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Yeah... I think everyone knows what I'm talking about here.

Hey! Did you see Kirby vs. Majin Buu?

"Oh, yes I did! It was a pretty good episode."

NO IT WAS NOT! BUU SHOULD HAVE WON BECAUSE-

"Oh, sorry, I didn't realize you were going on into a fan rant."

ANYWAY, BUU SHOULD HAVE-

"Yeah, I don't care."

BUT MAJIN BUU DEFEATED-

"I don't caaaaare..."

KIRBY COULDN'T HAVE BEATEN BUU THOUGH!

OH YEAH, I AGREE! MAJIN BUU IS WAY MORE POWERFUL!

YEAH, THIS IS JUST LIKE WITH THAT BULLSHIT GOKU AND SUPERMAN FIGHT!

SCREWATTACK IS BIASED TOWARD DRAGON BALL!

Yeah... Nowadays you can't go to the comments section of a Death Battle episode without at least seeing ten rants over hundreds of words long about why Screwattack is "biased" and "how they should have won the fight". And if you're one of these people, then let me be one to say to you NO ONE CARES. Death Battle was not created to be used as an end-all argument. They made it for two reasons. One for entertainment, and two because crossover fights are awesome.

Death Battle bases their results on what they think would be the most likely scenario if those two did get into a fight to the death. For example, some people have been saying that Ryu could have defeated Scorpion. He could have, but they figured Scorpion winning that fight was more likely.

Now, there have been fights where the result I don't particularly agree with (such as Luigi vs. Tails and Batman vs. Captain America), but I know that those characters aren't really dead. Goku's still flying around and shooting lasers, and you don't see Superman bragging about how he beat a super saiyan. That's because Death Battle is just a web series created for entertainment purposes.

Yeah, but it's also created for debating- (WHACK)

NO! Bad fanboy! Go in the corner!

Okay...

...Anyway, I will admit that it is kind of hilarious whenever I see someone say "I'm not biased because I'm not a fan of the losing character" and then goes into a two hundred and ninety word essay about why the losing character should have won. If you guys think you can do a better job, then go ahead. Be my guest. And with all that said, I am now kind of interesting in the result of Smokey the Bear vs. McGruff the Crime Dog, just to see if people call Death Battle biased toward preventing forest fires or toward the police system.

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