Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-27305742-20191031122237/@comment-34073020-20191202005801

Godzillavkk wrote: MexicanJesus69 wrote: Godzillavkk wrote: MexicanJesus69 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: MexicanJesus69 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: 1mavstone wrote: 1pizza877 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: Fulgore (to Tatsumaki): What will it be today, ma'am?

Tatsumaki (to Fulgore): Some fine wine as usual.

Fulgore (to Tatsumaki): Very well. One bottle of Chianti Classico, coming up.

Tatsumaki was about to drink her wine but then a skeleton approaches the bar and gives Tatsumaki some milk.

Tatsumaki: No thank you.

'''Tatsumaki tosses the milk aside and pisses off the skeleton. Suddenly, more skeletons appeared and attacked.'''

This is inspired by this, by the way. Suddenly they hear Aang's stick thumping on the ground.

Aang: Hey, leave her alone! One of the Skeletons: She refuses to drink her calcium, therefore she must punished in the way of the Calcium Army.

Deadpool: Oh sh*t, I heard of these guys.

Aang (to Deadpool): Please, explain to me about them.

Deadpool (to Aang): These guys go around raiding stores of all kinds of milk and finding those who drink other than milk and offering them to drink it, if you refuse their offer, well, I just hope Tatsumaki's alright. Tatsumaki: Enough!

Tatsumaki grabs a big rock and crushes the army until as the dust clears, they appear alright.

Tatsumaki: What the hell?

Calcium Soldier: We drank enough calcium to a point where our bones are stronger than everyone in this world. Darkseid: Are you stronger than my will?

Darkseid shoots Omega Beams, but it has no effect on the calcium soldiers.

Calcium Soldier: Yes. Calcium Soldier: Now, we will grab the girl so she will become... Calciumized.

Shazam: I don't think so, boneheads!

​​​​​​​Shazam attempts to punch one of the Calcium Soldiers but the soldier dodged quick and punches him to the ground where a crater is shown on the floor Deapool: Hey!, too much calcium is bad for the health.

Calcium Soldier: There´s never enough calcium, just look at these arm.

Nothing but bones is in his arm

Deadpool: ... Yeah sure. Thing is. Can´t we come to an agreement? The Mask steps up.

Let's see how they fair against Toon Force

He sets up a carnival stand

Mask: Step right up, don't be shy, nobody likes a bashful letherhead... MOVE IT!

He takes out a balloon

Mask: For my first trick, I'd like to do0 something for you son.

He makes a balloon giraffe

Mask: We have, a giraffe. There you go son, now getb outta here you bother me.

He hand the Giraffe to the first skeleton. The Mask: Now i make.... voala! an elephant.

The Mask hands over the helium elephant.

The Mask: And my favourite one... SOLID SNAKE.

The Mask creates a Solid Snake made of ballons who explodes at the skeletons. Solid Snake: i thought your favorite was a Tommy Gun. Why are you such a big fan of me? The Mask: That´s also my favourite, want me to show ho-

Deadpool: Not now Stanley, we have to think how are we going to deal with skeletons that can say no to Darkseid.

The Mask: With facts and logic of course.