"Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got in this mess. Buuuut, there's only enough funding for a few minutes of animation, so we're skipping that part."
"Ssssmokin'!"
"Penis metaphooor!"
Deadpool decapitates the Mask
"I must break you."
"ACTUALLY, that's not canon!"
Deadpool shows us what could've been
"Aw, beans! We're in the storyboards?!"
Live-action Deadpool and the Mask attempt to make money with door-to-door sales...