Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-27305742-20190408020025/@comment-32003826-20190430004626

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MexicanJesus69 wrote: Suddenly in the bar, Iron Man starts to T-Pose all of a sudden.

Spider-Man : Stark?

Deadpool : Tony, what´s going on?

Iron-Man doesnt answer, he just stands there, T-Posing.

Sub-Zero touches Iron Man.

Iron Man : I am Iron Man Master Chief: Sh*t! Everyone run!

Deadpool: Why? What's going on?

Master Chief: It's the T-Pose Virus. If they touch you, you are infected! Deadpool: Is this actually real?! Sub-Zero : I touched him, and nothing happened, so i dont think it´s a virus. It has to be something else. What happened earlier that involves Iron Man?

Darkseid : I think i know. Deadpool: Tell us, oh wise New God.

Everyone looks at Deadpool

Deadpool: He responds to me if I say that. Darkseid : Have you seen "Endgame"?

Aquaman : Yeah... Wait, you mean that he´s like that b-

Deadpool : Oh hell no Arthur! dont spoil anything, we´ll refer at that like "the Endgame pose".

Aquaman : So, you think it´s because of that

Deadpool : I think so. The TV then shows the combatants a shadowy figure???: And I am the reason! Deadpool : Oh boy, is that you Noob Saibot? ???: No. I am Dreadpool! (To Deadpool) Remember me, buddy?

Deadpool: Wait, didn't you die when you were with the Crime Syndicate?

Dreadpool: I got better. Ultron : You know, i can just hack him off television.

Dreadpool snaps and Ultron gets in a T-Pose.

Ultron : There are no strings on me.

Deadpool : Oh what the fuck. Dreadpool: You see, after I died, I came across a pretty lady and granted me power to take my revenge. Shazam : I hope is not some cliche thing like a goddess or something.

Dreadpool : How dare you!?

Shazam : Ha, gotcha!

Dreadpool snaps, but Shazam doesnt turn on T-Pose.

Dreadpool : What!?

Dreadpool snaps again and again, Shazam stands inmune.

Shazam : That´s convenient.

Dreadpool : This, IS IMPOSSIBLE! Dreadpool: No matter, my new power not only allows me to turn people into T-Pose zombies, but also commands them. Zombies, attack! Ultron and Iron Man throws laser from his hand, still in T-Pose so it looks fucking weird.

Deadpool covers behind a table, but the laser goes through the table so Deadpool is teared appart and a huge hole lies in his chest.

Deadpool : Ugh... Mothertrucker...

Shazam blocks the lasers and calls a thunder to fall above Ultron.

Ultron : I am beautiful.

Ultron starts to spin really fast, still in T-Pose, so he looks like a tornado and charges agaisnt Shazam. Iron Man focus on Aquaman. Aquaman then uses his telepathy on Iron Man thus giving him a seizure. Ultron was about to hit Aquaman until he was hit by Star Platinum.

Master Chief: Never thought I had to thank an anime character.