User blog:MickySR2112/Death Battle = Illuminati Confirmed

I wanted to do this for a while, then Tendo the Gamer did it on the DBF wiki, so not to be outdone I'm gonna do this as well. Well I wouldn't be doing this my OC Illuminati Confirming Guy or just ICG. So, take it away LCG! (Everything said now is LCG speaking not me... unless I say it's me)

(*Cue "Mind Heist"*)

Hello. Today I am going to confirm that Death Battle is Illuminati.

Death Battle.

Death Battle has 11 letters.

11 has two ones in it.

2+1 is 3.

3.

There was three Pokémon in Death Battle in a Battle Royale.

Pokémon.

Pikachu.

Yellow.

Blanka's electricity is yellow.

Pikachu fought Blanka in a Death Battle.

Coincidence? I didn't think so.

But what the hell does Pikachu VS Blanka have to do with Death  Battle? I don't know, but I'm going to find out.

Pikachu is yellow.

Wario is also yellow.

Wario rhythms with Mario.

Mario was on Death Battle.

Mario is red.

Red.

Ruby Rose.

RWBY.

White rose is a RWBY ship.

MickySR2112 hates White Rose.

MickySR2112 is a user on the Death Battle Wiki.

Lets see if Micky has read a White Rose fanfic by checking his internet history.

'''Me: Hold on. This wasn't in the deal! I Demand you sto-*Gets slaped*'''

Yep, he has.

'''Me: Hey, I can explain. I was really bored and-'''


 * Gun shot is heard*

Fan fiction has 10 letters, you know what has 10 letters?

Undertaker.

The Undertaker is a WWE superstar.

There is this certain WWE superstar...

AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!!

John Cena lost the WWE Championship to Sheamus at TLC 2010.

In 2010 Sheamus's theme song had a part I thought it said "When the devil cooks Mccoys".

The devil.

Shinnok.

Mortal Kombat.

Scorpion.

Scorpion was on Death Battle.

Scorpion appeared in MK VS DC Universe.

DC Comics stands for: Detective Comics Comics.

They are two Comics in DC Comics.

Comics - Comics = 0

0 is a number away from one.

2 + 1 = 3

There is three sides on the Illuminati Triangle so...

Death Battle is Illuminati confirmed.