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Episode 14 - The most famous teen pop star ever meets the YouTube sensation behind the worst song ever made! Logically, they must fight to the death! It's Bieber VS Black in one of the most brutal DEATH BATTLE match-ups, yet!
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Justin Bieber VS Rebecca Black is the 14th episode of Death Battle, featuring real life musicians Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black in a battle between infamous teen pop stars.

Disclaimer

Note: The following is meant for satirical, parody, and entertainment purposes. All characters and events, even those based on real people, are fictional. This is meant to be enjoyed and not promote disrespect. The opinions expressed in this program do not reflect those of Revision3 or ScrewAttack Entertainment LLC. The Following program contains crude language and jokes. Due to its content it should not be viewed by anyone who may take offense to anything.

Interlude

Boomstick: You know what I hate more than stupid tween pop stars? Absolutely goddamn nothing!

Wiz: Like Justin Bieber, the young pop sensation, and Rebecca Black, the girl who took YouTube by storm.

Boomstick: I hate 'em even more than my blood-sucking ex-wife!

Wiz: I'm Wizard and he's Boomstick, and it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle.

Justin Bieber

Wiz: In 2007, Justin Bieber was discovered by marketing executive Scooter Braun by complete accident. Under the tutelage of his mentor, Usher Raymond IV, Bieber spent a year training before becoming the biggest teen hit since Hannah Montana.

Boomstick: Why?! Why is he so popular?!

Wiz: His single titled "Baby" is the most viewed video on YouTube with nearly 600,000,000 hits.

Boomstick: I mean, it's just a kid, singing out-of-tune songs, saying "Girl" and "Baby" over and over again!

A brief part of the song "Baby" is played.

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Never Let You Go
by Justin Bieber
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Wiz: His premature fame has prompted a vast line of merchandise, ranging from lunch boxes, squiggly straws, T-Shirts and a perfume line that is shaped like-

Boomstick: A vagina.

Wiz: ...Right. But that's not the strangest of his products. A lock of his hair once sold for $40,000.

Boomstick: What!? No! G-Goddamnit! That is the biggest waste of money I've ever heard of!

Wiz: True, unless they're planning to clone him.

Boomstick: No, that's even worse! Why would anyone want more than one of this musical abomination roaming this planet!?

Wiz: Anyway, the hair toured the world collecting bids with its own bodyguard to protect it from crazy fangirls.

Boomstick: Oh yes! Heaven forbid someone assassinate the lock of precious hair!

Wiz: And speaking of his fans, they really are crazy. The most passionate call themselves "Beliebers".

Boomstick: ...You're kidding.

Wiz: They have even been known to trample and injure others in rabid zerg rushes.

Boomstick: That's it! I'm done, Wiz! I... I can't go on in this world when this... this is what is popular!

Wiz: Also, several of these "Beliebers" are so crazy, sometimes they even try to hurt Bieber. In one concert, a fan hurled a water bottle at Bieber,  traumatizing him for life and inflicting a fear of thrown objects. To capitalize on this, another audience started chucking so much crap, he refused to perform. Once, he even got into a fistfight with an older man who attacked him, and he threatens paparazzi in his spare time. He will not hesitate to use force on even his most loyal fans.

Boomstick: Well, I guess that gives him one good redeeming quality at least.

Wiz: Yet despite all the crap he gets, he still gets on stage to give a show.

Boomstick: A horrible, horrible life-scarring show.


The clip from CSI where Bieber gets shot down is played.


Wiz: Feel better?

Boomstick: (chuckles) Yep.

Rebecca Black

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Friday
by Rebecca Black
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Wiz: Rebecca Black's mother paid $4,000 to have Ark Music Factory create a music video starring her daughter. The single, "Friday", received more than 160,000,000 views in mere months, making Rebecca a viral star for what is considered the worst song ever made.

Boomstick: For $4,000, I can come up with a better song than that crap!

Wiz: Though Black is an early riser, she seems to have an extreme case of ADHD. She cannot focus on one thing for very long. While waiting for the bus to go to school, she completely forgot what she was doing and wound up going to a party with her friends after seeing them drive by, skipping class in the process.

Boomstick: Whoa, that kid looks way too young to be driving!

Wiz: She is also incredibly indecisive. She can't even figure out where to sit.

Boomstick: But when she finally makes up her mind, she makes the worst possible choice!

Wiz: Instead of sitting in the car like a normal person, she stands in the back seat, even while, quote-unquote, "cruising down the highway". Keep in mind, the average speed limit of a highway in the United States is 60 miles per hour.

Boomstick: This chick is crazy!

Wiz: Recently, she was betrayed by her own mentor, AKA Fat Usher, when he tried charging viewers to watch the "Friday" video. In response, Black claimed copyright and took the video down.

Boomstick: Yeah, good use of $4,000 there.

Wiz: She also enjoys a big bowl of cereal every morning and was nominated for MTV's favorite animated GIF award.

Boomstick: If that's a real award, I need my own Boomstick GIF stat!

Wiz: But the worst is yet to come. Rebecca Black is a "Belieber".

Boomstick: ...What?

Wiz: Justin Bieber is her idol.

Boomstick: Ahh, goddamnit!


Rebecca Black: I hope you cut yourself and I hope you get an eating disorder so you'll look pretty.


Prelude

Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set. Let's end this debate once and for all!

Boomstick: Oh by the way, to make things a little more, uh, interesting, I've scattered random weapons all over the arena.

Wiz: What?

Boomstick: Quiet Wiz, it's time for the ad.

Wiz and Boomstick read out an advertisement for GameFly.

Boomstick: But first, it's time for a DEATH BATTLE!!!

Death Battle

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Glorious Victory
by Makoto Hosoi
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Bieber is looking across the city just like the title screen of Mega Man 2. Black shows up and sees her idol. She giggles and run towards Bieber, only to get sprayed in the face by his perfume.

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Black kicks Bieber in the groin but this doesn't do anything. Bieber punches Black three times, knocking her into a trash can where a wooden staff comes out. Bieber grabs it and begins hitting Black with it, only for her to counter and throw a water bottle at him, followed by a bowl of cereal. Bieber is knocked backwards.

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Pompeii
by E.S. Posthumus
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Soon, both him and Black wind up on the back of a truck. Bieber punches Black into a pile of trash cans and crates. A pipe comes out and Black emerges with a knife. She throws it into Bieber's leg and batters him with the pipe but Bieber punches her away and the pipe destroys an arcade game, causing a sword to appear, which he picks up. A young boy in a car drives up and Black, being the indecisive girl that she is, jumps in the car and stands in the back seat. the car drives towards Bieber and rams him into the wall, causing Black to fly into the wall as well. As Black's body slides down the wall, The Jonas Brothers show up.

Kevin Jonas: Wha-

Suddenly, the car then explodes, killing the Jonas Brothers and sending the sword flying through the air. We then cut to a baseball field.

Commentator: And now, ladies and gentlemen, Miley Miley Cyrus!

Miley Cyrus walks up to the batting square, but the sword impales her though the head and she falls to the floor.

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Announcer: M-M-MONSTER KO!

Results

Boomstick: We just set a Death Battle record!

Wiz: Not only did Bieber and Black take each other out, but also Miley Cyrus, the Jonas Brothers and some poor 13 year old driver. While Bieber's famed fear of thrown objects kept him at a distance, Black's indecisiveness and daredevil recklessness ruined any chance she had.

Boomstick: I dunno, Wiz. At least Rebecca turned him into roadkill before giving the wall a face high-five.

Wiz: A face high... what? Black did a horrific job!

Boomstick: Well, let's let the audience decide on who sucked the most.

Wiz: Leave a comment detailing who you think was the most pathetic.

Boomstick: This fight really popped! Y-You know, 'cause... they're pop stars and... they blew up...

We cut to the "Draw" card.

Wiz: This battle is a draw.

Trivia

Production

  • The connections between Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black are that they were both teenage pop stars (at the time of the episode's release) who were extremely infamous and hated on the Internet during the early 2010s, often being the targets of jokes from others due to being deemed annoying, mainly because of their most infamous and popular song at the time ("Baby" and "Friday", respectively).
    • Funnily enough, Rebecca Black is a fan of Justin Bieber.
  • This is the first (and only) episode to feature non-fictionalized versions of real-life people in a satirical battle.
  • This is the first (and only) episode to feature a disclaimer at the beginning.
  • According to the 43rd episode of DEATH BATTLE Cast, Ben Singer believes that this was the dumbest episode of Death Battle ever made and possibly the dumbest content ever produced by ScrewAttack.[1]
    • This sentiment is widely shared among virtually all of the Death Battle community, with many fans, members, and content creators citing this episode as the worst one of the show because of its nature of cyberbullying two teenagers at the time of its release just because their music was found annoying by a large number of people.
    • Also according to this Cast, this episode is how Torrian Crawford found Death Battle and ScrewAttack.
  • All of the character sprites were from Scott Pilgrim vs. the World: The Game, with the celebrities' faces pasted over the character sprites.

Errors

  • On Rebecca's "Extreme ADHD" slide, "grammar" is misspelled as "grammer".

Other

References

DEATH BATTLE Episodes
Season 1 1 Boba Fett VS Samus Aran (2010)2 Akuma VS Shang Tsung3 Rogue VS Wonder Woman4 Goomba VS Koopa5 Haggar VS Zangief6 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Battle Royale7 Zitz VS Leonardo8 Yoshi VS Riptor9 Felicia VS Taokaka10 Kratos VS Spawn11 Bomberman VS Dig Dug12 Vegeta VS Shadow13 Mario VS Sonic (2011)14 Justin Bieber VS Rebecca Black14.5 DEATH BATTLE! vs The World15 Luke Skywalker VS Harry Potter16 Chun-Li VS Mai Shiranui17 Starscream VS Rainbow Dash18 Master Chief VS Doomguy19 Eggman VS Wily20 Zelda VS Peach21 Thor VS Raiden22 Link VS Cloud (2012)23 Batman VS Spider-Man24 Pikachu VS Blanka25 Goku VS Superman 1
Season 2 26 He-Man VS Lion-O27 Shao Kahn VS M. Bison28 Ryu Hayabusa VS Strider Hiryu29 Ivy VS Orchid30 Fox McCloud VS Bucky O'Hare31 Terminator VS RoboCop32 Luigi VS Tails32.5 Vegeta VS Mewtwo?33 Pokémon Battle Royale34 Fulgore VS Sektor35 Godzilla VS Gamera36 Batman VS Captain America37 Tigerzord VS Gundam Epyon38 Ryu VS Scorpion39 Deadpool VS Deathstroke40 Kirby VS Majin Buu41 Ragna VS Sol Badguy42 Gaara VS Toph43 Boba Fett VS Samus Aran (2015)44 Chuck Norris VS Segata Sanshiro45 Guts VS Nightmare46 Iron Man VS Lex Luthor47 Beast VS Goliath48 Solid Snake VS Sam Fisher49 Darth Vader VS Doctor Doom50 Goku VS Superman 251 Donkey Kong VS Knuckles52 Wolverine VS Raiden53 Hercule Satan VS Dan Hibiki54 Yang VS Tifa55 Mega Man VS Astro Boy56 Green Arrow VS Hawkeye57 Pokémon VS Digimon
Season 3 58 Dante VS Bayonetta59 Bowser VS Ganon60 Ratchet & Clank VS Jak & Daxter61 Flash VS Quicksilver62 Joker VS Sweet Tooth63 Mewtwo VS Shadow64 Meta VS Carolina65 Cammy VS Sonya66 Tracer VS Scout67 Ken VS Terry68 Amy Rose VS Ramona Flowers69 Hulk VS Doomsday70 Zoro VS Erza71 Deadpool VS Pinkie Pie
Season 4 72 Lara Croft VS Nathan Drake73 Scrooge McDuck VS Shovel Knight74 Venom VS Bane75 Power Rangers VS Voltron76 Natsu VS Ace77 Sub-Zero VS Glacius78 Android 18 VS Captain Marvel79 Metal Sonic VS Zero80 Lucario VS Renamon81 Balrog VS TJ Combo82 Shredder VS Silver Samurai83 Smokey Bear VS McGruff the Crime Dog84 Thor VS Wonder Woman85 Naruto VS Ichigo86 Batman Beyond VS Spider-Man 209987 Sephiroth VS Vergil
Season 5 88 Black Panther VS Batman89 Raven VS Twilight Sparkle90 Jotaro VS Kenshiro91 Crash VS Spyro92 Sora VS Pit93 Leon Kennedy VS Frank West94 Doctor Strange VS Doctor Fate95 Ryu VS Jin96 Samurai Jack VS Afro Samurai97 Carnage VS Lucy98 Optimus Prime VS Gundam99 Nightwing VS Daredevil100 Mario VS Sonic (2018)101 Ultron VS Sigma102 Roshi VS Jiraiya103 Thanos VS Darkseid
Season 6 104 Aquaman VS Namor105 Mega Man Battle Royale106 Black Widow VS Widowmaker107 Captain Marvel VS Shazam108 Wario VS King Dedede109 Ben 10 VS Green Lantern110 Weiss VS Mitsuru111 Johnny Cage VS Captain Falcon112 Aang VS Edward Elric113 Ghost Rider VS Lobo114 Dragonzord VS Mechagodzilla115 Sasuke VS Hiei116 Ganondorf VS Dracula117 Mob VS Tatsumaki118 Deadpool VS Mask119 All Might VS Might Guy
Season 7 120 Miles Morales VS Static121 Black Canary VS Sindel122 Leonardo VS Red Ranger Jason123 Genos VS War Machine124 Gray VS Esdeath125 Goro VS Machamp126 Cable VS Booster Gold127 Obi-Wan Kenobi VS Kakashi128 Danny Phantom VS American Dragon Jake Long129 She-Ra VS Wonder Woman130 Beerus VS Sailor Galaxia131 Zuko VS Shoto Todoroki132 Flash VS Sonic132.5 The Seven Battle Royale133 Winter Soldier VS Red Hood134 Venom VS Crona135 Sabrewulf VS Jon Talbain136 Red VS Blue137 Batgirl VS Spider-Gwen138 Sanji VS Rock Lee139 Hulk VS Broly
Season 8 140 Yoda VS King Mickey141 Shadow VS Ryuko142 Lex Luthor VS Doctor Doom143 Heihachi Mishima VS Geese Howard144 Blake VS Mikasa145 Iron Fist VS Po146 Steven Universe VS Star Butterfly147 Link VS Cloud (2021)148 Batman VS Iron Man149 Goku Black VS Reverse-Flash150 Macho Man VS Kool-Aid Man151 DIO VS Alucard152 Akuma VS Shao Kahn153 Korra VS Storm154 Madara VS Aizen155 Saitama VS Popeye
Season 9 156 Harley Quinn VS Jinx157 Scarlet Witch VS Zatanna158 Tanjiro VS Jonathan Joestar159 Thor VS Vegeta160 Omni-Man VS Homelander161 Magneto VS Tetsuo162 Hercules VS Sun Wukong163 Boba Fett VS Predator163.5 Excalibur VS Raiden164 James Bond VS John Wick165 Black Adam VS Apocalypse166 Trunks VS Silver167 SpongeBob VS Aquaman168 Jason Voorhees VS Michael Myers169 Sauron VS Lich King170 Deku VS Asta171 Gogeta VS Vegito
Season 10 172 Ant-Man VS Atom173 Skyrim VS Dark Souls174 Killua VS Misaka175 Stitch VS Rocket Raccoon176 Darth Vader VS Obito Uchiha177 Phoenix VS Raven178 Guts VS Dimitri179 Martian Manhunter VS Silver Surfer180 Bill Cipher VS Discord181 Cole MacGrath VS Alex Mercer182 Frieza VS Megatron183 Gojo VS Makima184 Scooby-Doo VS Courage the Cowardly Dog185 Rick Sanchez VS The Doctor186 Goku VS Superman (2023)187 Galactus VS Unicron
Season 11 ??? Wile E. Coyote VS Tom Cat*
Unknown ??? Ruby VS Maka*
*Currently unreleased
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