Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-27305742-20180826231136/@comment-32003826-20191129173329

1pizza877 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: 1pizza877 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: 1pizza877 wrote: Reviving this.

After Ben 10 VS Green Lantern, Green Lantern was sitting with Superman and Batman telling the news of what happened.

Superman: You did what!

Green Lantern: Yeah, I crushed him the boot.

Superman: You crushed a child with a boot!

Green Lantern: Look I could explain.

Superman: You crushed a child with a boot, what was wrong with you?!

Green Lantern: But he- (gets interrupted)

Batman: You did something of what a villain would actually do. Green Lantern: Hey, you snapped Zod's neck in your recent solo movie! Superman: I did that because he was about to kill those people. Green Lantern: Well okay, but Batman killed many in his Tim Burton movie! Batman: Well that is true but still what were you thinking when you were crushing a child with a boot? Green Lantern: I-I, uh, screw you guys.

Green Lantern leaves

​​​​​​​Batman: You know he was right about the killings I did, but I got away with it, want to know why?

Superman: Because you're Batman-

Batman: BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!