: "Huh, guess this place fell off in popularity- ohp, there's one."

'''Scout quickly shoots one of the players, instantly killing them. Suddenly, he drives into a strange, cel-shaded area.'''

The Scout: "What in the world?-"

???: "Hey, you there!"

Scout would stop the cart and look behind him, only to see Claptrap from Borderlands .

Claptrap: "Would you mind getting me out of here??"

The Scout: "Nah."

He then drives away.

​​​​​​​(For reference: A recent "Mayhem" event happened in Fortnite, where it crossed over with Borderlands 3.) Thanos: Ok, times up.

Thanos brings Scout back

​​​​​​​Thanos: Huh, you're surprisingly calm.

Scout: Yeah, I guess I need to breath. Also, there's not much in the Fortnite map, may need to find another place to put others in. Thanos: Is it? Hmm, I guess we need another place for putting pissed off combatants.

Deathstroke: Please no bathhouse!

Lobo: Yes for the bathhouse! Pikachu: You can always do the same Darkseid does with his omega sanction with your gauntlet. Just put them in a reality where every time they die, they resurrect and make some twisted worlds inside it. Thanos: Very good idea mouse and I remember when I did that for Metal Sonic when we were punishing him for the pranks in Bowser's wish. For the suggestion about the bathhouse, I could do it but only for the weak ones so they could suffer their embarreshment because I don't want to have another repeat of last time and almost that I would've had with Lobo or maybe I won't send people to that place anymore incase if Sasuke or Hiei depending who arrives in this bar find out I still do. But if I come with more ideas of places for people to suffer for their embarreshment, I'll let one of you know but if there's another place I did and would never do and that is Sakurai's house.

Wario: You mean the creator of Smash Bros franchise?

Pikachu: Yes and the Kirby franchise as well.