Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-27305742-20181219233704/@comment-27305742-20181228032019

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1pizza877 wrote: 1mavstone wrote: Spawn notices a girl that looks similar to Spider-Man out of nowhere in the bar

Spawn: Excuse me miss, but if you read the sign outside... YOU NEED TO BE A WINNER IN DEATH BATTLE TO BE IN THIS BAR!

Girl: Well I...

Spawn interrupts her

Spawn: Begone, T-

Deadpool stops Spawn

Deadpool: Woah, Woah, calm yourself down, Jai White, I invited her here just to talk with her. This is Silk. She found me after my usual killing for Pizza Delivery guys terrorizing women in the past. Spawn: Alright but don't take to long. Deadpool: Alright. So, you were saying?

Silk: I was just saying that I deserve to be in the Spider-Verse movie, I am way better than Ghost Spider and Peni Parker. I have a stronger Spider-Sense, I can produce organic webbing, and my suit that was made by my webbing probably got me fanservice.

Deadpool: Is that good or bad?

Silk: Pick one. Deadpool: Good, very good. I hope that you would appear in the sequel and by the way, I heard that movie is pretty good!

Venom: At least it didn't end up like the Emoji Movie! Spider-Man : I wonder if the me from the Earth 1048 is gonna appear in the sequel... Silk: I sense a great danger, an army of it.

Pinkie Pie: Hey guys, why is there a lot of scary people outside?

Spider-Man: (sighs) Is it him again?

Deadpool: I thought that he stopped, well, let's go outside.

As the combatants go outside.

Diablo: Back b*tches!

Diablo has brought an entire army of hell including his brothers, the lesser prime evils, so therefore, every Diablo demon is here. Darkseid also go outside.

Darkseid : Goddamn... How many times i have to teach you this lesson old man!? Doomguy: May I?

Darkseid: You may.

Doomguy was able to kill the army of hell and Diablo in the most goriest, bloodiest, and most expensive fight ever put off, and to make sure they stay like that, Darkseid banishes Diablo to the Omega Sanction. Spawn: How did Doomguy appear out of nowhere?

Dr. Fate: I teleported him here to face our Diablo problem. Spawn: What about us? Couldn't we handle that too? Doctor Fate : (Sighs) You capricious bi7ches.

Doctor Fate go back in time and stops Darkseid before he leaves Doomguy to do the work.

Doctor Fate : In order to let the winners take the situation (Talks to Dante and Spawn) Kill them all.

Dante and Spawn get in a demon killing spree and banish Diablo to hell again. Spawn: Thanks, but we know he's going to come back.

Darkseid: Leave that to me.

Darkseid calls an anomyous person somewhere else to take care of the problem. Tracer then enters the bar.

Tracer: Was it him again!? Everyone (except Silk): Yes. For the 800th time.

Zero: Actually, it was 4 times.

Dante elbow punches Zero Zero: What was that for, it was 4 times. Dante: We know, it was an expression. Darkseid: As a bonus, Spawn and I made something in hell that is beyond terrifying. Beyond Hell if you may.

Deadpool: How is it terrifying?

Spawn and Darkseid shows Deadpool

Beyond Hell: NEXT ON TMZ!

Deadpool: Ah. Good Choice. Tracer: Well I was gonna bring his soulstone which is something from his forehead but at least I'm glad you took care of it because Diablo couldn't be that fully killed but anyways, this is what he gets for embarreshing himself even more. Something breaks a window : It´s Genji from OW

Genji : (To Tracer) Just to let you know, the Blizzard bar is a fucking chaos, there´s demons everywhere because the Diablo thing. And some ninja with guns is chasing me.

Something appears behind Genji and tries to stab him but Genji evades him. That person is Zer0 from Borderlands

Zer0 : Im not a ninja / Im a number / Give me your head as i want money.

Genji : Reminds me of someone (Talks to Raiden).

Genji charges against Zer0 and both are never seen again. Darkseid: Stop, let's stop, we have to many people comming here as non-victors.