Talk:Epyon VS Tigerzord/@comment-16919137-20140724173418/@comment-16919137-20140724211307

But can asterix compete with Popeye's feats of:

-Popeye once lifted the earth in one of the Fleischer shorts that was spoofing Greek Mythology. (meaning he can lift up to  6.6  sextillion tons) -Using his pipe, Popeye  once flew from the moon to Earth in under five seconds  (t his means that his top speed is at least Mach 13, but it IS likely that he can go faster)

-Popeye has  stretched his body to put Mr. Fantastic to shame and  can alter his density and shape

-He dog paddled an island that both he and Olive Oyl were stranded on back to the mainland.

-With a lasso, he pulled the Grand Canyon together just so he could reach Bluto on the other side

-He knocked a comet that would have destroyed the earth into tiny bits.

-He punched Bluto so hard, Bluto hit the full moon, which was blown apart so that only a crescent was left

-He pulled the moon closer to earth

-He stopped a martian invasion by punching the fleet all the way back to Mars.

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">- He pulled the world's continents back together again with only a lasso.

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">-He knocked Bluto so hard, Bluto broke through the time stream and de-aged into an infant

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">-He knocked Bluto so hard, he destroyed the constellations and altered the night sky.

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">-He lassoed the sun and pulled it up just so the morning would come quicker.

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">-He blew the sun out like a candle so he could get some private time with Olive Oyl.

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">-In an episode spoofing Exodus where he played Moses, he got tired of waiting for God and parted the Red Sea himself.

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">-He becomes a master of any discipline after taking spinach. He led a twenty man band, where he was the band himself, became a master musician, master sculptor, brilliant scientist, and a master magician.

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">-Taking spinach renders him immune to magic. Bluto once tried to turn him into a frog, but he punched the spell back at Bluto. Also Zeus tried to zap Popeye with a lightning bolt, but Popeye punched it back at him, thus defeating Zeus by frying him.

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">-Popeye can resurrect himself from the dead with spinach. His nephews force fed some to his lifeless body. Popeye's soul returned to his body, which got up and proceeded to beat the crap out of Bluto.

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">-Popeye resisted being wiped out of existence by an animator. His pipe was fed spinach, Popeye willed himself back, and then he beat up the animator. Also Popeye can break the 4th wall. A real boy in the movie audience threw some spinach into the screen to Popeye. Popeye got up and hit Bluto so hard, Bluto was knocked into the real world.

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">-Popeye can resist mind control after eating spinach. An evil hypnotist hypnotized Popeye into thinking he was a chicken. Popeye ate some spinach, snapped out of it, and then counter hypnotized the hypnotist into thinking he was a baby.

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">-Popeye once ate an entire field of spinach to repel a Martian Invasion. He punched through a Martian disintegration beam, grabbed a flying saucer, threw it like a frisbee, and made it ricochet off the entire Martian invasion fleet like a pin ball. After all the Martian ships crashed, the ensuing explosion spelled the word “TILT” across the skyline.

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">-Popeye has ran down Bluto, on foot, while Bluto was speeding away in a race-car in an attempt to kidnap Olive Oyl.

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">-Popeye has ran down, and ran past (on numerous occasions), a speeding locomotive to save Olive Oyl, who was tied to the tracks, from being ran over. On one occasion, rather than untying her, he punched the speeding train and turned it into a pipe organ.

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">-Popeye single-handedly laid track for a speeding train and punched through mountains to make tunnels for the train so that it could get to it’s destination near the coal mines.

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">-Popeye has leaped into the air and punched out fighter jets in mid flight.

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">-Popeye can fly like a fighter jet by spinning his pipe like a propeller and sticking out his arms like wings. When provoked, Popeye can use his pipe as a jet engine propelling himself through the air at mach speeds, even launching himself into space. Popeye can also survive re-entry and falls from sub-orbital heights.

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">-Popeye has punched fast enough to deflect hundreds of rounds of machine gun fire at close range with his bare fists.

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">-Popeye has chewed up steel beams and spit the metal out as bullets, nails, and rivets.

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">-Popeye on numerous occasions has punched people and accompanying objects into cages, cabins, tents, tepees, stuffed animals, toys, etc. On one occasion Popeye was attacked by a Giant Octopus while he was diving for pearls. Popeye punched the octopus and turned it into a Merry-Go-Round.

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">- During WWII, Popeye punched out a fleet of German battleships into individual cages to imprison over 100 Nazi soldiers. Popeye also punched through the gunfire of 10 Nazi fighter jets, in mid air, and punched the planes to splinters that formed a fence and imprisoned the pilots as they landed with their parachutes. He also got a medal of honor from Eisenhower.

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">-During WW II Popeye once turned out all the lights in his hometown for a bomb raid in a matter of seconds.

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">-Popeye once punched an enraged Giant King Kong-esque Gorilla into 3 separate monkeys, each covering their ears, eyes, and mouth (hear no  <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">evil, see no evil, speak no evil) respectively.

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">-Popeye punched out a giant Moby Dick-esque sperm whale and held it in one hand like a baby as it was dazed.

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">-Popeye once punched a mountain into a hill because it was blocking his view.

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">-Popeye once lifted up and body-slammed the 40 story building Olive Oyl’s apartment was in so that her floor was at street level and he could move her piano in.

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">-Popeye once walked a tight rope while carrying a refrigerator, a wardrobe, a bathtub, a baby in a baby carriage, Olive Oil, and Wimpy (eating a burger).

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">-Popeye once punched through super hypnosis vision from a Persian Magician, then punched the guy and his flying carpet turning them into a bazaar with rugs for sale.

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">-While in Old Russia, Popeye punched through hypnosis vision and spells cast by Rasputin, then Popeye proceeded to punch Rasputin through the Kremlin which formed a jail around Rasputin.

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">-Popeye once punched through magic spell bolts cast at him by a Genie Bluto had used to grant him three wishes. Popeye then punched out Bluto and punched the Genie back into the lamp before tossing the lamp into the horizon.

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">-Popeye survived having a battle ship dropped on him by Bluto.

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">-Popeye survived being shot point blank in the face with a cannonball by Pirate Blackbeard.

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">-Popeye survived being ran over and point blank cannon fire from a Sherman tank, and then proceeded to punch the tank into an oven and water heater.

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">-In Egypt Popeye once punched a Mummy into bed-sheets hanging from a clothesline (there was no clothesline before the punch).

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">-Popeye has punched alligators, dinosaurs, and mad bulls into full sets of leather luggage.

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">-Popeye has punched a lion into a leopard skin fur coat. (and no, that’s not a typo, he punched a lion into leopard skin).

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">-Popeye punched out a fire breathing dragon.

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">-Popeye as a lumberjack chopped down a whole state full of redwood trees with his bare fists.

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">-Popeye once jumped up and punched the man in the moon in the eye after Olive Oyl snubbed him for Bluto and the moon was laughing at his misfortune.

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">-Also one time, when Popeye had to save his father (or "pappy" as he calls him), after eating spinach the two tore apart the very film the cartoon was taking place on and sent the primitive "Goon" people into oblivion by having them fall off it