Thy points are not the fault of Waluigi! Thou should hate Nintendo for refusing to bestow unto him development with such furor! Waluigi hath been covered in bull dung since the days of his conception! His cheating is what maketh him such a character, rather than a man of cardboard liketh Mario!
Quite right, but Wario lacketh the the charisma and charm that Waluigi hath been using for his entire time on the stage that is life! If thou believeth that Wario is the fairer of the two, thou must be blinded! Wario's only trait truer and grander than Waluigi's is that he be more "well-rounded", if ye catcheth my drift.
Thoust point is unjust! Wario tells us of a tale unlike any other! A tale of a simple man, working the mines to earn a shilling for himself, and to his rise amongst the riches! He earned his spot in mine heart, unlike Waluigi, who hath not regaled to us his economic tale!