Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-32003826-20190630032043/@comment-34073020-20190814224521

1mavstone wrote: MexicanJesus69 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: MexicanJesus69 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: 1mavstone wrote: A day went by...Pikachu: Alright, I'm here- WHAT THE HELL?!

Pikachu sees Lobo and Sektor drunk in the same table drinking together

Lobo (drunk): Yo, metal man. Did I ever tell you about my latest hunt?

Sektor (drunk): No. Do tell. Lobo (drunk): Well, it all started when the bounty was some chrome fella, *hic* he wasn't much but he did put up a good fight.

Sektor (drunk): Well, that's nothing. After I was pissed at a time lady for what happened in Mortal Kombat 11, I made sure she didn't come back after that. *hic*

Pikachu: What happened?

Tifa (to Pikachu): Oh, once they started realizing that they have something in common, they both became best friends. Lobo: So then i... uh... i... (Gets up and grabs his hook) I TOOK MY HOOK AND SLASHED THE ROBOT MOTHERF*CKER.

Sektor: Huh what the-

Lobo was about to attack Sektor but Thanos stop them.

Thanos: Enough with the nonsense, end your problem with dignity, have an arm wrestle match.

Lobo: Fine.

Sektor: *hip* Fine.

Thanos makes Sektor and Lobo´s drunkness go away, then they grab each other arms.

Thanos: Now.

Lobo smashes Sektor arm against the table and then throws him against all the drinks.

Lobo: I WON, THIS IS OVER. SUCK. MY. DICK.

Lobo sits in his Spacehog and smokes while he relaxes, Sektor remains unconscious.

Lobo: I´ll just relax so you´re rid of me for now.

Pikachu: Aaaalright, didnt expected that. Sektor gets up​​​​​​​Sektor (looking angry): That. was. (looking happy) a good one!

Pikachu: Wait, you're not mad?

Sektor: Why not? He and I have been sparring for a day in hell fighting demons before we were best friends. Pikachu: Oh, fine (To Thanos whispering) Maybe this means the end of Sektor´s bullshit. Sektor: Just because I'm a robot, doesn't mean I can't hear you.

Pikachu: Ok, geez.

Sektor: Also, Lobo and I decided to be co-assholes.

Pikachu (sarcastic): Great.

Sektor: I can understand sarcasm you know. Pikachu: (In his mind) Ah fuck, that´s gonna be a mess.

Sektor: I can hear your thoughts too!

Pikachu: EH?!

Sektor: Im just fooling with you, i cant.