Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-32003826-20190918032001/@comment-4708902-20191028211242

1mavstone wrote: Blue Midnight04 wrote: 1pizza877 wrote:

WBH-LM27 wrote:

1mavstone wrote: WBH-LM27 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: WBH-LM27 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: 1pizza877 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: 1pizza877 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: Hawkeye looks at Deadpool as he is finding something in his hammerspace pocket

Hawkeye (to Deadpool): What are you looking for?

Deadpool (to Hawkeye): I'm looking for the Astolfo plush. Y'know, the one that saved us from the DC-hating mob?

Hawkeye: Oh yeah. (to Deadpool) Why are you looking for it?

Deadpool: Something moved in my pocket and I'm trying to figure out what as I discover is that the plush was missing.

Hawkeye (to Deadpool): What's so special about some plush anyway?

Deadpool (to Hawkeye): It's not just any plush, it's a haunted one.

Hawkeye (to Deadpool): What made it haunted?

Deadpool (to Hawkeye): The plush sucks your d**k and calls you gay.

Hawkeye (to Deadpool): Oh, that is bad. Deadpool: Yeah and I really need to find it or other words it might end up being in the wrong hands and it's also one of the items I got from the black market the same place where I've got the drone which you've already known about. ???: Gay.

Hawkeye: I think I found it. Deadpool: You did where... oh no.  Deadpool and Hawkeye discover that the Astolfo plush was near Doomsday's wiener.Deadpool: Ok, I need to get my plushie but I need a distraction-

Hawkeye (to Master Chief): Hey, Master Chief! There's anime near Doomsday!

Master Chief grabs his sniper and fires, while it did not hit the plush, it did send the plush flying as Deadpool catches it with his hands, meanwhile Doomsday is pissed at Master Chief because he shot Doomsday near the crouch. Master Chief: "Ah shit... little help here, guard?!"

Dante: "Yeah, yeah..." ​​​​​​​Dante stands between the two, ready to stop any fight that breaks out. Dante (to Doomsday): Alright big guy, calm down. I'm sure it was just an accident.

Master Chief: There was an anime doll on his crouch.

Dante (to Master Chief, shocked): Exf**kingcuse me?! Deadpool: "There is a perfectly reasonable explaination behind it!"

Hawkeye: "Wait, why'd it go for that abomination? Does he even have a-"

Deadpool: ​​​​​​​"Don't ask a question nobody wants the answer to." Dante: Well, what happens happens, anyway, it's best if we were to just calm down and-

Doomsday shoves Dante away and punches Master Chief which knocks off his helmet in the air.​​​​​​​

The crowd gasps​​​​​​​

Dante: Oh my god! (to Master Chief) Are you okay?

Master Chief (trying to gain consciousness): Uuhh. I'm fine. ​​​​​​​Deadpool would be quick to catch Chief's helmet, while Dante dealt with Doomsday. Deadpool: ​​​​​​​"Gotcha!" But it was too late as the Winners react to it in a similar style from the scene of Indiana Jones Raiders of the Lost Ark of how the Nazis reacted when the ark was opened. Deadpool: OWWWWWW! That hurt. Here’s your helmet back Chief. ​​​​​​​Deadpool throws the helmet to Master Chief as he grabs it and puts it back on his head. Doctor Fate then re-winds time, healing everyone's heads.

Master Chief: The helmet has been through so much war, that it's become cursed to kill whenever it's removed.

Shazam: That makes no sense.

Deadpool: Neither do the works we all come from.