Board Thread:VS Debates/@comment-26488478-20160406195330/@comment-28219241-20160424221307

CanCan967 wrote: Yeah, I have hamburger brains(!) (s urely better than having a brain made of rock-hard salt). That's why I actually do my research instead of creating fantasies about two fat plumbers...and get the verdict spot-on for each fight. I see more than half the people calling bulls""t on each episode in this wiki DESPITE the videos recieving around 95% "like".Second, many of the arguments given has no evidence.

"Mario is Solar System Level+ and FTL++..."

Aside the meaningless "plus" signs, they fail to give solid evidence. That's why I don't take many of the arguments seriously and it applies here too. Rock hard salt..... Yes, I TOTALLY DO! (note sarcasm, m8) You must be a special flavor of dumb if you think Snake stands ANY chance. Mario and Samus could literally ATOMIZE Snake, they're so far above his level it's not even funny. Samus froze the SUN with a freeze beam once, and without SMG calcs, Mario can dodge lightning in the RPGS, has survived a castle blowing up in his face,  and has lifted a million ton castle! Heck, million tons isctually an UNDERSTATMENT.

CanCan, everyone fucking hates you for all your wank and downplay. "Fantasies?".... Bro, stop taking drugs. These are not fantasies. They are the character's true power level. Also, "fat?" If ANYONE'S fat, it's that slug Wario..... Mario's nowhere near overweight. Those videos have 95% poditive rating 'cause youtubers don't know crap about research (and are somehow dumber than you are). If you refuse to accept fact and waking and bias downplay, come suck my fucking dick.