Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-27305742-20190408020025/@comment-34073020-20190430005054

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MexicanJesus69 wrote: Suddenly in the bar, Iron Man starts to T-Pose all of a sudden.

Spider-Man : Stark?

Deadpool : Tony, what´s going on?

Iron-Man doesnt answer, he just stands there, T-Posing.

Sub-Zero touches Iron Man.

Iron Man : I am Iron Man Master Chief: Sh*t! Everyone run!

Deadpool: Why? What's going on?

Master Chief: It's the T-Pose Virus. If they touch you, you are infected! Deadpool: Is this actually real?! Sub-Zero : I touched him, and nothing happened, so i dont think it´s a virus. It has to be something else. What happened earlier that involves Iron Man?

Darkseid : I think i know. Deadpool: Tell us, oh wise New God.

Everyone looks at Deadpool

Deadpool: He responds to me if I say that. Darkseid : Have you seen "Endgame"?

Aquaman : Yeah... Wait, you mean that he´s like that b-

Deadpool : Oh hell no Arthur! dont spoil anything, we´ll refer at that like "the Endgame pose".

Aquaman : So, you think it´s because of that

Deadpool : I think so. The TV then shows the combatants a shadowy figure???: And I am the reason! Deadpool : Oh boy, is that you Noob Saibot? ???: No. I am Dreadpool! (To Deadpool) Remember me, buddy?

Deadpool: Wait, didn't you die when you were with the Crime Syndicate?

Dreadpool: I got better. Ultron : You know, i can just hack him off television.

Dreadpool snaps and Ultron gets in a T-Pose.

Ultron : There are no strings on me.

Deadpool : Oh what the fuck. Dreadpool: You see, after I died, I came across a pretty lady and granted me power to take my revenge. Shazam : I hope is not some cliche thing like a goddess or something.

Dreadpool : How dare you!?

Shazam : Ha, gotcha!

Dreadpool snaps, but Shazam doesnt turn on T-Pose.

Dreadpool : What!?

Dreadpool snaps again and again, Shazam stands inmune.

Shazam : That´s convenient.

Dreadpool : This, IS IMPOSSIBLE! Dreadpool: No matter, my new power not only allows me to turn people into T-Pose zombies, but also commands them. Zombies, attack! Ultron and Iron Man throws laser from his hand, still in T-Pose so it looks fucking weird.

Deadpool covers behind a table, but the laser goes through the table so Deadpool is teared appart and a huge hole lies in his chest.

Deadpool : Ugh... Mothertrucker...

Shazam blocks the lasers and calls a thunder to fall above Ultron.

Ultron : I am beautiful.

Ultron starts to spin really fast, still in T-Pose, so he looks like a tornado and charges agaisnt Shazam. Iron Man focus on Aquaman. Aquaman then uses his telepathy on Iron Man thus giving him a seizure. Ultron was about to hit Aquaman until he was hit by Star Platinum. Master Chief: Never thought I had to thank an anime character. Deadpool while his chest was shortly healed: Jotaro, what brings you here and let me guess, did the same happened in your bar? Iron Man shakes for the seizure,  what Arthur seizes to grab Iron Man by the legs and throw him at Ultron, Iron Man collides with Ultron and both fall to the ground, and because their legs cant move, they get neutralized.

Dreadpool : Are you kidding me!?

Deadpool fully regenerates.

Deadpool : Really? That´s your best move? T-Pose army that cant get up? Man this is so hilarious!.

Dreadpool : I can turn another one so easily, so is a good move, even then, you´re the guard of the bar right?

Deadpool : Yeah, what´s the matter?

Dreadpool : That means you have power to rivalize Thanos, so convenient right?

Deadpool : Oh, you clever sonofabi-

Dreadpool snaps and Deadpool gets in T-Pose, but to surprise of Dreadpool, he also gets T-pose´d, but he can willingly talk.

Dreadpool : What is this treachery?

Deadpool : Ha, jokes on you, by being the same character, we both get T-Posed!.