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MexicanJesus69 wrote: UTC Scrappy wrote: As the television plays in the bar, one of the combatants notices something familiar about the host of that talk show.

Spider-Man: Hey, is that...Frank West? No way, he got his own TV show and I'm stuck being a journalist for a cranky boss.

Frank West: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of the Frank West Death Battle Talk Show where we get the scoop on the latest Death Battle combatants as soon as they are announced. You're in for a big treat tonight, folks. Tonight's star is none other than the famous Hollywood super star himself, JOHNNY CAGE!

(Mortal Kombat theme plays and the audience applauses)

Spider-Man: Hey guys, look at this!

Sonya: Oh, you've got to be kidding me.

Frank West: Thanks for coming all this way, Mr. Cage.

Johnny Cage: Glad to be here tonight, Franky. So the show's called Death Battle, huh? I wouldn't mind using that name for one of my movies. Actually, I have a very important announcement to make: With all the combatants this show has, I have decided to convince Hollywood to make a bunch of movies at once, each of them starring every single combatants that has ever been on Death Battle ever! Of course, everyone will be split up into separate groups for separate movies, to lower the budget of course.

Frank West: EVERYONE? No way.

Johnny Cage: Yes way, Franky, including you. Even my opponent, Captain Falcon is in on the action. He'll be starring a movie similar to Speed Racer, but much better.

Frank West: Well, I don't know about you folks but I am very excited, and you should be too. What kind of genres should we be expecting for each film?

Johnny Cage: Well, in order, I'd have to say, Adventure, Comedy, Sci-Fi, Horror, Country, Drama, Romance, Racing, Superhero, Disaster, Documentary, History, and, last but not least, action!

Frank West: You've said a mouthful, Johnny. When we come back, we'll talk about Mr. Johnny Cage's backstory, powers and even feats. Don't go anywhere.

Spider-Man: Guess what everyone? We're all going to be in the movies together! Ultron : Good, i need a better appeareance in a movie that Avengers 2.

Shredder : F*ck it, i pass.

Ultron : (Points hand at Shredder, charging a laser beam) Excuse me, i thought you said you didnt want to get in the movie, im wrong right?

Shredder : ... Yeah, i said i´ll be on the movie.

Deadpool : I dont know, there are so many characters, some of them would have really little time in screen probably. Deadpool: Though I do have an idea.

Ultron: That being?

Deadpool: Remember all those fights we had in this bar over the years? We could turn those into movies.

Shredder: That, is the dumbest idea I ever heard. What's your next idea? Making the bar's stories into some roleplay idea on a forum page or something?

As Shredder said that, Deadpool and Shredder look at the 4th wall

Deadpool: Well, do you have a better idea genius?

Bogart: We could turn our battles with the combatants at the losers' bar into movies like a crossover movie.

Deadpool: I guess that could work. Sephiroth: I already know what to suggest for the romance movie: It's about two one-winged angels from separate universes who fall in love with each other and compete in a tag team tournament. I call it, "Fell from Grace, Fall in Love".

Dante: So, based on your love story with Cinder Fall?

Sephiroth: Yep. Tracer: Well, I'm looking forward for a movie about Overwatch.

Deadpool: I would agree (to Sephiroth) and for some ideas, what if there was a bad guy that was trying to steal Cinder's heart from you and there is that moment where you step in and defeated that guy.

Sephiroth: I'll think about it.

Deadpool: Ok (to Black Widow) and you?

Black Widow: While it was an interesting idea, i'll have to pass because some people decided to make a trailer for that idea, it was... interesting to say the least. Deadpool : You join Spidey?.

Spider-Man : Yeah, about that, im busy with "Far From Home", (looks at the clock) Damn, i have to go to the studios or Mysterio will chase my ass.

Deadpool : Oh alrighty, act good man.

Spider-Man leaves the bar. King Dedede: I'll count me in because I'm gonna make my own movie be one of the best movies that Hollywood would ever see featuring me, Dedede the greatest king that Dreamland ever has!

Amy: Like if that would ever happen fattass.

King Dedede: Says the pink hedgehog that masturbates to Movie Sonic's legs! Amy readys her hammer but Darkseid places his hand in front of her and shakes his head no. Darkseid: You've been calling him a fatasss ever since he was brought into Death Battle and ever since he entered this bar, it's time that this has to be put to a stop.

Amy: Oh yeah, what are you going to do if I don't?! Deadpool (to Amy): He can send you to the Omega Sanction, do you really want that? Amy: No but your are definately right about it so therefore, I'll stop. (As she puts her hammer away)

Darkseid: Good. Amy: But I still want payback from my own hands someday.