Based on the Rooster Teeth series of the same name. For those who haven't seen that series, the premise is exactly as the title suggests: you get one $1,000,000, but it comes with an often horrible drawback (every time you sneeze you're teleported somewhere on Earth, you have to lick every bit of money you use, time only moves when you move, etc.). This thread is basically that, but instead of getting money, you get a popular or even just really good matchup made into an official Death Battle.
Only rule for this is that the caviat has to relate to at least one combatant in the matchup, so don't just say something like "Pennywise vs Sinestro (It vs DC)... but you get repeatedly kicked in the dick". Instead, make it something like "Pennywise vs Sinestro (It vs DC)... but you get repeatedly kicked in the dick with a Yellow Lantern construct (don't ask why I keep defaulting to kicks to the dick)". If you're willing to suffer through it for the episode, reply TAKE IT, and if not then reply PASS. You are also encouraged to explain your decision (mostly for a laugh), though for this thread it's not overly necessary to do so. With that out of the way, let's begin:
Broly vs Asura (Dragon Ball vs Asura's Wrath)... but every new game you play, you have to pay five bucks to be able to see the ending.