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Oh boy here we go!

Pit: Uses his weird sword bow thing to, in one fluid motion, swipe off the arms of the opponent before cutting their head off, sending it flying into the air Then he turns his two sword things back into a bow and shoots an arrow into his opponents head, sending it flying off screen and unable to be seen as he flies back up to the heavens.

Dark Pit: Dark PIt begins to beat them mercilessly with his Dark Pit Staff and eventually jams the barell into their eye before pulling the trigger, causing their head to blow up. Blood splatters onto Dark Pit and he cleans the blood off of his staff before raising it victoriously.

Villager: Uses an axe to chop off both of their legs and, as they're crawing away, Villager pulls out a bowling ball and slams it onto the opponents head, causing it to basically crater in the guys head, sending a few chunks of flesh out in the process. He then gives a thumbs up

Koopa: Pulls out a hammer and proceeds to bash it in the face of the opponent repeatedly, before pulling their body into their shell and slamming it down on the foe repeatedly.

Inkling: Brings out a giant roller and uses it to slam the enemy into the ground, then leaving an ink bomb thing behind and letting them blow up, killing them in the process. As a bonus, they could just roll over the enemy, slowly and painfully with their roller, probably pushing out blood and guts on the way, or just flattening them, which would be comedic if it weren't for the crunching sounds. Inkling then turns into a squid form and swims away in the blood.