Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-32003826-20191209172726/@comment-34073020-20200209235640

WBH-LM27 wrote: AwesomeEthan48 wrote: 1pizza877 wrote:

MexicanJesus69 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: Pikachu: Well, the upcoming matchup is coming. Please tell me someone bought earplugs and/or earmuffs.

Thanos (to Pikachu): You know I could just... you know.

Pikachu (to Thanos): Oh, right. Do it.

Thanos snaps his fingers and a whole lot of earplugs are summoned in the bar.

Pikachu: Thanks!

Thanos: No problem, anyway, they aren't just earplugs, they can make any sound silent when you put them on.

Pikachu: Nice. You can take that "please" with some extra "appreciation". Deadpool: Any sound?

Thanos: Yes it do... Don't try anything stupid Wilson.

Deadpool was about to use five thousands of megaphones.

Deadpool: Ow what a party pooper. Pikachu: So did you guys from the Winner's Bar, get any?

Deadpool: Yeah, MM.EXE already ordered them.

Pikachu: Alright, thanks for visiting us during your cameos.

Deadpool: Np! (As he teleports back to the Winner's Bar) Pikachu: So, who wants to try them out?

Pit: I'll do it!

Ed: Yeah right, Pit. Remember, you're on trash duty.

Pit: Oh...well, I guess I'll do that then...

Pit then grabs a trash bag at the back of the bar.

Pit: All the plastic wrap goes in here, I guess.

X: Don't worry, Pit. You'll be off of trash duty in 2 weeks.

Pit: Two weeks?! That feels like forever!

Ed: Well, that's your problem. Anyway, I'll go and try these earplugs.

'Ed then grabs a pair of earplugs fro'm the pile and puts them on. Pikachu: "So, do they work?"

Ed: "What?"

X: "He asked if the earplugs work?"

Ed: "I can't hear you guys... the earplugs must be working well!"

Sektor: "Heh, now we can talk about how short he i-"

Ed punches Sektor in the jaw.

Ed: "Don't think I didn't hear that, punk!"

Pikachu: ​​​​​​​"Talk about selective hearing..." Deadpool: You know, being a midget is helpful, you just have to punch forwards to reach your opponent's balls.

Ed punches Deadpool in the balls, but he hurts himself, Deadpool was covering his crotch with a piece of metal.

Deadpool: HA! Thought i didn't see that coming?

Johnny Cage nut punches Deadpool from behind, this time Deadpool, the metal wasn't enough, his crotch became nonexistent.

Deadpool: Oh, i forgot THE SLAYER OF NUTS was here (dies).

Johnny Cage: (To Ed) Next time you want someone to be punched in the nuts, call a professional eh?

Ed: Right.

Pikachu: ...Wha-