aka None of your damn business

  • I live in Australia
  • I was born on December 20
  • My occupation is Doing dumb shit on Reddit
  • I am Male

I am the representation of Australia and a dumb nerd on the internet. I don't want to tell you much about me other than that I am Male and from Australia. I like Death Battle, Polandball, memes, Nintendo, Star Wars and Shonen Anime.


> Claims to have the powers of all Australians and Australian animals.

Powers and Weapons

  • Venomous spider fangs and venomous platypus thumbs.
  • Large Kookaburra wings for flight.
  • Earth, Sand, Mud and Metal Bending
  • Leg strength of 10 kangaroos
  • Superhuman strength, speed and durability
  • Dual-wield revolvers that fire rounds filled with his venom.
  • His venom is strong enough to make a demigod feel tired.

True Australian Form

  • Accessed by singing the chorus of Land Down Under by Men At Work aloud.
  • 50 times stronger than base form.
  • Loses animal powers, but can still fly.
  • Weather Manipulation (can you hear the thunder?)
  • Can now bend Fire, Lava and Lightning.
  • Dual-Bending Cannon (Large beam made from bendable Earth and Fire powers)
  • ATB (Aussie Tsar Bomba, last resort projectile that drains the rest of the TAF's stamina)


  • Defeated Ryu in Hand-to-Hand combat in base form.
  • Listened to an old Justin Bieber album without having my eardrums destroyed.
  • Got crushed by a 40,000 ton kaiju in TA form and walked away unharmed.
  • Survived 6,000 MT Nuke in TA form.
  • ATB powerful enough to bust hole through asteroid 1/20th the size of Earth.

My favorite Fights

  • Leon Kennedy vs Frank West (Favourite 2D Fight)
  • Obi-Wan Kenobi vs Kakashi (Favourite 3D Fight)
  • Yoshi vs Riptor
  • Kratos vs Spawn
  • Both Mario vs Sonic fights
  • Luke Skywalker vs Harry Potter
  • Master Chief vs Doomguy
  • Goku vs Superman 1
  • He-Man vs Lion-O
  • Terminator vs Robocop
  • Luigi vs Tails
  • Godzilla vs Gamera
  • Deadpool vs Deathstroke
  • Chuck Norris vs Segata Sanshiro
  • Donkey Kong vs Knuckles
  • Mega Man vs Astro Boy
  • Dante vs Bayonetta
  • Joker vs Sweet Tooth
  • Meta vs Carolina
  • Ken vs Terry
  • Hulk vs Doomsday
  • Deadpool vs Pinkie Pie
  • Scrooge McDuck vs Shovel Knight
  • Power Rangers vs Voltron
  • Balrog vs TJ Combo
  • Smokey Bear vs McGruff the Crime Dog
  • Naruto vs Ichigo
  • Sephiroth vs Vergil
  • Jotaro vs Kenshiro
  • Crash vs Spyro
  • Ryu vs Jin
  • Samurai Jack vs Afro Samurai
  • Optimus Prime vs Gundam
  • Roshi vs Jiraiya
  • Thanos vs Darkseid
  • Wario vs King Dedede
  • Johnny Cage vs Captain Falcon
  • Aang vs Edward Elric
  • Dragonzord vs Mechagodzilla
  • Ganondorf vs Dracula
  • Mob vs Tatsumaki
  • All Might vs Might Guy
  • Leonardo vs Red Ranger Jason
  • Goro vs Machamp
  • Cable vs Booster Gold
  • Danny Phantom vs Jake Long
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