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The Merc with a Mouth
Deadpool
Origin The New Mutants #98
(1991)
Company Disney
Appearance(s) Deadpool VS Deathstroke
Deadpool VS Pinkie Pie
Thanos VS Darkseid (cameo)
Ghost Rider VS Lobo (cameo)
Deadpool VS Mask
Voice Actor(s) Curtis Arnott (DEATH BATTLE!)
Actor(s) Sam Mitchell (DEATH BATTLE!)
DEADPOOOOOL, YEAH!
~ Deadpool during his analysis

Wade Wilson, AKA Deadpool, is an anti-hero from Marvel Comics. He appeared in the 39th episode, Deadpool VS Deathstroke, where he fought against Deathstroke from DC Comics. He returned for the 71st episode and Season 3 Finale, Deadpool VS Pinkie Pie, where he fought against Pinkie Pie from the My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic series. He returned again for the 118th episode, Deadpool VS Mask, where he fought against The Mask from the series of the same name.

History

Wade Wilson was-

Deadpool's exposition

DEATH BATTLE! Info (Deadpool VS Deathstroke)

Background

  • Real Name: Wade Winston Wilson
  • Height: 6'2" | 1.88 m
  • Weight: 210 lbs/95 kg
  • Place of Birth: Canada
  • Aliases:
    • Thom Cruz
    • Regenerating Degenerate
    • Ninja Spider-Man
  • Lives with a blind elderly woman
  • An even more cliched cosplay than The Joker

Abilities

  • Superhuman Body
  • Exceptionally skilled with swords and all forms of guns
  • Mastery in assassination techniques and numerous martial arts
  • Superb healing factor
  • Magic satchel
    • Contains various items, regardless of continuity
      • Includes teleportation belt, machine guns, katanas, pistols and other things
  • Fourth wall awareness
  • RAGING SEX MACHINE

Strength & Feats

  • Navigated an obstacle course meant for Iron Man-like suits unscathed
  • Completely regenerated from a single hand
  • Sole person to outwit Taskmaster
  • Can dodge point-blank machine guns
  • Killed the Marvel universe
  • Casually battled Red Hulk
  • Once became a Herald of Galactus
  • NOT GARBAGE TIER IN MARVEL VS CAPCOM 3

DEATH BATTLE! Info (Deadpool VS Pinkie Pie)

Background

  • Real Name: Wade Winston Wilson
  • AKA The Merc with a Mouth
  • Height: 6'2" | 1.88 m
  • Weight: 210 lbs/95 kg
  • Employed in U.S. Army by age 18
  • Favorite Food: Chimichangas
  • Has seen every Jackie Chan film and every Hi-Karate commercial

Powers and Abilities

  • Healing Factor
    • Rapidly heals wounds and regrows limbs
  • Increased strength and speed
  • Enhanced reflexes
  • Master-class martial artist
  • Lethal with virtually any weapon
    • FOURTH WALL BREAKAGE, BABY! - DEADPOOL

Weapons

  • Dual pistols
  • Dual swords
  • Grenades
  • Bolas
  • Sais
  • Magic Satchel

Feats

  • Regularly shrugs off wounds
  • Infiltrated Latveria & defeated 12 Doombots
  • Defeated 100 ninjas while on the phone
  • Pulled a rogue midair helicopter
  • Defeated Wolverine, Taskmaster, & the Hulk
  • Biggest opening weekend for an R-rated film ever ($132.7 million!)

DEATH BATTLE! Info (Deadpool VS Mask)

Background

  • Real Name: Wade Winston Wilson
  • Height: 6’2 | 1.88 m
  • Weight: 210 lbs | 95 kg
  • AKA Merc with a Mouth, Big Dee Pee, Thom Cruz, Ninja Spider-Man
  • Has 34 inoperable cancer tumours
  • Obsessed with chimichangas
  • Teams: X-Men, Astonishing Avengers, Secret Defenders, Thunderbolts, X-Force

Abilities

  • Superhuman physique
  • Enhanced reflexes
  • Multilingual
    • English, Spanish, Japanese, German, Esperanto
  • Regenerative healing factor
  • Possession resistance
  • Martial arts expertise
  • Fourth wall awareness

Arsenal

  • Twin steel katana
    • Named Bea & Arthur
  • Teleporter
  • Holographic image inducer
  • Disintegrator gun
  • Carbonadium sword
  • Wrist gauntlets
  • Magic Satchel
    • Can produce various items & weapons
  • Continuity gem

Feats

  • Took a skyscraper to the face
  • Survived being ripped in half
  • Jumped into a volcano and lived
  • Tagged a dragonfly with a rock
  • Threw a helicopter into a giant mouse
  • Dodged minigun fire
  • Fast enough to kill 8 trained soldiers before they could react
  • Defeated Taskmaster, Punisher, Hulk, Wolverine

Thanos VS Darkseid

Deadpool made several cameos during Thanos VS Darkseid. He first appeared during Thanos' analysis, where he explained his love triangle with Death and Thanos again. He later appeared at the start of the fight, where he and Darkseid had a quick chat, where Deadpool tried to sell Thanos' throne, before Thanos appeared and turned him into confetti with the Reality Stone. He later reappeared yet again in the first of Thanos' many deaths in the Omega Santion, where he kissed Death in front of him and then shot him. His last appearence in the episode was when he stole Boomstick's end pun.

Ghost Rider VS Lobo

Deadpool made a small cameo during Lobo's analysis during Ghost Rider VS Lobo, and his sudden appearance terrified both Wiz and Boomstick enough for Wiz to destroy the TV screen. After Deadpool spookingly told them that he's never truly gone even after the screen broke, Wiz mentioned that he is gonna find a way to kill him teasing Deadpool VS Mask.

One Minute Melee

Deadpool appeared in Season 1 of One Minute Melee, where he fought against his first DEATH BATTLE! opponent Deathstroke and lost.

DEATH BATTLE! Quotes

Pre-Fight Analysis (Deadpool VS Deathstroke)

  • DEADPOOOOOL, YEAH!
  • OH, I'm sorry! Please continue talking about how great I am!
  • Bingo! Hey Boomstick, tell your ex-wife I said hellooo. *Grrowl* 
  • Yeah I noticed that you left out a few things in the script so I made some changes! Y'know, JUST the important stuff. Like my penis.
  • Hoh yeah? Watch this!
  • Oh I hate you too!
  • My trusty, rusty twin katanas, some grenades, my two favourite machine guns (Butter and I Can't Believe It's Not Butter), a teleportation belt, an Infinity Stone that alters continuity, OH-HO I can't choose, I love 'em all!
  • Aw that's sweet of you guys! ...Wanna see me naked? *flashes picture of Deadpool without any clothes on*
  • Aanndd now you're scarred for life! Let's see my competition!
  • Don't forget to like, fave, and subscribe! (A la Curly from The Three Stooges) Whoop-Whoop-Whoop!
  • The guy who fought Goku in one of the most biased fanboy videos ever!
  • Okay BEN.

Pre-Fight Analysis (Deadpool VS Pinkie Pie)

  • Hold up hold up hold up! You just can't skip my amazing origin story like that! I have a movie now, so we have all this crispy new footage to use, (for educational purposes of course).
  • I had 34 tumors. They were literally everywhere.
  • Whatever you say, Captain Bucktooth. You know as well as I do that I'm kind of a big deal, and I've always lived that lit, fresh, mercenary life. (Australian accent) And I even partner up with famous little Wolvie on occasion, (back to his normal voice) like when I worked with the... X-Force.
  • I probably left it in the Savage land after my dinosaur rodeo.
  • Oh yeah, check it out. I took a selfie, #Nofilter.
  • To all my adoring fans out there, you know what I'm all about. Swords! I got 'em. They're made of this nano-ceramic fiber, sharp enough to cut through Spidey's webs, and right through his franchise! (laughs) Grenades, shurikens, bolas and sais; all that good Naruto stuff. I got 'em on deck, baby. Personal fave though, bullets. I spread 'em like Santa spreads Christmas joy.
  • Yeah, but they can be whatever you want them to be, baby. (blows a kiss)
  • Wait, what're you talking about? What elephant?
  • Oh, that whole debacle? Okay, so get this: You know the Grim Reaper, specter of death and all that? Well, turns out she's this sexy hot skeleton babe, and she totally digs the Deadpool, but our Facebook status is still on "It's complicated" because I'd have to die to be with her, and then Thanos shows up to try and take her for himself! He cursed me with immortality so I could never see my boo again, but he later took the curse back because he really wanted to kill me, but he can't, because then I'd win and he knows it.
  • Sucks to be a galactic lord! Pretty good for a Vancouver Canadian, right?
  • Hey, you dissing me, bub?
  • Hey, w-what, hey, hey, what's that? What're you doing!? No, you monsters! I won't go the way of Amazing Spider-Man!

Pre-Fight Analysis (Deadpool VS Mask)

  • My third Death Battle! HA! Wait, what was that about a micropenis?
  • Aw, shucks! Are you talking about me? You’re such a sweet talker~!
  • We've been through this, but why stop a good thing? Hi, I'm Wade Wilson. Masterful mercenary and twice robbed of winning People magazine's "Sexiest Man Alive" award. Way back, I got stuck in a seriously shitty situation called Cancer, the worst supervillain. But then the good folks of Department K offered me a cure! Sounded great, until I learned the big plot twist.
  • Hey, when you have a healing factor that would make even Logan's nuclear-charred adamantine skeleton blush, you let yourself gnash on that sandwich every once in a while. I survived gunshot wounds, impalement, organ destruction, soupifacation, and even freaking disintegration. Good luck trying to take me out!
  • Yeah, well, me and space Grimace have a really deep relationship... 'bout as deep as I am with his girlfriend, heyo!
  • Well, as much as I like getting resurrected after that, I like doing the opposite to other people even more. As in killing them. With weapons, especially my lovely Golden Girls, Bea and Arthur.
  • And if I'm feeling good, I might delete you later with anyone of the wacky weapons of mass destruction I picked up on my misadventures. Like a gun that wipes you from history, the actual Venom symbiote, and the seventh infinity stone, the Continuity Gem. It rewrites canon itself and could even make Wiz and Boomstick bearable co-hosts. I mean maybe.
  • Wait, what?
  • Guys, what the hell, you know I can kick people through concrete walls and yank around a six-ton helicopter, right?
  • Hey, hey, hey! I was outrunning a goddamn airplane, do you know how fast airplanes are? Jesus H. Christ almighty, do some research for once, you frauds!
  • You know, I done this "DEATH BATTLE!" bullshit three times now, and can I just say, I hope you douchebags never change. I. Love it. I'll be over there, chomping on popcorn and chimichangas while your heads explode trying to figure out how I could possibly lose this one. Toodles!
  • Regenerating degenerates have feelings too, you know!

Death Battle (Deadpool VS Deathstroke)

  • *Blows Raspberry* What a rip! Seriously what makes this chump worth ten bucks more than me?! I mean c'mon, I'M ME! Wha-fle-WHAT?! Am I right?! Yeah I am I'm pretty sure.
  • Oh boy a show? Can I get popcorn first? I hope they have salt and pepper shakers. I love it to be tasty...!-
  • FIGHT!
  • Bang! Bang! B-B-B-BANG!
  • BAMF!
  • SHORYUKEN!
  • A Donatello fan, huh?" *Pulls out Twin Katanas* "I was always more of a Leonardo guy myself. Although I think more people would pin me as a Michelangelo... Eh, well that's them labeling-
  • I WILL NOT BE LABELLED.
  • No touching me.
  • LET'S DO THIS!
  • I gotta say, it's kind of an honor to get the snot beaten out of me by you of all people. Bruises aside of course.
  • Hey buddy, don't let me slow you down!
  • Where is that son of a gun, I'm gonna show him one for I swear- OOOH SHIT!
  • Look at me! LOOK AT ME! Do not slow down!
  • I. HATE. YOUR... DUMB FACE!
  • Oh, is it sword fight time?! Good thing I carry spares!
  • Oh you're kidding me! I'M PREDICTABLE?!
  • I'M JUST GETTING WARMED UP!
  • Splick splick, Dynamite! He's coming for me, watch the fight!
  • OW! OW! OW! MY OTHER LUNG! OW! OW! OW! *Gets impaled through the chest* MY SPLEEN! *Gets shot in the back of the head* MY LEG! *Hits a car* OH! IT'S CRAMPING
  • Pop pop, watching Deathstroke-! *Sees a truck towards into him* God dammit-! *Gets hit* OH MY THIRD LUNG!
  • Well, that escalated quickly. Yeah you might want to lay low for a couple of days. You are, pretty much responsible for a mass murder.
  • Hahaha! Look it's a Deathstroke kebab!
  • Whoops! K hang on, give me a sec. Oh, this is going to hurt!
  • Whoa hold on! You heal fast too? I've got something special for that!" *Pulls out carbonadium sword* Carbonadium sword! Murdering all your pesky Wolverines and Saberteeth since 2012! Good year for cinema!
  • All the children in the audience, cover your eyes!
  • *Imitating Deathstroke* And the moral of the story is... *back to himself* Deadpool wins! 
  • *Dancing to the macarena* This is totally racist, Heyyy, chimichanga!

Death Battle (Deadpool VS Pinkie Pie)

  • Ow, dude!
  • Oh, hello again, DEATH BATTLE! So, who's the lucky victim?
  • You cannot be serious right now...
  • NO! None of that! Shame on you!
  • I'm gonna turn ya into glue!
  • Gotcha!
  • Easy peesy lemon squeezy.
  • Oh what the f...heck
  • Like Ryan Reynolds senpai once said, MAXIMUM EFFORT!
  • Ya like this!?
  • We're going viral!
  • Hey wait oh wait oh... you see those things too?
  • Say no more, tiny pink horse. On the count of three, say what your favorite food is. One, two three, chimichangas!
  • The heck's a cherrychanga?
  • It's wonderful...
  • Uh, best friends!
  • Oh, mercilessly!
  • YAAAHOO!
  • Oh! Dance off!
  • C'mon! I've found the jackpot!
  • Look!
  • No, not that one, that one! Those are the guys responsible for sticking us in these battles in the first place!
  • Oh no, I'm talking even MORE meta, I think it's time we had some REAL fun...
  • You! I finally found you! (Ben) The idiot with the stupid face, (Chad) the idiot with the stupid hair, (Nick) and the idiot who writes my jokes because he thinks he's funnier than me!
  • I just got one question for you all, just one! Why oh why, would you pull me into another one of these battles... on my birthday! Come on!
  • Well, so much for the "Death" in "DEATH BATTLE!", now, right?

Death Battle (Deadpool VS Mask)

  • Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got in this mess. But there's only enough funding for a few minutes of animation, so we're skipping that part.
  • Alright, Majora's mistake! You got one chance to take that off!
  • Huh?
  • Got it!
  • Let's just say, I know the right people. With this Continuity Gem, I can rewrite anything I need fixing. I could stop Hitler from being born, rewrite the Star Wars prequels, or make you take off that mask!
  • This, is over.
  • Aw, beans! We're in the storyboards?
  • Ah, that's it! Honeybun, we're good to go!
  • What? Where'd you get that?
  • Look at this guy, he isn't me. Although the internet thinks he might be. Perhaps I've gone too far, far from my reality. I'll do this right, I'm not a joke, what even is a chimichangaaaaa-
  • Fuck you.

Post-Battle (Deadpool VS Deathstroke)

  • Oh YouTube comments. Oh, I see you rolling. Oh, you're hating. Oh, it wounds me so... it doesn't at all. Explain how I beat this asshole.
  • Spider-Man! I mean Deadpool! Shit!

Post-Battle (Deadpool VS Mask]

  • Dear Wiz and Boomstick, I know our relationship has been a rocky one, but I just want to say, thanks. Thanks, for helping me rediscover who I am. Who I really am. The past decade of memes and cosplays and Hot Topic shirts changed me, and I couldn't see it on my own. You made me remember my true self, missing feat and all. And with some help from this royalty-free Sarah McLachlan rip-off song, I hope you can find it in your heart to your true selves too. Sayonara, DEATH BATTLE!, sayonara.
  • OH YEAH!!!!

Thanos VS Darkseid

  • Eeexcept for ooooone~~.
  • Thank you, thank you, glad to be here. It's me, Deadpool! Slayer of Deathstrokes, befriender of ponies and breaker of Mad Titan hearts. I'm like a casanova, the rrravenous reaper just can't get enough of me, and Thanos just hates that. Oof.
  • Hah, I know right! He's a big purple crybaby. Have you seen that chin thoough? It's like he got hit in the face with a slap chop.
  • Ahh, come on, buddy! You can't have a DEATH BATTLE! Season without Deadpool, right?
  • Ehh, nobody counts that one. I mean, that's the year you put a dog in a trenchcoat against a goddamn bear. Mhmhmhm. What did you think would happen?
  • Whatever, I know when I'm not wanted. See you next year! DP OUT!
  • It can fly, it can teleport, it'll send you through time and space and it's perfect for gaming! You follow me? I'm sure you do. You're a forward-thinking man.
  • H-hey, Thanos! B-buddy! Heh... H-how are ya doing? Rockin' that chin as always!
  • Is he looking at us? Oh my god! It's Deadpool with a gun!
  • So you watching any animeee?
  • ... RUN THE GAUNTLET! HAHAHA!

Ghost Rider VS Lobo

  • Did somebody say Deadpool~?
  • Oh honey, that's not true. Haven't you heard? No one's ever REALLY gone... See ya later!

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Trivia

References

DEATH BATTLE Combatants
Season 1 Boba Fett - Samus Aran | Akuma - Shang Tsung | Rogue - Wonder Woman | Goomba - Koopa Troopa | Mike Haggar - Zangief | Leonardo - Donatello - Michelangelo - Raphael | Zitz - Leonardo | Yoshi - Riptor | Felicia - Taokaka | Kratos - Spawn | Bomberman - Dig Dug | Vegeta - Shadow the Hedgehog | Mario - Sonic the Hedgehog | Justin Bieber - Rebecca Black | Luke Skywalker - Harry Potter | Chun-Li - Mai Shiranui | Starscream - Rainbow Dash | Master Chief - Doomguy | Dr. Eggman - Eggman's Infantry - Badniks - Metal Sonic - Dr. Wily - Wily's Infantry - Robot Masters - Bass | Princess Zelda - Princess Peach | Thor - Raiden | Link - Cloud Strife | Batman - Spider-Man | Pikachu - Blanka | Son Goku - Superman
Season 2 He-Man - Lion-O | Shao Kahn - M. Bison | Ryu Hayabusa - Strider Hiryu | Ivy Valentine - Black Orchid | Fox McCloud - Bucky O'Hare | The Terminator - RoboCop | Luigi - Tails | Venusaur - Blastoise - Charizard | Fulgore - Sektor | Godzilla - Gamera | Batman - Captain America | White Tigerzord - Gundam Epyon | Ryu - Scorpion | Deadpool - Deathstroke | Kirby - Majin Buu | Ragna the Bloodedge - Sol Badguy | Gaara - Toph Beifong | Boba Fett - Samus Aran | Chuck Norris - Segata Sanshiro | Guts - Nightmare | Iron Man - Lex Luthor | Beast - Goliath | Solid Snake - Sam Fisher | Darth Vader - Doctor Doom | Son Goku - Superman | Donkey Kong - Knuckles the Echidna | Wolverine - Raiden | Hercule Satan - Dan Hibiki | Yang Xiao Long - Tifa Lockhart | Mega Man - Astro Boy | Green Arrow - Hawkeye | Red - Charizard - Tai - Agumon
Season 3 Dante - Bayonetta | Bowser - Ganondorf | Ratchet & Clank - Jak & Daxter | The Flash - Quicksilver | The Joker - Sweet Tooth | Mewtwo - Shadow the Hedgehog | The Meta - Agent Carolina | Cammy White - Sonya Blade | Tracer - The Scout | Ken Masters - Terry Bogard | Amy Rose - Ramona Flowers | The Hulk - Doomsday | Roronoa Zoro - Erza Scarlet | Deadpool - Pinkie Pie
Season 4 Lara Croft - Nathan Drake | Scrooge McDuck - Shovel Knight | Venom - Bane | Megazord - Voltron | Natsu Dragneel - Portgas D. Ace | Sub-Zero - Glacius | Android 18 - Captain Marvel | Metal Sonic - Zero | Lucario - Renamon | Balrog - TJ Combo | The Shredder - Silver Samurai | Smokey Bear - McGruff the Crime Dog | Thor - Wonder Woman | Naruto Uzumaki - Ichigo Kurosaki | Batman Beyond - Spider-Man 2099 | Sephiroth - Vergil
Season 5 Black Panther - Batman | Raven - Twilight Sparkle | Jotaro Kujo - Kenshiro | Crash Bandicoot - Spyro the Dragon | Sora - Pit | Leon S. Kennedy - Frank West | Doctor Strange - Doctor Fate | Ryu - Jin Kazama | Samurai Jack - Afro Samurai | Carnage - Lucy | Optimus Prime - RX-78-2 Gundam | Nightwing - Daredevil | Mario - Sonic the Hedgehog | Ultron - Sigma | Master Roshi - Jiraiya | Thanos - Darkseid
Season 6 Aquaman - Namor | Mega Man - Mega Man X - Mega Man Volnutt - MegaMan.EXE - Star Force Mega Man | Black Widow - Widowmaker | Captain Marvel - Shazam | Wario - King Dedede | Ben Tennyson - Green Lantern | Weiss Schnee - Mitsuru Kirijo | Johnny Cage - Captain Falcon | Aang - Edward Elric | Ghost Rider - Lobo | Dragonzord - Mechagodzilla | Sasuke Uchiha - Hiei | Ganondorf - Dracula | Mob - Tatsumaki | Deadpool - The Mask | All Might - Might Guy
Season 7 Miles Morales - Static | Black Canary - Sindel | Leonardo - Red Ranger | Genos - War Machine | Gray Fullbuster - Esdeath | Goro - Machamp | Cable - Booster Gold | Obi-Wan Kenobi - Kakashi Hatake | Danny Phantom - Jake Long | She-Ra - Wonder Woman | Beerus - Sailor Galaxia | Zuko - Shoto Todoroki | Wally West - Archie Sonic | Queen Maeve - A-Train - The Deep - Starlight - Billy Butcher | Winter Soldier - Red Hood | Venom - Crona
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