- —Deadpool
Wade Winston Wilson, also known as Deadpool, is an anti-hero from Marvel Comics. He appeared in the 39th episode of Death Battle, Deadpool VS Deathstroke, where he fought against Deathstroke from DC Comics. He returned for the 71st episode and Season 3 Finale, Deadpool VS Pinkie Pie, where he fought against Pinkie Pie from the My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic series. He returned again for the 118th episode, Deadpool VS Mask, where he fought against The Mask from the The Mask series.
History
Wade Wilson was—
Gimme the keyboard, idiot! You know what my deal is, so why did ya even try to write MY backstory.
AHEM.
So, once upon a time, in the mythical land of Canada, there was a wandering mercenary with cancer. That was me, if you couldn't guess. At the same time, some guys tried to replicate the hairy wonder that is my buddy Wolverine. Hey, why are their names in a different color? I want my own color! Ooooh, that's nice, looks like a dead link, me likey.[Note 1] So anyway, one thing lead to another, a lot of experiments and gladiatorial battles to the death, and badabing badaboom, you get a totally awesome, absolutely sexy~, and super regenerative badass anti-hero... with super cancer. Yeah... I'm kind of a walking tumor now. But who cares, it's the inner values that count. I mean, how else could a blatant Deathstroke rip-off turn into one of the most profitable faces on the planet? It's clearly my personality that charms the masses. Hell, I'm so great, even Death loves me. But lemme just make one thing clear, it doesn't matter how many comics, movies, or video games I'm in. It doesn't matter if I'm currently teaming up with the Avengers, the X-Force, or a squad made out of parallel mes. It doesn't matter that I don't have a third thing that matters. If I'm hired to take an asshole out, I'll take them out. So, you better hope nobody hates you enough to hire me.
Death Battle Info
Background
- Real Name: Wade Winston Wilson
- Height: 6'2" | 1.88 m
- Weight: 210 lbs/95 kg
- Place of Birth: Canada
- Aliases:
- Merc With a Mouth
- Regenerating Degenerate
- Ninja Spider-Man
- Lives with a blind elderly woman
- An even more cliched cosplay than The Joker
Abilities
- Superhuman Body
- Exceptionally skilled with swords and all forms of guns
- Mastery in assassination techniques and numerous martial arts
- Superb healing factor
- Magic satchel
- Contains various items, regardless of continuity
- Includes teleportation belt, machine guns, katanas, pistols and other things
- Contains various items, regardless of continuity
- Fourth wall awareness
- RAGING SEX MACHINE
Strength & Feats
- Navigated an obstacle course meant for Iron Man-like suits unscathed
- Completely regenerated from a single hand
- Sole person to outwit Taskmaster
- Can dodge point-blank machine guns
- Killed the Marvel universe
- Casually battled Red Hulk
- Once became a Herald of Galactus
- NOT GARBAGE TIER IN MARVEL VS CAPCOM 3
Background
- Real Name: Wade Winston Wilson
- AKA The Merc with a Mouth
- Height: 6'2" | 1.88 m
- Weight: 210 lbs/95 kg
- Employed in U.S. Army by age 18
- Favorite Food: Chimichangas
- Has seen every Jackie Chan film and every Hi-Karate commercial
Powers and Abilities
- Healing Factor
- Rapidly heals wounds and regrows limbs
- Increased strength and speed
- Enhanced reflexes
- Master-class martial artist
- Lethal with virtually any weapon
- FOURTH WALL BREAKAGE, BABY! - DEADPOOL
Weapons
- Dual pistols
- Dual swords
- Grenades
- Bolas
- Sais
- Magic Satchel
Feats
- Regularly shrugs off wounds
- Infiltrated Latveria & defeated 12 Doombots
- Defeated 100 ninjas while on the phone
- Pulled a rogue midair helicopter
- Defeated Wolverine, Taskmaster, & the Hulk
- Biggest opening weekend for an R-rated film ever ($132.7 million!)
Background
- Real Name: Wade Winston Wilson
- Height: 6’2 | 1.88 m
- Weight: 210 lbs | 95 kg
- AKA Merc with a Mouth, Big Dee Pee, Thom Cruz, Ninja Spider-Man
- Has 34 inoperable cancer tumours
- Obsessed with chimichangas
- Teams: X-Men, Astonishing Avengers, Secret Defenders, Thunderbolts, X-Force
Abilities
- Superhuman physique
- Enhanced reflexes
- Multilingual
- English, Spanish, Japanese, German, Esperanto
- Regenerative healing factor
- Possession resistance
- Martial arts expertise
- Fourth wall awareness
Arsenal
- Twin steel katana
- Named Bea & Arthur
- Teleporter
- Holographic image inducer
- Disintegrator gun
- Carbonadium sword
- Wrist gauntlets
- Magic Satchel
- Can produce various items & weapons
- Continuity gem
Feats
- Took a skyscraper to the face
- Survived being ripped in half
- Jumped into a volcano and lived
- Tagged a dragonfly with a rock
- Threw a helicopter into a giant mouse
- Dodged minigun fire
- Fast enough to kill 8 trained soldiers before they could react
- Defeated Taskmaster, Punisher, Hulk, Wolverine
Cameo Appearances
Deadpool made several cameos during Thanos VS Darkseid. He first appeared during Thanos' analysis, where he explained his love triangle with Death and Thanos again. He later appeared at the start of the fight having a quick chat with Darkseid, where Deadpool tried to sell Thanos' throne to him before Thanos himself appeared and turned him into confetti with the Reality Stone. He later reappeared yet again in the first of Thanos' many deaths in the Omega Sanction, where he kissed Death in front of him and before shooting the Mad Titan. Finally, he appeared one last time at the end of the post-analysis, where he stole Boomstick's ending pun.
Deadpool made a small cameo during Lobo's analysis during Ghost Rider VS Lobo, where his sudden appearance terrified both Wiz and Boomstick enough for Wiz to destroy the TV screen. After Deadpool spookingly told them that he's never truly gone even after the screen broke, Wiz mentioned that he is gonna find a way to kill him, teasing Deadpool VS Mask.
Deadpool made a small cameo after the battle in Macho Man VS Kool-Aid Man, where Wiz informs Boomstick and Ringmaster that the mysterious guy in red who knows about Boomstick's father was Deadpool. Deadpool himself then states that he doesn't actually know who it is, but he knows someone who knows: Randy Savage... who was laying dead on the floor. Oops.
Death Battle Quotes
Pre-Fight Analysis
- DEADPOOOOOL, yeah!
- OH, I'm sorry! Please continue talking about how great I am!
- Bingo! Hey Boomstick, tell your ex-wife I said hellooo. (growls)
- Yeah I noticed that you left out a few things in the script so I made some changes! Y'know, JUST the important stuff. Like my penis.
- Hoh yeah? Watch this!
- Oh I hate you too!
- My trusty, rusty twin katanas, some grenades, my two favourite machine guns (Butter and I Can't Believe It's Not Butter), a teleportation belt, an Infinity Stone that alters continuity, OH-HO I can't choose, I love 'em all!
- Aw that's sweet of you guys! ...Wanna see me naked?
- Aanndd now you're scarred for life! Let's see my competition!
- Don't forget to like, fave, and subscribe! (a la Curly from The Three Stooges) Whoop-Whoop-Whoop!
- The guy who fought Goku in one of the most biased fanboy videos ever!
- Okay, Ben!
Death Battle
- (blows raspberry) What a rip! Seriously what makes this chump worth ten bucks more than me?! C'mon, I'M ME! Wha-fle-WHAT?! Am I right?! Yeah I am I'm pretty sure.
- Oh boy a show? Can I get popcorn first? I hope they have salt and pepper shakers. I love it to be tasty! FIGHT!
- Bang! Bang! B-B-B-BANG!
- Uh-oh.
- BAMF! BAMF! Shoryuken! BAMF! Chect this rad air!
- A Donatello fan, huh? I was always more of a Leonardo guy myself. Although, I think most people would pin me more as a Michelangelo, you know that's them labeling—
- (distorted groan) I WILL NOT BE LABELED!
- No touchy-feely.
- BAMF! Let's do this!
- OW! OW! OH, MY KIDNEY!
- Commin' at ya!
- I gotta say, it's kind of an honor to get the snot beat out of me by you of all people. Bruises aside of course.
- Hey buddy, don't let me slow you down!
- Where is that son of a gun, I'm gonna show him what for I swear- OOOH SHIT!
- Look at me! LOOK AT ME! Do not slow down!
- Missed me! Whoop! Whoop! Whoop!
- I. HATE. YOUR... DUMB FACE! OH, MY KIDNEY!
- Oh, is it sword fight time?! Good thing I carry spares!
- Guess it's cutting time!
- Oh you're kidding me! I'M PREDICTABLE?!
- I'M JUST GETTING WARMED UP!
- ♫This slick dynamite! He's coming for me, wants to fight!♫
- OW! OW! OW! MY OTHER LUNG! OW! OW! OW!
- MY SPLEEN! MY LEG! OH! IT'S CRAMPING!
- Pop pop, watching Deathstroke-! Ah, damn it! OH MY THIRD LUNG IS SO—
- Well, that escalated quickly. Yeah you might want to lay low for a couple of days. You are, pretty much responsible for a mass murder.
- Hahaha! Look it's a Deathstroke kebab! Whoops! K hang on, give me a sec. Oh, this is going to hurt!
- Whoa hold on! You heal fast too? I've got something special for that!
- Carbonadium sword! Murdering all your pesky Wolverines and Saberteeth since 2012! Good year for cinema!
- All the children in the audience, cover your eyes!
- (imitating Deathstroke) And the moral of the story is... (normal voice) Deadpool wins! YAY!
- ♫This is totally racist. HEYYY CHIMICHANGAAAAAAA!♫ (chomping noise)
Post-Fight
- Oh YouTube comments. Oh, I see you rolling. Oh, you're hating. Oh, it wounds me so... it doesn't at all. Explain how I beat this asshole.
- Spider-Man! I mean Deadpool! Shit!
Pre-Fight Analysis
- Hold up hold up hold up! You just can't skip my amazing origin story like that! I have a movie now, so we have all this crispy new footage to use, (for educational purposes of course).
- I had 34 tumors. They were literally everywhere.
- Whatever you say, Captain Bucktooth. You know as well as I do that I'm kind of a big deal, and I've always lived that lit, fresh, mercenary life. (Australian accent) And I even partner up with famous little Wolvie on occasion, (back to his normal voice) like when I worked with the... X-Force.
- I probably left it in the Savage land after my dinosaur rodeo.
- Oh yeah, check it out. I took a selfie, #Nofilter.
- To all my adoring fans out there, you know what I'm all about. Swords! I got 'em. They're made of this nano-ceramic fiber, sharp enough to cut through Spidey's webs, and right through his franchise! (laughs) Grenades, shurikens, bolas and sais; all that good Naruto stuff. I got 'em on deck, baby. Personal fave though, bullets. I spread 'em like Santa spreads Christmas joy.
- Yeah, but they can be whatever you want them to be, baby. (blows a kiss)
- Wait, what're you talking about? What elephant?
- Oh, that whole debacle? Okay, so get this: You know the Grim Reaper, specter of death and all that? Well, turns out she's this sexy hot skeleton babe, and she totally digs the Deadpool, but our Facebook status is still on "It's complicated" because I'd have to die to be with her, and then Thanos shows up to try and take her for himself! He cursed me with immortality so I could never see my boo again, but he later took the curse back because he really wanted to kill me, but he can't, because then I'd win and he knows it.
- Sucks to be a galactic lord! Pretty good for a Vancouver Canadian, right?
- Hey, you dissing me, bub?
- Hey, w-what, hey, hey, what's that? What're you doing!? No, you monsters! I won't go the way of Amazing Spider-Man! NOOO!
Death Battle
- Ow, dude!
- Oh, hello again, Death Battle! So, who's the lucky victim?
- You cannot be serious right now...
- NO! None of that! Shame on you!
- I'm gonna turn ya into glue!
- Gotcha!
- Easy peesy lemon squeezy.
- Oh what the f...heck
- Like Ryan Reynolds senpai once said, MAXIMUM EFFORT!
- Ya like this!?
- We're going viral!
- Hey wait oh wait oh... you see those things too?
- Say no more, tiny pink horse. On the count of three, say what your favorite food is. One, two three, chimichangas!
- The heck's a cherrychanga?
- It's wonderful...
- Uh, best friends!
- Oh, mercilessly!
- YAAAHOO!
- Oh! Dance off!
- C'mon! I've found the jackpot!
- Look!
- No, not that one, that one! Those are the guys responsible for sticking us in these battles in the first place!
- Oh no, I'm talking even MORE meta, I think it's time we had some REAL fun...
- You! I finally found you! (Ben) The idiot with the stupid face, (Chad) the idiot with the stupid hair, (Nick) and the idiot who writes my jokes because he thinks he's funnier than me!
- I just got one question for you all, just one! Why oh why, would you pull me into another one of these battles... on my birthday! Come on!
- Well, so much for the "Death" in "Death Battle", now, right?
Pre-Fight Analysis
- Eeexcept for ooooone~~.
- Thank you, thank you, glad to be here. It's me, Deadpool! Slayer of Deathstrokes, befriender of ponies and breaker of Mad Titan hearts. I'm like a casanova, the rrravenous reaper just can't get enough of me, and Thanos just hates that. Oof.
- Hah, I know right! He's a big purple crybaby. Have you seen that chin thoough? It's like he got hit in the face with a slap chop.
- Ahh, come on, buddy! You can't have a Death Battle season without Deadpool, right?
- Ehh, nobody counts that one. I mean, that's the year you put a dog in a trenchcoat against a goddamn bear. Mhmhmhm. What did you think would happen?
- Whatever, I know when I'm not wanted. See you next year! DP OUT!
Death Battle
- It can fly, it can teleport, it'll send you through time and space and it's perfect for gaming! You follow me? I'm sure you do. You're a forward-thinking man.
- H-hey, Thanos! B-buddy! Heh... H-how are ya doing? Rockin' that chin as always!
- Is he looking at us? Oh my god! It's Deadpool with a gun!
- So you watching any animeee?
Post-Fight
- ... RUN THE GAUNTLET! HAHAHA!
Pre-Fight Analysis
- My third Death Battle! HA! Wait, what was that about a micropeni—
- Aw, shucks! Are you talking about me? You’re such a sweet talker~!
- We've been through this, but why stop a good thing? Hi, I'm Wade Wilson. Masterful mercenary and twice robbed of winning People magazine's "Sexiest Man Alive" award. Way back, I got stuck in a seriously shitty situation called Cancer, the worst supervillain. But then the good folks of Department K offered me a cure! Sounded great, until I learned the big plot twist.
- Hey, when you have a healing factor that would make even Logan's nuclear-charred adamantine skeleton blush, you let yourself gnash on that sandwich every once in a while. I survived gunshot wounds, impalement, organ destruction, soupifacation, and even freaking disintegration. Good luck trying to take me out!
- Yeah, well, me and space Grimace have a really deep relationship... 'bout as deep as I am with his girlfriend, heyo!
- Well, as much as I like getting resurrected after that, I like doing the opposite to other people even more. As in killing them. With weapons, especially my lovely Golden Girls, Bea and Arthur.
- And if I'm feeling good, I might delete you later with anyone of the wacky weapons of mass destruction I picked up on my misadventures. Like a gun that wipes you from history, the actual Venom symbiote, and the seventh infinity stone, the Continuity Gem. It rewrites canon itself and could even make Wiz and Boomstick bearable co-hosts. I mean maybe.
- Wait, what?
- Guys, what the hell, you know I can kick people through concrete walls and yank around a six-ton helicopter, right?
- Hey, hey, hey! I was outrunning a goddamn airplane, do you know how fast airplanes are? Jesus H. Christ almighty, do some research for once, you frauds!
- You know, I done this Death Battle bullshit three times now, and can I just say, I hope you douchebags never change. I. Love it. I'll be over there, chomping on popcorn and chimichangas while your heads explode trying to figure out how I could possibly lose this one. Toodles!
- Regenerating degenerates have feelings too, you know!
Prelude
- I swear, if you cut to commercial, I'll strangle you both with an actual blue apr—
Death Battle
- Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got in this mess. But there's only enough funding for a few minutes of animation, so we're skipping that part.
- Alright, Majora's mistake! You got one chance to take that off!
- Huh?
- Got it!
- Let's just say, I know the right people. With this Continuity Gem, I can rewrite anything I need fixing. I could stop Hitler from being born, rewrite the Star Wars prequels, or make you take off that mask!
- This... is over.
- Aw, beans! We're in the storyboards?!
- Ah, that's it! Honeybun, we're good to go!
- What? Where'd you get that?
- ♫Look at this guy, he isn't me. Although the internet thinks he might be. Perhaps I've gone too far, far from my reality. I'll do this right, I'm not a joke, what even is a chimichangaaaaa—♫
- Fuck you.
Post-Fight
- Dear Wiz and Boomstick, I know our relationship has been a rocky one. But I just wanted to say... thanks. Thanks for helping me rediscover who I am. Who I really am. The past decade of memes and cosplays and Hot Topic shirts changed me, and I couldn't see it on my own. You made me remember my true self, missing feet and all. And with some help from this royalty-free Sarah McLachlan rip-off song, I hope you can find, in your hearts, your true selves, too. Sayonara, Death Battle. Sayonara.
- OH YEAH!!!!
Gallery
Appearance
Arsenal and Abilities
Trivia
- Deadpool is the fifth Marvel character to appear, after Rogue, Thor Odinson, Spider-Man, and Captain America, and with the next 37 being Iron Man, J.A.R.V.I.S., Beast, Doctor Doom, Wolverine, Hawkeye, Quicksilver, The Hulk, Venom, Captain Marvel, Silver Samurai, Spider-Man 2099, Lyla, Black Panther, Doctor Strange, Carnage, Daredevil, Ultron, Thanos, Namor the Sub-Mariner, Black Widow, Ghost Rider, Miles Morales, War Machine, Cable, Winter Soldier, Spider-Gwen, Iron Fist, Storm, Scarlet Witch, Magneto, Apocalypse, Ant-Man, Rocket Raccoon, Jean Grey, Silver Surfer, and Galactus.
- He is the fourth Marvel character to win, after Rogue, Thor Odinson, and Spider-Man, and with the next 18 being Iron Man, J.A.R.V.I.S., Doctor Doom, Hawkeye, Venom, Black Panther, Ultron, Black Widow, Ghost Rider, War Machine, Winter Soldier, Spider-Gwen, Storm, Magneto, Apocalypse, Ant-Man, Silver Surfer, and Galactus.
- He is the 16th Marvel character to lose, after Captain America, Beast, Wolverine, Quicksilver, The Hulk, Captain Marvel, Silver Samurai, Thor Odinson, Spider-Man 2099, Lyla, Doctor Strange, Carnage, Daredevil, Thanos, and Namor the Sub-Mariner, and with the next seven being Miles Morales, Cable, Venom, Iron Fist, Scarlet Witch, Rocket Raccoon, and Jean Grey.
- He is the fourth Marvel character to fight against a DC character, after Rogue, Spider-Man, and Captain America, and with the next 26 being Iron Man, J.A.R.V.I.S., Hawkeye, Quicksilver, The Hulk, Venom, Thor Odinson, Spider-Man 2099, Lyla, Black Panther, Doctor Strange, Daredevil, Thanos, Namor the Sub-Mariner, Captain Marvel, Ghost Rider, Miles Morales, Cable, Winter Soldier, Spider-Gwen, Doctor Doom, Scarlet Witch, Apocalypse, Ant-Man, Jean Grey, and Silver Surfer.
- He is the fifth Marvel character to fight against a non-DC character, after Thor Odinson, Beast, Doctor Doom, and Wolverine, and with the next 13 being Captain Marvel, Silver Samurai, Carnage, Ultron, Black Widow, War Machine, Venom, The Hulk, Iron Fist, Storm, Magneto, Rocket Raccoon, and Galactus.
- He is the second X-Men character to appear, after Rogue, and with the next 10 being Beast, Wolverine, Quicksilver, Silver Samurai, Cable, Storm, Scarlet Witch, Magneto, Apocalypse, and Jean Grey.
- He is the second X-Men character to win, after Rogue, and with the next three being Storm, Magneto, and Apocalypse.
- He is the fifth X-Men character to lose, after Beast, Wolverine, Quicksilver, and Silver Samurai, and with the next three being Cable, Scarlet Witch, and Jean Grey.
- Deadpool is the ninth returning combatant, after Leonardo, Batman, Boba Fett, Samus Aran, Son Goku, Superman, Charizard, and Shadow the Hedgehog, and with the next 24 being Metal Sonic, Thor Odinson, Wonder Woman, Ryu, Mario, Sonic the Hedgehog, Mega Man, Captain Marvel, Tommy Oliver, Ganondorf, Red Ranger, Venom, The Hulk, Lex Luthor, Doctor Doom, Link, Cloud Strife, Iron Man, Akuma, Shao Kahn, Vegeta, Raiden, Darth Vader, Raven, and Guts.
- He is the fourth returning winner, after Leonardo, Samus Aran, and Superman, and with the next 16 being Metal Sonic, Thor Odinson, Batman, Sonic the Hedgehog, Ganondorf, Wonder Woman, Venom, Doctor Doom, Link, Iron Man, Akuma, Shao Kahn, Vegeta, Raiden, Raven, and Guts.
- He is the sixth winner to lose, after Metal Sonic, Thor Odinson, Batman, Sonic the Hedgehog, and Ganondorf, and with the next seven being Leonardo, Venom, Link, Akuma, Vegeta, Raiden, and Guts.
- He is the second combatant to return twice, after Batman, and with the next seven being Leonardo, Wonder Woman, Shadow the Hedgehog, Thor Odinson, Boba Fett, Son Goku, and Superman.
- He is the fourth returning winner, after Leonardo, Samus Aran, and Superman, and with the next 16 being Metal Sonic, Thor Odinson, Batman, Sonic the Hedgehog, Ganondorf, Wonder Woman, Venom, Doctor Doom, Link, Iron Man, Akuma, Shao Kahn, Vegeta, Raiden, Raven, and Guts.
- Deadpool is the fourth Comic Book character to fight against a Cartoon character, after Starscream, He-Man, and Beast, and with the next 11 being Silver Samurai, Spider-Man 2099, Lyla, Raven, Green Lantern, Wonder Woman, Iron Fist, Storm, Saitama, Rocket Raccoon, and Galactus.
- Deadpool is the third combatant whose preview before his episode featured only one of the two hosts, after Ragna the Bloodedge and Wolverine, and with the next one being Naruto Uzumaki.
- Deadpool is the second combatant to be voiced by Curtis Arnott, after Shadow the Hedgehog, and with the next being Alucard.
- He is the first combatant voiced by him to win.
- He is the second combatant voiced by him to lose, after Shadow the Hedgehog, and with the next one being Alucard.
- Deadpool is the fourth combatant to lose a joke episode, after Starscream, Dan Hibiki, and McGruff the Crime Dog, and with the next two being Randy Savage and Super Friends Aquaman.
- Deadpool is the first combatant to be brought back to life after their battle, with the next one being Randy Savage.
- The Death Battle version of Deadpool made a cameo in the ending of TeamFourStar's Deadpool vs Cell #CellGames. In the short, he is voiced by Xander Mobus (who's also voiced Death Battle combatants), and the Death Battle version of Deadpool pops up at the end complaining about how TFS "missed the opportunity" to have Takahata101 go against himself (as he also voices Cell in Dragon Ball Z Abridged).
- Deadpool's preview for his third episode is the shortest analysis preview in all of Death Battle.
- As of Deadpool VS Mask, Deadpool has the most designs used of any combatant in Death Battle with six (two in Deadpool VS Deathstroke, one in Deadpool VS Pinkie Pie, and three in Deadpool VS Mask).
Notes
- ↑ Oh, but if you're reading this on mobile, then this part miiight be a little awkward.
- —DP