Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-27305742-20190227210243/@comment-32003826-20190318021501

MexicanJesus69 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: 1pizza877 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: 1pizza877 wrote: MexicanJesus69 wrote: 1pizza877 wrote: WBH-LM27 wrote: 1pizza877 wrote: Deadpool: Hey Tracer, have you saw the sneek peak?

Tracer: Yeah I have.

Deadpool: How do you think of it?

Tracer: Very incredible indeed, I really like of how the music matched the theme of this fight.

Deadpool: Yep, I have to agree and I'm sure it would be a great fight indeed am I right?

Tracer: I agree and I believe that Black Widow would take this and as I've mentioned before.

Deadpool: Yeah I know, I would feel disapointed if Natasha lost and we Marvel characters have to suffer another loss if that were to happen but hey in my respect if Widowmaker wins, at least I would give cheers for getting a second win for Overwatch and another for Blizzard or Acti-Blizzard depending who people choose to refer too.

Tracer: Thanks love and although I would be happy if Widowmaker won, me and her are still enemies with each other. MEANWHILE, AT THE ACTIVISION-BLIZZARD HQ,'''Activision-Blizzard CEO Robert 'Bobby' Kotick is seen working on some sort of program, directly connected to the shell of a nuclear bomb. As he begins typing out what looks to be "Patch Notes", a random worker walks up to him.A-B Worker: '''"Sir, our scanners detect that 'Lena Oxton' is once again violating company code of conduct. Should we send another dispatch of '76-A'?

Kotick: "No, that would cause them to keep their guards up. It would put the entirety of '76-B' into jeopardy, and the partnership would be for nothing."

A-B Worker: "Yes, sir. Speaking of which, when do you plan on unleashing '76-B'?"

Kotick:  "Soon after that 'Death Battle' launches publicly. Knowing that they'd be celebrating the other Widow's victory, it would be the perfect time to strike."

'''As the worker walks away, Kotick begins to video-call someone. When the visual comes in, the person would appear in the shade.'''

???: "I'd assume you've begun work on implementing our systems into your device.

Kotick: "Indeed. With your help, we can rewrite their world to be our own corporate wonderland! It's a shame he decided to disagree with our little venture."

???: "Howard was a pawn in this situation, with or without him, we'd still have the necessary code from his and other games to create this masterpiece."

Kotick: "And you're sure things will go well?"

???: "Don't worry. By the time this is all over..."

The figure would then move out of the shade, revealing themselves to be none other than Robert A. Altman, CEO of Bethesda

Altman: "...the Fallout will be immeasurable." '''Back at the bar. .EXE (To Tracer): '''Why you and her are enemies.

Tracer: She works with Talon which is a terroist organization which was created during the end of the Omnic Crisis and not only just that but she also killed Tekhartha Mondatta. .EXE : Tekh who? Tracer: Tekhartha Mondatta.

Deadpool: Think of him as Ghandi but as a robot.

Tracer: Exactly. Batman: Hate to warn you, Lena, but your company is planning something to presumibly put not only you but this bar in jeopardy.

Tracer: Again?

Batman: They plan to attack after the Black Widow VS Widowmaker battle.

Deadpool: Oh dear. Tracer: How do you know about this?

???: I did.

The mysterious person then reveals to be Jaina Proudmoore again. Jaina: We have to stop them, they'll send their Soldier:76 clones after her and disclipine her.

Deadpool: How though?

Jaina: Remember that scene in Clockwork Orange where they hold your eyes open and watch a video which reabilitates you?

Deadpool: Yeah.

Jaina: Imagine that, but with a video that reabilitates her to not making the same mistake... (in a creepy tone) permanently.

Deadpool: Oh boy, I know where this is going. I know someone who can take care of them.

Deadpool calls an old friend to take care of an upcoming situation

Deadpool (on the phone): Yeah, buddy? Remember how the spirits of vengeance wants Blizzard to pay for that crappy mobile game? Yeah. I can give you their coordinates. If you're wondering how I know where they are, I have my ways. Thank you.

Deadpool hangs up

Jaina: But what if he needs help.

Deadpool: Buddy, I know him. They'll have a hard time trying to kill him. Shredder : (To Jaina) Several times you came here just to bring more problems, we cant have a goddamn day in peace!.

Sub-Zero : Cool down Saki Oroku, or i´ll have to put you on ice.

Deadpool : Jesus Sub-Zero, those were BAD. (Gets frozen) Shredder: Why can't we have one day of peace for once?

Deadpool: Well, if I had to guess, I assume it would have to do with the fact that people on this page had to make some exciting adventures like it's their own group fan fiction or something.

Shredder: Oh, I guess that makes sense.