Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-26212345-20181006235703/@comment-32295718-20181118085356

Sephiroth:

Pit: Oh man, this guy looks scary.

Palutena: That's Sephiroth, the One-Winged Angel.

Pit: Wait, he's only a half angel, yet he's still twice as cool as me!?

Viridi: Ugh, that guy? He tried to become a god by fusing the live energy of the planet, but to get to that live energy, he needed to summon a giant meteor and crash it into the planet!

Pit: He tried what?!

Viridi: I know, right? What kind of jerk does that? He's even worse than the humans that literally poison the planet to death, and that's saying something when it's coming from me.

Palutena: Those humans were also the ones that infused him with the same kind of cells that turned Cloud into a superhuman. If it weren't for him and his friend, then nobody would've stopped him.

Pit: Sooo, how am I supposed to beat this seemingly unbeatable guy?

Palutena: Your best bet is to stay as close as possible to him, his sword may be ridiculously large, but it was not made for up-close combat.

Viridi: You should also stay away from his Final Smash, because it transports you to a place where the freaking sun blows up. We don't want fried angel wings for lunch, now do we?

Pit: All right, I got it! For the sake of the world, victory will be mine!