Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-27305742-20190914155421/@comment-27305742-20191004031210

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1mavstone wrote: 1mavstone wrote: So, a while of crying combatants went by as everyone has gotten over Batman X Fortnite as everyone doesn't know what to talk about

Darth Vader: So... does anyone want to talk about the upcoming Rise of Skywalker movie?

Pikachu: Yeah, sure.

Boba Fett: Why not.

Sigma: We got nothing better to do. Pikachu: So it's official. Palpatine is going to the sequel trilogy.

Darth Vader: That is the rumor, yes.

Sigma: Is he really coming back, or is he a force ghost?

(And yes, this is inspired by this.) Pikachu: Patience is a virtue you know. All of our questions will be answered once the movie is out.

Johnny Cage: I bet he's going to be a ghost, I mean if you see him, he could be a ghost right now. I mean we did see Vader throw him down the well.

MM X: He could've used the force to stop his fall. Spider-Man 2099: I bet that Palpatine that Vader threw wasn't the real one but a force projector similar to how Luke used in episode 8. Doomguy: I don't like that.

Spider-Man 2099: Why?

Doomguy: Because it's tied to Episode 8 which is considered to be second to the most hated Star Wars movie and if that happened, I'd have to acknowlege its existance.

Ace: Episode 8 is part of the story, demon hunter! Get over it. Doomguy: They ruined the most important Skywalker!

Sektor: Or maybe they're focusing on the wrong Skywalker, because the story ain't about Luke but about Anakin because he's the Skywalker and he's going to be the one that rises.

Doomguy: He better not because that should go to Luke.

Sigma: You may want to prepare yourself my friends because like Snoke says, darkness rises and Hayden Christensen (Actor for Anakin Skywalker in the movies) to meet it! Jin: You people are completely ignoring the current cast, Episode 9 is going to have another meaning.

Doomguy: Go on.

Jin: What if after Ben and Rey beat Palpatine, they would have the next Jedi Order Rey named "Skywalkers". That way, she is a Skywalker without actually being related to Anakin or Luke.

Doomguy: Sounds lame.

Darth Vader: I agree. Lobo: Screw Star Wars, bring us a Lobo series.

Pikachu: Not gonna lie, i would see that.

Deathstroke: Now im curious about how would that work.

Darth Vader: Irrelevant.

The sith force pushes Lobo to the bar counter.

Sektor: Could you guys stop destroying the bar counter?

Ryu Hayabusa: Indeed, you will anger the guard that is staring at you and it´s totally not me.

Darth Vader: I apologize.

Lobo pulls out his hook and tries to hook Vader, but Ryu Hayabusa grabs the hook, pulls Lobo and grabs him by the neck.

Ryu Hayabusa: It´s time to stop. Lobo: Fine!

Ryu Hayabusa drops Lobo

Ramona: I think Rey is actually gonna be a Skywalker. It would make more sense for Rey and Ben to be family.

Captain Marvel: But Rey is going to turn evil. I mean we did see her with Darth Maul's Sith Army Lightsaber.

Pikachu: It could probably be a vision.

Captain Marvel: You don't know! Silver Samurai: I bet she's a clone. Rey had that vision where she saw a million copies of herself. I bet Palpatine is cloning a whole lot of Reys for an endless supply of apprentices.

Quicksilver: We do know Palpatine has an obession for cloning. I honestly wouldn't be surprised if he is Rey's father. Sigma: I could totally see JJ Abrams starting to steal that I am your father quote for his movie like he did with Star Trek with..

'''Sasuke then appears in the bar. '''

The Losers: Sasuke!

Sasuke: Good evening everyone. Sigma: Not what I was going to say but, hello! Pikachu: Hey Sasuke, do you have any theories for the next Star Wars movie? Ramona (to Sasuke): You think Palps is going to pull an "I'm your father" moment to Rey?

Sasuke: Abrams is much of a Falcon fanboy. He most likely would give the moment to Lando than him.

Edward: I'm okay with that.

Spider-Man 2099: Yeah. I agree. Pikachu: Any other theories?

Sasuke: I think Palpatine is getting his butt whooped by a bunch of force ghosts.

The combatants laughed and also saying "oooohhh" '''Sasuke then starts to choke. Pikachu: '''​​​​​​​Vader what the fuck!

Darth Vader: That's not my doing.

'''Then the other losers started to choke. '''

???: I suggest that you all should be more careful of what you all say.

'''The silhouette was then revealed to be Sidious. ''' Darth Vader: At least hear them out.

Sidious: Fine.

Sidious lets them go from the force choking

Sasuke: Thank you.

Sasuke threw a kunai at Sidious

​​​​​​​Sidious: Yup. I deserve that. Sasuke: Anyway, i'm saying that there is a deus ex machina in most massive movies when all hope is lost. For example, the Ride of the Rohhirrim from Lord of the Rings, The T-Rex from Jurassic Park-

Sektor: Oh! And the Avengers entering the battlefield from Endgame! (To Thanos) Remember that?

Thanos: Too soon, Sektor. Too soon. Pikachu: Well, they cant let villains win. Besides, aint that Endgame thing epic? What´s a little Deus Ex Machina? Sasuke: It's likely that Palpatine will face a similar fate. It's a crowd pleaser and necessary to defeat an impossible foe.

Sidious: I will not be defeated by a Star Wars edgelord and a Mary Sue!

Ramona: It is the third installment of the trilogy.

Sigma: Yes, (to Sidious) And I believe... how do the people put it? You're toast. Lobo: And how the hell did you survived?

Sidious:  Using the force to make the fall less mortal. But by doing so, i have been falling for 30 years.

Pikachu: What the heck?. Sidious: But that's not the point. I mean, I did win in the first trilogy.

Doomguy: Depends on what you call the first one.

Sidious: You thought I was dead in the next one, well surprise b*tches! Guess who's back! Back for revenge! This guy! Palp's is back! For his attempt to succeed again!

Sidious laughs in an evil as lightning appears in the background

​​​​​​​Ryu Hayabusa (to Sidious): Hey! No lightning in the bar! Especially the force ones!

Sidious (realizes his force lightning appeared as he was laughing): My apologizes. Johnny Cage: I bet there's going to be this epic moment when the rebels, Ren, and Rey are about to die but then there is an epic line like, "Rey! On your left!​​​​​​​" And then, the previous rebels are there to help out!

Doomguy: Including Ghost Luke!

Edward: Yes, and then Yoda, and Obi-Wan!

Spider-Man 2099: And then Mace Windu!

Ramona: Then MORE Jedi!

Ace: Then Qui-Gonn Jinn, and then...

Johnny Cage/Doomguy/Edward/Spider-Man 2099/Ramona: And then...

Pikachu (joins in): And then... Anakin Skywalker! Sidious in rage then uses the force lightning on the combatants and laughs while he does so.