User blog:Savage Samurai/Wiz and Boomstick character profile

OK so recently someone brought Boomstick up as an actual combatant and considering Wiz VS Boomstick is going to happen at some point, I thought it would be fun to record all the alleged feats that these two have throughout the series. Note: These  are only based on character statements and there is no real evidence backing these feats up.

Equipment

 * Combat Research Books: Goomba VS Koopa implies that Wiz bought some of these on audible.com implying that he has at the very least a basic idea on combat afterwards. They worked as shown when he has a better understanding of fighting styles after this episode.

Feats

 * Dissected a "voluntary goomba" in Goomba VS Koopa.

Equipment

 * Guns: In 'Boba Fett VS Samus Aran' Boomstick claims to cradle his guns like children. As he used the plural, it can be inferred that he has more than one in his arsenal
 * Double Barrel Bazooka Shotgun: As a lead-in to the advertisement of Boba Fett VS Samus Aran, Boomstick mentions he has one of these. Despite the fact that there is no such thing, it can be inferred he meant a double-barrelled bazooka. The conclusion of said episode, also implies that he "blows shit up" with this weapon and knows that it isn't very effective against people.
 * Laser-Guided Kitten Cannon: In 'Haggar VS Zangief', Boomstick revealed he had one of these though it is unknown how effective it really is.
 * Baby Launcher: Boomstick originally brought this up in 'Yoshi VS Riptor' but was written off by Wiz due to pragmatic reasons. However, the ad for said episode does imply that he was going to convert his LGKC into this.
 * Car: Boomstick possess a pink car with flames on it though it was damaged after Riptor fell into the hood. The car has not been seen or mentioned since.

Weaknesses

 * In 'Akuma VS Shang Tsung ', Boomstick makes it clear that he lacks the ability to create ki attacks even stating that if he ever created a Hadoken, he would die happy (subject to change). He says a similar thing in regards to shapeshifting.
 * In the same episode and subsequent episodes Boomstick makes it clear he's the dumber of the two.
 * If one were to take into account his approach in saying foreign languages, Boomstick takes a very headstrong strategy and will constantly attempt to try the same thing over and over again. Inversely Wiz, learns from his mistakes and after this episode went onto actually learn how to pronounce the attacks.
 * Arguably his perversion counts.
 * Possibly illiterate considering that he can't even spell 'FREE' correctly.
 * By Boomstick's own admission, in 'Zitz VS Leonardo', his preferred strategy is to just "beat the shit out of everything".