Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-27305742-20190227210243/@comment-28170158-20190302154700

1mavstone wrote: 1mavstone wrote: WBH-LM27 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: 1mavstone wrote: WBH-LM27 wrote: '''While meditating, Doctor Fate recieves a message from Doctor Strange. He arrives to the front of the bar, informing them of the information.Fate: '''"It appears yet another event has happened over at the Losers' bar, and some of us may need to assist them in combating it."

.EXE: "I'll go, I haven't been here for all too long, so I wanna see what this is all about!"

Fate: "Are you sure? This mission seems more... chaotic, than our usual outings."

.EXE: "I'm sure it'll be fine."

Deadpool:  "Me and Dante'll go too, we're used to these kinds of shindigs." Suddenly, Piranha Plant walked to the bar looking damaged as he falls to the floorDeadpool: Piranha Plant! Speak to me!

Piranha Plant is speaking in chomps

Deadpool: Oh I forgot, you speak plant. Ultron?

Ultron: Alright. (Translating Piranha Plant) "I said, they are after you."

Deadpool: Who?

Ultron: (Translating Piranha Plant) "Evanora Redwood, and... and..."

Piranha Plant then dies

Opera music is then played

Deadpool: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Darkseid: He knows I can revive the plant, right?

Aquaman: Just let him have his moment. As Deadpool weeps over the fallen Piranha Plant, he speaks through his tears.Deadpool:  "They'll pay for this... they'll PAY for this!!"

Zero: "Stop being so dramatic, Deadpo-"

Deadpool: "-SHUT YOUR HYPOCRITICAL METAL MOUTH, ROBOT BOY!!!" As he wipes away his tears, looking to Fate. "So, what's the plan, Doc..." Fate: First things first, since there is a chance the winners could have an evil counterpart, we will have to bring the combatants who doesn't have one. Doctor Strange: And considering Piranha Plant was the guardian of Cleo Redwood, that means they are after Cordelia.

Doctor Fate: She's tough, but with the Cult of X, who knows how long she will last. Deadpool:  "Well, if we're talking guys without crazy alternate versions of themselves, then I guess I'm out of the question then..."

Doctor Fate:  "Not necessarily. Seeing how your own popularity stems from being a memetic character, you could help us infiltrate and sabotage the enemy. Plus, it's unlikely for you to be strong enough to defeat those going with you, seeing how your most chaotic form still had your limitations and needed preparation beforehand."

Deadpool: "So I guess I am the Batman of Marvel!!!"

Iron Man: "No."

Doctor Fate: "Regardless, I'd say the best choices would be those who don't have memetic versions or chaotic creations of themselves. Samurai Jack and Lucy would be fair choices, as would Darkseid, EXE, Strange and myself."