Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-32003826-20190422163419/@comment-28170158-20190514200040

1pizza877 wrote: 1pizza877 wrote: Goomba: Since we know how to code, I just came up with an amazing idea.

Koopa: Really what is it?

Goomba: I thought of us making a game similar to the mobile game South Park: Phone Destroyer but instead it features characters, both the winners and the losers.



Koopa: Wow that's an amazing idea, we should tell that to Wario, I hope he would like it!

Goomba: Sure thing, we definately should!

So the Goomba and Koopa went to Wario to tell him about their idea. While Wario was minding his own business.

Goomba: Wario we just came up with an-

Wario: Refer to me as boss!

Goomba: Sorry boss, we just wanted to tell you that we just came up with an amazing idea!

Wario: What's the idea? '''And so, Goomba and Koopa explained the idea to Wario in gratuitous detail, including a slideshow, demo, whiteboard and finger puppet show. When they finally finish their presentation, several of the bar's patrons clap.'''

Pit, wiping away tears: "That was the greatest thing I have ever seen."

Wario: "Well, you two definitely made a good impression, however, I have one question..."

Goomba and Koopa: "Yes, boss?"

Wario: "How do we get the money??"

Goomba: "Easy - we introduce the base game for a small price, but feature multiple microtransactions and ads that get us hundreds more money at the end."

Wario: "Small price, builds up over time... JUST LIKE TAXES!!! AHAHAHA, YOU TWO ARE BRILLIANT!!!"

Koopa: "Oh, uh, thank you, boss!"

Wario: "That's such a great idea, I'm givin you a small team to make the game. And you shall be called - Electronic WAH-rts."