Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-27305742-20190119195806/@comment-27034312-20190126211957

WBH-LM27 wrote: UTC Scrappy wrote: Scythe watch wrote:

UTC Scrappy wrote: Sephiroth: You know, this demon nonsense is really getting on my nerves. How about I tell you about the time I met my girlfriend?

Ganondorf: I didn't know you have a girlfriend. Who is it?

Sephiroth: Her name is Cinder Fall.

Yang: WHAT? (her eyes turn red and hair glows with fire) That snake?!?

Zero: Not again. Can someone take her out and calm her down please?

Doctor Fate: I'll do it. Natsu, I'll need your help. (Fate teleports himself, Natsu and Yang out of the bar.)

Sephiroth: Yep. You see, four years ago while RWBY was making its settlement with Death Battle, I decided to head over to the Killer Instinct universe and help myself to some of UltraTech's technology. When I made it to the top of the tower, I saw a woman fighting legions of Riptor and Fulgore units with glass swords, arrows, and fire with a sinister smile on her face. When I saw her being overwhelmed, I decided to give her a hand, even though she said she didn't need it. I saved her a few times and she saved me just as many times. Those soldiers didn't stand a chance against our might, we slaughtered them all one by one and by the time ARIA showed up, I grabbed Cinder and flew us out. She thanked me for the help and we decided to engage in small talk. Before we parted ways, we kissed on the lips and we've been boyfriend and girlfriend ever since.

Ultron: This Cinder woman seems hot, literally.

Sephiroth: Yeah she is. However, our relationship wasn't perfect. I got worried when Cinder got engulfed by Yang's sister's "Silver Flare" a few months after a met Cinder and when I saw her again after that, she lost an eye and an arm. Not to mention she couldn't speak for a whole year. I felt the same feeling after she lost to Yang's mom, fell into a ravine and got frozen two years ago. She recovered from both of those tragedies and now she's still the beautiful and malicious girl I ever met. She's currently planning on heading to Atlas to get her revenge on Yang's sister Ruby alongside her ally, Neopolitan. Vegeta: Ha! If it was me she was hunting, I'd end her in an instant! Even faster than that stupid transforming Hedgehog.

2011Sonic: (glare's at Vegeta)

Vegeta: (glares back)

Superman: Hey, let's all calm down-

Vegeta: SHUT IT KRYPTONIAN!! AND HOW COULD YOU BEAT KAKAROT!?

Kirby: poyo!

Vegeta: AND HOW DID THAT THING BEAT MAJIN BUU!?

Hercule: Woah! Vegeta, caaaaalm down!

Amy: This place is weird

Tails: Yup Sephiroth: Oh yeah, I almost forgot to tell you. During one of our dates from two years ago, Cinder and I managed to attract the attention of two members of Thanos' Black Order, Proxima Midnight and Corvus Glaive while we were training for the Battle of Haven. The two of them saw us as potential threats to Thanos' plan and we ended up fighting them. Even with Cinder's Fall Maiden powers and my superhuman prowess, the two generals gave us quite a challenge. We ended up calling it a draw. During that time, Cinder and I spent the holidays at Zamasu's cabin. Vegeta can be seen visibly irritated at the mention of Zamasu.

Dante: "Well, what I don't get is why you'd even have a love interest. Like, didn't you want to destroy the world?"

Sephiroth: "The time I've spent in this world-between-worlds has changed me, much like everyone else here. My goals in my own realm remain unchanged, but with the wide variety of powers here, cosmic destruction in this existance seems worthless - almost redundant."

Doctor Fate teleports in.

Doctor Fate: Same as Darkseid and the other villains apparently.

Dante: So, how'd it go? Did Yang calm down?

Doctor Fate: Yeah, she did. I brought Natsu outside with me and Yang because I'd figure what good way to calm down a raging fighter is with a good fight and Natsu seemed to be the best candidate at the time. I teleported them to a desert plain so that they don't cause any collateral damage around the bars and now they are out stuffing themselves at a nearby restaurant. However, maybe we shouldn't bring her back into the bar until we've stopped talking Cinder. Maybe send her to one of the other rooms perhaps.