So...
who will take on Conker, the bobcat or the gecko?
Well, based on a Twitter poll and their connections, the one fighting Conker will be...
And our lucky winner is...Bubsy? Shit.
Problem?
I wanted to fight Gex. His one liners may be annoying, but at the very least he doesn't spout out horrible puns like this guy.
Bubsy: Hey! Everyone's favorite platforming mascot is finally here!
Conker: Really? I don't see Mario anywhere.
Bubsy: Oh, now you've done it, pal! Expect a purrfect beatdown!
Conker: I'd like to see you try, pussy cat!
Come on, guys, no fighting until the battle!
Both: THEN WRITE IT ALREADY!!!
Alright, alright....on it now.